"That's that, Manzi, you were the first to fall just now, and you only counted the tenth ...... at that time."

It's a pity that there is no turning back when he opens the bow, and the spit that Xing Manzi said must continue to smash a bunch of pits, because the county lord came back soon, changed out of his long-winded dress, and put on a loose blue cotton cloth, with a diagonal collar, a cloth belt tied around his waist, and the corners of his wrists and trouser legs were stretched by embroidered side bands.

There was still no shining jewelry on his head, and the smooth green silk was only knotted into a long braid at the back of his head, and a piece of blue cloth wrapped around the ends of his hair was completed.

This image should be called "heroic and sassy", and no noble lady in the Great Song Dynasty has ever dared to wear it like this.

Bai Chengguang took two steps forward, his mouth also opened, and then, he still didn't say anything to stop it, as long as his daughter-in-law was happy, he would do whatever she wanted.

"Look!" The heroic woman snorted, found the flattest place, and first put on the most standard push-up posture "chest expansion pose".

With the palms of both hands as a support point, the arms are shoulder-width apart, the back, waist and hips are in a straight line, and the elbows are forced, and the arms are flexed.

This method mainly exercises the chest muscles, triceps brachii of the upper arm and abdominal muscles, the big brothers in the orphanage like to do this to compete, the winning side can push the work to the losing side, Ah Yuan usually follows to the ground.

The county lord was very merciful, and the "chest expansion pose" was only completed two and then did not continue, changing to a new position, of course, in between. She jumped up and explained the changes.

"Teach one more trick - carp lying lotus pose. This requires the body to lie on its side. One fist or one palm on the ground. Diagonally brace the ground, feet crossed diagonally. For example, hold the ground with your right fist, stretch your left arm xiangshang, and shape your arms in a cross shape to balance your body. Ground support on the inside of the left foot and the outside of the right foot. When bending your arms down, push your waist and tilt your head and waist back. Like a carp lying on its stomach, then return to its original form, and then repeatedly brace down. ”

The process of explaining is actually the process of resting, and when the stupid soldiers and eggs were confused, the county lord demonstrated the "carp lying lotus style" again, hehe, it can only be demonstrated once.

Xing Manzi's big mouth was already stuffed with eggs in surprise, this woman can really do "push-ups", and she can change tricks, and she doesn't even breathe. Laughing and moaning is like a leisurely stroll.

"I'm happy today, and I'll teach you an iron ox ploughing style. Here. Use your fists or palms as a point of support. Keep your hands on the ground and your arms shoulder-width apart. Place your toes on the ground with your hands and feet apart. The head is tilted forward diagonally, and the forefeet, hands, neck, and waist are all exerted together, while the waist collapses and touches the ground. Then the hips are upturned, the waist is collapsed again, the body is pulled back, and the whole movement is completed. Repeat the diagonal forward and backward movements. This exercise mainly targets the neck and strengthens the back muscles, wrists, ankles. ”

How touching is a woman doing these movements? What's more, the body of the athletic county lord was already very tight, and before the iron ox ploughing the land was completed, two sergeants had nosebleeds, and he didn't know it, so he stupidly let the blood flow through his lips and fall straight down......

"Help your mother up!" Bai Chengguang pushed the two little babies to the front, and explained in the back pretending to be generous: "Manzi can do 400 push-ups a day is enough to kill, so let's spare him for the time being." ”

Xing Manzi, who was watching in a daze, suddenly understood, the more the county lord demonstrated, didn't it mean that his punishment of hundreds would be heavier? Ten push-ups can fall on their own, and four hundred can't do it all day?

However, a man can't bow his head in the face of difficulties, especially in front of a woman, it's impossible! Xing Manzi's life experience, he didn't learn to accept those two words at all!

"Four hundred—just four hundred, what's the big deal? The little master is just a beginner and a beginner who lost people, this method is from the county lord, it must have been practiced in advance at home, it is not a real kung fu, it is just a small skill of carving insects! ”

Xing Manzi's voice caused a lot of laughter, the county lord was stretching out his long palm to let the two children wipe the dust, Bai Chengguang was about to pull her clothes, in the end, it was a woman, and it was not good to be noisy with the soldiers for too long.

However, the county lord who has just played hard is not a good temper, and he is about to direct a more terrifying "carving insect trick", only to see her squatting down with two intimate male babies on the left and right, and set a trap for Xing Manzi with a smile.

"Naturally, my woman's family doesn't have any real skills, and you can't compare with Brother Manzi at all, why don't you try the kung fu foundation of my two children? I guess as long as you are pressed on the forehead by their little fingers, no matter how hard you exert yourself, you will not be able to stand up and ......."

This game is really getting more and more fun, and the soldiers are about to be driven crazy by the waves of impacts, slapping the ground, stomping their feet and shouting a frenzy: "Do you dare to try it?" Two one-year-old babies are challenging you! ”

Bai Chengguang finally put his mind at ease, as long as the daughter-in-law no longer does those tempting postures, and does not make physical contact with the men, everything will be fine, the children's family will challenge it, it doesn't matter if they lose or win, they should have fun.

Xing Manzi's face can't be seen now, this county lord is really too bullying, and he has to compete with two three-year-old babies who add up to five hundred times, even if he can win five hundred times, he feels stumbling.

But the woman smiled so comfortably that even the corners of her mouth tilted upward, and three fluttering words flew out of her mouth: "You—don't dare?" ”

"I don't know how to write the word 'dare' when I'm young!" Xing Manzi was like a mad lion, slamming his belly with both fists and shouting: "Let the horse come!" If the little baby in your family can really control the master, the little master immediately knelt down and kowtowed three times, and from then on, let the two babies be dispatched at will, and recognize the two little babies as masters for the rest of his life! ”

The two little babies smiled and listened to their mother's instructions, in order to accommodate the children's stature was too short, the props that the soldiers found were low stools to sit on when the fire was burning in the stove room.

Xing Manzi sat down with a big horse golden knife, and the posture was really funny, more than a hundred sergeants were all around, and the idlers of the brick kiln factory also lay on the edge of the courtyard gate to see what was going on.

"Y-do you want to try your luck first?" The county lord's smile is really evil, and every word he asks is destroying a strong man's self-confidence, which is seriously damaged!

"Let the horses go—come here! Master—don't use anything! Xing Manzi only hopes that this torment will end soon, the three of them are definitely not easy to entangle, who has ever seen a little baby less than two years old is not afraid of anything, looking at his eyes is like looking at a piece of fat pork belly in a bowl!

Wu Lu and Bai Chengguang were guarding the two little babies, and this time they were also kicked out by the county lord: "Don't help here, my two children will definitely be able to subdue the Manzi brothers, and when the results come out, it would be bad if the Manzi brothers thought that you two were helping to cheat." ”

Wu Lu pointed at his nose with an innocent face: "I-help cheating?" I don't reach out to hold the manzi! ”

"What if you can fight cattle across the mountain?" The county lord spit out a kung fu name that he had never heard before, "Fighting cattle across the mountains", just these four words, you can deduce what a terrifying martial arts mastery this must be!

Wu Lu dragged Bai Chengguang to stand back, leaned to his ear and wanted to listen to some inside information: "What--the practice of fighting cattle across the mountain, you-will?" ”

Bai Chengguang shook his head like a rattle, his eyes always paid attention to the children's movements, and replied: "Don't take it to heart, my daughter-in-law just said it casually, she often makes it up like this, don't believe it, if you ask her how she made it up, she shook her head and said she didn't know ......."

It's good that husband and wife have been together for a long time, and they won't dwell on unanswered questions, the two little babies in the middle of the field have stretched out their index fingers and pressed them on Xing Manzi's forehead, Ah Yuan stood behind the children with a smile, looking at Xing Manzi with a mocking look.

The soldiers and eggs gathered even more forward, "Manzi is strong! Stand up! ”

The sad Xing Manzi finally avoided the county lord's substantial gaze, felt the meager liliang of two thin and tender fingers pressed on his forehead, and he mustered up his courage, and planned to stand up lightly......

Sometimes things can be rushed like this, because the stool under the ass is too low, right? The first time I exerted my strength, I didn't succeed in standing up.

The sweat on Xing Manzi's head immediately rushed out, and the wild screams around him were extinguished all of a sudden, could it be that the little baby of the county lord's family was really talented? Practicing peerless martial arts at such a young age?

The county lord's expression was really flat, and he was explaining to everyone on the spot word by word: "This kind of kung fu is called 'one yang finger', if the child is not too young, one finger for a child is enough." ”

"Wow, ——!" , Xing Manzi's spirit was about to collapse, as a child of an official family who had also made a little name in the capital, he couldn't accept the "fact" that he couldn't catch up with the kung fu of the two little babies, and roared vigorously in his mouth, ready to rise from the ground again......

Of course, Xing Manzi still didn't succeed, this shijie is too weird......

The low stool under the buttocks was ravaged by the angry buttocks and scattered, "squeak-", "coo-dong" two consecutive music, in front of everyone's eyes, Xing Manzi not only stood up, but also fell deeper into the dust, and kissed the ground with his buttocks. (To be continued......)

PS: Thanks to xxxxxxjj, Soi, steamed mandarin fish, Miaohong 9246 for the pink tickets, and thanks to lizzie110 and light rain Sihan for the tips.