Chapter 294: Illness from Shallow Chinese Medicine

Long Jun gently patted Mulan Er's shoulder, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if it's a black chicken white phoenix pill or a black chicken white cat pill, anyway, in a case of irregular menstruation like yours, you can eat one at a time, why eat two?" ”

Mulan gently pushed away Long Jun's right hand, Nunu's mouth, and said, "You want to take care of it?" ”

"Lan'er, I'm also for your good!" Long Jun blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Everything is done in moderation, and the same is true for taking medicine, you can't overdose, otherwise, it will backfire." ”

"For my good?" Mulan Er said very disdainfully: "It's not rare!" ”

Yang Mei gently patted Mulan'er on the shoulder and said, "Lan'er, don't be like this, Long Jun is a skilled doctor, and he is indeed for your good, so he said that." ”

Mulan meowed and said, "Miss, it's just a mere irregular menstruation, do you need to make such a fuss?" ”

Long Jun sighed lightly: "Lan'er, it's not right for you to say that, you are a shallow Chinese medicine practitioner, you just took an overdose of medicine, and soon, you will feel a special pain in your stomach." ”

Mulan said very disdainfully: "I don't believe you if it's true!" ”

"It won't take more than a minute and your stomach will hurt terribly." Long Jun sat in the middle of the two beauties, picked up the melon seeds, and slowly nibbled them.

"Stinky scoundrel, how dare you curse me?" Mulan was so angry that she raised her little fist and hit Long Jun.

However, after just more than ten punches, all of a sudden, her stomach hurt inexplicably.

When Yang Mei caught a glimpse of Mulan'er's pale face and sweating profusely, she couldn't help but ask, "Lan'er, what's wrong with you?" ”

Mulan Er held her stomach tightly with both hands, and said in pain: "Miss, I must have eaten too many melon seeds, so my stomach hurts inexplicably." ”

Long Jun stretched his waist, yawned, and said, "No, you didn't eat too many melon seeds, but you ate too many black chicken and white phoenix pills, so your stomach will hurt inexplicably." ”

"Nonsense, the Black Chicken Baifeng Pill can treat menstrual irregularities, even if you eat too much, you will be fine." From beginning to end, Mulan didn't believe in Long Jun.

"As long as it's medicine, it's three points poisonous." Long Jun shook his head and said, "Originally, even if ordinary people eat two black chicken and white phoenix pills at one time, they will be fine, the problem is, your physique can only eat one at a time, and you can't eat two, understand?" ”

"I don't understand!" Mulan endured the pain and said coldly: "I don't believe you!" ”

"Die to save face, and live to suffer." Long Jun sighed lightly: "Lie down quickly, let me help you relieve your pain!" ”

"I don't need you to be so kind." Mulan snorted coldly: "Nothing to be courteous, fake benevolence and false righteousness." ”

When Yang Mei heard that Mulan would rather endure the pain than let Long Jun come to heal, she couldn't help frowning.

"Lan'er, why are you doing this?" Yang Mei sighed lightly: "You lie down quickly and let Long Jun come to heal!" ”

When she said this, Yang Mei cast a look of help to Long Jun.

Long Jun held Yang Mei's Qianqianyu hand tightly, and kept winking at her back and forth.

Yang Mei was stunned, but she didn't expect that Long Jun would still flatter her at this time.

"Long Jun, are your eyes uncomfortable, why do you keep winking at President Ben?" Yang Mei pretended to be confused.

As a female president, Yang Mei is well-informed, and she can more or less see the hints.

The reason why she said this is because everyone is their own people, and there is no need to use code words.

"yes, my eyes are uncomfortable." Long Jun blinked, put on a very uncomfortable look, and said, "Xiaomei, an eyelash fell into my eye, you can blow it for me quickly!" ”

Originally, Long Jun wanted to hint that Yang Mei pushed Mulan Er down on the sofa, so that he could take the opportunity to help Mulan Er treat menstrual cramps.

Unexpectedly, Yang Mei not only did not push Mulan Er down, but also deliberately asked him if his eyes were uncomfortable?

In desperation, Long Jun had no choice but to logically say that his eyes were uncomfortable, what kind of reaction would Yang Mei have?

Yang Mei raised her Qianqian jade hand, patted Long Jun gently, and said in a coquettish voice: "Don't pretend to be garlic in front of this president, hurry up and help Lan'er heal, she is about to die of pain." ”

Mulan is a very stubborn person, even if she dies, she will not beg for help.

Her personality is completely the same as her sister Mu Wan'er, she is so stubborn.

"What's the garlic?" Long Jun blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "Xiaomei, my eyes are really uncomfortable!" ”

Yang Mei said coldly: "Do you help her heal, if you don't help, you will sleep in the hall tonight." ”

Hearing this, Long Jun was immediately shocked, and said with a playful smile: "Xiaomei, you mean that if I help Lan'er heal, then you will let me sleep with you, right?" ”

"Think beautifully!" Yang Mei snorted coldly: "If you don't help Lan'er heal, then, President Ben will lock your bedroom and not allow you to go back to sleep, only allow you to sleep in the hall." ”

"Wow, Xiaomei, you are so poisonous!" Long Jun smiled and said, "Xiaomei, if you lock my bedroom, then, while you are asleep, I will quietly sneak into your house and sleep on your big bed, ha!" ”

"You dare?" Yang Mei pretended to be angry and glanced at Long Jun.

"Why should I not dare?" Long Jun smiled evilly: "Yesterday, your grandfather has already married you to me, anyway, we will be husband and wife sooner or later, why don't we sleep together early?" ”

When Long Jun thought of sleeping with Yang Mei, how beautiful it was, the corners of his mouth couldn't help it, revealing an unknown evil smile.

"Sleep with your sister!" Yang Mei gently patted the back of Long Jun's head, glanced at her mouth, and said, "President Ben won't sleep with you!" ”

Yang Mei did not deny that Yang Tianbao married her to Long Jun, which is enough to prove that she is also very willing to marry Long Jun.

"It's okay, if you don't sleep with me, I can sleep with you!" Long Jun looked at Yang Mei's high bulging chest with a meaningful smile, and a smug look flashed in his eyes.

"Why do you talk so much nonsense?" Yang Mei slapped Long Jun heavily, and said very resentfully: "Hurry up and help Lan'er heal, hurry!" ”

"Don't worry, Lan'er, she is a master of ancient martial arts, and it hurts, or she will die, ha!" Long Jun put on a casual look, which made Yang Mei love and hate him.

Mulan endured the pain and said weakly: "Miss, I'm fine, don't beg this stinky scoundrel, I don't need him to heal." ”

"You don't need me to heal, then I'm going to help you heal." Long Jun stood up and gently pushed Mulan down on the sofa, letting her head rest tightly on Yang Mei's thigh.

Mulan Er panicked and said loudly: "What are you doing? I don't need you to heal, let go of me, let go of me quickly. ”

"What's it called?" Long Jun gently placed his right palm on Mulan'er's abdomen, and said slightly: "It's not that you will correct the Fa on the spot, why are you so loud?" ”

(End of chapter)