Chapter 27: Hollywood Havoc (1)
"Tell you, boy! Don't play the clown here, your country is mutilating the people of Tubert, and the bloody executioner is not qualified to talk about charity here, talk about public welfare! ”
A middle-aged man in a gray suit rushed to the crowd, raised his fist with one arm and said angrily, I don't know that I thought Chen Bo had dug up his ancestral grave!
"Shit, get out of here, the United States doesn't welcome you, go back to your authoritarian, evil country." Another seductive woman stepped forward and said.
"Can anyone tell me who these two are? I don't seem to be impressed at all! What is it that makes you so angry and angry? Chen Bo suppressed the anger in his heart, stood in front of Mike and preached with a pleasant face, and at the same time resolved the whole sudden awkward atmosphere.
"Doesn't anyone know them?" Chen Bo didn't wait for anyone to come out to testify, and immediately said, "Then ask the security personnel to fork these two mad dogs out, the world is not peaceful now, and the shadow of terrorism makes me feel uneasy." ”
His counterattack is quite sharp, first give you a gentle hat and then say, I haven't lost anyone yet!
"I'm a student of Master Darlett, Richard Gere!" Seeing that the situation was not good, the man reported to himself, "This is a good friend of Darlett, Lady Sharon Stone!" ”
"Ancestor? In our language and culture, only the dead are called ancestors, and when you look back, remember to help me burn two stacks of yellow paper to bless him. Chen Bo raised his eyebrows and sneered, "As for this lady, I'm still young, but I haven't watched Playboy." ”
These words made everyone cry and laugh, Richard Gere, an old guy who was bewitched, don't say it first, but Sharon Stone, an out-of-fashion artist, is a star who became famous for "Playboy" in the 90s, and is also despised by many professional actors.
Chen Bo not only teased her stain, but also mocked her age, which is indeed more than 20 years behind him.
"You...... You, you rude boy, speak wildly! Sharon Stone was caught with a sore foot, and others looked at her with disdain, how could she still take care of her image, her old face was so red that she couldn't speak.
"When I was calling for public welfare for poor children just now, I was interrupted by you rushing out. So do you have respect for me? Even if I don't deserve respect, what about Mr. Katzenberg? What about all of you? What a double standard you have! ”
"That's my freedom of speech!" Sharon Stone continued to argue.
"I know that the French philosopher Voltaire said that I do not agree with your point of view, but I swear to defend your right to speak." Chen Bochao shouted to the crowd: "This is the core idea of free speech, right? ”
"Well......" many people nodded, there are not so many illiterate people here, of course they know the origin and meaning of this sentence.
"So freedom of speech in your perception is that if you scold me, I have to listen and endure? I'm sorry, but I'm not a devout Christian. Chen Bo directly put down the next sentence, "It's not your fault that people are ugly, but don't come out to be scary, I'm afraid that children will cry." ”
She has always been proud of her appearance, and she was almost angry to death by these words, but she was already poor in words and was Chen Bo's opponent, so she could only hold aside and express her anger in a whisper. But the onlookers who ate melons were overjoyed to see her eating deflated!
"Don't quibble with rhetoric, this can't hide the fact that the Chinese hurt Tubert!" Just finished solving one, and Richard Geir was still waiting by the side.
This problem is very tricky, if it is not solved well, it is easy to set yourself on fire, and he must be the only one who has this kind of thought, and there are even many people who will secretly fund that old religious liar under the bewitchment.
"Since this question has been said, let's take this opportunity to answer it together, and if there is anyone else who has the same opinion, please stand up." Chen Bo's eyes were furious, and his voice was low, like an angry bull, "Return...... Yes...... Who? ”
Whether it's scolding the street or fighting, you must not lose your momentum, what is going on today is his reason, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to play scoundrels, he wins, after having this first move, don't make mistakes.
"And me, Mia. Farrow, UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador! Another old woman stepped forward, and this was more than enough for his grandmother.
"Anything else? Mr. Pitt, or any other ladies? "Since you don't come out, then I'll name it, the other one is actually Julie, but Chen Bo has already set up a charity flag, which must not be overturned, otherwise it will be a slap in the face, and who doesn't know that there will be extraneous branches.
Katzenberg didn't mean to pull the frame at all, but he was interested, although the dead ones were all big stars, and he had a relationship with a bird who did animation, so he just took the opportunity to observe this boss, if it was really vulnerable, it would not be too late to save the scene.
"Oh, even though I made a movie about Tubert, I didn't know the truth." Brad. Although Pete has a handsome face, he obviously doesn't want to be the first bird, so he directly pushes it all away, which is very in line with the character of a scumbag.
In that case, I'll narrow down the scope and deter these two old guys first.
"Okay, Ms. Farrow, do you have the same attitude as Mr. Richard Gere?" Chen Bo squinted his eyes and asked, although the expression on his face was still like a warm sunshine, there was a hidden insidiousness, which was a precursor to starting to dig a pit.
"Of course, Darlett is a respectable fighter for human rights." Mia. Farrow was righteous.
"Then I want to ask, have you all been to Huaxia?"
"I've been there for a month!" Richard Geere held his head high, very tsundere, while Miafaro shook his head.
"Do you know the history of our country?" The answer is obviously no, they are not historical enthusiasts, and if they really want to understand history, they will not be used.
"In that case, there's nothing to say, you've all been fooled by that old liar, go back and get down to business. I'm old, raise a bird, walk a dog. Otherwise, it's good to travel around the world! ”
Give them a soft one first, don't let them disturb Yaxing, if you come directly to the hard one, it will inevitably destroy the good image that he has just built.
"Shut up, you yellow-skinned monkey, you are not allowed to insult my teacher!" Richard Gere seemed to be quite deeply poisoned, and he couldn't listen to any words at all, and roared at Chen Bo on the stage.
"Okay, then let's talk about this Dallet, I believe everyone present is curious about this person's past!" Chen Bo looked around and said in his magnetic bass, "This area of Tubert existed before the Tang Dynasty, about 1,500 years ago, and was under the unified jurisdiction of the Qing government about 400 years ago. It remained until 1951. It is the highest altitude plateau area, with severe cold, lack of oxygen, barren land, and the people are hard, but they still have to be slaves for these nobles and sacrifice everything they have. ”
"Mr. Pitt, tell me about your film, how old was Darriet when Haller arrived in Toobert?"
"I think I'm 7 or 8 years old, right?" Brad Pitt replied subconsciously.
"That's right, a child who lives on a poor plateau and has never seen the world, but who is a pope with the power of life and death, enslaving millions of herdsmen. What will you do if you lose these slaves? What we brought with us was the civilization of this world, which liberated millions of serfs, but was infinitely demonized. ”
"You fart, that's what you took away with violence."
"What can a Pope, who has seen everything at the age of fourteen, understand? He didn't even know that the earth was round, but he ran away with it at the instigation of Halle, the German Nazi! Chen Bo scolded loudly.
"Nazis? Impossible, impossible. He was an Austrian explorer. Pete shook his head in disbelief.
"I'm going to tear you stupid and megalomaniacal pig, you damned, liar-mouthed villain!" Richard Gere was in a complete frenzy, waving his arms and trying to rush up.
"Mr. Depp, violence threatens my life, and it should be possible to go to prison in the United States, where the legal system is perfect, right?" Chen Bocai didn't care about the old madman, and asked Depp beside him to himself.
"Yes, if you are found to be violent, you can be imprisoned."
"Oh, can you please Mr. Katzenberg call 911 for me, there's someone here who wants to shred me, I'm too timid." Chen Bo's weak and playful words drew a burst of laughter, but he was serious, and Katzenberg was even ready to get up and make a call.
"Mr. Chen, give me a face, he still has to attend tomorrow's Oscars." Harvey. Weinstein then stood up and said that Richard Gere was one of the main actors of "Chicago", and although he was not nominated, being caught in the police station was indeed an out-and-out scandal for the crew, and all his efforts would be in vain.
"My dear Harvey, although I don't like your style very much, you will never have this idea after listening to me, I remember you seem to be Jewish."
"Yes, yes, what's wrong?" Weinstein didn't know why.
"Wake up, Heinsius. Haller was not only a mountaineer, but had already become a Nazi officer in 38 years, instructed by Hitler to search for the axis of the world, the legacy of Atlantis, and to continue to subvert the world. After the defeat, this Nazi hid in Liechtenstein in order to evade sanctions! His autobiography obscures too many facts. ”
"Darett took a Nazi as his teacher of enlightenment and exonerated him, and if I remember correctly, he said that the Jews deserve to be cleansed."
Chen Bo equated the old religious liar with the Nazis, which is simply unforgivable for the Jews. Harvey. Weinstein, Steve. Spielberg, and Dustin in the room. Hoffman, Harry. Fortson, Robert. De Niro, as well as the rising star Natalie. Portman, Scarlett. Johnson.
These well-known Jews are enough to walk sideways in Hollywood, not to mention the eight major film companies except Walt. Outside of Disney, almost all of them were founded by Jews, and Richard Gere himself was of Jewish descent, so this sentence didn't matter, but it stabbed a hornet's nest, and Sharon Stone, Mia Farrow and him were pushed to the opposite side.