Chapter 36: Less than a snake
(2nd Update)
"Hurry up and pee, do you still have to pee in your pants ???" Zhao Chuanxi pushed Song Rensheng.
"There are no toilets here, how can this be?" Song Rensheng's tears flowed down.
"Go to the ditch to solve it......" Zhang Haitong took Song Rensheng back and pushed him into the drainage ditch on the side of the road, "It's far away, we have a lesbian here......"
"I know I know, Zi said: Don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't say indecent things, don't move indecent people, Xiaosheng offended ......" Song Rensheng cried and chirped, muttered in his mouth, ran away quickly, and then untied his trouser belt and began to release water.
"This kid, it's really ......funny" Gu Yunfeng chuckled, and glanced at Bian Lanlan, Yuan Siyu, and Qin Xiaojun with deep eyes, especially after staying on Qin Xiaojun for a little longer, the faces of the three girls who saw it were even redder.
"Uncle Zheng is the most powerful...... In the end, it was Sister Bai who relieved the siege of the third daughter and led the disaster to Zheng Dongfang.
"Uncle knows that thing very clearly...... Bian Lanlan glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said with a smile.
"What ...... that" Zheng Dongfang's face immediately turned red with embarrassment, and his big hand scratched at the skin of his head, "When people are older, they have rich experience, and they are easy to come into contact with some social darkness, but the uncle is still very clean and self-conscious, and he is critical of those immoral behaviors......"
"I know, I know, I know, uncle, you are jealous and hateful......" Bian Lanlan nodded with a smile.
"It's not just jealousy and hatred, it's just a disagreement with the darkness......," Yuan Siyu said exaggeratedly.
"Hee-hee-hee-hee......-hee-he......e-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-he
"Cunning ......" Bian Lanlan and Yuan Siyu immediately turned their disdainful gazes at Qin Xiaojun.
"This kid, you should take care of him......" Nie Canglong had a big opinion on Song Rensheng.
"Ah......" As soon as Nie Canglong's words fell, Song Rensheng, who was relieving himself there, let out a frightened scream.
"What's going on??" This scream was so frightened that not only everyone was frightened, but even the animals were almost frightened.
Nie Canglong controlled the big black horse that was a little startled under the seat, then turned the horse's head, drove the big black horse, and ran towards Song Rensheng.
"What's the situation......" Nie Canglong got off the horse and jumped directly into the ditch, just one glance, he was completely speechless, daring to love, it was Song Rensheng's words, he actually bit a small cyan snake, looking at the triangular head, it was definitely highly poisonous.
"Poisonous, I'm going to die......" Song Rensheng's face had already begun to darken.
"You're really strong, you can ...... trick" Nie Canglong shook his head slightly, and directly reached out to pinch the tail of the little green snake, and then, with the other hand, he swiped his head from its tail, and the little snake immediately loosened its mouth.
"Canglong, what the hell is going on??? Zheng Dongfang also rode over, Zhao Chuanxi and Zhang Haitong also ran over, and several women also got out of the car and ran over here.
"This comrade let the snake be indecent, let your kid ......ignore it" Nie Canglong was angry and laughed, threw the snake on the road, and ran up the ditch, "Don't come here, don't look at it, Xiaojun, throw me an antidote pill......"
"Remember, two hundred ......" As soon as the six women heard the indecency, they immediately stopped, Qin Xiaojun took out an antidote pill and handed it to Zhao Chuanxi, and then the six women turned around and returned to the ox cart.
Zhao Chuanxi gave Song Rensheng medicine, and then together with Zhang Haitong, he helped him lift his pants, and both of them looked like they were concerned, this buddy is too miserable, and I don't know if it can be used in the future.
"Let's go, let's help this guy to the car, Chuanxi rides a deer......" Nie Canglong smiled and rode on the horse.
"I don't ride a deer, I want to ride a horse......" Zhao Chuanxi stared at the big black horse under Nie Canglong's seat, and said with envy.
"Okay, you ride a horse, I'll go catch the car......" Nie Canglong was quite happy, got off the horse directly, handed over the reins to Zhao Chuanxi, and went to catch the car.
"Beasts......" Zhang Haitong looked at Nie Canglong's back, shook his head vigorously, his face was full of jealousy, glanced at Song Rensheng in the crook of his arm, and couldn't help scolding: "It's all your fault, even peeing can attract long worms......" glanced at the little green snake that was thrown on the road by Nie Canglong, and couldn't help bending down and picking it up, I don't know when there was an extra knife in his hand, and he swiped it lightly, and then two fingers squeezed it gently, and a small cyan ball was squeezed out by him, This guy didn't feel dirty, so he just stuffed the little round ball into his mouth. ,
"You're more beastly than him......" The scene of Zhang Haitong squeezing the snake's gall happened to be seen by Zheng Dongfang, "That snake has just bitten that thing, that is to say, the distance between that thing and your mouth is less than a snake......"
"Uncle, you just disgust me......" Zhang Haitong's face changed when Zheng Dongfang said, and his face was the same as the snake gall he had just eaten.
"Hehe...... Zheng Dongfang smiled, hit the horse and left.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at Zhang Haitong, hehe, straight.
"Get out, laugh again, I'm dueling with you......" Zhang Haitong was annoyed and glared at Zhao Chuanxi.
Helped Song Rensheng into the car, and everyone got back on the road again, but it was replaced by Zhao Chuanxi riding a horse, and Nie Canglong drove the ladies.
"Little green snake, I can warn you, if you can't catch up, we will fire you directly......" Qin Xiaojun was very wary of Nie Canglong coming over to catch the car, because she knew Nie Canglong too well, this guy was not an honest person, he would put his nose on his face, and he would climb up when he poked the pole.
"Don't worry, I'm a veteran of driving cars, leave this car to me, you can rest assured, it is guaranteed to ......be fast and stable," Nie Canglong sat on the wheel, patting his chest confidently.
"No matter how fast you are, you can't catch up with Uncle Zhang......" Qin Xiaojun pursed his lips, shrank to the back of the car, leaned on the car, and swallowed melon seeds.
"Hehe, Brother Nie is here to catch the car, I'm much more relaxed......" Zhang Xiaohuaer entered the car with a smile, holding a bag of spiced melon seeds, and snorted beautifully.
"Secure......" Yuan Siyu said with a smile, and winked at Qin Xiaojun.
"Cut ......" Qin Xiaojun's face turned red, but he twisted his head to the side with disdain.
Gu Yunfeng's eyes purred, look at this, look at that, a subtle smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
After walking for about two hours, the team walked into a mountainous area again, at this time, the sky was gradually darkening, and a bright moon rose into the sky, covering the mountains and the earth with a layer of silvery-white moonlight.
"Where is this??? Didn't you say that we are only thirty kilometers away from the next county seat??? We've been walking for so long, it's going to be forty kilometers??? Why didn't you even encounter a village??? Nie Canglong looked around, but he couldn't see the slightest crowd at all, so he couldn't help but look at Zhao Chuanxi, who was riding on a horse, and said.
"I've calculated it, it's almost 30 ......kilometers," Zhao Chuanxi said with certainty.
"It may be a straight-line distance, but if you take the highway, the distance will be long......," Zheng Dongfang looked around and said.
"You, you, what a fool......" Nie Canglong counted Zhao Chuanxi, "Let's camp outside tonight......"
"It's okay, after walking for so long, my body is sore,......," Zheng Dongfang said.
"Let's hurry up and light a fire, and set up the tent first by the light...... Zhang Wenge said as he got off the wheel.
"Chuanxi, it's all because you kid didn't understand the map, let us sleep in the wilderness, and punish you for chopping firewood and ......," Nie Canglong said.
"Chop it, cut it......" Zhao Chuanxi didn't care much, got off the horse, picked up the axe he brought from the car, and was about to go into the mountains to chop wood.
"Be careful of Sadako...... Qin Xiaojun likes to be funny the most, and shouted at Zhao Chuanxi's back in a strange voice.
"That ......" Zhao Chuanxi's footsteps froze suddenly, and he swallowed his saliva, "Brother Tong, why don't we two go together??? ”
"You go by yourself, I still have to help Uncle Zhang unload the car, don't you know, this tent is difficult to set up......" There are black holes around, Zhang Haitong is also beating drums in his heart, how dare he go with him??
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