Fortunately, Zhao Guangguang was extremely efficient, and after a while, he found a wooden barrel, put it on the ground with a "clang", and said as if offering a treasure: "Xiaohua, you will use this in the future." ”

The barrel still has a greasy smell, and I don't know where he got it (the cafeteria chef roars: Who the hell stole the bucket in our kitchen?). But I can't care too much at this moment.

Hanahubara looked at the curious man with his neck stretched out in the tent, and was about to speak.

Zhao Guangguang was already very domineering and yelled: "TM let Lao Tzu out!" ”

The men immediately disappeared.

He looked back, smiled appreciatively, and struck a sleek pose that a man in a bar often should.

Hua Huoyuan glared at him: "You too." ”

"Huh?"

She couldn't bear it anymore, and gritted her teeth and roared: "You give me out too!" ”

The beauty was angry, Zhao Guangguang's brain was suddenly confused, his heart was panicked, and he ran out without thinking about it.

It wasn't until the cold wind blew outside the tent that he realized what he had done. Viciously swept away the brothers who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and then he whispered to himself unwillingly: "Cross the river and tear down the bridge, women really can't fucking spoil ......"

said so, but there was a hint of sweetness in his words that he didn't even notice.

When they returned to the tent, they found that there was another curtain in one corner of the tent.

Hanabi announced that this would be her private bathroom from now on, and no one was allowed to use it except her. Also, when she is inside, whoever dares to peek, she must let him know what it is like to be a woman.

When she said the last sentence, Sister Hua's eyes were dark and glowing green, as if she was going to choose someone to eat at any time, which scared the men into tightening between their legs, for fear that they would accidentally taste "cold mushrooms".

Only Zhao Guangguang, who didn't know the truth, helped her shout: "Hear clearly, who the dares to beat Xiaohua's idea, Lao Tzu will tell you to try to become women too." ”

The corners of Hua Huoyuan's mouth twitched, and he said to Zhao Guangguang in a soothing tone: "Brother Zhao, can you not call me Xiaohua?" ”

"Why not? That's a nice sound! "She's just one of his innocent little flowers.

"If the tone is slightly wrong, it will sound like a 'joke.'"

"Oh, then I'll call you 'Flowey'?"

This one is even more disgusting.

Hanahubara resolutely refused: "You all have powerful nicknames, so I'll take a code name too." ”

At this time, everyone suddenly became interested and actively made suggestions.

According to the men, everyone's nickname is not taken casually, it has a saying and a history. If you get it well, just shaking out the nickname will scare a lot of people, and if you don't get it well, you will often be used as a handle and a joke in the future. Therefore, caution is needed.

For example, Brother Hammer talks about his nickname, which is a royal face: "Everyone knows that if I Mike Kaoshan doesn't make a move, it will be a final word, so I thank you for being able to afford it, and call me 'Brother Hammer'." ”

Zhao Guangguang swept the back of his head with a palm, and he didn't wait to see him boasting in front of Huahua: "Chirp crookedly blowing a bird, isn't it just a hammer deal, what's so good to show off your majesty." ”

Brother Hammer hugged the back of his head and hid in the corner and burst into tears: It's over, this time the boss was really completely confused by that woman, and he didn't even want to see him, a hardcore brother, and became a guy with a woman and no humanity. How dark it is to be expected that the days ahead!

The snake man, the laborer, the rhinoceros, the shadowless hand, the doctor, the big stomach, and even the rapist Potas all correspond to their respective characteristics.

Under careful scrutiny, Hanahuhara suddenly found that his position in the camp was very embarrassing.

Brawn ...... It's okay to be tricky, you really have to fight hard, don't say that you can't fight Zhao Guangguang, maybe even the fat man is slightly better than her;

There is absolutely no hammer in cheating, and it is good to be able to protect yourself from being abducted;

Special Skill ...... Why did she study education in college? When you can't go to war, take the microphone and give a group of Vajra apes a lesson in ideology and morality, right?

Now it seems that except for being a woman, hugging Zhao Guangguang's thick thighs, she actually has no advantage at all.

She felt a strong sense of crisis in her heart.

A team, especially one that is going to the battlefield, probably can't tolerate a woman who is holding back, right? Even if Zhao Guangguang is willing to take care of her, in a critical situation, who can guarantee that he will risk his life to save her?

The men didn't notice her face, but they came up with an idea.

Some say "Bloody Mary" - it is estimated that she has just been shocked by her ruthlessness and has not yet eased her breath;

Some people say "gentle knife" - I think I was deeply impressed by the story she made up;

There is a saying "Liaoyuan Snake Flower" - it is a bright and gorgeous carnivorous flower, which can even swallow mice and the like, although it is not cannibalistic, but it gives people a very eerie feeling.

These proposals were all rejected by Zhao Guangguang.

In his opinion, Huahua is both delicate and gentle, how can she be said to be like a vampire witch, it is best to hang his name "Woman of Fighting Machines", so that people will stay away when they hear it.

However, Hanabara firmly rejected his proposal.

"This is not a playhouse, you have to be in awe from the heart, and the nickname has the meaning of shock." A young but unusually calm voice made everyone dumbfounded, it was the hacker boy Ming Lixiu, which was really unexpected.

He raised his eyes to look at Amy, without hiding his sarcasm and disdain: "So, instead of picking your scalp and thinking about the name of a false brain, it is better to show your skills, and when the time comes, you may not be able to call you master." ”

Hanabin looked at him with a cold face, his eyes flashing, like a prelude to lightning and thunder.

Except for Zhao Guangguang, the others silently took a half step back: Great, there is another good show!

However, Hua Huoyuan suddenly smiled, and even bowed his head and said, "Thank you for your advice, no shadow hand." ”

This is sincere, although Ming Lixiu is mocking, but what he says is right.

Ming Lixiu was a little surprised, but her eyes were only faint: "No need, I just hope that we won't be held back in the future." ”

She couldn't help but raise her eyes and sweep over, but she didn't expect the young man's words to mean this. Presumably he was worried that she was too weak and dragged down the important combat power of this small team, Zhao Guangguang.

"Don't worry, I want to live more than anyone else."

Her voice was soft, but she was extremely firm: she didn't think about relying on others, relying on everyone to run. In the case of life and death, you can only rely on yourself.

Zhao Guangguang and the others nodded slightly, and they all agreed with this sentence: People who come out of Liaoyuan never spare their lives, but they really want to live more than anyone else.

Suddenly there was a sharp whistle outside the camp tent, followed by a loud shout: "Strange Barracks - all assemble!" ”

Zhao Guangguang, who had received reserve training, reacted the fastest, waved his arm, and shouted in a rough voice: "Get dressed, put on your hat, and go out as fast as possible!" ”

In an instant, the camp was full of people on their backs.

Those who are looking for shoes, those who are looking for hats, those who are tripped and shouting ouch, and those who scold "You don't have long eyes and hit Lao Tzu", the whole thing is like a pot of porridge.

It's not that he didn't take the opportunity to rub oil on Huahuoyuan's body, but Zhao Guangguang protected her in front of him very strongly, and no one dared to act rashly.

Hanabi originally thought that the camp he was in was very embarrassed, but when he went out to see, they were okay, and they were the first to arrive.

The other camps were procrastinating and swearing, and there was no one to be seen at all.

In the clearing, Wei Qi stood cross-legged and hand-crossed, his face was gloomy, his eyes were sharp, and when he swept over her, there was a hint of coldness, which made her scalp tingle.

Here, here comes the one who puts on her little shoes!

The corner of his eye glanced again, and he just met the black and white eyes standing diagonally behind Wei Qi. They also made a flattering look at her.

But her heart skipped a beat: Damn, these two guys won't be in the strange camp in the future, right?

If you stay together in the dark all day, how long can her lies be hidden?

Zhao Guangguang didn't care about black and white at all, but was full of ambition to give his brothers in the camp a whole team.

The other recruits joined the crowd in a mixed manner, all of them in shape, their clothes open from side to side, their hats almost crooked, their belts unworn, and some of them huddled together with a cigarette in their mouths.

Wei Qi frowned slightly: Obviously, this group of people had been looted when they entered the barracks, but they had gotten the "hard currency in the army" - cigarettes in such a short time.

Speaking of which, they are really a bit crooked.

He decided to knock the mountain and shock the tiger first, and overwhelm the other party in momentum.

With his hands behind his back, with a tiger face, and he didn't go to the whole team, he said coldly: "I, Wei Qi, am your future battalion commander." Let me tell you the truth here, although you claim to be the 'Odd Barracks', you are actually the legendary cannon fodder team. ”

He paused, and saw that most of his soldiers, except for a few who looked frightened, were still lazy and talking to themselves, and did not react in any way, as if they had not heard what he was saying, or that he was saying "the weather is fine today" or something like that.

Haven't they learned the language and don't know what cannon fodder means?

He raised his voice, and added in a loud and nervous voice: "That is to say, in the future, you will be sent to the most dangerous battlefields, carry out the most dangerous missions, and your mortality rate will not be less than 80%......"

"Alright, boss!" A good-looking young man interjected nonchalantly, "If you want our brother to sell you your life, you'd better fucking hell with these clichés." ”

Wei Qi clenched his jaws, and his eyes were coldly aimed at the thorn.

He has a slender figure, long hair that reaches to his shoulders, and a golden earring hanging from his right ear, and his lazy expression is indescribably charming, but he can't hide his contempt: "It's really not interesting to talk to those of us who have come out of the prairie to say that they can't die."

You just have to tell us: if you win the war, if you survive, you will have meat to eat, you will have fucking women to play with, and you can also make some fucking military achievements, isn't that okay? Don't worry, as long as you don't die, our brother will give you his life. Everyone is happy to cooperate and happy! ”

As soon as the voice fell, all the recruits responded with a loud "oh oh oh".