"Go, go, a bunch of guys are going, and if you're drunk, you can't go crazy in the world!"

Yun Yi immediately drove a group of monkeys aside, the monkeys like to drink the most, and they will get drunk when they get drunk, and when they are drunk, they will make trouble in the world, but Yun Yi does not dare to let them drink.

Yun Yi kicked away the monkeys around his table, and naturally the monkeys on the other tables didn't even think about it, there was only a total of five catties of wine on a table, and a group of masters and professors were gone with a bowl each, where would they be on their turn.

It's just that the monkeys are not willing to give up, especially some slightly older monkeys, who used to like monkey wine in the mountains, and they were even more greedy when they saw this wine, while gnawing on the nest head in their mouths, grabbing the vegetables in the small pot with their paws, and staring at the table on Yunyi's side with a pair of eyes.

"Come here, little monkey, I'll give you a drink!"

Luo Xiaoyun watched it funny, and immediately beckoned to the scout who had been looking here frequently, and this guy immediately ran over with Luo Quan's legs.

With a mischievous smile on her face, Luo Xiaoyun poured out a little of the strong sorghum wine from the two jars of wine, and then gently poured a little into the mouth of the open-mouthed scout.

'Squeak squeak!'

As soon as the wine was in his mouth, the Scout squeaked and jumped up and down in the yard, sticking out his tongue and opening his mouth, and it was obvious that the high sorghum wine must have made the Scout's mouth hot.

"Sister Luo, don't feed the monkeys to drink next time, especially this strong liquor, they will go crazy when they get drunk!"

Yun Yi suddenly looked at Luo Xiaoyun with a wry smile, Luo Xiaoyun glanced at Yun Yi and said with a smile: "I don't know Lu Dao yet, I need you to teach me, I definitely won't feed them too much; Moreover, after you see that the scout took a sip, he must have been afraid of the strength of the wine, and he didn't dare to come over to drink! ”

"Squeak!"

Luo Xiaoyun's voice just fell. But I saw the Scout come again with a red monkey face, pointing to the wine jar on the table and squeaking, as if he was addicted to it, and there were several monkeys behind him, who seemed to think that the wine was very good.

"Well, it's all out of the way, no one is allowed to drink!"

Luo Xiaoyun glared fiercely, and the scout and a group of monkeys all took a few steps back, and Yunyi's father over there also said:

"Yunyi, don't drink that high liquor at noon. Or drink some light rice bar! ”

Yun Yi nodded, and put the remaining half jar of sorghum wine under the table, and a group of people continued to eat with a smile.

"Hey, where did that monkey come from?"

Just after eating, suddenly Ma Lao said strangely, everyone turned their heads to look, and sure enough, the scout guy was walking out with a jar of wine thieves and thieves, and he didn't forget to look at the table as he walked. Beside it, however, there were several monkeys watching each other, as if they wanted to go up and grab them at any time.

"Scout, put down the jar!"

Yunyi's head was full of sweat, how could these monkeys do this trick in groups. If you don't give it a drink, you will steal it, Wukong was like this at this time last year, and this year this scout is here again.

"Squeak!"

Hearing Yunyi's voice, the scout stopped tiptoeing. immediately looked back to see if Yun Yi had caught up, and then ran fast under his feet.

"Squeak!"

Seeing this, several monkeys around thought that there was an opportunity, and immediately rushed up to grab the wine. It didn't matter if he grabbed it, he immediately let the scout get rid of it, and a jar of wine was immediately thrown out, and it fell to the ground with a 'pop' and smashed, and the strong aroma of wine filled the whole yard.

"Damn, these guys!"

Yun Yi immediately shook his head and sat down, and when the scout and a few monkeys saw that Yun Yi did not catch up, they immediately reflexively lay on the ground where the wine jar was broken, and quickly smashed the sorghum wine on the ground.

It's just that the sorghum wine is very high, and these monkeys are squeaky and screaming a few times when they smash it, and then they continue to lie on the ground and smash the wine, which is very similar to the six-year-old children's version of Monkey King, and they look like drunkards.

The sorghum wine brewed by Yunyi is very fragrant, but the strength of the wine is very powerful, and a few monkeys did not drink it for a while, and immediately stood unsteadily, their faces were very red, and their bodies were shaking badly.

"Squeak!"

The monkey knocked the scout into him, and immediately caused the scout, who was already unsteady to stand, to fall to the ground, and suddenly the scout became angry, jumped up from the ground and fell on all fours, with his tail straight up to the sky, and his mouth squeaked loudly, as if he was going up to fight.

"Squeak squeak!"

Unexpectedly, another monkey who usually did not dare to provoke the scout was surprisingly bold after drinking, and even squeaked to challenge the scout's prestige.

"Squeak!"

The scout stared at the monkey viciously, but instead of immediately going to battle, he slapped one paw on the ground and glared at the other with his eyes, as if he was blowing his beard and glaring at the table.

The monkey on the other side did not give in, and also patted the ground and blew his beard and glared at the eyes, and the scout saw that it did not flinch, and immediately took a few steps forward, and then pushed the monkey for a while, and the monkey was not to be outdone, and the scout pushed each other like people.

"Damn, these two guys are fighting like people!"

Yun Yi's eyes widened suddenly, he had never expected these monkeys to be so highly anthropomorphic.

"Hehe, this kind of thing is a monkey, which is very imaginary in many natures, and it is not surprising that there is such a reaction!"

A biology teacher who teaches high school said with a smile, and when everyone heard this, they were even more interested in watching the two monkeys fight.

"Oh, monkey fight!"

A group of adults watched with relish, and a few little ones cheered even more, as if they were watching a wonderful circus.

The scout and the monkey pushed and shoved more and more, and suddenly the scout suddenly went up and slapped the monkey, and the guy was not to be outdone, and immediately fanned back, and immediately the two guys were entangled together, scratching and biting, and the degree of the fight was more intense than that of humans.

"Come on! Come on! ”

The parrot squatting under the jujube tree immediately shouted loudly and gloating, and the prince, who had just lazily slept under the tree, also ran over with novelty, lying on the side and watching like a circus.

The obedient guy also ran to the prince with a small basin, and sat on the ground with one butt, and did not forget to nibble on the head of the nest with mixed noodles in the small basin, just like a child who eats while watching TV.

A calm Xiaobai also seemed to think that the two monkeys were fighting very well, and immediately left the food bowl, squatted on the side of the little boy and watched the two guys fight, and the little boar Bajie also happily ran to Xiaobai's side and squatted.

Now the guys are all together, and their heads are all staring at the two fighting monkeys, the two monkeys are fighting from east to west, and from west to east, and the heads of a group of guys sitting in rows are turning back and forth together.

"Hey, Brother Yunyi, the animals in your yard are all curious babies, people fight, they actually watch it as a monkey show, and they don't even come forward to fight, it seems that they are really the same as you, the master, they are all a group of little hooligans, and they have no sympathy at all!"

After looking at it for a while, Ma Yali suddenly turned her head to look at Yun Yi and smiled.

Ma Yali is Ma Beiwang's youngest daughter, that is, Ma Tianshan's younger sister, because she is in the third year of high school this year, and she will take the college entrance examination next year, so she is very busy.

"What do you little girl know, Xiaobai and the prince are supervising, preventing the scout and the other monkey from hurting each other with real fire, always ready to pull them apart, if you don't believe it, make sure Xiaobai will step forward to separate them for a while!"

Yun Yi waved his hand with a graceful face, ready to wait to see if the situation was wrong, and immediately let Xiaobai separate the two guys.

"Cut, I don't believe it, the animals in your yard are very similar to you, Brother Yunyi, I don't believe they will be so kind!"

Ma Yali pursed her lips and said, Yun Yi smiled, and said:

"If you don't believe it, you can ask Ma Lao, Ms. Liang, Master Li and others, and see what they think of this group of guys in my yard, the guarantee is very high!"

"That's right, Yunyi, the IQ of the animals in your yard is indeed very high!"

Liang Qingqiu, who had been smiling and silent, spoke softly, Yun Yi just showed a smug expression on his face, but Liang Qingqiu continued to smile:

"It's just that this kind of cleverness is useless in the right place!"

"Ha Luha, Brother Yunyi, look at what else you have to say now!"

Ma Yali suddenly laughed, Yun Yi waved his hand disdainfully and said: "This is Chi Guoguo's jealousy, jealous of the kindness of this group of animals in my yard, I don't believe it, wait to speak with facts, the animals in my yard are a group of good children!" ”

As soon as Yun Yi finished speaking, the other monkey seemed to be defeated by the scout and began to flee towards the outside of the small courtyard.

"Meow woo!"

Suddenly, the leopard cat prince suddenly stepped forward and pounced, and immediately stopped in front of the monkey, so that the monkey was startled, but he could only retreat back, ready to run from the other side, but Xiaobai suddenly rushed to the front to block the road, and looked at the monkey lazily, the meaning was obvious, it was to stop him from escaping, and continue to fight and perform.

The monkey was blinded, and he was about to escape to the backyard, where Xiaobai was lying lazily, and the leopard cat prince was blocking the place outside the courtyard, and both guys looked playful, no doubt wanting to watch a free show.

Helplessly, the monkey could only turn over and continue to fight with the scout, while a group of guys continued to squat on the ground, looking at the excitement with a good look.

"Haha

Everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter, knowing that the animals in the Yunyi courtyard had a very high IQ and were almost demonic, but they didn't expect that they could be bad like this.

"Brother Yunyi, what are you going to say now, look at what they are all bad at; Speaking of what kind of pet you have, what kind of owner you have, it seems that your owner is not good! ”

Ma Yali suddenly dragged her chin and winked at Yun Yi's eyes. (To be continued......)

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