Chapter 13 Raise your eyebrows
Mi Zixuan's last sentence is too lacking in morality, which is equivalent to scolding Si Meizi for being her mother's daughter, and in the future, Si Meizi will have to shout something nice when she sees her mother, and even with him, the tide will rise, and she will call her sister directly from shouting Si Meizi and her fourth aunt.
Liang Xianyu rolled his eyes and said, "Mi Zixuan, don't talk nonsense. ”
Mi Zixuan was about to make do with Liang Xianyu with two pennants, surrounded by either aunts or uncles, the smell of sweat all over his body, so the fragrance of the little beauty Liang Xianyu smelled good?
But as soon as he stepped out, Mi Dayong suddenly shouted: "Go, come into the house and bring me nails and hammers." ”
Mi Zixuan was frightened, thinking that he was angry, and thought that he was causing trouble, and wanted to fix him on the wall, so he hurriedly said: "Dad, I didn't mess with ......"
Before the word "matter" could be spoken, Mi Zixuan was kicked, and Mi Dayong roared angrily: "Hurry up, don't let Lao Tzu talk nonsense." At this time, Mi Dayong's facial features were twisted into a ball, as hideous and terrifying as he wanted, his face was purple and red, it was too scary.
Huang Lingyun saw that her husband was not trying to fix his son on the wall, but had his intentions, and his frightening expression was also overjoyed, so he quickly pushed his son and said, "Go, it's okay." ”
Mi Zixuan only then turned around and entered the house, found the things he wanted and stuffed them into his hands, and immediately ran in the next second, hiding at the gate to probe his brain, if he went crazy, he would immediately pull his legs and run away.
Mi Dayong came to the door of his house with an awl in one hand and a nail in the other.
Mi Dayong turned his head sideways and shouted: "The rabbit cub rolls over and hangs the pennant for Lao Tzu." ”
Mi Dayong is indeed happy today, his bastard son, who has always been unsolicited and causes trouble for him all day long, finally gave him a long face today, so that he could finally straighten his spine in front of his neighbors and said confidently - my son has a chance, Mi Dayong has waited too long and too long this day, he even thinks that he will not see the day when his son fights until the day he kicks his legs, happiness comes too suddenly, Mi Dayong feels that everything is so unreal.
Mi Zixuan was relieved to see that he didn't mean to put himself on the wall and expose himself to the sun, so he ran back with a smoke, and hung the pennant with his hands and feet, Mi Dayong took two steps back and looked at the two dazzling red pennants, and his eyes turned red at once, his seven-foot man had never let his wife and children see him cry, but today, he couldn't help it, and the tears came down in an instant.
Mi Dayong didn't wipe it, laughed there, Huang Lingyun only shed tears when he saw it on the side, Mi Zixuan was very sad when he saw his parents like this, and he was also in tears, he used to be too special and not angry, so that his parents couldn't raise their heads in front of relatives and friends, and they were aggrieved for half their lives.
Mi Zixuan was impulsive as soon as he was moved, ran into the house and took out the 10,000 yuan he didn't save and handed it to his Lao Tzu and said, "Dad, this is a little heart they just gave me, I can't accept it." "Make up nonsense Mi Zixuan is a top trick, just open your mouth and come.
Mi Dayong looked at the 10,000 yuan in his hand, wiped his tears, exhaled and said: "You take this money, but this time, you are a doctor, and it is your duty to treat diseases and save people, and you are not allowed to ask for this money in the future, otherwise Lao Tzu will break your dog's legs." ”
After Mi Dayong finished speaking, he immediately turned around and shouted to the neighbors who were still in the yard: "Desheng Building at noon today, my old rice has a treat, one counts as one, and they all have to go, whoever doesn't go, who doesn't give me Mi Dayong's face." ”
Speaking of this, Mi Dayong looked sideways in the direction of Simeizi's house, and immediately opened his throat and shouted: "I said that his fourth aunt should come out quickly, let's go to Desheng Building for dinner." ”
Si Meizi is embarrassed to come out? Hiding at home and pretending to be an ostrich, I just didn't hear Mi Dayong's words.
Mi Dayong smiled and didn't shout, and said to Lao Liang: "Lao Liang, our brothers are not drunk today." Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand and pointed to the money in Mi Zixuan's hand and said, "Today, your eldest nephew has a treat, and you can't help but give it." ”
Lao Liang was embarrassed, and at this time, he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, and scolded in his heart: "What's the smelly show? Won't your son who lacks virtue save the two people? What's the big deal! But what he said was: "My eldest nephew has a chance, this meal has to be eaten, and the wine has to be drunk!" ”
Speaking of this, Lao Liang said in a straightforward tone to other neighbors: "Everyone, my Lao Liang has no other skills, but this is still very accurate, how about it?" When Xiaomizi was a child, I said that he was promising, what is happening now? Save two lives in one day, and you can still do it later? In the future, it will definitely be a big expert and professor in Beijing, and the two of them will be waiting to enjoy the blessings. ”
Uncle Huang snorted, and muttered disdainfully: "What's the matter, you can't look down on him when you are a hundred and eighty years old, and you won't even let him go to your house to find your daughter to play, can you say that he will have a future in the future?" Is it a shame to say this? I look at you, it's the four dishes and eight bowls of the greedy virtue building, and the cat urine. ”
Mi Dayong knew that Lao Liang said this too against his will, but he felt comfortable in his heart, too comfortable, and he said to his wife with a loud voice: "Huang Lingyun called your family, one is counted as one, come to Desheng Building, you tell them, whoever doesn't come, I, Mi Dayong, will block the door of whom's house and scold the street." ”
Speaking of this, he took out his old mobile phone that he didn't know how many years he had used and began to inform his relatives here, and the whole yard belonged to him.
More than 20 minutes later, more than a dozen people in the yard were about to set off, Mi Dayong suddenly stopped when he walked to the door, and the people who followed him naturally stopped, just saw Mi Dayong glanced at the two pennants in front of his house, waved his hand and said: "Go, take off the pennant for Lao Tzu, take Desheng Lou, and let your uncles, aunts, and uncles see and understand today." ”
Mi Zixuan felt that it was too stupid to carry two pennants to swagger through the market, he didn't want to go, but in the end, Mi Dayong kicked over, and Mi Zixuan could only take off the two pennants very depressed.
More than a dozen people marched towards Desheng Building, along the way Mi Dayong's waist was straight, and his son had a virtue, and began to look at people with his nostrils, and the cattle were in a mess.
When they arrived at Desheng Building, there were even more people, Mi Zixuan's seven aunts and eight aunts had all arrived, Mi Dayong came up without saying a word, and asked Mi Zixuan to stand at the door with a pennant in one hand and let his uncles, aunts, uncles, uncles, aunts, and uncles pay their respects.
Of course, Mi Zixuan was not happy about such a two-hundred-and-five, but he didn't dare not do what he Lao Tzu said, otherwise God knows if he Lao Tzu would break his dog's legs, so he could only hold the pennant with a long sigh and go to that station.
Shame, it's too embarrassing, Mi Zixuan thought about it and immediately raised the pennant higher and put his face on the file.
Mi Dayong immediately roared: "Rabbit cub, what are you doing with your face?" What's wrong with not seeing people? Put me down. ”
Mi Zixuan looked up to the sky and sighed: "Dad, can we not do these two hundred and five things?" ”
Soon the hall used for the wedding banquet was full of chickens and dogs.
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Mi Zixuan's seven aunts and eight aunts also looked down on him, no way, who made him not do business all day long, either recruiting cats and dogs, or fighting and making trouble, and stealing his own money, today Mi Zixuan can be regarded as suppressing all his seven aunts and eight aunts, saving two lives in one day, everyone came to the door and kowtowed and sent pennants to thank him, this kid's head is enlightened? The Prodigal Son Turned Back?
In the past, Mi Dayong struggled to see his son, and he was not willing to eat at the same table with him, but today he was uncharacteristically let him sit beside him, and kept talking about his son's feat of saving people, as if he witnessed the whole process when Mi Zixuan saved people.
Mi Dayong was busy bragging with relatives and friends, he was so happy, he felt that he was not so happy on the day he got married, and he would inevitably drink a few more glasses of this happy wine.
As soon as everyone praised him like this, Lao Mi drank even more, and finally became drunk and unconscious.
Huang Lingyun walked over and said, "You look at your father, give me the money, and I'll settle the account." ”
Mi Zixuan didn't think much about it, he directly gave the 10,000 yuan to his mother, he carried his Lao Tzu home, washed his face and saw that it was almost time to go to work, so he found his mother and said, "Mom, give me the money." ”
Huang Lingyun took a sip of water and looked at the TV and said, "What money?" ”
Mi Zixuan was in a hurry, he still wanted to take the 10,000 yuan to go to the only small bar in the county at night to pick up girls, and hurriedly said: "I'll give you the 10,000 yuan when I eat." ”
Huang Lingyun looked at the TV without squinting, first said "oh", then took out a handful of change from his pocket, pulled out a ten-yuan one from it and put it on the coffee table: "Oh, save some flowers." ”
Mi Zixuan wanted to cry without tears and said: "Mom, what I gave you is 10,000, how much can you spend on eating?" Why are you just giving me ten dollars? ”
Huang Lingyun immediately glared at his son and said, "You loser, do you still want to take the money to the scourge?" You give me a long snack, and the money mom will help you save it, and I will use it for your daughter-in-law in the future. ”
Mi Zixuan really cried this time, and choked up: "Mom doesn't take you like this, when I was a child, you said to help me save the New Year's money, and you still help me save this money, if I don't bring you like this, I will use the money." ”
Huang Lingyun glared and scolded: "You have a fart, hurry up and get out, don't be an eyesore in front of the old lady, do you want these ten yuan?" Don't let me take it. ”
Mi Zixuan grabbed the ten yuan in his hand with a "whoosh", and started slowly, and the ten yuan was gone.