1-12 A hormonal celebration
In the old-fashioned Honda Accord, Bei Xiaoshuai proudly whistled the steering wheel, and Liu Ziguang sat in the co-pilot's seat with a look of appreciation: "You kid, where did you learn this hand?" ”
"I have a little brother named Ma Chao under my hand, who works as a small worker in a car repair shop, and he is very clear about this set." Bei Xiaoshuai took out the red plum from his pocket and handed one to Liu Ziguang.
Liu Ziguang took the cigarette and asked, "Is that the kid in Mobil oil overalls?" I can't see that there are two hits. ”
Bei Xiaoshuai fiddled with the electronic cigarette lighter and replied: "It's also a fool, and he also helps people scrub and wash cars in the factory, but this kid's car plays well, and he is the first every time he races in the game hall." ”
After pressing it for a long time, the electronic cigarette lighter was actually broken, and the angry Bei Xiaoshuai smashed a punch on the dashboard: "! Little Japanese cars just don't work! ”
As if protesting against him, the Accord suddenly shook twice and turned off the flame.
"Damn, this broken car is not as good as the Jetta, I knew that the Jetta came out." Bei Xiaoshuai complained, got out of the car and opened the engine compartment cover, and pretended to look at it for a long time, but he didn't see the doorway.
"Brother, I'm afraid I have to go to repair, you can take Ma Liu first, this side is not far from the car repair factory, just push a few of us to go." Bei Xiaoshuai, who really had no choice, had no choice but to surrender.
Liu Ziguang said: "Okay, you go to repair the car, and you will be authentic at night, and you will not be gone." ”
The soldiers were divided into two roads, Bei Xiaoshuai and other five people pushed the cart to the repair shop where Ma Chao was, and Liu Ziguang got on Ma Liu and went back first.
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On the streets, the onlookers have been persuaded to leave by the 110 patrol police. The leader of the brigade also arrived, and the owner of the Cayenne was talking on the side, and the middle-aged shrew regained her spirit, scolding endlessly, shouting to pick up Li Shangting's police uniform, and the two boys with crooked mouths and slanted eyes sucked in pain, and took out their mobile phones and kept calling, which meant to make a big deal out of the matter.
Li Shangting was very aggrieved and complained to the squadron leader: "This car is obviously a fake military vehicle, why is it still so rampant." ”
The squadron leader is in his thirties, and he understands the world better than a little policeman like Li Shangting, he patted Li Shangting on the shoulder and said seriously: "Xiao Li, fake military vehicles are fake military vehicles, Cayenne is Cayenne after all, more than one million cars, can you detain it?" ”
"Of course I can buckle it, because I have the national emblem on my head!" Li Shangting suddenly lost his temper and contradicted the squadron leader.
The squadron leader was stunned for a moment, as if he saw the shadow of his youth from Xiao Li, and he smiled helplessly: "Okay, okay, let's see how the Wang Brigade handles, now people say that you instigated the social personnel to beat them, and they want to sue you." ”
"But I don't know any of them, I'm dealing with their decks." When Li Shangting heard this, his eyes turned red.
"How can someone you fight if you don't know someone? I don't know how you let them go? Li Shangting, who was the squadron leader in a word, was speechless.
"Alas, I don't know who you are, but sometimes society is like this, outsiders look at our police majesty, in fact, the wind comes and goes, and you have to be bullied by these BMW Mercedes-Benz, who can understand, Xiao Li, learn more from the masters in the future." The squadron leader sighed, took out a cigarette and handed it to Li Shangting.
Li Shangting lit a cigarette and took a puff, choking and coughing, at this time the problem had been solved on the captain's side, Cayenne walked away proudly, and when he passed by Li Shangting, the two boys inside were still pointing at him in the car window and scolding silently, to the effect that he would walk and see.
Li Shangting's resentful helmet was taken off, raised it high but put it down gently, the young face turned red, and the captain came over and coughed dryly.
The squadron leader and Li Shangting hurriedly dropped the cigarette and made a standing posture.
"It's settled, it's Mr. Zhang and his wife, and the license plate is done to the minister through the Ministry of Armed Forces, whether it's true or not, whether it's false or not, it's really fucking."
The squadron leader hurriedly asked, "Is Xiao Li okay?" ”
"It's okay, Lao Zhang, you can also bring him more, don't fix this scene in the future, trouble!" After saying that, the captain got into the police car and left.
The squadron leader breathed a sigh of relief and patted Li Shangting on the shoulder: "Transfer a shift for you, go home first to adjust your mood." ”
"Yes." Li Shangting agreed in a low voice.
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Zhicheng Garden, property security room, Liu Ziguang with his legs crossed on the table, waiting to get off work, with 120,000 cash in the drawer, I feel beautiful when I think about it.
120,000 is not much, it is not too little, but it is no problem to improve the living conditions of the family, have parents worked hard all their lives, until now there is no air conditioning at home, the refrigerator is still the old Xiangxuehai in the nineties, and the TV is also a twenty-one-inch Changhong, which was bought at a discount back then, and the old couple has no hobbies, that is, watching TV at night.
TV air conditioning can't cost a lot of money, the bulk of this money still has to be spent on development, and finding a way to make money is the king.
was planning a small day, the phone rang, grabbed the phone is Xiaobei's voice: "Brother, I'm Xiaobei, now it's a car repair shop, that broken Accord doesn't know where Zhang Biao got the rags, fucking it's an old product of ninety-seven years, five generations of Accord!" People said that this car has not been maintained for a long time, and the cylinder has been pulled and has to be overhauled. ”
"How much does an overhaul cost?"
"The price of 30,000 yuan may not be able to be repaired, the key is that it is not a good match."
"30,000 yuan is still a P, throw it there, and wait for Zhang Biao to redeem it."
Hanging up the phone, Liu Ziguang couldn't help but worry about Zhang Biao's economic situation, this goods looked like dogs, the three cars were either fake black cars or rags, it seemed to be an empty shelf, and he had to hurry up tomorrow, urging him to hurry up and give the rest of the money, and the mud truck also had to come over quickly.
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That night, all the heroes gathered again to authentically walk, walking into the greenhouse, Liu Ziguang felt that something was wrong, he used to laugh and laugh, especially the little guy who likes to joke with him has red circles in his eyes today, and the boss *** also frowned, lowered his head to chop meat, and seemed to be ruthless every time.
"Hairy boy, what's wrong, I have something to tell my brother." Liu Ziguang said.
"It's okay, what are you going to do?" The young man wiped a handful of tears and asked angrily, which seemed to be very difficult to say.
Liu Ziguang didn't force him, and said: "The old rule, if you have anything, go back and settle the bill together." ”
Mao Xiao answered, went back to light the charcoal stove, and Bei Xiaoshuai led dozens of people over there to also arrive.
"Brother, let me officially introduce you, this is Ma Chao, my brothers, just say hello if you have something, you don't have to go to the 4S shop for your Ma Liu to change the oil filter or something, where is the pure fucking Hades Palace, slaughtering people and not bargaining, these little things Ma Chao will do."
Liu Ziguang looked down at Ma Chao, the young man was not tall, he had a solid figure, his hair was messy, his body was full of oil, and his two hands were even more black stains and sludge, which could not be washed cleanly, but a pair of eyes were shining.
"Okay, the young man is good, and he will mess with my brother in the future." Liu Ziguang stretched out his right hand, Ma Chao was stunned for a while, a little flattered, and quickly wiped his hand vigorously on the slightly clean place on his pants before shaking hands with Liu Ziguang.
Liu Ziguang didn't care about holding Ma Chao's black hand and shook it a few times, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Sit casually, don't be polite later, drink a lot, brother is enough." ”
But Ma Chao didn't follow Bei Xiaoshuai to take a seat, but hesitated: "Brother, there is something ......"
"What's the matter, say."
"Actually, that Accord is a pure import, the radio frequency band and the computer can be seen, the car is a good car, but the driving is too fucked, brother, if you don't worry, leave it to me to fiddle, maybe you can get it right." Ma Chao seemed to be a little hesitant when he said this, after all, he knew his identity, and he was just a car wash worker in an auto repair shop.
"Okay! Anyway, the dead horse is regarded as a live horse doctor, so I will leave it to you. Liu Ziguang didn't blink his eyelids, although he didn't know much about Ma Chao, but from this young man, he saw a spirit called struggle and perseverance.
"You repair? How much does it cost? Bei Xiaoshuai was surprised.
"I don't want a penny, anyway, I live in the auto repair shop at night, and I secretly get up to work at night, so it's not in the way." Ma Chaodao.
"Don't brag, your manager said it would cost 30,000 yuan, and it may not be repaired." Bei Xiaoshuai still didn't believe it.
"In fact, it is a cylinder, boring cylinder, grinding cylinder these methods can be solved, although this car is a small Japanese, but it belongs to the American version of the car smuggled goods, the quality is OK, I believe it can be done." Ma Chao explained.
"Okay, you kid, I didn't see that I would do this, when did your master kindly teach you the craft?" Bei Xiaoshuai heard him speak to him, felt that there was a door, and grinned.
Ma Chao scratched his head: "I learned it secretly." ”
"Yes, stealing a teacher, I appreciate it, go, drink and go!" Liu Ziguang took Ma Chao's shoulders and walked into the greenhouse.
"Boss, what do you mean by stealing teachers?" A yellow-haired boy who looks like a middle school student has a question mark on his face.
Bei Xiaoshuai slapped his head: "SB!" Stealing the master is the meaning of stealing things from the master's house, I don't understand this! ”
With the addition of more than a dozen off-duty security guards, the barbecue shed became more lively, and several bewitching girls found by Bei Xiaoshuai were all wearing revealing short skirts, exposing their waists with a shocking touch of snow white, and some were loosely tied with a red rope, shuttling among the men with cigarettes in their mouths, and screaming exaggerated twice from time to time: "You dead thing, what are you doing touching my ass!" ”
The girls wore heavy makeup, and they were seventeen or eighteen years old, with short suspender skirts twisting and turning, and their eyes were full of white thighs, and the men ate a lot of hot things such as sheep balls and kidneys, and they felt a little hot, and there seemed to be a fire burning in their little stomachs, so they took off their tops, and poured cold draft beer and two bottles of mountain beer into their throats, trying in vain to extinguish this evil fire.
The greenhouse was smoky and smoky, and the male breath seemed to spread with fear.
"Boss, what's the show for the night?" Someone shouted.
"Internet café package night!" A middle school student shouted, immediately prompting ridicule.
"Let's go Bundy." A voluptuous girl proposed.
"Jump, just jump around to show off your two Mimi!" Bei Xiaoshuai vetoed it on the spot, stood up and held up the beer bottle: "I solemnly suggest that everyone go to Huaqing Pool to take a sauna!" ”
YD's proposal was immediately unanimously approved by the hormonal men, who raised bottles and beer glasses and shouted, "Sauna!" Sauna! ”
Liu Ziguang's security guards are all young men in their twenties, a bachelor in the water, when the security guard naturally has no money to marry a daughter-in-law to talk about friends, 800 yuan a month, if you go to the sauna to fight the cannon, you are reluctant to solve it, usually you have to jerk off to solve it, and now someone is in their arms, and they can't agree with it.
Bei Xiaoshuai's group of half-grown children, most of them are still junior brothers, they have a hazy sense of sex, but they have an extremely strong curiosity, and now the boss proposes to go to the legendary Huaqing Pool to take a sauna, and their eyes are even brighter, and the small capital in the crotch of the pants can't help but stand up.
Bei Xiaoshuai smiled, sat down and said to Liu Ziguang: "Brother, Huaqingchi is okay, little girls from the Northeast, a hundred yuan is all work, go and have a good time?" ”
Liu Ziguang snuffed out the cigarette butt: "You play, I still have a night shift at night." ”
Bei Xiaoshuai looked disapproving: "I know brother, you think they are of low grade, in fact, there are also high-level people there, I heard that their manager has worked as a technician in Dongguan, and the work is absolutely first-class!" ”
Liu Ziguang was noncommittal and smiled faintly.
There was a miasma of smoke in the greenhouse, and today it was chartered by Liu Ziguang and others, *** and the hairy boy basically had nothing to do, the two of them whispered something next to the stove behind the tent, the voices were noisy, Liu Ziguang vaguely heard words such as cancer and sister-in-law, and after a while, I saw the hairy boy shrugging his shoulders and walking out, and the thin figure disappeared into the darkness.
After a while, *** came out, came over and had a drink with Liu Ziguang and them, and then said in a low voice: "Brother, I want to talk to you about something." ”
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