While drinking, Dad and Aunt Ren entered the "Who dares to be worse than me" link similar to "The Voice of China".

Whether it is China or the United States, in this kind of talent show, there is always an important foreshadowing before this kind of singing, such as "my family was poor when I was a child", "grandpa died of illness on the eve of the competition" is now out of reach, if you want to move the audience and get a ranking, you must at least die two or three parents, suffering from seven or eight incurable diseases, and then take a wheelchair out of the country when you perform, and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood by the way, the absolute effect is outstanding, so that the audience tears like diabetes.

So, my father tearfully told his beautiful and painful first love, Aunt Ren quit as a contestant, and immediately shook out her misfortune, in short, she was not deeply involved in the world, and was fooled by Xiaoqin's father's sweet words, and the result was not human, and the divorce ended.

"Men don't have a good thing!" This is the conclusion reached by the drunken Aunt Ren.

Compared with Aunt Ren, Dad consumed more alcohol and was more drunk, according to the usual pattern, once he was drunk, he would call Ai Shuqiao's name, and then drink while crying, and the wine turned into tears.

It's the same today, he went to the Daning River to meditate for three hours, trying to say goodbye to the past, the "ritual" actually had no effect, and the toxins left by Ai Shuqiao in his body were really powerful.

Dad's pitiful appearance, Aunt Ren was angry when she saw it.

Originally, Aunt Ren talked about her ups and downs, hoping that her father would comfort her a few words, but as a result, her father's miserable virtue, if she was placed on the stage of the draft, regardless of whether she could sing, the audience's sympathy would definitely have arrived.

"What are you crying about! Manly husband, you have to be able to afford to put it down, she doesn't want you anymore, what's the use of you crying here! ”

"But...... But ...... "Dad still can't untie this knot."

"Wow! You proposed to me just now, but you still can't forget your ex-wife? Aunt Ren slapped the coffee table, "You have other women in your heart, who would be stupid to marry you?" ”

The father, who was pointed out by Aunt Ren and suddenly woke up, did not speak with trembling lips, and while scolding himself in his heart for being useless, he felt sorry for Aunt Ren, so he snatched the beer on the table, poured cans after cans into his mouth, and vowed to drink as much beer as possible.

Then he fell drunk and could not get up.

Aunt Ren understood that her father was worried about her body, so she rushed to drink, so there would not be much beer left.

So, Aunt Ren slowly drank the remaining cans of beer in front of her father, who was lying on the carpet like a dead bear.

"Can't forget the ex", which is obviously an attribute that will lose points in the relationship between men and women, because of my father's sincerity, has made this attribute extremely "even after 14 years, I can't forget my ex", but it has become an attribute that will add points in Aunt Ren's mind.

Aunt Ren's ex-husband, Xiaoqin's father Huo Zhenbang, was finally caught and raped in bed by Aunt Ren because he did not change his romantic nature after marriage and made a mess of flowers, which led to divorce.

Therefore, in Aunt Ren's mind, the attribute of "loyalty to Aiqing" is an existence that surpasses everything else.

Despite this, Aunt Ren didn't have the brains to agree to her father's marriage proposal, and her father was already drunk like a dead pig.

When I called my father, Aunt Ren picked it up.

Aunt Ren, who was also dizzy from drinking, also stayed in the hotel for the night that day.

But this time nothing really happened.

Aunt Ren was so drunk that she slept on the bed, and Dad slept on the carpet all night, not because the bed was not enough, but because he couldn't get up.

Aunt Ren, who didn't go home that night, made Xiaoqin feel a little unusual, although it was not the first time that her mother didn't come home all night, but before, she always had to make a phone call and send a text message to explain where she was and what she was doing, but there was no news that night.

"Ye Lin, do you want to come to my house?" Xiaoqin, who is home alone, sent me a text message.

"Mom doesn't seem to be coming back tonight, I'm so scared at home alone, classmate Ye Lin will give me courage! Two people can hug each other and sleep ......"

"It's so hot, who wants to sleep with you!"

I replied.

Fortunately, I didn't agree to Xiaoqin's request! If I go to Xiaoqin's place, wouldn't it be that night the parents of the two of them slept together, and the children of the parents slept together again!

The talent show that Su Qiao was watching while sitting in the living room happened to have an advertisement for women Yanjie.

I listened to it in my ears and couldn't help but be frightened.

The final with Class 2 next Wednesday is the moment that will decide my fate, whether I can successfully go to the class leader's house to eat, or cry and drink the women's Yanjie, it just depends on my performance on the field!

I was not sure, so I went out in the dark of night, planning to run and do some physical exercises.

Unconsciously ran to the vicinity of Qingzi School Park,Xiong Yaoyue used to "help others and brush up people's character value" in the big square。

Every summer, there is a night market here, although it is not to the extent that it is brightly lit and bright as day, but it is also starry, and you can look at the stalls on both sides like a galaxy composed of incandescent lights.

Suddenly, a bright color appeared in front of me.

It's a miniskirt.

Red printed miniskirt.

Although it is very short, it does not give people a coquettish feeling, but wears a very sunny and energetic color.

The thighs under the miniskirt are wheat-colored.

On the knee of one of the legs, there is also a band-aid.

Therefore, the correct answer is that it is Xiong Yaoyue who wears a miniskirt to visit the night market! Although she occasionally wears a school uniform skirt at school, she has never worn such a shameful miniskirt! weishenme: She's going to wear a miniskirt today!

Could it be that there is a date? Since the school grass Shen Shaoyi likes her, other boys can like her too! If Xiong Yaoyue wears a miniskirt to go on a date, it means that at least she doesn't hate each other!

Bastard, who the hell is the other party! It's so amazing to have a boyfriend and not tell your girlfriend!

Oh no, I accidentally put myself in girlfriend mode, I'm obviously a man.

I kept a distance from Xiong Yaoyue, and I was nervous when I was secretly observing.

In fact, compared with the shorts that Xiong Yaoyue usually wears, the miniskirt is not necessarily shorter.

But there is a fundamental difference between skirts and shorts.

The wind can lift the skirt and let the girl go naked, but there is nothing that can be done about the shorts.

I, who was far behind Xiong Yaoyue, was I looking forward to a gust of wind so that I could see Xiong Yaoyue's spring color?

Absolutely not! I shouldn't be that! I'm just curious about how Xiong Yaoyue is dressed so feminine today!

In addition, weishenme didn't even have a little breeze tonight! The day before yesterday, the wind was strong and cold, and my legs were cramped!

Xiong Yaoyue stopped at a stall selling clothes, negotiated the price with the stall owner for a while, then picked up a pair of shorts, walked into the middle of the simple tent supported by iron shelves, and looked around vigilantly.

I tried to find a place to hide, but it was too late.

"Ye Lin? Why are you here too? Come and do me a favor! ”

Xiong Yaoyue waved me eagerly.

I had to pretend to meet her by chance and walked slowly over - and I realized that this clothing stall specializes in all kinds of men's and women's shorts.

"Let's buy clothes." I asked casually, but my eyes involuntarily kept staring at the end of Xiong Yaoyue's miniskirt.

"yes, buy shorts, my favorite one is grinded out of the hole by me, and if I barely wear it, the panties and butt will be exposed through the hole."

Although wearing a very seductive miniskirt, Xiong Yaoyue still spoke informally.

"Ye Lin, you came just in time, help me block the point." Xiong Yaoyue raised one leg as she spoke, wanting to try on the store's shorts.

"Huh? Don't wear it in the square! Don't have a locker room? "I hurriedly stopped, Xiong Yaoyue was already very easy to walk naked in a miniskirt, and when she raised her legs, I seemed to see the seductive arc of her buttocks, as well as the wonderful dividing line between the tanned wheat color and the original snow-white complexion!

Xiong Yaoyue pursed her lips, "Come to the night market for a bargain, where did you get the dressing room?" I wear a skirt just to try on shorts conveniently, just put it on, if it's shorts, wouldn't it be to wear it and take it off, take it off and wear it again, and the panties and ass will be seen by the people in the square? ”

Is that so? It's not a date! Weishenme will have a slightly more reassuring feeling?

Next, I took responsibility and used my broad body to block Xiong Yaoyue's outside and turned my back to her, so as not to arouse my thoughts.

Xiong Yaoyue quickly put shorts on the inside of the miniskirt, she patted my back and asked me to turn around, I'm afraid that in her eyes, even if my best friend stares at her with her eyes to try on clothes, she won't care, right?

"It fits quite well in it," Xiong Yaoyue did a few preparatory activities similar to swimming into the water, and then suddenly lifted her skirt at me and asked, "Do you think it looks good?" ”

Ahh Even though you put a pair of shorts under your skirt, this action is still 300% misleading! A child passing by was immediately blindfolded by his mother! An old man has turned his gaze clearly! They thought you were asking me if my panties looked good!

Xiong Yaoyue picked out a denim shorts, which fit her athletic girly style very well, but I still felt that she pulled up the mini skirt and asked me to judge the content under her skirt, and there was an indescribable ambiguous feeling.

"Let's try this one again!" When they saw me coming, the stall owner who bought the shorts was much more enthusiastic for some reason, but it wasn't because of my appearance anyway.

This time, the stall owner brought a pair of shorts printed with the American flag, and Xiong Yaoyue happily tried them on again, of course, I was still responsible for covering the task.

"Huh? This one is a bit tight, huh? Xiong Yaoyue said while trying, "Is my ass really big?" ”

"Nothing like that, just haode." Unconsciously, I repeated what Shen Shaoyi had said to Xiong Yaoyue.

"Hey, you're pretty good at comforting!" Xiong Yaoyue smiled and said, "Boss, just give me the one just now." ”

Xiong Yaoyue, who paid the boss and waited for the boss to put the shorts into the bag, may not be used to wearing a miniskirt and felt a little itchy waist, so she reached out and scratched it without being ladylike at all.

Standing behind her, I noticed that she was not careful enough when putting on and taking off her shorts, and the miniskirt behind her was tucked under the T-shirt, making her look like a stupid fish with no regard for her tail, and the back was all gone!