Chapter 1770: Alchemy is a Sacred Thing!
When the Inch Nuo characteristics were extinguished, a battle for toilets was being staged in the medicine garden at the top of Kaikabo Peak.
"Twenty hunger pills, otherwise don't talk about it!" Er Nizi looked at Wu Yaozu's uncomfortable appearance of holding her stomach, and said unceremoniously, "This is Senior Brother's toilet, not everyone can use it!" ”
"Give! To give! "Wu Yaozu's stomach hurts so badly, if he doesn't excrete, it will be even more embarrassing when he waits. took out a handful of hunger filling pills, didn't count them, stuffed them into Er Nizi's hand, and quickly rushed into the toilet.
"Wait a minute, there's someone inside!" Seeing that Wu Lei, Chandley, Han Tie and others also rushed over with their stomachs covered, Er Nizi scolded loudly with a serious face, "Senior brother said, you have to charge for going to the toilet!" In order to avoid trouble, each of you prepares the pill first! It's strange that you don't pay attention to eating when you are such an adult, and you drink water after eating greasy barbecue, so you don't have diarrhea! ”
"Give you the elixir! Let the people inside hurry up! Wu Lei was about to jump to his feet in a hurry, where was he in the mood to listen to Er Nizi's grinding and chirping, stuffed a handful of hunger filling pills in Er Nizi's hand, and shouted loudly, "Five minutes, no!" Three minutes, and if I don't come out, I'll go in! ”
Er Nizi doesn't care what will happen to a few stinky men, as long as she gives herself the pill, they can do whatever they want! In the early morning, I wanted to sleep lazily, but I was quite angry when I was shouted by Zhen Cheng, it turned out that there was such a beautiful thing. I set up a stall with my grandfather, and sometimes I can't sell a Qi Pill in one night. I didn't expect that when I arrived at the medicine garden, I could earn pills so easily.
"Ernizi, I didn't bring any paper, give me a few pieces of paper!" excreted filthy things, and Wu Yaozu suddenly found that because he often didn't use the tuba, he didn't even bring a tissue paper, so he rushed in.
"A Qi Pill! This is what the elder brother said, soft hand paper! ”
Wu Lei and the others' eyes were black, and they almost fainted. Looking at the stack of paper in Er Nizi's hand, I wanted to die.
What kind of bullshit barbecue, this is clearly a bureau set up by Zhen Cheng. Eat barbecue after taking a bath, have diarrhea after eating barbecue, and take a shower again after diarrhea? In this way, he and the others consumed a lot of pills for no reason, not to mention, and they were treated like sick cats by Zhen Cheng.
Wu Lei and Qian Deli's eyes were green, but they had nothing to do with Zhen Cheng. The roast leg of lamb was bought by himself, and the people who went to the toilet did not force themselves, and now Erni Zi pulled a tiger skin to make a banner to raise prices, and still did not force anyone, but the egg is, I will go to the toilet immediately, can I not buy it?
What made Wu Lei and others even more unhappy was that when they endured stomach pain and were about to go to the toilet, Zhen Cheng was shamelessly teaching Gongsun Linglong to fertilize the herbs.
"You don't take this wooden spoon? Do you grab guano with your hands? Zhen Cheng saw Gongsun Linglong frowning, standing motionless, with a cold face, and reprimanded unceremoniously, "This is your first lesson in joining the Jindanmen!" Do it every morning after that! You can't do such a simple thing, you might as well hurry down the mountain! ”
"How do you speak?" Qian Yuhan retorted unceremoniously, "We didn't say that we wouldn't fertilize the herbs, what are you yelling about?" ”
"Did I roar?" Zhen Cheng looked at Qian Yuhan with a kind smile on his face and said, "Did you not sleep well last night, or did you have irregular menstruation?" ”
"Get out-" Qian Yuhan's face was flushed, and he roared angrily. Clenched his fists and looked at Zhen Cheng, but he didn't know how to deal with this shameless man.
"Do you have gloves?" Gongsun Linglong didn't expect that planting herbs was not elegant at all, smelling the indescribable rotten smell of bird droppings, her eyes flashed, and she looked at Zhen Cheng pleadingly and said.
"Nope! I use this wooden spoon in my hand to fertilize the herbs every day! It's clean with gloves on, but there may be errors in the amount of fertilizer applied! Don't think it's a trivial matter, if you get too much fertilizer, the herbs may be killed by the fertilizer, and once that's the case, the master and his old man will be furious! If you don't get it right, you will be pinched to death directly, and then your heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys will not necessarily be used as fertilizer! ”
"Vomit-" Gongsun Linglong was disgusted by Zhen Cheng's words, turned her head with a retching sound, looked at Qian Yuhan and said, "Senior Sister Yuhan, will you come first?" ”
Gongsun Linglong spoke, and although Qian Yuhan was reluctant, he couldn't help but squirm and pick up the wooden spoon and fertilize the herbs in the way of Professor Zhen Cheng. Gongsun Linglong may still be able to make mistakes, but not herself! Qian Yu was frightened and carefully fertilized each herb. Once something is wrong, Zhen Cheng will reprimand loudly, not polite at all.
After Wu Yaozu and the others lined up to go to the toilet, they hurriedly went to Zhen Cheng's cave to take a bath. Er Nizi's little mouth smiled like a scoop, and she was overjoyed to harvest the pill.
Qianyu Han's seriousness and concentration gradually attracted Gongsun Linglong, and the bird droppings smelled for a long time, and he didn't seem to feel anything anymore. Thinking about the things that birds eat, it seems to be much stronger than the stench of Wu Yaozu and others. Gongsun Linglong learned things quickly, and Qian Yuhan was one left and one right, listening to Zhen Cheng's instructions, and fertilizing the medicine fields one by one.
"Good, good! Really good! Zhen Cheng put his hands behind his back, looking like an agricultural expert, and kept nodding in praise. Although it was very unpleasant to look at Qian Yuhan, after all, people did nothing wrong, and Zhen Cheng couldn't blame anything. Looking at the delicate appearance of Gongsun Linglong and Qian Yuhan who bent down for a while and raised up again for a while, Zhen Cheng wanted to be beastly and pressed the two girls in the medicine field.
The beauty is current, but she can't touch it, looking at the two women's buttocks and breasts, Zhen Cheng felt a burst of heat in her lower abdomen.
"Don't look at indecent things!" Zhen Cheng kept wailing loudly in his heart, but his eyes peeked at a few times from time to time, and his liver was also fluttering.
Zhen Cheng and others in the medicine garden saw every scene clearly.
According to the past, it should be Zhen Cheng who works now, and it should be himself who shouts indiscriminately. Now that he has nine disciples, he is idle, but Zhen Cheng is busy.
Yao Lao was anxiously floating around in his cave, unusually annoyed that he didn't control his temper yesterday. If he hadn't been angry yesterday, wouldn't he be able to hide in the cave with Zhen Cheng and alchemy with peace of mind now? Well, now it's okay to go out by yourself, and it's not okay not to go out.
"What to do? Did I really ask him? Hearing Zhen Cheng's loud shout, Yao Lao thought of it with great annoyance.
"No! I'm a master! "The idea that Yao Lao just gave birth to was immediately extinguished." I don't believe it, none of the other eight are talented! Yao Lao's pair of cross-eyed eyes squeezed into one place because of anger, floated out of the cave quickly, and shouted loudly to Wu Lei, who had just walked out of Zhen Cheng's big cave and was still rubbing his hair, "Wu Lei, come and accompany me for alchemy!" Yao Lao's voice was very loud and majestic, and when he shouted at Wu Lei, his eyes were still peeking at the change in Zhen Cheng's expression. It's a pity that whether it's Zhen Cheng, Qianyuhan and Gongsun Linglong, they don't hear anything as if they are very invested in fertilization.
"Ahh I don't even know a few herbs, so why do I have to let myself accompany the alchemy the next day? Wu Lei's heart was beating unkemptly, and he turned his head to look at Wu Yaozu, Zhao Yang and others.
"The Nine Ancestors told you to go to alchemy!" Zhao Yang blushed and quietly pointed in the direction of Yao Lao.
"It's still a descendant of an ancestor!" Wu Yaozu sneered sourly, "I just don't know if I can refine the pill!" ”
"Humph!" Wu Lei snorted coldly, and ran behind Gongsun Linglong and the others, shouting proudly as he ran, "Ninth Ancestor, are you asking me to accompany you for alchemy?" ”
Wu Lei's voice was infused with true qi, and the voice echoed in the medicine garden, coming far, far away.
"Senior Brother Wu, congratulations!" Qian Yuhan straightened his waist, congratulating with a smile on his face, but secretly prayed in his heart, but don't let yourself be alchemy. Thinking that his white and tender skin was wrinkled by the Dan furnace, and the roasted dry was like tree bark, Qian Yuhan even had the heart to die.
"Study hard, don't get carried away!" Gongsun Linglong had a cold face and told solemnly.
"Don't worry, I'll do my best! Inheriting the mantle of the Nine Ancestors, I will refine the most haode elixir for you! Hearing Gongsun Linglong's advice, Wu Lei's anxious heart was like eating honey, blushing, like a lover, and loudly assured.
"Good luck!" Zhen Cheng looked at Wu Lei with a smile, shook his head and said, "Alas, I knew that you were going to go in for alchemy, you really should take a bath, it's really a waste!" ”
"You know a bird! Don't you know that alchemy is a sacred thing? Don't you know that alchemy requires purification? Wu Lei looked at Zhen Cheng with disdain, and quickly ran towards Yao Lao's stone cave with his head held high.
"I don't have a chance to make alchemy, and I'm jealous of others, I really don't know if it's a man!" Wu Yaozu's figure disappeared, and Qian Yuhan continued to bend down with a wooden spoon to apply fertilizer, and said sneeringly.
"I don't have a chance?" Zhen Cheng's index finger of his right hand pointed at his nose, and the corners of his mouth said with disdain, "You don't know, Yao Lao begged me to learn alchemy, and I don't know how to learn it!" Isn't it just to get a Dan furnace to bake the elixir? What's the difference with baking bread in the oven! ”
"Idiot!" Gongsun Linglong gave Zhen Cheng an indifferent look, bent down gracefully, and left the round and straight buttocks to Zhen Cheng to browse wildly.