Chapter 165: Ambiguous
"Well, let's be ordinary people, I basically don't have poverty, and when I see you, I can't suppress the poverty in my heart. Eh, did you say that we knew each other in our last life? Why are we so tacit? ”
"It's still in the last life, you don't say that we were husband and wife in the last life! Friends! ”
"Sister, if we were husband and wife in this life, we would basically be out of action in this life."
"Oh, what do you mean?"
"You think, you've been a husband and wife all your life, and you're going to continue in this life, don't you feel bored, people still feel bored when they're old. This is going to make his boss see it, and he thinks he doesn't do anything, so if he does it, it is estimated that he will not be able to be a husband and wife in this life! ”
“haha…… You kid. Xu Jinglei listened to her crooked reasoning angrily and funny.
"If you were friends in this life, then there is a good chance that you will be together in this life. People are tired from work, and when you look at the friend next to you, you can give him a marriage. So, let's be friends in the last life! ”
"Stinky poverty, you think, but I don't know about the things in my last life, let's still understand it in this life! You're still ......! Haha......" Xu Jinglei smiled and tapped Jessie Chou's forehead with her finger.
Jessie Zhou was depressed, and now he wanted to say, "Where am I small, how can you make a conclusion if you haven't tried!" The great man also said that practice brings the truth! "Spit out or something, it's weak for Jessie Chou now." Sister Jinglei, don't! You have denied me all of a sudden, how sad and sad I am! Where can I be sure of the late in this life, I lost at the starting line, I am really wronged! ”
"Huh...... I can't help it! If you don't sleep a few years early, sister, I can't give you a chance now. Forget it, let's go back and wash and sleep, such a handsome guy is gone, it's a pity! Xu Jinglei pretended to be disappointed and wanted to tease Jesse Chow.
"You...... I...... Oops......" Jessie Chou had an expression like eating a fly, and he was so uncomfortable that he died.
"Eat, eat, don't look at me, you won't be full when you look at me. In the realm of beautiful and delicious food, I estimate that I am still a little far away. Saying that, Xu Jinglei also picked a piece of steak for Jesse Chou, "Yao, this is for you, there are too many for me to eat." ”
"Hmph," Jessie Chou turned his grief and anger into food, and then nibbled on the steak. Then I ordered a few more servings, and then stopped and burped. touched his stomach and looked at Xu Jinglei, who was already stunned, and couldn't help but feel proud. "Tell you to pretend to be calm all the way, this will not be calm. It's going to be a stare! ”
"Jesse, don't you really like my sister and me, do you? Don't joke about your body, you sad and angry! Sister He De, how can he, what is that, a woman in the world is a flower. Oh, no, there is no grass at the end of the world, why bother to love a flower! ”
"You've thought about it too much, I didn't expect our girl to be narcissistic like this. I really didn't see it just now, hehe......! ”
"You're still laughing, how is your stomach uncomfortable?" Xu Jinglei asked with concern, she was surprised just now, and she didn't think about stopping him, and she regretted it now.
"Auntie, don't worry, uncle can eat so much, sometimes he eats more than this!" said to Xu Jinglei in a sweet and crisp tone, at this time, the mouth was full of red and white sauce, like a little flower cat.
"Ah, he's so good at eating!"
"Hmmm! Sweet doesn't lie! Tian Tian looked like she wanted to believe me, and the cutie was undoubtedly revealed.
Xu Jinglei took the paper and helped Tian Tian wipe her mouth, "Hehe...... Auntie believes in sweetness. Tian Tian is the most well-behaved, how about Auntie rewarding you with an ice cream? ”
"Yay, Aunt Xiexie!" So the children calmed down again.
"Tut-tut," Xu Jinglei looked at Jesse Chou, looked at Jesse Chou from beginning to end with a pair of eyes, and looked at it again, "I can't see it, your body shape, you really don't have a white length." This meat is growing very well, but there is a lot of lean meat, and it is good to raise some fat. ”
"I'll ...... When I'm a pig! Zhou Jiexi smiled and threw a piece of fries over, but gave Xu Jinglei a mouthful of it. After eating, the two of them realized that something was wrong, these fries seemed to be bitten by Jessie Chou just now! Isn't that an indirect kiss between the two?
The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward, although the two chatted, they had only known each other for a day. Some things about each other have also been estimated, and this time it is ambiguous, which is a bit weird. At the table for a while, no one spoke.
Jessie Chou thought that he couldn't go on like this, so he planned to speak first. But Lao Xu and Xu Jinglei, young women in literature and art, are good at buying style. smiled and said to Jessie Chou, "I lost money today, and I don't know if your kid has a virus." I've been restless for the past few days. ”
"I'll go, I'm in good health, don't slander my healthy and handsome physique." Jessie Chou said that it was like a fried kitten.
Xu Jinglei was very satisfied with the result she created, and smiled at Jesse Chou. "Oh...... Hehe...... Look at you like that! haha……! ”
"Humph......"
"Okay, okay, if you're healthy, you're still angry, how can you be like a child. I'm still at a loss! It's obvious that I've eaten your saliva, and you still don't allow me to talk about it! Xu Jinglei pouted and said to Zhou Jesse angrily.
"But, if you turn your head and look at how many couples are kissing! Ordinary people don't give people this opportunity, and you're lucky. ”
"I'll kill you cheeky guy, if I don't kill you, I can't be angry!" This time, he was angry with Jessie Chou's shamelessness, and he didn't care about any lady, so he picked up the vegetable leaves on the table and smashed them.
"Hey...... Don't ...... It's not okay if I'm wrong, surrender and don't kill, treat the prisoners preferentially! Jessie Chou said.
"Wrong?"
"Yes, yes...... I was wrong! ”
"I'll limit you to a joke, and if it makes me laugh, I'll forgive you!"
"But you don't want to laugh......"
"1*2......" Xu Jinglei remembered the number.
"Oh mom, okay, I'll tell!" Jessie Chou hurriedly said, but at this moment, his brain was nervous, and he just couldn't think of it. I looked around and saw the two kissing, "Oops, there it is." ”
"Sister Jinglei, listen up. There were two little birds standing on the zero line and the line of fire, and they were all right. Then the male kissed the female. He's dead! ”
"That's it?" Xu Jinglei said with a sneer.
"And besides, don't worry! Listen, this story tells us that whoever shows affection must die. -- The chemical composition of the bird's beak is apatite, and apatite is non-conductive. But the two birds were electrocuted, apparently, they kissed their tongues..."
"Uh," Xu Jinglei heard the back, looking at the foreigners around her kissing and showing affection, her face became more and more red. Zuihou couldn't help but laugh. “haha…… Jesse, you bad guy, you're a ...... haha…… Little rascals...... haha…… Necrotic! ”
"Yes, you laughed, hehe! You've got to talk about it! ”