Chapter 435: Elm Pimple
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Is it possible to introduce the heroes of the millennium later for you to know in advance? Ah Yuan's eyes began to gurgle again: "Hey! You're all such a big guy? Can't you hear that I'm just making up a story to make children happy, but in fact, there is no ...... this person at all."
Ying Er was very unhappy, he was quite smart and clever with his own head, and even threw out a new question: "County Lord, Bruce Lee was made up by you, what about Rambo?" With one as a hundred, Rambo, who is good at fighting in the barren mountains and mountains, which family is the heir? Where did the county lord hear his story? ”
This tone is a bit aggressive, huh? Ah Yuan's eyes rolled, and he simply said: "Rambo is also made by the editor-in-chief of this county, don't believe it, I have no problem making up a few more heroic stories casually!" ”
"You-!" Ying Er is a little inexplicable when he is annoyed, the county lord likes it, who can stop him from making up a story casually? Don't you know that the shadow puppet show staged in the capital is the drama book of the county editor-in-chief?
But it turned out that this shadow and shadow two could have arranged for other shadows to come to Zhuyang County to protect Song Zheng'er, but. It's because I heard the news that Wu Lu sent back. The story of the all-powerful and heroic "Rambo". This aroused their curiosity to find out what kind of "freak miracle" that "Rambo" was!
However, the lord of Furui just rolled his eyes, spread his hands, and opened and closed his mouth, destroying the ambition of the martial arts master. But it turned out to be just an illusory person who was talking nonsense from the county lord!
What's more, now, the county lord irresponsibly portrays the image of Bruce Lee, the "King of Kung Fu", which has aroused the heart of the competition between the shadow and the shadow, and the result is just a bubble of bath beans......
Ying Yi was no longer hiding in a bullshit manner, and ran to Ah Yuan's eyes and shouted, "Oh-" and shouted: "County Lord, what you say now--seriously?" ”
Ying Yi has a little more brains than Ying Er, he doesn't believe that "Rambo" and "Bruce Lee" will be made up by an ordinary woman like Ah Yuan, and Ying San Wu Lu also wrote in a letter that all kinds of methods of training soldiers have evolved from the skills of "Rambo" told by the county lord. Pure fabrication? No way!
Ah Yuan has been in this world for several years, and he has long been perfect in his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense. Xing He's eyes widened, and he pushed with both hands: "It's okay, why are you so close?" If you love it, you take it seriously, if you don't believe it, you went around to visit these two masters, found it, and brought it to the county lord's mansion to show me what it looked like, and see how much it was different from what I made up. ”
If it is really a character made up casually by the county lord, it can only show that the county lord is a natural master, and there is no doubt that she can't do kung fu, because the time for shadow one and two close-up observation is not short, and it is very clear that the county lord is a mortal with the naked eye, and he is relatively lazy, so it is impossible to secretly practice some kind of thaumaturgic secret art.
Especially the thoughtful Kageichi believed in his own judgment, because he had taken one more step than Kageichi and turned his palm into a blade and slashed it between Ah Yuan's neck, and the bullish county lord didn't find his danger at all, and still held Zheng'er stupidly.
Could it be that the county lord was just pretending at that time? That concentration is really strong enough, and a thought flashed in Keichi's heart in an instant, and then he shot out like lightning again......
The gap between martial arts masters and ordinary people is that the danger comes and goes, and they may not be at a loss.
Lord Furui only felt a cold wind pass by his ears, and his eyes were dark, and the shadow disappeared.
Zhang Dashan's ability was really far enough, and when he flew to protect the lord, in the dark, a lock of hair floated to the ground......
"Shadow one, shadow two, do you want to rebel?" Zhang Dashan was angry, and roared angrily in front of Ah Yuan, how could he be like a nervous disorder, and he jumped up to attack the county lord?
Someone sighed in the dark: "Our brothers and sons have fallen into a big deal, and I thought that we would have a good time here to learn from the masters!" The result is good, it's all a blind fabrication, and the county lord doesn't know anything, so he just relies on a mouth to deceive the shadow three, squatting in the wilderness and training hard, and the blind training method may not necessarily harm the hundred and ten brothers! ”
Ah Yuan is an idiot who practices martial arts, and at this time he also knows that he was almost moved by someone just now, grabbing the remaining lock of his sideburns after shaving, and slammed the table: "Ying Yi is really good!" Until now, I haven't seen your appearance clearly, could it be that you are a dung ball that Xiaoqiang, who was adopted by the mentally handicapped master of Shaolin Temple who was known as a pear flower and pressed a begonia, when Huashan was discussing swords, martial arts alone in the world, and Xiaoqiang, who was adopted by the mentally handicapped master of Shaolin Temple who was an imbecile dog and a cockroach that was flattened? ”
We can't beat you in terms of ability, but it doesn't mean that we can't scold you, hehe, for this kind of martial arts master who doesn't know the world, being scolded is more painful than a few slaps.
Didn't you say that our county lord didn't have any skills, so he just relied on one mouth? I'm going to show you the power of this mouth!
The key is that you can't kill her yet, the dignified Lord of Furui, the person who Song Zheng'er's little master wants to take refuge in, there are still many arrangements in the future that need her to cooperate.
The number one in the palace guard, the shadow man, trembled in the dark, and even the air had the meaning of writhing, and finally, he still couldn't stand up and scold the county lord.
If you can't do it again, you can't run away, so you have to obediently stay and listen to the scolding.
It's just that the spirit of the county lord's scolding, pointing fingers is not counted, every scolding sentence is coherent, there is almost no pause in the middle, and the brain is a little slower, so you can't understand where the final "dung ball" transitions from.
Zhang Dashan burst out laughing, the guards at the door laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and Ying Er couldn't hide himself, and now he was leaning on the leg of the table, it was likely that he was attached to the table for a moment when he was invisible just now.
"Don't scold, county lord! Eichi just wanted to test whether the county lord had peerless martial arts, so he did it, definitely not wanting to hurt the county lord! "Kageji is quite righteous, so he simply stood up and helped solve the problem.
Eichi squirmed in the darkness, and his voice was low and wanted to explain: "Yes-yes, the county lord, if you have the skills of 'Rambo' and 'Bruce Lee', our brothers and sons still want to learn a few more tricks from the master!" ”
In fact, what is there to learn about "Rambo"? I don't know what to describe in Wu Lu's pen, these martial arts practitioners are crazy, they want to try their skills when they hear someone stronger than themselves, and they especially like to learn endlessly, and they can't learn all the skills of the world on their own!
Ah Yuan actually spilled out her evil anger, after all, she didn't feel any horror just now, but this temper with the master's hands can't be used to, who knows when they will come to the temptation on a whim one day!
"Bang-bang-" A porcelain cup smashed into the darkness, and the threatening words came to the end first: "If you dodge, I will continue to scold!" ”
Half a cup of tea can make a shadow guard appear, regardless of whether this is true or not, Shadow One is indeed standing wet in front of him, and if he can end this "cool scolding" with a single smash, Shadow Lord is even willing to take more.
But the county lord was already summing up: "I really can't figure out how your martial arts are refined? Elm lumps can't be cut at all! Wu Lu heard a story of 'Rambo', and he was able to figure out how to train his subordinates, you heard the king of kung fu, Bruce Lee, why can't you throw bricks and lead jade, and formulate a set of suitable exercises for Zheng'er, isn't Bruce Lee and Zheng'er's leg disease very similar? ”
The same two legs are not ordinarily long, Bruce Lee can practice peerless kung fu, why can't Song Zheng'er?
Martial arts people are always very picky when choosing apprentices, and there is no need to mention that if the limbs are sound, there is no need to mention it, and they have to be born with good roots, suitable for practicing martial arts or something, there are a lot of bullshit......
The wet shadow stalked his neck: "Even if the little master doesn't have a leg disease, he can't be a martial arts master in this life!" ”
"Whoosh-pop-", another sad teacup flew over, and Eichi habitually moved, and stood still again, not dodging, leaving the county lord to do his best......
"Yingyi, you're not an elm head, you're born with a cucumber, undershoot! The acquired walnut is underwhelming! Who is Song Zheng'er? Does he need to train to become a martial arts master? You don't think about it another way, as long as you develop a set of fist and leg techniques that are suitable for his training, attract his attention, and let him not only strengthen his body, but also live with confidence, the task of the two of you will be completed! ”
It's really tiring to talk to martial arts people who can't be enlightened.
The remaining teacups in Ah Yuan's hand suddenly retreated spontaneously, and the flight route was still very clear, and they landed on the table that Ying Er was leaning on just now.
Shadow Er, who laughed very badly, was relieved and decided to reason with the county lord instead of Shadow One: "Since the county lord's requirements are not high, just let the little master strengthen his body, then there is no problem for us to teach the boxing method, although the leg method may be more difficult, we can also teach it in our old way, but this gives the little master another set of martial arts suitable for the length of his legs, which is impossible for us to do at present." The county lord is not a martial arts person, so he naturally doesn't understand, this can create a precedent for fist and foot martial arts, all of them are elders of various major sects, and only after exhausting their life's strength can it be possible to get a new breakthrough on the original basis ......."
Let's just say that they are elm heads that don't know how to open their minds, look, there is another stupid young man, Ying Yi Ying II has actually reached the level of martial arts admiration in kung fu, and he must have the root bones of martial arts training very much, and he has been taught by a famous teacher, otherwise he would not have stayed in the royal family as a hidden guard. (To be continued......)