【980】Watermelon
I pulled Xiyu to the side of the road and flagged down a taxi.
In the car, Xi Yu didn't speak, but his unhappy face was revealed.
I took a deep breath, then turned my head to look at Xi Yu, and my "daughter-in-law" followed me, reached out and put her arms around Xi Yu's neck, and smiled at her, "Hey." Feed. ”
Xiyu shook me off at once, "Get up, don't touch me." ”
I continued to smile, "What's wrong with us, this is." Don't be so good. ”
"No, you ignore me." Xi Yu continued, "Wang Yue, let me tell you, I'm angry with you. ”
"Why did I kill me, you were angry with me." I sighed, "Isn't what I just said strong enough?" ”
"That's not what I'm talking about."
"Then what's there to be angry about."
"You know it yourself, you big liar."
"I'm not a liar."
"Big liar, stinky liar, dead liar" Xi Yu scolded me fiercely, "I just despise you, despise you to death." ”
"It's useless for you to despise me, anyway, I didn't lie to you, I'm not afraid of crooked shadows."
"You also have the face to say that you are upright. I really despise you," Xiyu scolded at me, "I don't really like your kind of strength that you don't even admit to being killed." I ask you, didn't you say you hit this hole in your ear yourself? ”
"I fought it myself, and I swear I paid for it myself."
"I'm not talking about this," Xi Yu punched me, "Did you fight for Lin Ran." ”
"Of course not." I followed and said, "I wanted to fight myself, so I did." ”
"Then when you pierced your ears, Lin Ran was not on the side." Then Xiyu stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You tell me no more, let me listen." ”
I looked at Yuyu, and then nodded, "Yes." ”
"Then what else do you have to quibble."
"I'm not trying to quibble, it's you who don't allow me to say no. Even if it's not there, you have to say it's there. ”
"Fuck off." Xiyu scolded me, "You give me less poor eggs, I made trouble for a long time, the ear piercing is for her, and the earrings are also given to you by her." Bastard, break up. I'm. Then Yuyu began to take a deep breath.
"Didn't you just say you weren't angry?"
"If you're not angry, you're mad at me, what did you do to be sorry for me, you say."
"I really didn't," I said to Yuyu, "Actually, I didn't tell you this, and you can't blame me"
"Do I have to blame myself?" Xi Yu stretched out his finger and pointed to his nose and asked, "You give me another responsibility to escape, I ask you, if this is the case, I should be blamed." ”
I spread my hands out, "If you have to blame yourself, I don't have any opinion, anyway, after I got my ear pierced, you didn't really ask me, why did you hit it, when I wore that earring, you didn't ask me, why did you bring such an earring, and you also threw my earrings to me at the beginning, don't you say?" ”
Xi Yu was stunned for a moment, and then shouted at me, "Bastard." You give me another quibble."
"I didn't."
"Stop." Xiyu shouted vigorously. Then the taxi stopped. Xiyu opened the car door and walked out.
I was stunned for a moment, and I was about to chase it. The driver turned to look at me, "Five bucks, young man." ”
I reached out and handed the money to the driver, and then chased after it. Xiyu walked in front, and I chased after the back, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, good daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I can't do it, you said you can't really blame me, right, I didn't mean to, besides, you never asked me, she came, just give me an earring, I thought about it, it's nothing, so I brought it." ”
Xiyu turned his head to look at me, "Can that ear piercing be casually beaten for a person of the opposite sex?" Don't you understand the implications? ”
"Then I'll fight for you tomorrow, then I don't need tomorrow, I'll let it go, I can do it today."
"What did you say?" Yuki glanced at me.
I spread my hands and said, "Look, don't you just get your ears pierced, it's a very casual thing, why don't you say it's casual." ”
Xi Yu became angry all of a sudden, stood in place, looked at me angrily, and then scolded hard, "Get out." Then he started walking on again.
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss." I followed Xiyu and entered the community of Xiyu's house in a few clicks.
Xiyu walked in front of her very angrily, I followed behind, and then talked to her, "I said don't make trouble, okay, I'll explain to you when I have time." ”
"Fuck off, explain a fart, Wang Baliu, you're mad at me."
"You just said you weren't angry."
"What else are you hiding from me, you say."
"Listen to me." Then I looked up and looked at the door of their house, where Sunset and the beautiful woman who sold insurance had just walked out.
I was stunned for a moment, and then grabbed Xi Yu, "You wait." ”
I originally wanted to wait, but Sunset didn't want to wait, and after Sunset went out, he saw Yuyu, and then saw me and grabbed Yuyu, and then stretched out his hand to me. Then he ran at me.
I couldn't take care of it so much, I hugged Xiyu and kissed her hard, "Good daughter-in-law, you listen to me and explain to you again when I have time, now there is no time, don't be angry, I love you." Then I kissed Xi Yu again. Then I turned around and ran out.
The sunset pointed at me in the back and scolded, "You fucking stop me, stupid Wang Yue, I'll fucking grass your uncle." ”
I turned my head to look at the sunset, "What the are you chasing after Lao Tzu again." ”
"Pay for Lao Tzu's mobile phone."
"It's about me."
"I'm drafting uncle, if I don't catch you today, I'll be surnamed Wang." Then the setting sun caught up.
I always thought that the sunset would not chase after a few casual times.
Who knows what the sunset has stimulated this time. They kept chasing me. I have to run wherever I go, the sunset is following me, and then when I am tired, I will walk, the sunset will also walk, he runs, I will run, no matter how tired I can't, I will find a place to sit, the sunset also sits, there are more than 100 meters between the two of us, it is an insurmountable gap. I walked him, I ran him, I stood and he stood, anyway, the sunset showed absolute confidence. and the determination to catch me.
Conservative estimates, the two of us have been running for more than an hour. It's definitely super focus along the way, one scolds hard in the back, and the other scolds while running in front, and the people along the way just watch, and then the two of us don't move through the wind and rain. completely implemented the thickness of Lin Yifei's face.
I couldn't stand it anymore, and then sat on the side of the road, and the sunset slowly took two steps forward, panting, pointing at me with one hand, and shouting breathlessly, "You, you, you stop for Lao Tzu." ”
I was too tired to do it, one pointed to the sunset, and the other held the ground, "If you go any further, I'll keep running." ”
"Don't, don't," Sunset continued, "that's all for a break."
I nodded, "Okay." ”
Sunset also sat on the side of the road, and then lit a cigarette, "Wang Yue, come here, let's talk about it, it's okay." ”
"Brother, this is really hard to pass, unless I'm crazy."
"What do you mean?"
"I just can't get by." I followed and said, "Can I still live if I pass?" ”
"Definitely lived." Sunset smiled, "I want you to pay for my phone." ”
"What does your phone do with me?"
"My daughter-in-law bought it for me in the afternoon, and it fell at night, and I haven't coaxed it yet, if you don't pay, who will pay."
"You got rid of it yourself."
"If you don't take advantage of my sister, can I settle accounts with you."
As soon as I heard this, I was depressed, and turned my head to look at the sunset, "I didn't fucking take advantage of you, your sister didn't say anything, you are excited." ”
"Your mother, how can you talk to your brother."
"You're so angry," and then I stood up and watched the sunset, "Lao Tzu is gone." ”
"**, I grabbed you and killed you alive" and then the sunset chased after him.
I started running again, and the sunset began to chase again.
After running some distance, I saw a fruit stand on the side of the road, then I took a deep breath, turned my head, and looked at the sunset, "Brother, let's take a break." ”
Sunset didn't say a word, and sat down on the ground, "Okay, we'll rest." I'll see where the you can go today."
I turned my head to look at the boss and asked in a low voice, "Boss, what about the stall?" ”
"Isn't this going to be collected soon?"
I thought for a while, "Boss, you two watermelons, my brother wants them." ”
The fruit stall owner looked at me, "Which brother are you?" ”
I picked up a watermelon, raised it high, and then gestured at the sunset, "Brother, do you want to eat watermelon, I'll send it to you." ”
Sunset looked at me and smiled, "Count on you, you have a bit of a conscience." ”
I followed and said, "Do you want it?" ”
"Nonsense, of course." The setting sun shouted.
I turned to look at the fruit stall owner, "See, he wants it." ”
The owner of the fruit stall was also very happy, "Okay, then I'll give you a cheaper." ”
I shook my head, "No. You can ask him for money in a moment. ”
The fruit stall owner nodded, "Do you want anything else?" ”
"I don't care what I eat, you just remember." Then I looked at the fruit that the boss had put aside when he closed the stall, and then smiled, "Boss, remember to ask him for money." ”
The boss nodded, "Don't worry"
Then I sat up slowly, reached out and took out another dragon fruit, "Brother, do you want to eat this?" I'll send it to you. ”
The setting sun beckoned to me, "Yes, bring it." ”
I nodded, and continued to eat dragon fruit, quite fast, one moment to eat some dragon fruit, one moment to eat some watermelon, eat some, throw some, for almost five minutes. Then I looked at the sunset and got a little impatient, I smiled and said, "Boss, my brother came over to give you money." ”
The fruit stall owner nodded, "Well, okay." ”
I stood up, then waved at the sunset, "Brother, go on." Then I walked slowly.
Sunset said "Hey, I'm grass", then stood up and walked towards me, I go, he goes, this is the law.
When I saw that the sunset was about to reach the fruit stall, I turned my head and shouted at the owner of the fruit stall, "Boss, he wants to run, you can catch him." ”
The fruit stall owner was stunned for a moment, carrying a watermelon knife in his hand, and then grabbed the sunset that was about to pass by him. The watermelon knife in the other hand was raised.
Sunset was stunned for a moment. Then quickly shouted "Stop." Then he grabbed the fruit seller's watermelon knife with both hands, "I have nothing to do with the kid in front." ”
Then I couldn't hear what the boss said, and the sunset would definitely not be able to catch up anyway.
I didn't take two steps before I started walking slowly, and I was really tired.