Just when Wang Mumu's hair and I were about to turn green, we were living a happy life of keeping a mistress with a grandfather......

Chicken intestines and Duoduo, unjustifiably cohabited for three days, during this time the chicken intestines were crazy, the color was scraping the bone poison knife, the chicken intestines lost at least four or five pounds, and the eye sockets were green, and when walking, it was obvious that the legs were not together, and when taking a bath, he often bowed his head and said to JJ: "Dude...... You've been visibly fat these days, it's time for a weight loss......"

On this day, Duoduo went out shopping with a few friends, chicken intestines slept in the house until noon, there was nothing to do after getting up, touched the hair and felt a little long, simply washed it, looked in the house for a long time, and found that his stolen clothes were drying on the balcony.

The chicken intestines took off the clothes, smelled the smell of laundry detergent, imagined the figure of Duoduo rubbing his clothes on the balcony, smiled unconsciously at the corner of his mouth, put on his clothes in a very happy mood, opened the door and went downstairs to cut his hair.

"Hey...... Have you seen the boss lady lately? A young man in his twenties with dyed yellow hair asked while cutting the head of the chicken intestines while washing his hair while reading the newspaper next to him.

"Cut...... If you want to see the proprietress of the proprietor, you have to go to the bed at the store manager's house...... At eight o'clock in the evening, I will be on the top ......" Meimei glanced at the guy and said gossipingly.

"You say it's strange, the boss has more than ten stores, so rich, what is this boss trying to cuckold him every day??" The guy asked.

"In this society now, there are a few people who can understand what they want, they are all sick, you look at the boss lady like that, and I heard that everyone is beautiful!! Go to a fart girl, play more disgusting than anyone else, open the store for ten years, change eight store managers, that didn't spark with him, as long as the customer enters the barber shop, just ask, ouch, how can you store manager look like a star...... Can I tell them, this is the only condition for the proprietress to apply for the store manager, damn, the handsome guy has let this coquettish half-aged seduce, how can you let us budding flowers be embarrassed!? "Xiao Meimei is like an exterminator who has seen through the red dust of the world, but her words are rough but full of philosophy......

The chicken intestines that were originally sleepy, hearing the conversation between the two, for some reason, remembered the scene of gritting his teeth to help himself block the military stab that day in KTV, the blood stains dripping down the white arm, as if it were in front of him, the picture turned, and it was recalled, there were many more than one night every night, and two dishes and one soup were placed on the shabby old-fashioned table......

"Life is so wonderful!! Society is so a**! Maybe those who spit on ** seriously all day long are more like ...... crawling out of a pit!" The chicken intestines don't know if it's talking to the two of them, or if it's to themselves, anyway, it's a little emotional.

"Big brother, you seem to be a wet man!!" The hair-cutting guy was stunned for a moment, and said a word of admiration to the chicken intestines.

"I'm not a wet man...... But I'm brothers to the wet man... Your drip has stimulated my peripheral nerves, forget it... You don't understand, oh, by the way, I suggest that when you go to work in the future, don't discuss the boss's wife, you see how bad the face of the boss lady at the door is, it's like eating Sanlu......" After the chicken intestines finished cheaply, he threw twenty yuan on the table, smiled and said hello to the iron-faced boss lady at the door, and walked out happily.

In fact, the chicken intestines have always been unable to pass a hurdle in his heart, so he hesitated at this time, and after going out, he didn't go home, bought a box of cigarettes, and walked around the market.

At this moment, a social elite wearing a suit, with eyes, carrying a briefcase, carrying two taels of pork and some green onions, walked towards him.

"Big brother, excuse me!" The chicken intestines stopped in front of the social elite and asked politely.

"What's the matter?"

"I want to ask a question!"

"You ask!"

"Do you have a negative attitude towards a prostitute and a prostitute's aiqing, or do you agree with it!!"

"You're sick!!"

"Vulgar!!" The chicken intestines stared at the little eyes and said a word disdainfully, and then walked around the market a few times, and saw the fresh seafood in the market, as well as the green vegetables sprayed with water, and some meat, and the chicken intestines actually had an urge to show off their cooking skills.

"Boss, bring me two catties, Pipi shrimp! One more carp! Chicken Intestines pointed to the seafood in the pool.

"Good Lat!!" The boss, who was wearing an apron, fished out a carp, stabbed it twice, chopped off the fish's head, and neatly disposed of the internal organs.

"Boss, let me ask you something!"

"You say!"

"I have a friend, he fell in love with a mommy who was an old bustard, I persuaded him several times, but he didn't listen, what do you say is the way to get him to leave this woman?" The chicken intestines were despised several times, and finally learned to change the way to interrogate.

The boss who sells seafood was stunned, grinned, leaked a pair, don't say it, buddy, I understand the expression, and said slowly: "If you want me to say, you shouldn't stop it, you just can't get used to it, your friend found a young lady, I'm not afraid of your jokes, just take me selling fish for example, every morning, get up at four o'clock to buy, and I can go home and lie in bed at 11 o'clock at night, but I have to be scolded by the city management every day, suffer from the market administrator's anger, and listen to my daughter-in-law say that I am not promising, so what do you say I am for?" I'm telling you, I won't do this if I had the slightest solution!! If I have a problem, will Miss not have it? I have an ass and a bunch of shit, doesn't Miss? So, what the hell are you doing to eat for a fucking meal, can you tell clearly, who is more fucking elegant than whom, and who is more shameless than whom?...... Now there is no fucking moral bottom line in this society...... The streets are full of bare-ass running beasts, and you still play JB reserved? ”

"Boss, can you tell me, what did you do before?" The chicken intestine asked curiously.

"Hehe, I'm a seafood ......" The boss had already packed the things into the bag.

Chicken intestines took the things, glanced at them casually, and saw two books on the stool in the shed, one Clausewitz's "On War", which is very old, and a copy of "Golden Vase Plum Lite Edition", which is very new, and the chicken intestines were stunned for a moment, not knowing what necessary connection there was between these two fucking books, and felt a little dazzling and spoofed.

After walking around the market, Chicken Intestines carried a lot of vegetables and returned to Duoduo, Chicken Intestines Actually, in addition to being innate in homosexuality, he has no inspiration for cooking.

First came one, fried onions with pipi shrimp, hung a pot of colorless old soup with carp pieces, and then came to a Northeast stew + tomato scrambled eggs, chicken intestines, put the dishes on the table that I don't know what taste, and opened two cans of cold beer, after a busy work, the chicken intestines sat on the sofa, wiped the sweat, smoked a cigarette, and sent a message to Duoduo, the content must have nothing to do with eating, probably talking about **......

Twenty minutes later, Duoduo walked in from outside the door with a large number of bags, but as soon as he entered the door, he found that it was pitch black, and the windows were all closed behind the curtains.

"Smack!!"

After the crisp sound of a lighter, the chicken's intestines appeared in front of the table with a blue-eyed face, and the lighter was lit on the candle, lighting a faint flame......

"Are you idle...... It's good to order food from outside, how troublesome it is to do it yourself......" Duoduo's delicate body was shocked, and after a second, he said casually.

Ji Guzi smiled and didn't speak, and after coming over, he gently hugged Duoduo, bit her delicate and small ears, and said slowly: "What if...... I really did a fake show, what should I do? ”

“…… Don't you want to give money anymore? Duoduo's delicate body shook again, biting the shoulder of the chicken intestines, as if he didn't know that he would shed tears.

"Well, I'm going to let you take care of me and earn the money back!"

"Then how much are you going to offer??" Duoduo snorted and laughed, smelling the faint smell of laundry detergent on the chicken intestines, and asked slowly.

"Three cents at a time, if it's too expensive, you can bargain ......!!"

"! Stinky shameless!! ”

……

Two hours later, there was a table of chronic poison, there was nothing left to eat, and the plate was brighter than the brush......