Chapter 142: No Clothes
"I rescued you from the cat's mouth! I ran away with you for more than a month! I robbed dozens of temples with my bare ass before I found the 'Vulcan Ruins'! Do you know what people on the road call me? They all call me 'Idol Naked Demon'! My face is gone! Now that the fire is burning, and you have practiced kung fu, you kicked me out and fed the cat at the door? Are you still unreasonable? Knifed, no one in 800 miles is a wolf, the toad turns into a long worm, and the king is born, and he has no eyebrows for three lifetimes!"
The more Wang Sheng thought about it, the more aggrieved he felt, and while avoiding the 'Demon Cat Shadow Ghost', he pointed to the purple flame and turned into a flower and scolded endlessly!
It was like an old master scolding a shrew, panting and unable to make a sound, and in the end it was really unable to resist the enemy, and the flames flashed and released hundreds of strangely disguised monsters, and the super king sheng with teeth and claws pounced.
This group of monsters that completely violated biology and physics, although they fell to their deaths on the way to run, but they couldn't stand the large number of them, and they surrounded them and buried Wang Sheng in an instant.
While dodging the cat's claws, Wang Sheng also had to fight with endless monsters, and he was suddenly busy, and slowly added a few deep scars to his body.
The 'Lamp Spirit' was angry that Wang Sheng's mouth was dirty, and he vowed to kill him here, without thinking about his cultivation mana at all, the small flame was swaying and was about to twist into a twist, and a ** monster rushed out of the purple fire like a tide.
Wang Sheng, who was tired of saving his life, saw the purple flames flickering in the mountains, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he found a strange problem. These strange species in front of them are not afraid of fire?
"This can't be? Isn't the fireball I shot burning them too? Why doesn't this hotter purple fire work? Unless these things aren't real!"
Wang Sheng saw through this point, and felt that there were more and more flaws in his vision, although these monsters looked extremely unreasonable, but only under his gaze would there be crippled and fallen to death, and where he couldn't see, there were always some more strange objects rushing to the front, until he found it before collapsing.
In addition, they are not afraid of purple fire burning, but they will be ignited by their own fireball technique, and after being killed, they will instantly turn into a bunch of bright spots, and the 'Demon Cat Shadow Ghost' will treat them as nothing, there is only one explanation for these signs, these monsters are specially for Wang Sheng's illusion spell.
Obviously, the illusion of the 'lamp spirit' has not yet reached the point where 'the concrete image comes true, and the wish comes true. 'The realm can only be effective if the recipient thinks that what he sees in front of him is true. If you think it's real, your skin will split, and if you think it's fake, you'll be unharmed.
The strange monsters that were all over the mountains just now are now full of flaws in Wang Sheng's eyes, and 'Mr. Wang, a Kochi scholar and magic genius', has to admit that he was deceived by the oil lamp again.
Breaking illusions is a good trick for Taoist priests, Wang Sheng immediately recited the "Golden Light Divine Mantra" and printed it with his hand, only to see the golden light flashing in his eyes, and all the monsters around him became blurry and illusory, and they could no longer hurt him.
The illusion that broke the danger of Wang Sheng's life was suddenly reduced by half, but the 'lamp spirit' was far away in the center of the flames, and there was still nothing to do about it. Wang Sheng made up his mind to be ashamed, and on the one hand, he cursed and dodged the demon cat's attack, and on the other hand, he kept throwing 'earth magic' as he ran, and made deep earth pits under the slope of the mound.
Wang Sheng dug in a circle, giving full play to Yugong's spirit of struggle to move mountains, and it took two full days to finally cut off the roots of this big hill. As he blew up a rock with a charged 'qigong cannon', the entire hill collapsed, and a large wave of heat pushed Wang Sheng and the black cat straight out dozens of feet away, buried by the dust and sand that covered the sky.
When Wang Sheng came out of the soil with a disgraced face, the dust and sand flying in the sky had not yet dispersed, the small hill that had just caught fire was gone, and the deceitful oil lamp was also crooked on the ground, and the flames shook weakly, looking like they were about to be extinguished, and it looked very miserable.
Wang Sheng rubbed his eyes, stunned and wanted to escape from this place as soon as possible, he had just stood up, and suddenly saw purple brilliance flickering in the smoke and dust, and there were several chirping sounds like birdsong and cow roaring above his head.
"Dragon!"
Wang Sheng had heard this kind of voice once on the east coast, when the 'Wind Spirit Dragon' that 'gathered spirits and was born' almost killed Wang Sheng. At this moment, he heard the sound of the dragon crying again, which immediately scared him into a cold sweat!
When I looked up in a hurry, I saw that above this scorched black land, a round jade jue the size of a milky white palm rose at some point, and a small purple dragon that was half a foot long was flying up and down around the jade jue.
This purple dragon is out of thin air, flying without wings, 'shrimp eyes, antlers, bull's mouth, dog nose, cat's whiskers, lion's mane, snake tail, fish scales, eagle claws' nine elephants in one, not angry and self-mighty, majestic heaven and earth. Compared to the fuzzy wind dragon that 'gathers spirits and transforms', it is simply a fluorescent moon, a world of difference.
As a Chinese person, Wang Sheng has a natural affinity for the dragon, the last time the fake dragon disappeared without seeing the appearance, this time he met the main master, where else could he miss, he rubbed his eyes and rubbed his hands, took two steps forward, and wanted to take a closer look.
Just as Wang Sheng had just taken a step, a black shadow suddenly flashed in mid-air, and the 'Demon Cat Shadow Ghost' jumped out of nowhere, and took the piece of jade that the purple dragon coiled in his mouth, and in the blink of an eye, he got into the flowers and plants in the distance, and disappeared.
Wang Sheng didn't actually know what that piece of jade Jue was, but he instinctively felt that this thing was taken by the black cat, and it must not be good for him. Seeing the enemy fleeing, he easily popped out two fireballs, igniting all the dead grass around him, trying to block the black cat's 'Shadow Jump'.
Who knew that this time the 'Demon Cat Shadow Ghost' did not escape into the shadows at all, it found that there was fire around it, but it just called out twice with a 'woo', and then bit the jade jue and ran wildly, shaking its head from side to side as if it was going to bite the things in its mouth into pieces.
The purple dragon that lost its jade jue gradually stopped swimming, and it seemed to have lost its purpose in life, and some of it was at a loss to look around.
It found the small fireballs that Wang Sheng had thrown around, and immediately became happy again, and with a crisp dragon groan, the little purple dragon turned into a purple light and suddenly disappeared in place, swallowing the 'fire magic' that had not yet come out of Wang Sheng's hand into his mouth.
After Xiao Zilong swallowed this ball of magic power, he seemed to be a little surprised, and his body, which had been shaking in the air, also stopped for a few breaths. Immediately afterwards, it excitedly barked at Wang Sheng as if it had discovered a new continent, and then threw itself on Wang Sheng's waist, wrapped its tail around it with its front paws, slowly closed its two big eyes, and fell asleep like this.
The little purple dragon moved extremely fast, as if the light and shadow flashed, and there was no way to dodge, and by the time Wang Sheng realized the danger, the little purple dragon had already turned into a 'real dragon leather belt'.
Wang Sheng, who was frightened and inexplicable, thought that he would be burned by the purple fire in two parts, but after this little dragon touched his body, he did not feel any burning pain, but had a cold and comfortable feeling, which was very refreshing.
He gently stroked the body of the little purple dragon with his hand, only to feel that its purple hair was unusually soft, and the scales on its body were also cool and sharp, without a trace of heat, the most amazing thing was that the little purple dragon raised his head and blinked his big eyes twice under his touch, as if he was a cute pet.
Wang Sheng, who was full of question marks, was really puzzled. But now that the cat has run away and the lights are about to go out, he seems to be safe for the time being, and he has also obtained a real dragon belt due to a blessing in disguise, and he is quite handsome if you look closely.
Wang Sheng stood in place for a while, pondering that he should first send the oil lamp to Gesang Zhuoer so that she could make an errand, and then persuade them to leave this place quickly.
Thinking that he was about to see Chen Qing'e and the elf, Wang Sheng suddenly felt a little ashamed again, he ran bare-bottomed for more than two months and was watched by hundreds of thousands of people, it was really embarrassing!
"Woo~Woo~ Damn black cat, when I catch you, you must peel and cramp and stew cat soup~!"
The more Wang Sheng thought about it, the more ashamed he felt, he pulled down a lot of leaves and flowers from the side of the road, intending to make a leaf clothes to cover the ugliness, since entering this world, he felt that this weaving craft was becoming more and more refined.
There is a cloud in the Book of Poetry: 'How can it be said that there is no clothes, seven clothes, it is not as good as the clothes of the son, and it is good to be safe!' According to this saying, the clothes made by oneself are the most beautiful and warm, and they should be changed after running for seven days.
Wang Sheng was cranky and blindly interpreted, just to comfort him, but this time it was obvious that his 'unclothed luck' still didn't come to an end. He worked hard to make a set of robes with wicker green vines, and just put them on his body, who knew that the little purple dragon on his waist was gone, it seemed to feel uncomfortable being covered by things, and only raised his beard and spit out a breath of air, and immediately burned this leaf robe into ashes.
Why can't I get dressed?
Wang Sheng's eyes were blackened by his own declining luck, he reached out and grabbed Xiao Zilong tightly, as if he wanted to pull it off his body, but it was in vain for a long time, whether it was tearing his hands and pedals or using the magic 'Green Blade', he couldn't hurt Xiao Zilong in the slightest. The people didn't even open their eyes, and they still liked Wang Sheng's beating, raised their beards slightly, and motioned him to continue not to stop.
Wang Sheng struggled painfully for a long time, but he couldn't find a way to get rid of the little purple dragon, and he didn't give up experimenting with other kinds of bark and grass leaves, and even peeled off a set of real clothes from the dead man, and put it on his body with disgusting and terrifying emotions. But this little purple dragon just didn't allow Wang Sheng to wear clothes, not even shoes, socks and head ropes, as long as there was a trace of shelter on his body, he would release purple flames and burn the essence.
Although Wang Sheng will not be injured by these purple flames, he can't always go without clothes, right? Isn't this a primitive person? Poor Wang Sheng tossed for most of the day and really lost his temper, so he could only wear his long mottled hair that was burned, sit on the scorched ground with his bare buttocks, and reason with Xiao Zilong.
Wang Sheng started from Pangu and said in one breath, 'Five Stresses, Four Beauties and Three Loves', wanting to establish a sense of shame for Little Zilong through the five thousand years of Chinese civilization, so that he could end the life of a savage and put on clothes, but he spent a long time salivaing, and Little Zilong still didn't even open his eyes, but snored slightly.
Just when Wang Sheng was about to cry, he suddenly saw a little shadow shaking in a bush of grass and trees in the distance, and he thought that it was a mercenary mage running to fight the autumn wind. When he looked more closely, he found that it was the 'Demon Cat Shadow Ghost' who had not run far, and was squatting there desperately biting the white jade jue in his mouth.
Wang Sheng's eyes lit up suddenly when he saw that jade, just now the little purple dragon was circling around this piece of jade, this thing should be regarded as its home, right?
Wang Sheng thought of this and suddenly saw the hope of returning to civilization, he estimated the strength of the two sides a little, and felt that if he got the help of Yu Jue and Xiao Zilong, it should not be too difficult to defeat the black cat.
He had already made up his mind, even if he squatted and hid in the bushes, tiptoed around from a distance, and when he was more than ten feet away from the target, he pounced forward sharply, and easily grabbed the black cat's head and neck flower skin in his hand.
However, although this 'shadow ghost' is called a demon cat, it does not have the weakness of cats, and there is no sign of paralysis when it is caught. It was obsessed with the jade jue in its mouth for a while, and Wang Sheng's plot was tricked, and when it was picked up, it reacted immediately.
I saw that the black cat's eyes lit up, and it opened its mouth to spit out Yu Jue, and its body immediately turned into a shadow and broke away from the enemy's hands, and then it turned over and slapped Wang Sheng's waist ribs, wanting to give this former prey a big disembowelment.
Fortunately, Wang Sheng thought that the other party might make this move before he pounced, and after he felt that the black cat was free, he immediately leaned back and stiffened his abdomen, and used the purple dragon on his waist to catch a claw, only to hear a loud 'bang', Wang Sheng was slapped out by a huge force. The black cat was also scratched by the layer of purple light covering the little purple dragon, and stood in place with a strange scream.
After the 'Demon Cat Shadow Ghost' was injured, he seemed to know that it was terrible, and he no longer dared to entangle with Wang Sheng in the same place, but picked up the jade jue in his mouth, and escaped into the grass into the distance.
It turns out that this black cat has lost the ability to trace secrets with Yu Jue in its mouth, so isn't it easy to deal with your powerful black cat? When I grab Yu Jue, I will use the little purple dragon to pour purple fire into your cat's mouth, and I will have a braised cat meat to see if you can still jump.
In order to avoid being hit by the black cat's forehead again, he dipped grass leaves on himself while running, causing the little purple dragon to keep spewing purple flames and surrounding himself.
This person and cat once again started a long-distance pursuit and escape movement, but this time the hunter and the prey switched positions, so that Wang Sheng also fully enjoyed the pleasure of hunting.
The two of them ran endlessly, from the northeast corner of the 'twin worlds' all the way to the south, and before they knew it, they ran for more than half a month. By the time Wang Sheng reacted, the raging flames he was carrying behind him had already burned through half of the sky, sweeping over the sky with the momentum of a prairie fire, reflecting the whole world purple and red, and he could no longer control it.