Chapter 345: Hell you
The woman did not stop the movements of her hand, but continued to pull Guo Jia and said, "I said did you see my eyes!" ”
The two guys who pretended to be ghosts made Guo Jia a little upset, no wonder there are so many gods and ghosts in this world, it turns out that there are still guys who pretend to be ghosts and scary.
"I can see your eyes, you can look for it in the car yourself." Guo Jia was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, and the signboard of Jiangcheng Cemetery could already be seen in front of her.
The woman was stunned, turned to look at Brother Wang, and shook her head: "I can't scare him." ”
The woman's face was white at this time, and there was an eyeball missing above her right eye, a black hole, and blood was still bubbling under the eye socket.
"Here we are." Guo Jia parked the car at the entrance of the cemetery, then pulled the door and got out of the car directly.
After the two got out of the car, standing in front of Guo Jia, the woman looked like a female ghost at this time, and her whole body was white, with blood stains on it.
"Little brother, in fact, we have died a long time ago, and we are not living people at all, if you give us money and let us buy something to use below, we promise not to pester you." The man said.
At this time, the woman stretched out her hands, waved them in the air, and cried out miserably: "I died so miserably, so miserably." ”
Guo Jia glanced at them, just pretending to be a ghost and scary, is there such an idiot ghost?
"Whatever you want, anyway, if you don't want money, it's fatal, I guess you won't be able to take it."
Guo Jia swept his cold eyes, turned around and walked directly towards the cemetery.
He is still busy with the ghost deacon, where is the time to talk nonsense with these two hundred and five.
The woman looked at Brother Wang next to her and said worriedly: "I think there seems to be something wrong with this person, why don't we go back." ”
Brother Wang was a little annoyed, looked at Guo Jia, who had already entered the cemetery, and said, "No, we have bluffed so many people, how can we be scared by a stupid boy, take out props, and scare him to death in the past." ”
Brother Wang took the woman and rushed into the cemetery with Guo Jia's steps.
At the door, the old man who was watching was still watching the TV series with a small TV, and he didn't see any trace of Guo Jia entering, these two people suddenly rushed in, he turned his head and was startled, and the TV in front of him was kicked over.
"Ghost, ghost ......" The old man stared at the men and women at the door, frightened.
The woman smiled sadly, the breeze blew and stirred her long hair, she stretched out her hand to the guard room and danced her teeth and claws, and the old man looked directly at him and fainted.
"Okay, what are you scaring him for, hurry up and follow, that kid ran too far." Brother Wang shouted.
The woman hurriedly followed, and the two of them walked on this secluded path, and the occasional sound of the wind blowing the branches next to them was eerie.
Guo Jia was already standing next to the cemetery at this moment, looking at Yiyangzi, who was already waiting there, and said, "Senior brother, have you caught all those ghosts?" ”
I wasted all my strength to catch these ghosts, how do you look at Yiyangzi It seems that there is nothing to do, and it is easy to get it.
Yiyangzi wisped his beard and said, "Is your senior brother so bad?" You can't even catch a ghost. ”
A smile appeared on the corner of Guo Jia's mouth, and he said, "Senior brother, I remember that in Brother Feng's place, you were made disgraced by that female ghost and ran around. ”
"Ahem...... "Ahem" Yiyangzi's old face turned red and said: "What kind of, it was to test you at the beginning, so I deliberately put my cultivation so low, you know a fart." ”
"Okay, okay, senior brother, what you said is right, when will the ghost deacon come, there may be some things to be solved before coming." Guo Jiadao.
Yiyangzi looked at him suspiciously, and asked, "He will only appear when he is a child, and there is still half an hour, what else do you have to do, it can't be that your ghost hasn't caught enough." ”
He also thought that this Guo Jia hadn't caught all the ghosts, so this matter would be a bit difficult to do.
"No, there are two teases who want to pretend to be ghosts to scare me, probably because they want to make money, and I'm going to clean them up." Guo Jia looked in the direction of the entrance.
Yiyangzi's consciousness swept away, and he found that a man and a woman were holding on tightly, moving towards Guo Jia and them step by step.
"Don't make a fuss, their longevity is not over." Yiyangzi said.
Guo Jia nodded, and then waited for the two teasers to come over.
After more than ten minutes, these two guys hurriedly ran over, and the bright blue light behind them, the ghost fire, directly scared the two of them.
Usually they are scary, as soon as they show that makeup, they have already been scared to the point that they are scared, and they don't want a car, how can there be someone like Guo Jia, who runs directly to the cemetery and jumps.
After the two saw Guo Jia, they had anger in their eyes and shouted: "Boy, you look for death, return my life." ”
Then, the two rushed towards Guo Jia quickly, their hands stretched out, revealing their long nails, and the mobile phone also had its own BGM, and the eerie music came.
Guo Jia's head is full of black lines, and this pretending to be a ghost also has its own background music, which is really two wonderful.
"You didn't kill me, why did you want me to return my life." Guo Jia asked.
The two were stunned at the same time, as if this was really the case, the woman looked dazed, but Brother Wang shouted: "If you don't give us money, do you know that the underworld also has to open up the relationship, in front of the two of us, we can only kill you, rob the money, hurry up and hand over the money, we won't kill you." ”
Guo Jia couldn't cry or laugh, these two people are really wonderful, but there is still a custom of sending profits to the city in the underworld.
"Are you really ghosts?" Guo Jia asked suspiciously.
"Nonsense, we don't know what the hell we are!" Brother Wang shouted.
Guo Jia smiled slightly and said, "Ghosts have no shadows, I think you two seem to have shadows." ”
In the moonlight, the shadows of the trees next to them mingled with their figures, and although they couldn't see very clearly, they could still be seen.
Brother Wang's eyes widened, but he didn't expect to meet someone who knew how to do it, so he hurriedly took a step back and said, "That's the shadow of the tree, not ours, stupid!" ”
Guo Jia continued: "Ghosts have no feet, what is under the feet of the two of you. ”
The two looked down, a pair of leather shoes and a pair of high heels looked so dazzling, it seemed a bit unreasonable to say that they were ghosts.
"You know a fart, whoever said that ghosts don't have feet, now that society is advancing, ghosts have to walk, you know!"
Brother Wang said arrogantly, looking like Guo Jia didn't understand what a ghost was at all, which made Guo Jia stunned, he had seen so many ghosts, and he hadn't heard of that ghost walking with his feet.
Guo Jia smiled coldly and said: "It turns out that ghosts have to walk, but I seem to know that ghosts have to float, you come and fly for me to see, if you can fly, I will give you the money, buy sacrifices for you, so that you have a lot of money below." ”
He took out a stack of tickets in his hand and shook them there, this is the real Huaxia coin, which is like the dark coin held by these two fools just now.
As soon as this ticket came out, Brother Wang's eyes lit up and he was eager to try.
"Brother Wang, that kid is playing with you, he has long seen that we are human." The woman next to him pulled Brother Wang and whispered in his ear to remind.
Brother Wang had a weird smile on his face, his eyes lit up, and he didn't care about what the woman said: "What do you know, as long as I prove that I am a ghost, then his money will be mine." ”
The banknote in Guo Jia's hand is probably more than 10,000, anyway, the jade pendant space is so big, he naturally put some of the money in it, after all, not everywhere can be swiped.
"Boy, look at it, I'll fly it to you." Brother Wang kicked the ground with his legs, jumped up suddenly, and with a bang, he hit the trunk of a tree next to him, and fell, with a big bag on his head.
Guo Jia shook his head for a while, this ghost doesn't want to admit that he is a ghost, this person actually wants to become, is it because he is pretending to be a ghost too much, and his brain is not normal.
"Since you say you're a ghost, then I'll show you what a real ghost is, and let you see the hell as a fool!" Guo Jia said coldly.
Then, he took out the Soul Snatcher Bell, and with a shaking, a series of ghosts appeared around the man and woman.
"Ah...... Ghosts......" The woman screamed when she saw these ghosts that had died miserably, and ran out screaming all the way to the gate of the cemetery.
Guo Jia glanced at the man who didn't run away, and said coldly: "This is the ghost who got into a car accident, this is the ghost who was killed, this is the ......"
He pointed to the ghosts surrounding Brother Wang and told them the causes of their deaths one by one.
"You, you, you ......" Brother Wang trembled all over, pointed at Guo Jia with his right hand, and said incoherently: "These are all killed by you...... You're a demon, a demon,"
Guo Jia was speechless, could it be that this man was stupid and frightened, he waved his right hand, and took all these ghosts back into the soul snatching bell, and said coldly: "Now you still say that you are a ghost?" ”
Brother Wang looked at Guo Jia, his eyes stared straight there, motionless, beside him, a phantom swept out of his body, and after glancing at Guo Jia, he rushed away.
At this moment, Brother Wang is directly like a walking corpse, shouting something 'demon' in his mouth, while wandering around here without sight.
"Just this guts, and pretending to be a ghost." Guo Jia hit him with a yellow talisman, instantly absorbing the soul he had just lost from being frightened into his body.
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Brother Wang glanced at Guo Jia, then turned around and ran out, and the dark coins on his body fell to the ground while running, which looked very funny.
"There are such wonderful people in the world, and I can be regarded as seeing the old Tao today." At this time, Yiyangzi slowly walked out from behind the tree and looked at Guo Jia with a smile.
"The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds, if we don't have something to do, it wouldn't be as simple as scaring him." Guo Jiadao.
These two people, with hands and feet, what are they not doing well, they actually do things that pretend to be dead people and scare the living, which can be regarded as a strange pair.
However, it is estimated that from today onwards, they will not dare to go out at night.