Chapter 4: Why don't you play according to the routine!
Sounds like a good look, but with all due respect—
One of my favorite things about Fahey's life is to say to those who think they are, "NO!"
At the other end of the chat group, a certain little monk with clear eyebrows had a strange face.
If it were other members of the group, maybe Wang Ziwen's words would fool him, and he would have left an unfathomable impression at the worst.
But who let him meet this Fahai Zen Master, who is also a traverser!
In other words, everyone has read the script, and you are not the only one.
However, thanks to the blessing of the group leader, he can also see that the other party does not have the ability to decide the life and death of the group members, otherwise it is not much more convenient to directly pick a thorn to kill the chicken and make an example of the monkey?
What's more important is that the other party wants to sell his favor so much, obviously his cultivation may not be as good as his own, and he may still have the kind of people who ask for it.
Thinking of this, since the relationship between supply and demand has been determined, Fahai's heart suddenly settled down.
Intending to tease the group leader, the little monk deliberately made a surprised look.
Fahai: "Hiss~ What does the donor mean, can you foresee the fate of the poor monk?" [The monk was shocked.jpg"
Seeing the hook in the sea of law, the group leader Wang Ziwen couldn't help but be overjoyed, especially after seeing the numbers under the other party's avatar frame.
Fourth-order boss, even Nezha, who is in a sealed state, is not as good as this Fahai Zen master, if he is lucky, he will not be able to make a good profit from him.
Coughing lightly and making up his mind, Wang Ziwen continued to quickly input with his mind to-
Wang Ziwen, the leader of the group: "I only know the corner of the master's fate by chance, if the master doesn't dislike me, I will talk to the master." ”
Wang Ziwen, the leader of the group: "The master was a snake catcher a thousand years ago, and one day he caught a white snake that opened his mind, and coincidentally the white snake was rescued by the shepherd boy and escaped. Hundreds of years later, the snake demon after cultivating stole the six elixirs given to the master by the Buddha at that time, causing the master to have no hope of attaining the fruit position, which is the cause and effect between the master and the white snake. ”
The prince of the group master: "In this life, the white snake wants to repay the shepherd boy for saving his life, so he turned into a mortal woman and married and had children, but he was met by the master, and the heavenly rules constrained the demon not to fall in love, and the master also had the intention of turning this snake demon, and then it was ......"
Fahai: "Then wait for the poor monk to lock the white snake under the Leifeng Tower, and by the way, shave Xu Xian as a monk, and after more than ten years, the green snake who escaped has been cultivated to seek revenge from the poor monk, and at the same time, the son of the white snake, that is, Xu Shilin, the reincarnation of Wenqu Xing, also came to the door." In the end, the poor monk was defeated and had to hide in the crab's body, right?"
"That's right...... Hmmm???"
Just as he was about to make peace, Wang Ziwen suddenly felt as if something was wrong.
Wait, why are you so skilled?
Phew, no, that's how do you know that!
Pulling his thoughts back on track and thinking of a possibility, Wang Ziwen suddenly breathed shortly, and couldn't wait to type a message on the interface.
Wang Ziwen, the leader of the group: "The odd change does not change?" @法海"
This is finally realizing that I have a problem!
Seeing the common code of a certain traverser, the corners of Fahai's mouth were slightly upturned, like a little fox stealing chickens.
Fahai: "I'm sorry, but the poor monk doesn't understand what the donor is talking about. ”
Group leader Wang Ziwen: "......"
The man in front of the computer almost didn't hold his breath, why don't you play cards according to the routine, shouldn't it be a touching drama of old acquaintances in a foreign country at this time?
Wang Ziwen felt very aggrieved, the first time he finally met a traverser like himself, and the first time he found that he still had the thick legs of the big guy in the group to hug, obviously it should be double the happiness, but why did you suddenly put it on, brother? !
If it weren't for the fact that the chat group didn't have the function of mandatory punishment, he would have to use the authority of the group leader to give this old brother a set of electrotherapy packages.
Fortunately, he seemed to realize that the purpose of his joke had been achieved, and he had no intention of continuing to tease Wang Ziwen, and Fahai typed a line of subtitles on the public screen as he wished in the small eyes of the other party.
Fahai: "Symbols look at quadrants. [Monk well-behaved.jpg"
Sure enough, this old brother is also a traverser, and the point is that he seems to be mixing very well!
Wang Ziwen suddenly felt that the future was full of brightness all of a sudden.
The fourth order is placed in the first half of the Heaven Covering World, and it can also be called a great monk in the Dragon Transformation Realm.
As long as you are cautious, after the previous level of the crocodile ancestor, wouldn't you just wave yourself in the early stage?
Seeing that the group leader and Fahai looked familiar, the rest of the group also shouted lively.
Yue Buqun: "It turned out to be a fourth-order great monk, and he has admired him for a long time. @法海"
Dongfang is undefeated: "What do you look up to for a long time, you seem to be very familiar with others?" This little elder is born well and handsome, but unfortunately he lacks some masculinity, and he is slightly inferior to Brother Lian of the slave family. ”
Nezha: "Hey, when I break the seal, I must be stronger than him." In addition, does the group owner have any other villains to draw, the master is impatient to wait. @群主王子文"
Ning Caichen: "Is there still a lack of pendants on the big guy's legs, the kind that will be coquettish and will warm the bed? Xiaosheng This world is full of demons, and a hundred ghosts travel at night, and I don't even dare to go out of the house at night now." ”
Yue Buqun: "You are a person in the Demon Dao, what do you know? Although I can't go there, my heart yearns for it." ”
Dongfang is undefeated: "Hehe, is it the slave's flying needle that is not good? Three days later, Huashan sent it to us to wait." @岳不群"
Yue Buqun: "You...... You insult Sven, the gentleman doesn't do anything!"
Dongfang is undefeated: "I'm sorry, I'm not a gentleman, I'm a little girl." ”
Nezha: "I'm not a gentleman, I'm a child." Come on, Sister Dongfang, teach this old man a good lesson, don't forget to start the live broadcast when the time comes!"
......
For a while, the cute people sold cute, the people who watched the play, the date of the fight, and the group was not lively.
Seeing that the topic was getting farther and farther, Fahai thought about it, clicked on the function of sending red envelopes in groups, and touched some things casually and sent them out.
The next moment, the group was suddenly dumbfounded.
In an instant, the five red envelopes were already snatched up.
The fastest hand speed is Nezha, and the red envelope was almost received before it popped up.
Almost in the blink of an eye, a thin hand-copied scripture suddenly appeared in his hand, along with a note from the chat group:
【Buddha's hand-copied Prajna Heart Sutra】
[Note: The Prajna Heart Sutra copied by the Buddha's son Fahai contains his understanding of the righteousness of the Buddhist scriptures, and diligent recitation can eliminate anger and weaken the demons in the heart. 】
Rolling his eyes, he sent a screenshot of what he was holding to the chat group.
Nezha: "What kind of is this, I still have the heart to read the scriptures of those bald donkeys?"
I thought it was a villain book, but I didn't expect it to be a volume of scriptures, and the disappointed Nezha casually left the scriptures behind.
Yue Buqun: "Nezha God's words are wrong, and now the reason why Ling Zun wants to restrict you from leaving the house for half a step is because Nezha God is so angry that you are afraid that a little carelessness will cause some trouble." If the great god can use this scripture to wipe away the anger in his heart, it will not be impossible to take off the golden hoop on his neck in the future. ”
Nezha: "That's what you said, if I can't pronounce it, don't blame me for seeing you fight once." ”
He still didn't give up, but the little doll's flickering eyes obviously showed that he was also eager to wear off the anger in his heart, eager to be recognized by his parents and even all the people in Chen Tangguan.
Unconsciously, Nezha set his eyes on the Buddhist scripture that was lying on the ground and eating ashes quietly.
Yue Buqun: "......"
So I can be blamed for this?
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