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"This aunt ......" Zheng Bao'er couldn't help but shake her head and sigh, "This aunt is a thousand-year-old girl, and she is invincible in the world in terms of perversion alone, so it......'s strange to be able to spare you" was muttering, thinking about it carefully, she seemed to be a thousand-year-old girl, and she seemed to be a few years older than Nie Xiaofeng, she couldn't help but blush, and started the car to chase after her.

"Miss, it's very handsome......" Aunt Qin's grandmother finally blocked Nie Xiaofeng, and pressed the little girl on the front of the car with Gu Yunfeng.

"Big Mom, morning, Mom, good night...... Nie Xiaofeng smiled and said.

"What's the morning and good night??" Gu Yunfeng grabbed the ear of her unlucky daughter, "Is this kind of thing like drag racing supposed to be done by the girl's family?" It's been so many years, and you haven't even gotten married, how can you embarrass me as a mother?? ”

"It's as if you're married......" Nie Xiaofeng glanced at her mother, pouted, and muttered.

"What did you say??" Gu Yunfeng was angry at that time, "There is a kind of ...... you say again"

"I didn't say anything...... Nie Xiaofeng suddenly shook his head vigorously, "Mom, you heard it wrong, I really didn't say anything just now......

"You really make my mother so sad, you actually say that about your mother......" Gu Yunfeng's eyes were a little astringent, and tears swirled in his eye sockets.

"Nie Gu, don't be so embarrassed......" The girl glared at Gu Yunfeng, "In front of children, you dare to cry, do you want to be shameless??" ”

"That's right......" Gu Yunfeng heard Aunt Qin call her Nie Gu, and immediately came to her senses, "Little fart, you dare to do such a dangerous thing as drag racing, you really give your mother a long face......"

"Hehe...... Nie Xiaofeng smiled, "Mom." Am I not playing?? Although I'm not a Da Luo Jin Immortal now, how can I say that I am also a half-step Da Luo?? With just one kick at the door, you can break through to the realm of Da Luo Jin Immortal, you are afraid that I will be in danger. That's a bit of a strong argument, right? ”

Chirping......

At this time, Zheng Baoer stopped beside them in a red sports car, and got out of the car beautifully, "How's it going??" What's going on?? ”

"Zheng Bao'er, you are really my good sister...... Nie Xiaofeng glared at Zheng Bao'er and said through gritted teeth.

"Hehe...... Zheng Bao'er smiled proudly, "No way, sisters??" It's a ...... for sale."

"Then I want to ask you......" Nie Xiaofeng glanced at Zheng Bao'er, "How much did you sell me?" Can you tell me a little bit about that?? ”

"Hahaha......" Zheng Bao'er suddenly became even more proud, pointing to her red sports car. Say how vulgar money is, you don't know that my sisters have never been short of money to spend, and only things that can make my sisters see in their eyes can measure the sisterhood between the two of us......"

"I can tell. Are you shameless?? Nie Xiaofeng rolled his eyes, "A broken car will let you sell me, you can really do your ......"

"What do you mean by a broken car??" Zheng Baoer was not happy, "My sports car, its performance can beat all the electric vehicles on the market, do you know how many revolutions the motor is?" Fifteen million revolutions, not fifteen million revolutions per minute. It's fifteen million revolutions per second......"

"Oh my God......" Nie Xiaofeng felt that his body was crispy, "Is there really such a powerful sports car??" ”

"Of course...... Zheng Bao'er smiled smugly, "How about it??" Isn't it exciting?? Don't worry, we're good sisters, and I'll never let you touch my sports car......"

"You betrayed me for this broken car. You hurt my feelings badly, you know?? You have to make up for me, just use this sports car, from now on, this car is mine......" Nie Xiaofeng smiled coldly and flew towards the red sports car.

"You think it's beautiful...... Zheng Bao'er immediately screamed. Hurriedly stopped Nie Xiaofeng, "This is the supercar I got by selling my good sisters, it's my little heart, if you dare to grab it, I will fight with you......"

"Fight hard, who's afraid of whom??" Nie Xiaofeng glared at Zheng Bao'er angrily, "You villain who hurt my feelings, if you don't give me the sports car today, our sisterhood will end here......"

"For the sake of this sports car, I didn't hesitate to betray you, and you dare to threaten me with sisterhood??" Zheng Bao'er glared at Nie Xiaofeng without showing weakness and said.

"Wow, yes......" Nie Xiaofeng sharpened her silver teeth and flew towards Zheng Bao'er, "I'm fighting with you......"

"These two people pretend to be quite similar...... "Aunt Qin's grandmother sneered, "Do you think you can escape this way?" Childish ......"

"That's ......" Gu Yunfeng smiled coldly, "Let them fight first, and when they finish fighting, let's clean up one by one......"

"You just clean her up, why do you have to clean me up??" Zheng Bao'er was not happy, "My guardian is my godfather, do you want to clean me up, with my father's consent?" ”

"I don't care......" Nie Xiaofeng pulled Zheng Bao'er away and jumped into the sports car, "Anyway, I solemnly announce now that this car belongs to me......

"You come down for me......" Zheng Bao'er screamed, about to pull Nie Xiaofeng down.

"Goodbye...... Nie Xiaofeng smiled proudly, then started the sports car, flashed slightly, and disappeared.

"You come back to me, give me back my car......" Zheng Bao'er jumped straight up angrily, but he was helpless, sports cars, such things, it is not as strong as space battleships, if you grab it hard, it is easy to break the sports car.

"Hmph......" Aunt Qin's grandmother sneered, "You still dare to run??" This little girl is simply bold......"

"Let's move the family law...... Gu Yunfeng glanced at the girl, "This little girl just owes ...... clean up"

"What kind of family law do you use?? can hide from the first year of junior high school, can she still hide from fifteen?? Now she is on the run, and every second that passes, her crime deepens by one percentage point, and after a hundred seconds, ......" Aunt Qin's grandmother smiled coldly and said.

"Doubled??" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "Wow, wow, wow, when the time comes, you clean her up first." When you're done, I'll clean her up again the way you cleaned her up......"

"Look at it, you look at it......" Nie Xiaofeng suddenly came back, looking at the two mothers with an embarrassed face, "Didn't I try the performance of this sports car??" How can it be called an escape? You two. It's my dearest mother, you just beat me to death, and I have no regrets......"

"Hahaha......" Zheng Bao'er immediately pounced, and pulled Nie Xiaofeng out in vain, "Give me back the sports car......"

"Are you telling the truth??" Gu Yunfeng glanced at her daughter, "We beat you to death, do you really have no regrets?" ”

"Of course......" Nie Xiaofeng nodded, "If you kill me, I will definitely have no regrets, but if you can't kill me." I say to you, I will resent you, I will hate you, I will curse you......"

"Hey......" Aunt Qin's grandmother was furious at the time, "You still dare to curse us??" ”

"This little rabbit cub is against the sky......" Gu Yunfeng was also angry. This unfortunate daughter is so uneducated, and she doesn't know how her grandparents take care of their children.

"I just curse you......" Nie Xiaofeng pouted, "Curse your cave room with candle nights and harmony, the groom and the official are the chief eunuchs......

"It's too vicious...... Zheng Bao'er got into the sports car, didn't get down, and heard the words of the good sisters. Immediately, I couldn't help but speak, "This is simply the most vicious curse in the world......"

"I don't care...... Aunt Qin raised her eyebrows, then glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "What about you??" ”

"I don't care anymore......" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips, "I have sons and daughters, what am I afraid of??" ”

"That's no problem......" Aunt Qin nodded. Let's cut her well, I'll twist my left ear, you twist my right ear......"

"Huh??" Nie Xiaofeng immediately screamed miserably, covering his ears with both hands. "Don't, don't, if you twist your ears and deform them, they won't look good......"

"You don't look very good-looking in the first place...... Aunt Qin smiled coldly, "Look at what you look like, it's exactly the same as your father......"

"That's ......" Gu Yunfeng pouted, "I, Gu Yunfeng, am also the number one beauty in the world, and I actually gave birth to such an ugly daughter as you, you are my stain, do you know?" ”

"You are the number one beauty in the world, so what am I??" The girl was not happy, glared at Gu Yunfeng, and said.

"You are the number one beauty in the universe......" Gu Yunfeng whispered.

"Oh......" the girl suddenly said, "It makes sense, what you said makes a lot of sense......"

"Makes sense, right??" Gu Yunfeng smiled proudly, "Then let's repair her well??" Such an ugly girl, disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery......"

"You hate ......" Nie Xiaofeng's little face turned red, and as soon as he stomped his feet, he threw himself towards his mother.

"How dare you do it with your mother??" Gu Yunfeng's eyebrows rose at that time, grabbed the unlucky daughter, then pressed it on the car, and began to spank, "It's really the opposite......"

"Alas, alas, don't do it, we have to convince ......people with virtue," the girl smiled coldly, "I researched a magical elixir a few days ago, called a sex reassignment pill, give it to her, anyway, she doesn't look like a woman, let her be a man in the future......"

"I don't want it, I don't want ......," Nie Xiaofeng immediately screamed and struggled.

"Don't do it...... the girl smiled coldly, pinched a pill, and slowly approached Nie Xiaofeng, "Hold her, I'll feed her ......"

"Okay......" Gu Yunfeng pressed her daughter tightly, pinched her chin, and made her little mouth open.

"Hahaha......" The girl smiled evilly, and then threw it lightly, and the pill crossed an arc and flew towards Nie Xiaofeng's small mouth.

"I don't want to ......" Nie Xiaofeng's head twisted vigorously, and the pill hit the corner of her forehead, and it was knocked away in the blink of an eye.

Rumble......

A roar sounded, and Wang Tianshen finally rushed over in a sports car, but when he got out of the car, he didn't beg Nie Xiaofeng for mercy, but covered his throat and retched on the side of the road.

"Wow......" Zheng Bao'er was stunned, "The pill with the fragrance of Xiaofeng's body was actually eaten by this surnamed Wang, this guy is really lucky......"

"What the hell is it...... Wang Tianshen breathed heavily, his face flushed, "How can I ...... How do I feel that something is wrong......"

"The surname Wang, I forgive you, I won't castrate you, you drove a space battleship over the earth. I'll cover it for you too......" Nie Xiaofeng was terrified when he saw the slowly condensed yin qi on Wang Tianshen's body, and at the same time, he also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, this sex change pill. Sure enough, she can be sexually transformed, and Big Mom is so perverted that she has developed such a pill.

"Thank you, auntie......" When Wang Tianshen heard that Nie Xiaofeng had forgiven him, he was excited, and he couldn't care about his physical discomfort, so he hurriedly thanked Nie Xiaofeng.

"You're welcome...... Nie Xiaofeng smirked, "It's okay, you can go......"

"Grandma, I feel that something is wrong with my body, can you tell me the effect of that pill??" How dare Wang Tianshen just leave?? The effect of that pill is not clear. He couldn't sleep.

"It's not a big deal...... Nie Xiaofeng smiled proudly, "It's to change people's gender, men to women, women to men......"

"Ah......" Wang Tianshen immediately screamed when he heard Nie Xiaofeng's words. Then he rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Big Mother......" Nie Xiaofeng looked at Aunt Qin's grandmother with a flattering face, "Look, you have punished me, just spare me......"

"How am I going to punish you??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Have you become a handsome guy ugly?" ”

"People are not ugly girls...... Nie Xiaofeng's small mouth pursed, and there were big eyes. Tears of grievance.

"You still dare to say you're not ugly??" Zheng Bao'er began to fall into the ground, "Do you know why I am a good sister with you?" It's because you're ugly enough, as long as you're a beauty, you have to be sisters with ugly girls, which is good for both parties, not to mention that beauties can look more beautiful. At least an ugly girl can be ugly......"

"You get out of ...... for me" Nie Xiaofeng glared at Zheng Bao'er, "You betrayed me, are you justified??" ”

"I'm betraying you for your own good, and you don't want to think about it, who are you?? Such a noble status of yours. Playing with a lot of squishy kids, isn't this scientific, you know? ? If it spreads, it will make your brother stressed......" Zheng Bao'er said eloquently.

"Anyway......" Nie Xiaofeng gritted his silver teeth angrily, "Being a sister with you is the greatest sorrow in my life......"

"Don't talk about these messy ......," Aunt Qin's grandmother pressed the little girl on the car door, "Tell me, why are you so big that you don't look for a partner??" Do you have a physical problem, or a psychological problem? ”

"Big mother......" Nie Xiaofeng rolled her eyes, "I really don't blame me for this, if you want to blame my father......"

"If you don't get married, you don't find a partner, what does it have to do with your dad??" The girl rolled her eyes.

"I'll tell you......" Gu Yunfeng twisted on his daughter's face, "There is no one else in this world who can beat your father violently except your eldest mother......"

"I'm a girl...... the girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Can you speak more reliably?" ”

"It's not this ......" Nie Xiaofeng pouted, "Actually, nine hundred and eighty years ago, I liked someone, but on the day my father came back, he scolded my brother severely, what did he say I didn't get married, you dare to get married, isn't this **naked slap in the face??" As soon as I thought about it, I really forgot about that person......"

"Hey......" Gu Yunfeng was immediately angry, "How can this be true, how did he become a father??" I even told my child about this......"

"You believe ......," the girl rolled her eyes, "I said, can you stop being so naïve??" This little girl's film has been passed on to me, and there is no truth in her mouth......"

"Is this a compliment or a disservice?" Zheng Baoer was lying on the car door, already stunned, who can proudly tell others that none of what I said is the truth? ?

"I dare to promise, what I said is the truth......" Nie Xiaofeng hurriedly and solemnly promised, "I dare to swear to God, if what I say is false, I will not eat for three days......"

"Three days without eating??" The girl glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "I think it's probably true......"

"I ......" Gu Yunfeng blinked his eyes, "Is it true??" She's a half-step Daluo, let alone not eating for three days, even if she doesn't eat for three hundred years, she won't starve to death......"

"But you have to see what kind of meal it is......" The girl winked at Gu Yunfeng, "There are some things, if you miss them, you will never have ......"

"Goo......" Nie Xiaofeng swallowed his saliva, "Water is the source of life, I think, it's better to drink water instead, as long as I say a lie, let me not drink water for three days......"

"I think, we should really beat her......" The girl was happy, this little girl, not only has no truth in her mouth, but also treacherous and cunning, greedy and occupied, she is simply a woman among women.

"On what grounds??" Gu Yunfeng hurriedly asked.

"She wants to usurp the throne, shouldn't she be beaten??" The girl smiled coldly and said.

"Usurpation??" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "Whose position is usurped??" ”

"Big mom will talk nonsense, whose position is it usurped?? My dad's or my brother's?? Nie Xiaofeng was not happy, pouted, and said angrily.

"You usurped my ......throne," the girl's eyes widened, "don't you think you're a woman of women now??" This seat used to be mine, and you are provoking me, do you know?? ”

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