The rules of fortune tellers are "don't leak the chances, don't break the calamity, don't fight ghosts and gods, and don't provoke wicked people", and the vast majority of fortune tellers don't have the ability to do things with people.

Half-life is different, fortune-telling is one thing, after calculating it, whether you are willing to stretch out your hand depends on the mood. Because, half-life people have this ability.

My grandfather taught me for twelve years and kicked me out. According to the rules of the half-life path, after 12 years of learning art, no matter whether you learn the real skills or not, you have to be a teacher, and whether you can survive or not depends on your personal cultivation.

When my grandfather kicked me out of the house, he said to me, "Don't tell you not to come back!" When I'm going to be grounded, you can come back and pick up the ghost money for me! ”

I didn't take my grandfather's words seriously, so I simply went to the city and set up a hexagram stall.

A city may lack some kind of amenity, or even landmark, but there is no shortage of fortune tellers, and the more economically developed the city, the more so. This stems not only from the metaphysics that has been passed down in China for thousands of years, but also from people's desire for an unknown fate.

Soon after I entered the city, I found that the fortune teller was actually looking at faces. I don't have the appearance of fairy wind bones, and I don't have the age of goosebumps, so when the customer looks at me, he turns around and leaves. Who can make a young man of twenty years old a master?

I went to the fortune-telling street to set up a hexagram stall for half a month, and I haven't seen any business.

That day, I was sitting on the side of the street with my eyes closed, wondering if I should find something else to do, when I heard someone walking towards me and counting lightly: "Ninety-seven, ninety-eight...... Hundred. This is it! ”

When I opened my eyes, there were two young girls standing in front of the hexagram stall. The two girls were very beautiful, but they were obviously very disappointed when they looked at me.

The girl with a ponytail standing on the left couldn't help but say, "Wang Shiyu, do you think this person is reliable?" How do I think, he doesn't look like a gentleman. ”

The girl named Wang Shiyu bit her lip: "Did we say okay, walk a hundred steps forward from the street and stop in front of whom's stall will look for whom?" If we hesitate any longer......"

Ponytail stomped his feet and said, "That has to be a reliable one!" You see, he's about the same age as us, what can he do? ”

I can see that these two girls want to tell fortunes, but they have never been to the fortune-telling street, and I don't know who is a person with real skills, so I simply thought of such a way.

I didn't stretch out my hand to say hello like the others, and looked at the two girls with interest, just to see if they could come over and talk to me.

Unexpectedly, I didn't speak, but let others take advantage of the loophole. When the girl named Wang Shiyu was about to walk towards me, Chen Liu, who was in the stall next to me, stood up suddenly: "The two girls are going to tell fortunes, right?" He's just helping people look at the stalls. We're kind of fateful, how about I help you see? ”

Chen Liu's five big and three thick people are also considered a tyrant in the fortune-telling street. After I came, I didn't talk to anyone here, Chen Liu had been holding back his strength for a long time and wanted to trouble me, and now he openly stood up and robbed me of my business, just to give me a bad fight.

I don't squeak, he'll definitely steal the business; With a squeak, he can do it with me, and the business will be the same as yellow cabbage.

I looked up at the three people: "That girl, you are an evil person, right?" If the one surnamed Chen has the ability, you can pick it up. If you don't have that ability, you come to me again, and I won't be so easy to talk to. ”

The ponytail suddenly became anxious: "How can you talk?" What's wrong with us not looking for you? ”

"Whatever!" I said lightly, "Someone doesn't want to die, someone wants to die with their life, can I still stop it?" Okay, don't get in the way if you don't do business, you go to Chen Liu! ”

Chen Liu's face sank: "The surname is Wu, what do you mean?" ”

I stretched out a finger and pointed to the sky, only to look at Chen Liu coldly: "Get out!" ”

This gesture of mine is a code word between Mr. Northeast, which means: stand up to the sky and the earth, and I am the only one. As long as Mr. Northeast shows this gesture, it means that no matter what you want, I will single-handedly deal with you to the end.

Chen Liu looked at me and was stunned for a long time. In that case, he must have read Mr. Tohoku's code words, but he couldn't figure out what I meant.

After a long while, he said, "Anyone can blow the cowhide, don't let the wind flash your tongue." ”

"Huh." I sneered and closed my eyes, leaning against the wall and continuing to bask in the sun.

The ponytail seemed to be deliberately demonstrating, and he deliberately said in a voice I could hear: "The price is not a problem, I can pay you a deposit of 10,000 yuan first......"

When I heard this, I couldn't help but have a sneer on the corner of my mouth.

Those two girls were stained with yin energy, either provoking resentful ghosts, or touching something that shouldn't be touched. Chen Liu's little skills were all taken from books, and at most he could only be regarded as half a fortune teller, if he could ask God to send ghosts, it would be really weird.

However, the rule of the half-life path is "those who do not believe in sorcerers will not be saved when they die". When he goes to explain to people how he has the ability to beg others to take care of his business, half-life people can't do it, and they don't bother to do it. Moreover, those two girls are willing to trust others, so why should I do anything more?

Chen Liu played around with me for more than half an hour before swaggering away.

Not long after I set up the hexagram stall the next day, I saw Chen Liu's face pale and the two girls running down the street in a hurry, and it didn't take long for him to pull a gentleman who opened a feng shui house away.

Before leaving, Chen Liu deliberately glanced at my stall, as if he was going to come over and say something, but when he saw me sneering, he gritted his teeth and took someone away.

After another day, I continued to go out as usual, and Chen Liu appeared on the street again. This time, his face was frighteningly white, both eye sockets were sunken in his sockets, and both feet trembled when he walked.

This time, he didn't even have the heart to look at me, and ran all the way into the largest feng shui house with two girls who were also pale faces.

The owner of that feng shui house is well-known in Sanxi City, and it is also the leading time-honored brand in the fortune-telling street. Don't look at the usual fortune tellers who are sour and reluctant to contact them, but if there is really something uneven, I really have to prepare gifts to visit them.

Chen Liu is really in a hurry, otherwise he wouldn't have broken into that feng shui house.

After a while, Chen Liu, who was crying and shouting, was thrown out. Chen Liuyi, who came out of Feng Shui, sat on the ground with his buttocks, as if he was stupid, his eyes looked straight at the avenue, and it took a long time to give himself two mouths.

The ponytail standing outside the feng shui residence saw Chen Liu out of control, and cried out in fright, Chen Liu didn't know if he was infected by her, so he even covered his face and cried.

An old man in the fortune-telling street probably saw him pitiful, walked up to Chen Liu, patted him on the shoulder, and pointed at me and said a few words. Chen Liu's eyes lit up, and he strode to the front of my hexagram stall, and knelt on the ground with a "poof" and kowtowed to me three times: "Brother Wu, I, Chen Liu, have eyes but no beads, and I don't know the true God, you don't remember the villain, for the sake of me, I have the old and the young......"

The old man who showed Chen Liu the way also followed: "Little brother, the old man is selling an old face here." Your gesture that day, others don't know, my old man still has a little eyesight. You're Mr. Big, right? The sixth son is actually quite righteous, that is...... Alas, if the little brother can reach out, he will put on the handle, right? ”

It was Monday, and there was basically no business in the fortune-telling street, and when those people saw Chen Liu kneeling, they all gathered around, begging me to open my face and reach out to save Chen Liu.

I raised my eyes and looked at the sky: "I said, you are looking for death, I will not stop you, and if you want to come and beg me, I will not be so easy to speak." ”

Chen Liu gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Wu, you can breathe this tone as much as you want, you say, I will do it." ”

I looked up at the sky: "You just kneel here for me, get up again at one o'clock in the afternoon, dare to move in the middle, and go wherever you like!" ”

I didn't wait for Chen Liu to speak, just looked at the two girls behind him: "As for the two of you, I don't need you to kneel, just stand here, and it's the same to one point." ”

"You ......" the tears in the ponytail were angry, "Shi can be killed, but not humiliated......"

I forcibly interrupted the other party: "The premise of not insulting is that you must be a soldier." Stand or not, whatever you want. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I got up and walked into the snack bar across the street, ordered two dishes and waited for the time to pass.

I couldn't see Chen Liu's face, but the faces of the two girls gradually became bloody, and after a while, the little faces of the two people were red as if they were about to drip blood, and beads of sweat appeared on their foreheads. The ponytail finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Wang Shiyu, let's go, I won't beg that bastard to die!" ”

The old man who had led Chen Liu over at the beginning said, "Don't move, the little brother is for your good." You have been exposed to yin energy, the noon sun, the yang energy is the heaviest, and he let you bask in the sun in order to expel yin energy for you. ”

The old man looked at Chen Liu: "Liuzi's feet were scratched by ghosts, right?" He asked Liuzi to kneel, that was to hold the qi and blood on his legs and feet, otherwise, Liuzi's two feet would definitely fall into the root of the disease. ”

Ponytail exclaimed, "Even then, he can say it directly!" Also, why do we have to kneel and stand in public? ”

The old man shook his head and said: "This place is unusual, everyone has so many things to watch for the house, plus the popularity gathered on the street and the feng shui of the fortune-telling street, the three are combined, and the yin qi on your body can be forced out in one hour." If you change somewhere else, let alone an hour, you can't do it for a day. The yin qi can't be forced out, and if you enter the night, you will be even more dangerous. Listen to him, he's capable! ”

The ponytail was silent, and the fortune tellers on the street looked at me with more or less awe in their eyes.

The old man's words were right, but they leaked my bottom line.