The two things of masturbation and dreams,It's almost at the same time since boys enter puberty.,And if you frequently,,It's not a dream at all.。

Many martial arts novels say that people who practice martial arts must avoid alcohol, I don't drink alcohol (and the amount of alcohol is not good), but I am tortured by hormones and occasionally masturbate.

Judging from the fact that I still have dreams, I still too little!

Compared with masturbation,Although the dream is "fully automatic",It also comes with a small movie in the brain.,But the biggest disadvantage is that it will stain the underwear!

It was gloomy outside the window, and I didn't know what time it was, so I staggered out of bed, put on my wet underwear, and slipped into the bathroom lightly.

While reminding himself not to go to the wrong room when he came back, he took off his underwear, put a plastic bag in the dirty laundry basket, and rinsed the mushrooms that had become slippery with warm water.

Even from my own point of view, this thing is ugly, especially now in a chaotic state, no wonder when the squad leader and Xiaoqin saw it, they were scared a lot.

Then I slipped back to the big house and fell asleep again in bed like a thief in my own home.

I woke up very early the next morning, I don't know if I was a little afraid that Su Qiao was bewitched by Ai Shuqiao and sneaked in to give me a "good morning bite". I put on my sportswear and went out before five o'clock and ran three laps around Dongshan Lake to vent my excess energy.

Sure enough, as Mr. Ren said, the city government is building some pavilions around Dongshan Lake, trying to use these landscapes to attract foreign tourists, and many places are dusty, choking me to cough.

Even so, I forced myself to run three laps, and Sparta couldn't easily change his jihua! Today's jihua is meditation! Su Qiao will only live in my house for more than ten days at most, I can't resist the temptation, I can't let Ai Shuqiao's conspiracy succeed!

When I came back, I found that Su Qiao had already made breakfast, and she was sitting on a hardwood chair waiting for me, her fingers wringing back and forth uneasily, as if she was very ashamed that she had actually gotten up later than me.

She changed into a white slim-fit T-shirt and black cropped stretch pants, which looked very neat, as if she was ready to continue practicing the basic skills of acrobatics.

Not to mention, although Su Qiao's breasts are not very big, but with the support of this slim T-shirt, he has also become a ditch class! It's cheating! I guess I'm wearing a magic bra underneath my T-shirt! Hurry up and tell me where I bought it, I'll tell Xiaoqin better, so that she can be happy too!

Also, I always felt that thin, waistless pants like stretch pants were unsafe, and my hands would fall off when I picked them up.

No, if you think about it carefully, I'm too evil, there are a lot of pants without a belt, our spring and autumn school uniforms, pants don't have a belt, I heard that the boys in the outer class played a prank of picking each other's pants, and as a result, they got off and picked up a girl's pants by mistake, zuihou was not only found as a parent, but also fined for writing an 8000-word review.

I am very delicately in a state where I will not be found as a parent if I pick off Su Qiao's pants.

If you want to ask Weishenme, it's because one of my parents is not at home all day, and if the other parent is a parent, she sent Su Qiao over to let me vent on Su Qiao!

I forced myself not to stare at Su Qiao's figure and asked her to come over and have breakfast together.

When I washed my hands after eating, I found out that the underwear I took off last night and put in the dirty clothes basket was washed and dried on the balcony by Su Qiao!

That...... There's a spot on my underwear! Do you wash it directly by hand? That masculine smell, you definitely know what it is! Shame on the dead! I was actually known by Su Qiao that I lost my dream yesterday!

In the future, this kind of thing can't be thrown in the dirty laundry basket, no matter how sleepy I am, I have to wash it myself!

Rarely, I received a call from my grandfather Cao over the weekend.

Grandpa Cao praised me on the phone until I impatiently asked him what was the matter.

"Hehe, master, you are wise and martial, and you suddenly found that your disciple has a request for you. Two days ago, I said that I wanted to ask you for help from the old man, and I didn't want to trouble the master, so I waited until the matter was irreparable, and then I told the master......"

"Nima was irretrievably ready to tell me, there's a fart! I heard that you didn't beg me for this, but Director Cao begged me? ”

There was a pause on the other side for a while, and it was replaced by Director Cao talking on the phone.

"Xiao Yezi, Uncle Cao has a big matter that I must ask you to help with!"

"If you still want Amy's panties, don't talk about it."

"Well, Amy's panties are also important, but now it's even more important! Xiao Yezi, your brother is dying! ”

"Your brother is dying!" I breathed, and only later did I realize that I didn't have a brother, not even a cousin.

"Director Cao, why are you saying such alarmist words!"

"Xiao Yezi, I didn't want to get your attention! Wu Sheng, who played the evil young man in Jinling in "Blood Battle of Jinling", because he looks very similar to you, I sometimes jokingly call him your brother! ”

I frowned, "You said he was going to die?" What's going on? Could it be that there was an accident in the filming of martial arts? ”

"No, it's actually Wu Sheng himself who said that he was about to die, and his depression worsened."

Listening to Director Cao's narration, I roughly sorted out the whole picture of the matter.

Because he was arrested for calling chickens, Director Cao was a blessing in disguise and met a "prostitute friend" in the same detention center, a nouveau riche who sold high-end watches, and successfully persuaded him to become a sponsor and received an upfront investment of 2 million yuan.

Not to mention that 20,000 yuan of it was used privately by Director Cao's public funds to buy Amy's signature underwear, even if the sponsor asked for the condition of adding soft advertisements to the micro-film, Director Cao did not meet it.

The main problem is that "Brother Melancholy" Wu Sheng is very disciplined as an actor, he said that he was wearing a Rolex watch, and he couldn't shoot costume dramas anyway. Because Wu Sheng's father is a diplomat and his mother is a pianist, filming is not for money but for art, so even if Director Cao triples his salary, he will not be flexible at all.

Forced to helpless, Director Cao had no choice but to revise the script, and in order to give Rolex a chance to appear, he arranged a fight scene in the ice warehouse for Jinling Evil Youth. Director Cao's idea was to freeze more than a dozen Rolex watches in ice cubes without letting Wu Sheng know, and then ingest them into the camera, so that everyone would be happy.

Unexpectedly, Wu Sheng's health was not very good, and he suddenly entered the freezer to film in the summer, and he caught a cold in the middle of filming.

The cold is not serious, but Wu Sheng, who is known as "Brother Melancholy", is in a very vulnerable mood, and because of this minor illness, his depression is even more serious, to the point where he can't get out of bed.

When Director Cao called me, Wu Sheng was still lying in a small clinic near the film and television city, hanging a course of treatment for Zuihou, who was severely depressed, and he felt that he would die soon, so he told Director Cao that he could not continue to play the role of Jinling Evil Shao, and hoped that Director Cao could understand his distress and let him go.

After dealing with Wu Sheng for a few months, Director Cao knew that he couldn't continue to act, and it was useless to force him, even if he took out the contract to ask the other party to pay liquidated damages, his parents would take out the money without saying a word, which would ruin the harmony.

So Director Cao told Wu Sheng that he does have a substitute candidate in his heart (no need to ask, it's me), he and you still look quite similar, if you wear makeup, the audience who has watched the first episode may not be able to see that the actor has changed, but he has always been very resistant to playing the opposite role......

Wu Sheng was surprised when he heard this, "Looks like me?" So does he have depression? ”

Director Cao shook his head, "No, it's rare to be depressed like you, and he is still relatively happy overall." ”

Wu Sheng took a deep breath, "Great, I didn't expect there to be a person on this shijie who looks like me and is very happy!" I have to see him! Director Cao, if you call him to the clinic, I will try to convince him to let him take over from me to play the evil young man of Jinling! ”

That's why Director Cao called me, and pulled me to play Jinling Evil Shao, he estimated that I wouldn't agree, so he asked Wu Sheng, who wanted to quit, to persuade me personally.

"Didn't I say I wouldn't act!" I said angrily, "You shouldn't have looked for someone with depression in the first place!" ”

Director Cao said in a very innocent tone: "But he is finally like you!" ”

"You shouldn't be looking for someone like me at all!"

"But little leaf, human life is at stake! If you don't go, maybe Wu Sheng will really ascend to heaven! ”

"How is that possible! He's suffering from depression and not bird flu, and I'm not a doctor, so what's the use of me going to see him! ”

"Xiao Yezi, in the final analysis, depression is still a psychological problem. Wu Shenglai became an actor in order to feel a little happiness when he played others! When he sees that you look like him, you are carefree, maybe you will get better at once! ”

Who is carefree! I have a lot of worries in the day! The total amount of troubles can almost seduce a certain alien beast, and come to sign a contract with me to be a magical boy!

"Think about the good, little leaf! What if after Wu Sheng saw you, he regained the courage to live and got better all of a sudden? In that case, won't you use it to play Jinling's evil youth? ”

Director Cao's tone of voice seemed to be a foregone conclusion that I would play the evil young man of Jinling, and now I was just doing Zuihou a fight.

To be honest, although Director Cao is dirty, he is a real villain, not a hypocrite, not hypocritical, and although he is Loricon, it seems that he has not really done anything to Lori except for collecting Lori's underwear.

In contrast to Director Cao, the school doctor Chen Yingran really reached out to many Zhengtai (including Shu Zhe), and has been squeezing juice and has never been reported, which shows how serious the inequality between men and women in China is.

After all, Director Cao is a friend of my father, a member of the HHH Club, and was also given the rank of general by the president.

As the saying goes, "saving a scene is like fighting a fire", if Wu Sheng really can't continue to act, I have to reluctantly use Wu Sheng's name to be a stuntman for him!

Anyway, I've already played the bad guy in the American crew, and I don't care about doing it again in the Chinese crew.

I asked about the location of Wusheng's small clinic, which is just behind the film and television city, and the path through the film and television city from the front is the shortest.

There's no way, let's take a look at Wu Sheng today, it's a pity that these two of us who look similar haven't met for so long.

Director Cao was overjoyed when he heard my promise to go over, and he wanted to drive to pick me up, I said that I still had some things to arrange at hand, and I might have to go a little later, so I didn't need to use the car, and I would take the subway by myself at that time.

Actually, I'm ready to go out to the studio now, but I want to go to the set of "The Legend of Moding" first to see Amy, I haven't been on the set to cheer for my sister for a while.

By the way, I can also take a look at Aunt Ren's situation from a distance, I hope she doesn't work too hard.

When I got dressed, it occurred to me that if I went out, I would have to lock all the doors except the bedroom, or at least the door of the big house, because my personal belongings were all in the big house, including the receiver of the bugging.

I told Su Qiao that I had something to go out, but I didn't say where I was going, I didn't say, and she didn't dare to ask.

After instructing Su Qiao to look after the house, I locked the doors of the big house and the study in front of her, because I had already told her that I would do this, and her expression was very calm.

zuihou I thought about it carefully, I should still give Su Qiao a key to the security door.

From a convenience point of view, I can't open the door for her all the time, in case she has a job to go out and can't get in when she comes back, it's really not necessary to wait until I come back.

From the perspective of monitoring intelligence, if Su Qiao brought a suspicious person to my house, I could use the bugging to record the voice in MP3, and whether she was loyal to me or not, I would know more quickly.

After Su Qiao finished this period of borrowing, in order to prevent her from copying my key, I could change the lock of the security door.

Anyway, the last time I changed from a Class A lock to a Class B lock with higher security, it only cost more than 200 yuan to let Shu Zhe blow a few more balloons and come back.

I made up my mind, I handed Su Qiao a brand new security door key and asked her to put it away, being careful not to lose it.

Su Qiao suddenly got the door key that she hadn't promised her, and she was flattered for a while, and she was moved enough.

"I'm not going to lose it!"

As if to reassure me, she found a red rope and hung the key around her neck.

Hey, hey, the key slipped into the ditch you squeezed out with your magic bra! That's good, if someone tries to steal your keys, they can be punished with both theft and indecent assault!

It took more than 1 hour for me to take the subway to the door of the film and television city, but I saw two black shadows, one high and one low.

No, it's not that they're dark when they're far away, it's mainly that both of them are quite dark.

It was Penthos who was leading the dog on a leash and walking Obama.