Chapter 240: Bathing

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"What to see?? You have said that you don't want it, you don't want it, it's an ownerless thing, it's garbage, let's see you littering everywhere, and if you don't pay a penalty for comprehensive environmental pollution control, you will be taken care of......" Bian Lanlan glared and said.

"I'm just talking about it, be polite to Sister Yuan......" Zhao Chuanxi blushed and said in a snort.

"Hmph......" Bian Lanlan snorted coldly, "Zhao Chuanxi, if you are a gentleman, you can say what you just said three times, as long as you can say it three times in a row, the heads of these two demon beasts, let's not say a word, just give it to you, hear it clearly, it's a gift, not a return, in order to celebrate that there is another pure man in this world......"

"I ......" Zhao Chuanxi's face turned pale, to be honest, it is not difficult for Bian Lanlan to complete this condition at all, but for Zhao Chuanxi, this condition is too harsh, alone with Yuan Siyu, he has no sense of security, there is nothing nonsense, and even Yuan Siyu will treat him as a joke, but now that he is with Nie Canglong and with his brother, is it necessary for him to joke with male dignity? ?

"What are you?? Hurry up, I'll give it to you when I say it......" Bian Lanlan's big eyes narrowed.

"Forget it......" Zhao Chuanxi waved his hand, "The matter of the two inner pills will not be ......" Rather than breaking with Bian Lanlan, it may not be possible to come back, it is better to simply be generous once.

"Yo-ho??" Bian Lanlan looked surprised, and looked Zhao Chuanxi up and down, "I didn't expect you to be a gentleman??" ”

"What do you mean we're really good guys?? We are originally gentlemen...... Zhao Chuanxi patted his chest triumphantly, Bian Lanlan's appreciation made the little reluctance in his heart disappear immediately.

"Chuanxi, you have really grown up......" Zhang Haitong picked a thumbs up at Zhao Chuanxi and praised him sincerely.

"Brother Tong, I can't help it......" Zhao Chuanxi looked embarrassed, "I originally wanted to give you a Neidan, who ......knows?"

"......" Zhang Haitong was stunned for a moment, and began to tangle in his heart, this kid is too much of a thing, isn't this deliberately making us uncomfortable? ?

Looking at Zhang Haitong's tangled appearance as if he was constipated, all the women couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh, this Zhao Chuanxi is really bad, he can't be entangled by himself, and he has to find someone to accompany him.

"Master, this is your apprentice's incompetence......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at Master Yunzhongzi Daoist with a shy face, "The apprentice has embarrassed you......"

"It's okay...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded, and took out a yellow album from his arms, "This copy of the Purple Sky Thunder Law is a secret that I can't pass on, and it is a reward for you, take it back and take a good look at it......"

"Master, I didn't ask Neidan back, why did you reward me with Lei Fa??" Zhao Chuanxi was a little surprised, of course, the speed of putting away the secret method was not slow, anyway, he only saw a phantom, and the yellow album in the hand of the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Leader was gone.

"Because of your performance, the master is very satisfied......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist has a straight face, "Although we are a little obscene and a little villainous, but villains and stinginess are two different things, as a man, you must distinguish what is a villain and what is stingy......"

"Uh......" Zhao Chuanxi was a little surprised, "Master, have you been testing me all along?" ”

"Of course, otherwise you think Master's idle eggs hurt??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "Even if Master likes to mess around a little, he won't mess around with a junior like you, right?" Master has Master's circle......"

"That ......" Zhao Chuanxi sweated, "Master is ninety-eight years old, and there are not many people in your circle......"

"How so?? There are basically no ordinary people who can be in the same circle as Master, and those few old immortals are much tougher than your Master......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi said.

"Master's circle is all at the level of immortals, why don't you wait for you to have time, take us to meet those old friends who know you??" Zhao Chuanxi smiled flatteringly, and there was endless obscenity in his smile.

"What do you want to do??" Daoist Yunzhongzi was taken aback by the apprentice's expression, and said with some vigilance.

"What don't you want to do, those old immortals have seen the apprentices of old friends, he can't express himself?? If he doesn't give some treasures, he's embarrassed......" Zhao Chuanxi said with a smile.

"Fart......" Yun Zhongzi's eyes stood up, "The wool is out of the sheep, today you do the first year of junior high school, and people will make you fifteen tomorrow, your master doesn't have so many family backgrounds, you can save money for your master......",

"Stupid, it's as stupid as a pig's ......" Yuan Siyu laughed, and casually threw the four monster heads aside, although this thing is a good thing, but it is too disgusting to put it aside.

Looking at them, who still has the appetite to eat??

"Giggle...... Gu Yunfeng covered his small mouth and smiled, then he thought of something, his smile froze, and he looked at Yuan Siyu, "Is Siyu more powerful, I feel that you are even more powerful than Canglong, and Bacheng can now cook Canglong with one hand......"

"How can there be ......" Yuan Siyu smiled modestly, "I'm far behind Canglong, at most a little stronger than him......"

"How dare you say it......" Daoist Yunzhongzi was speechless, looking at Yuan Siyu's eyes with a look of surprise.

"Blow it, right?? My brother has been a land immortal for a long time, you are a latecomer, how can you compare with my brother?? Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, now that the elder brother is here, he is not afraid of Yuan Siyu.

Sister Bai pulled Yuan Siyu's sleeves, feeling that the cowhide of this sister was blowing up......

"I mean I'm better than him, but I don't say I'm better than him......" Yuan Siyu pouted, "As long as the field of vision is broad, I can see a thousand kilometers away, can he?" I can hear voices thousands of miles away, can he? I can have a baby, can he? Am I not better than him?? ”

Giggles......

As soon as Yuan Siyu's words came out, several women covered their mouths and laughed.

"Strong, too strong, how can my brother compare to you......" Zhao Chuanxi was convinced, but his heart was cold, this eldest sister Yuan is really too thunderous, although modern people have less rules and regulations, and have few scruples when speaking, but you are an unmarried girl, how can you say that you will have children in front of several men? ?

"Yes, yes, Canglong can't compare, Canglong definitely can't compare......" Zhang Haitong also nodded hurriedly, but sweat broke out on his forehead, and the fine beads of sweat wet the crown he was wearing on his head.

"Yuan Yatou is very human, let me, the people in the rivers and lakes, be ashamed of themselves......" Yunzhongzi Daoist shook his head and sighed, "Don't say it, don't say it, if you say it again, the old Taoist should be ashamed to die, it's not early, let's hurry up and eat, after eating, we can go on the road, and we can go to Wufang Mountain tomorrow night at the latest......"

"It seems that how pure I am, I have done everything to the surviving people......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips disdainfully, glanced at Yunzhongzi Daoist with some disdain, turned around and walked towards the big ox cart, didn't he want to eat? ? She had to be attentive and personally inform Nie Canglong and Qin Xiaojun.

They are all land immortals, and some thoughts in their hearts have unconsciously bred up.

Yunzhongzi Daoist has a dark face, this Yuan Siyu, it is really a loss to speak, but people are now land immortals, and he is far from being someone's opponent, and he is a little angry, so he has to swallow it.

"Huh?? What about Canglong and Xiaojun?? Yuan Siyu lifted the soft door of the canopy, but found that the canopy was empty, and couldn't help but say in surprise.

"The two of them went to take a bath......" Bian Lanlan said, pouting with a small mouth, "It's so boring, you won't take me to ...... bath"

"Uh......" Yuan Siyu's eyes widened, "You say, the two of them went to take a bath??" The ......" news is quite surprising, didn't the two have that kind of relationship?? How can you still ...... Let's take a shower???

"Wouldn't it?? So romantic?? Mandarin duck bath?? Zhao Chuanxi's expression was wonderful, "I really didn't expect that they would have ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......" said and laughed obscenely.

"Nonsense......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "What mandarin duck bath??" Canglong is going to control the wind, okay?? Now this world is so dangerous, what if there are demon beasts?? ”

"Hmph, it's still three layers of protection, Xiao Baiding is in the periphery, Xiao Qing Snake is in the inner circumference, Xiaoqing is in the bath, I'm God, this Qin Xiaoniu is really good at enjoying it......" Bian Lanlan said with a jealous face.

"What about Uncle Zheng and Uncle Zhang?? Oh, and my nephew ......" Zhao Chuanxi turned his head to look around, but found that Zhang Wenge, Zheng Dongfang, and Wang Xueying were missing from the scene.

"The three of them went to catch fish with Xiao Hei...... Sister Bai's voice was soft, "I heard Xiao Hei say, there seems to be a very strange fish in the lake, and the three of them picked up Xiao Hei to catch fish, and it has been like this ......for a while," he said, pointing to the small lake with a hint of sparkling waves, "Look behind that stone, don't you show a few feet?" ”,

"Really?? I'll take a look......" Zhao Chuanxi looked at Sister Bai's fingers, and really found a few feet behind a stone, so he couldn't help but stand up and run towards the place where the three of them were hiding.

"What's that, I feel covered in dirt, awkward to death, I'll go to Xiaojun, take a shower together, you are busy, you don't have to wait for me to eat......" Yuan Siyu pretended to scratch at himself, and his figure disappeared in place in an instant.

"This Sister Yuan, it's too boring, you won't take me there??" Bian Lanlan stomped her feet angrily, rolled her eyes, and ran into the small forest on the side.

In Bian Lanlan's words, if you don't take me, can't I go by myself? ?

"Hey, don't run around, be careful when you encounter a demon beast that eats you......" Gu Yunfeng shouted in his mouth, but he chased after her, of course, whether he could chase her back is two words, maybe he can chase the four of them back together.

"I'm going to ...... too" The silly girl Li Yan saw Bian Lanlan and Gu Yunfeng as if she had encountered something beautiful, and they all got into the forest one after another, and the stupid ones had to catch up.

"Alas, alas, don't go......" Zhang Xiaohua'er grabbed her, "If you run away again, we have nowhere to find you, if you let the demon beast eat you, you won't be able to eat meat in the future......"

"Yanyan is not going......" The silly girl Li Yan was frightened, her big eyes were teaning.

"It's right if you don't go...... Zhang Xiaohuaer highly appreciated Li Yan's well-behaved and obedient, "They don't know when they will come back, we Yanyan are hungry, so we won't wait for them, let's eat first......"

"Yes, yes, it's time to eat, let's eat meat......" Sister Bai also hurriedly said.

"Oh......" Li Yan cheered and applauded, "I love meat, I love meat......"

Daoist Yunzhongzi and Zhang Haitong glanced at each other, but they didn't say anything, if there was food, they would follow the food, and some things would not be mixed with each other.

Three kilometers northwest of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, there is a small village called Zhaozhuang, because after the end of Shijie, there are monsters everywhere, watching the huge monsters go crazy and rush in the direction of the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, it is really a little dizzy, so the villagers of this small village collectively migrated to Xi'an City...... After all, it is not far from the city of Xi'an, even if you walk, it will only take half a day.

The office of the village committee is built quite luxurious, after all, although it is a mountain village, but the traffic is very convenient, there is no reason to be so close to the provincial capital, but still live the kind of almost isolated mountain village life, in fact, this small mountain village called Zhaozhuang, just like a villa area, three kilometers away from the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, tourists can find this small village by walking two more steps, plus the scenery here is quite okay, there is such a taste of paradise, so, the annual tourism income in the village is still considerable.

"How many days have it been?? Those demon beasts are still nesting in the tomb, and I don't know what they are looking for......" Yu Zhongzhong sat on the big sofa in the office of the village committee, his posture was straight, but he had a cigarette in his hand, and he was a little depressed, it was his task to recapture the Mausoleum of the First Emperor, but he would not be stupid to send him to death, these days, he took a group of brothers to station in Zhaozhuang, and sent scouts to try to find out the situation in the Mausoleum of the First Emperor.

"Do you want to learn Tai Chi with me?? ...... who can cultivate the mind" Professor Wang Zheng stood in the room, his eyes seemed to be open and closed, and he was slowly playing Tai Chi, looking very leisurely.

"What's there to learn about Tai Chi? Xiao Yu is a warrior, you should learn boxing from me, my fist is extremely strong, the most suitable for soldiers......" Liu Fuxin pursed his lips, his fat body was piled up in a circle chair, and the fat meat was squeezed out of the armrest, which looked quite funny, this fat old professor fully tapped the potential of his mouth, and while talking, he was still nibbling on fragrant barbecue meat in his mouth.

"Still eating?? Look at your fat appearance, are you preparing food reserves for everyone?? Professor Wang Zheng's eyes were not open, and his movements did not pause, as if flowing water.

"What do you mean??" Professor Liu Fuxin blinked his eyes, and he didn't understand what Professor Wang Zheng said.

"I said, you are so active in storing fat, is it because there is no food one day, let us cook you and eat it??" Professor Wang Zheng said.

"I said you're a dry monkey, don't you think I have a good appetite, and you're red-eyed??" Professor Liu Fuxin's fat face trembled suddenly, and the barbecue in his hand pointed at Professor Wang Zheng, and said angrily. ,

"It's so lazy to do it, are you the legendary pig Wu can go down to earth??" Professor Wang Zheng opened his eyes slightly, glanced at Professor Liu Fuxin, and said.

"You're incompetent, your whole family is incompetent...... Professor Liu Fuxin's angry eyes widened, and he stood up from the circle chair with a loud bang, but his ass was too big, and he actually brought the circle chair up, this funny scene, like a basin of water, directly extinguished Professor Liu's menacing fire.

"Hahahaha......" Professor Wang Zheng stopped and looked at his old friend hahadaxiao, it was really that the appearance of his old friend was so funny, even a professional comedian might not be amused by him.

"Laugh laugh, laugh what laugh??" Professor Liu Fuxin's face was red with shame and his neck was thick, he pulled the circle chair off his buttocks, and pointed at Professor Wang Zheng's nose and jumped straight up, "You see that you are as thin as a monkey spirit, so you will play Tai Chi, if you play a strong punch, you will faint with anemia if you are not at the right time??" ”

"Why don't we both try?? I heard that you have created a new set of rigid and soft boxing by combining internal and external boxing, or you will point me to it?? Professor Wang Zheng was a little unhappy, just like Liu Fuxin didn't like people to laugh at him with his body shape, Wang Zheng didn't like people to talk about his body shape, although his body shape was not exaggerated.

"I can't talk about pointing, let's make progress together......" Liu Fuxin pursed his lips, threw the barbecue in his hand on the desk on the side, and squatted with his huge body, and set up his jiashi, "Let me tell you again, my set of boxing methods is not called rigid and soft boxing, but is called rigid and soft internal and external skills......"

"I see that your jiashi is a bit like a Japanese sumo wrestler......" Professor Wang Zheng also stood up.

"Japanese sumo wrestling is a barbarian game, how can it compare with our internal and external strength of rigidity and softness?? Our set of kung fu is both internal and external, once we cultivate to the realm of Dacheng, it is really heaven and earth, omnipotent, flying around, traveling too empty...... Ah......" Liu Fuxin was talking excitedly, only to feel a white shadow in front of him, and then a pain in one eye, and he couldn't help screaming.

"Fighting, it's not a trick, is your rigidity and softness inside and outside the skills turned out to be a trick of the mouth? ? That's disappointing, isn't it??? Professor Wang Zheng struck a blow, and his body quickly retreated to a foot away, and there was some ridicule in his tone.

"You actually attacked ...... despicably and shamelessly," Liu Fuxin angrily pointed at this old friend, "You are really born like a thief......"

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