Midnight calls
Office of the Security Section.
Ye Yiqian's little face was swollen, and as soon as she saw Zhuang Xiaoyan walking in, she immediately turned on the sick Shih Tzu mode: "Senior sister, how can you be like this?" Woo woo, I don't understand what upset you, you deliberately hit me with a basketball......"
The principal's heart hurts a lot, he has a middle-aged daughter, and he has been pampered in the palm of his hand since he was a child, but, but ...... Now the baby daughter who is like a flower has become a big pig's head, and he has the heart to kill!
But he is the principal, even if he is angry, it is not good to directly scold Zhuang Xiaoyan with his head and face, so ...... Now is the time for the Director of Education to play a role!
The director of the teaching office is really a roundworm in the principal's stomach, and before the principal could speak, he slapped his desk and said with a calm face: "Classmate Zhuang Xiaoyan, you are openly making trouble and hurting people at school......
"What is openly causing trouble and hurting people? I didn't~! Zhuang Xiaoyan interrupted the words of the director of the teaching office and asked Ye Yiqian loudly: "Senior sister, what are you talking about?" For no reason, why did I deliberately throw you with a basketball? I'm full and have nothing to do? Even if the principal is your father, you can't just wronged people, the school is not opened by your father~! ”
Sample, just your two brushes are embarrassed to play palace scheming with the old lady? Naive! If you don't offend the old lady, I'll deal with you?
Ye Yiqian was so angry that she almost vomited blood: "You, you ......"
"Senior sister, don't let you go, I'm sorry for such an accident, you said you were really careless, so decent, what are you doing on the basketball court, the ball is not long-eyed, won't it be a matter if you don't go to the basketball court? Eh~~ "You ask for more blessings!"
"......" Ye Yiqian was already crazy, but she couldn't say a word of rebuttal, so she could only suffocate into internal injuries.
The director of the teaching office can't say anything, it seems that it was really an accident!
……
"President, don't you need to take a break?" The general manager walked into the office with a large pile of documents, and since he came to the company, Chu Mochen has been working, thinking that the high-ranking president will be arrogant and expensive, but he didn't expect that he would work harder than anyone else!
"No need." Chu Mochen took a sip of coffee, "The infighting in the branch is because the division of responsibilities system is too complicated, and there is no problem in operation, so it should be dealt with tomorrow." ”
It's that little girl, I don't know if she made trouble at school. What a headache for a little woman.
I was sleeping soundly at this time, when a call came!
After answering the phone, Zhuang Xiaoyan complained unhappily, "Hey, Chu Mochen, do you dare to be a little more perverted?" A hairy call in the middle of the night! Typical psychopathy/perversion! ”
But, but ......
On the other side of the phone, there was an extremely sultry strange male voice!
"Hi, hello beauty, this is the midnight special service line, the night is long, is it lonely at home alone? Is it empty? It doesn't matter, Brother Niu's service is now only 520, and the top service is on your home! Don't hesitate, don't doubt anymore, now it's only 520 and you deserve it......"
I'll go! Your uncle!
Brother Niu service? This point is also a phone call to solicit customers, this cow master, you are too dedicated! This is a disease, and it must be cured!
"Your ancestors! Believe it or not in the middle of the night, sister blew up your cow nest~~"
...... "Mushroom Liang, you are so fierce, are you man-made in your family?"
"Don't bother my sister to be spicy, my sister is not interested in men~!" Zhuang Xiaoyan hung up the phone, closed his eyes, covered the quilt, and prepared to go back to sleep.
The dormitory is ......
"Hmm-" After a few seconds, the phone rang again.
Zhuang Xiaoyan covered his head with a blanket, but the sound of "hmm" kept vibrating, and the wind suddenly picked up, and the curtains fluttered wantonly, and the whole dormitory had an indescribable weirdness!
Grandma is a ball, my sister scolds you to death, Uncle Niu, you don't give up, right?
Zhuang Xiaoyan grabbed the phone and said cracklingly: "Uncle Niu, do you understand?" It is an insult to the word IQ for a mud horse to give birth to you than a son! Your sister's! The old lady is not interested in men, no interest, no interest, say important things three times, warn you not to call again, if you call again, you will not lift for the rest of your life, let you cut off your children and grandchildren......"
"Zhuang Xiaoyan, what did you say?"
Chu Mochen gasped, what nonsense did the little girl say?
Zhuang Xiaoyan was stunned, completely stupid, "......"
Ahhh You're playing sister! Sister's heart can't bear it!
"So late, still not sleeping?" Chu Mochen sighed and mourned for his three views that had been shattered into slag.
I ......, "Big brother, I was woken up by the phone, okay?" Just now I said that those are not respectful, hmm...... It was a midnight call from the special services that I said...... "It's weird, why should I explain it to him!"
"Hmm."
"Hmm," Zhuang Xiaoyan shrank back.
"Hmm."
Can the "......" still speak happily!
"Go to sleep." Chu Mochen was a little tired, and his mind was full of the little girl's extremely rude words.
Even if there is really some messy phone call, never lifting for the rest of her life, cutting off children and grandchildren, how can a little girl say it?
Zhuang Xiaoyan, after I come back, I must brainwash you!
Seriously affect the family style!