Chapter 345: If you don't love, why hate

That's right, Long Jun does like to watch beautiful women use their chests to open beer.

However, from Mulan'er's point of view, as long as she believes that something is wrong, even if it is right, it is wrong.

"Stinky scoundrel, you're a boy, I'm a girl, of course it's different." Mulan snorted coldly: "I've never seen a shameless person like you, who actually likes to watch beautiful women use their chests to open beer, shameless, it's so shameless." ”

Long Jun shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Anyway, I didn't force you to watch it, if you don't like it, don't watch it." ”

Mulan Er glared at Long Jun with great disdain, and then unceremoniously ate supper.

Yang Mei smiled, picked up a beer, raised it, and said, "Today, it's rare to be so happy, we don't get drunk and have no home." ”

Long Jun raised the beer and said with a wicked smile: "No, it should be, we will fight until dawn." ”

Yang Mei's face was flushed with shame, she raised her hand, patted Long Jun's arm gently, and reprimanded in a coquettish voice: "I hate it!" ”

Girls say they hate it, and boys never get tired of listening to it.

A delicate annoyance made Long Jun's heart almost fly to Yang Mei's body, and the whole person seemed to be enchanted, smirking!

When Mulan caught a glimpse of Long Jun's nymphomaniac, before Yang Mei could make a move, she had already taken the lead, raised her right palm, and slapped Long Jun on the back of the head.

Long Jun was slapped by Mulan Er and immediately came to his senses, and after shaking his head vigorously a few times, he glared at Mulan Er with a blank expression.

"Why are you slapping me on the head?" Long Jun blinked and smiled evilly, "Won't you slap my ass?" ”

"Don't pat your ass!" Mulan glanced at her mouth and said, "You always want to be crooked, so I will punish you for drinking a few more beers." ”

"Just drink it, will I be afraid of you?" Anyway, Long Junqian is not drunk, even if he drinks too much wine, he is not afraid.

Zhang Dahua covered her mouth and giggled.

Yang Mei smiled from ear to ear, for the first time in history, she smiled so happily.

Long Jun drank more than ten bottles of beer in succession, but he still didn't feel the slightest bit drunk, while Yang Mei only drank five bottles of beer before she fainted on the sofa.

Although Zhang Dahua was very good at drinking, after drinking eight bottles of beer, he also fell down.

At this time, only Long Jun and Mulan were left without falling.

After Mulan swept away the supper on the countertop, she picked up a bottle of beer, shook it at Long Jun, and said, "Last time, you drunk me, this time, I want to take revenge." ”

Long Jun said very disdainfully: "It's up to you? ”

"Yes, it's up to me." Mulan Er knocked on the beer in her hand, glared at Long Jun fiercely with a provocative gaze, and then, in a tone of three points of drunkenness, she scolded in a coquettish voice: "Come on, kill you!" ”

"As a girl, it's very bad to say such foul language!" Long Jun blinked, smiled meaningfully at Mulan'er's high bulging breasts, and thought, as a girl, what do I think you are going to me? I'll suffer a little bit and lie down and let you do it, so what?

Mulan was slightly stunned and said: "What about girls, can't girls speak foul language?" ”

"Lan'er, you're drunk." Long Jun shook his head and said with a playful smile: "Usually, girls are drunk and can do anything, such as saying foul language, confessing to the boy they like, sleeping with the boy, and ......"

Before Long Jun finished speaking, Mulan immediately scolded, "You have endless things, do you do it or not?" ”

", why not?" Long Jun smiled evilly: "The beauty personally sent it to the door, don't do it, don't do it in vain." ”

"Shameless, you shameless fellow, where the hell do you think?" Mulan gave a hiccup, and reprimanded in a coquettish voice: "What sister said is that the toast is dry, not the kind of dry you think." ”

"Anyway, it's all about it, if you want to do it, do it quickly." Long Jun raised the beer in his hand and said with an evil smile: "Girls are not drunk, boys have no chance, you have to be careful!" ”

"Is it possible, my sister will be afraid of you?" Mulan Er lifted the beer, touched the beer in Long Jun's hand gently, and said, "Dry!" ”

"Cool, dry!" Long Jun drank the beer in his hand in one gulp, and the speed was so fast that Mulan Er was unbelievable.

Mulan snorted coldly, and drank the beer in her hand.

Immediately afterwards, Long Jun and Mulan drank ten bottles of beer one after another.

Finally, Mulan was defeated, staggered, and fell into Long Jun's arms, pressing Long Jun directly to the floor.

Because, Long Jun was afraid that Mulan would fall and get hurt, so even if she was pressed to the floor, he didn't dodge.

Mulan slapped Long Jun's chest and hiccuped, "Come on, come on, do it, do it, do it......"

"Fuck your sister, drunk like this, do you still want to do it?" Long Jun gently patted Mulan'er's delicate face and said, "Hey, wake up!" ”

Mulan didn't answer, she lay in Long Jun's arms and fell asleep.

was pressed by a beautiful woman like this, although it was through clothes, but Long Jun still reacted like a normal man.

Mulan said in a daze: "Who used a wooden stick to block my sister?" Take it away quickly, otherwise, Sister Hugh is welcome. ”

Long Jun's handsome face turned red instantly, and he hurriedly hugged Mulan and climbed up from the floor.

Damn, my chaotic celestial body is so powerful, and if I am not careful, it will react like a normal man again.

When Long Jun thought of this, he glanced at Yang Mei and Zhang Dahua who were lying on the sofa, and sighed secretly in his heart: "It's good now, the three beauties are all drunk by me, I think it's hard to have no chance, alas!" ”

"I'll go, Long Jun, Long Jun, where did you think of it? Beasts, beasts! Long Jun gently patted his own handsome face, and then suppressed the evil fire in his heart.

Originally, Long Jun wanted to help them relieve their hangover through acupuncture and hangover cure, but when he glanced at the time, he dispelled this idea again.

Anyway, it's late at night, and if I relieve them of their hangover, then they might lose sleep, so let's let them get a good night's sleep!

Thinking of this, Long Jun helped Mulan back to her bedroom.

Long Jun gently put Mulan on the big bed, bent over, and just wanted to help her cover the thin quilt, but unexpectedly, she turned over and collapsed on the big bed.

"Sister you, you......" Mulan fell into Long Jun's arms, slapping Long Jun vigorously, it was really crackling.

"Lan'er, Lan'er, how much hatred do I have with you, do you need to me like this?"

Long Jun silently endured Mulan'er's slapping, and couldn't help but sigh lightly in his heart.

Mulan slapped for a while, but still didn't hate, so she bit at Long Jun.

"Hey, hey, are you a dog? Why don't you bite it without saying a word? Long Jun couldn't help but gasp in his heart, gently pushed Mulan away, and then, jumped up from the bed and landed lightly on the floor.

"you, you......" Mulan said drunkly: "You stinky scoundrel, you always bully your sister, my sister wants to kill you, you......"

Long Jun looked at Mulan Er in shock, he didn't expect that Mulan Er hated him so much.

If there is no love, how can there be hate? Long Jun was puzzled.

Long Jun looked at Mulan'er's graceful body and muttered to himself, "I don't seem to be bullying you, right?" Usually, you bully me, and you always disagree with me, why do you say that I bully you? ”

(End of chapter)