Chapter 5: The Stupid Thief
"Ah~"
The backyard of Xu's mansion suddenly sounded a ghost cry like killing a pig.
"Whoever sees clearly, who sees clearly!"
In the man's screams, everyone came back to their senses and hurriedly surrounded the man, shouting the word "master" in horror.
"Chase me! Get that guy back!"
The man roared frantically, but his eyes began to blur.
It all came so suddenly, the person who did it was so ruthless that he didn't have the slightest preparation, and when he reacted, his right eye was already swollen into a slit.
But how many people really saw it clearly, because the person who suddenly appeared was so strange, there was only one wall there, but everyone clearly saw everything just now, but the next moment it was like a hallucination, and the figure disappeared out of thin air?
Hearing the man's roar, many male servants who came back to their senses rushed out in panic, if they can't find this person today, then this Xu Mansion may not be peaceful.
So just like that, in the backyard of the Xu clan mansion, which was still playing and having fun one moment ago, the next moment it was already jumping up.
"Wow Wow Wow ......"
Also at this moment, behind the mansion of the Xu Mansion, under the high wall, a strange figure was holding the high wall of the Xu Mansion in front of him with one hand, pouting his ass and constantly vomiting, and from time to time he was still sticking his fingers into his mouth.
Maybe this scene looks disgusting, but there is something even more disgusting in his heart, and he will probably never forget it for the rest of his life!
"I didn't expect ......"
Just as he was about to sigh to himself, he suddenly heard another frenzied roar from the other side of the wall, and the roaring man was so clear that even through the high wall.
Hearing the other party like this, Xizhu leaned against the wall and slapped his chest twice, thinking that his chastity that he had been guarding for many years was lost in one day, and it was so ridiculous, how could he not hate.
It's just that it's not suitable to stay here for a long time, although I think that I haven't seen the Miss Xu family, I am inevitably a little unwilling in my heart, but now I haven't seen it, but I am scared by myself, if I rush into the place of right and wrong and be caught, the consequences may be unimaginable.
As soon as he thought of this, the scene just now involuntarily appeared in his mind, and the feeling of madness was still fresh in his memory, and in desperation, Xizhu had no choice but to hang his head and quickly get up and find his way back.
He cautiously ran quickly along the road he had come, scolding in his heart as he ran, but after thinking about it, he finally came to a conclusion that this matter could not be known to others.
Yes, don't let anyone else know!
Thinking of this, Xizhu, who was running, suddenly stopped, and then suddenly raised his head and said firmly into the air: "I have never been to the Xu Clan's Mansion!"
But just as he returned to reality again and wanted to leave this place quickly, a strange sound suddenly sounded above his head, and he turned around suddenly, only to see another strange figure lying on the top of the wall next to him.
Seeing that this guy who suddenly appeared was thin and small, with a burden on his back, and was hesitating on the high wall, this dress and behavior appeared in this place, either a thief or a thief!
"Hey... Boy!"
Xizhu had a look of disdain on his face, but when he opened his mouth, the guy who was still lying on the top of the wall and was in a dilemma turned his head suddenly.
"You ......"
The other party just wanted to speak, but suddenly his feet were unstable, and the whole person rolled down from the wall in fright, Xizhu's face changed greatly, and this sudden scene made him never expect it.
But it was only for a moment, and he was standing in the corner beneath the guy, and the only thing he could do was to glaze his eyes for a moment.
"Bang~"
In the small alley, which was not very spacious, there was suddenly another dull sound, followed by another crying and screaming.
"You...... You stupid thief, you ...... You can't be a thief, and you still learn to climb over the wall!"
Xizhu threw himself on the ground, his speech was already a little unclear with a still confused face, and he saw that his eyes were wide open at this time, and his hands kept slapping the ground.
And on his back sat a guy with the same frightened face, but also a little sluggish.
"Uh......"
But the most infuriating thing is that the guy just sat on Xizhu's body, and it seemed that he didn't come back to his senses.
"Over there, chase!"
At that moment, a loud shouting came faintly from one end of the alley, and then many more footsteps began to sound.
The face of the guy who had just fallen from the wall of Xu's house changed, and he hurriedly got up from the ground before he had time to explain, and in the process, he was also a little glad in his heart that he had nothing to do when he fell from such a high wall.
But soon the scream sounded again, and he looked down, and hurriedly lifted his foot, which was a palm with five fingers trembling!
"You...... You're mad at me!"
Xizhu screamed like a pig, but maybe it all happened too suddenly, and the guy just stepped back and finally stuck to the wall.
Xizhu raised his head from the ground with difficulty, and at this time the noise on the other side of the alley became clearer and clearer, and there were many people coming, and they were already rushing over.
"Yes... I'm sorry!"
The panicked look on the guy's face was even more intense, and he saw that he leaned against the wall and poked his head towards the other end of the alley, and when he saw a group of fierce figures appear, his face was a little pale, and he quickly turned around and didn't have time to say more, but started to run away.
Seeing the back of that guy, Xizhu, who had just raised his head from the ground, was stunned for a moment.
The person behind him was already close, and after a while, a figure quickly came out around the corner, the person who came was burly and strong, and he was carrying a wooden stick in his hand, Xizhu's face changed suddenly, and he jumped up from the ground a moment ago, and he began to run in the direction of the guy's escape without caring about the severe pain all over his body, and even ran away from his shoes in a hurry.
"Damn stupid thief, you have made my Xizhu boy miserable, I swear that if I see you again, I will beat you so that I don't even know your parents!"
Although Xizhu kept insulting in his mouth, the speed of this escape was not delayed at all, and after a while, the kung fu disappeared again.
"Chasing ...... Can't let them run away!"
At this time, the back alley of the Xu clan's mansion can be described as chickens flying and dogs jumping, and it is like a hornet's nest that has been stabbed, and many family servants are dispatched together, but who knows who stabbed the hornet's nest.
There is a river flowing out of the mountains on the edge of the county seat of Qi County, the river is already open as a river in the county seat of Qi County, if you stand on the ancient wall of the county and look at the endless long river, many people can not help but have an inexplicable emotion, but at this moment by the river, there are three sneaky figures walking back and forth.
This fat and thin, tall and short, looks like a hanger again, appearing by the river, just like a good picture of mountains and rivers, how did these uncoordinated strokes appear.
"Whew~"
A gust of river wind blew, and the long hair of the three of them blew back, and one of them held his stomach as if nothing happened, while the other two collected their clothes, and at first glance it seemed that the two were trying to stabilize their bodies, because they were so thin that it looked like a gust of wind could blow the two guys down.
"Hmph! I thought I was going to do something big, but it turned out that I had diarrhea and had no interest! Now that the boss is lost, I finally came to Qi County once and didn't get anything, so I can only blow the cold wind by this river!"
The fat man who walked in front said fiercely, it turned out that these three guys were none other than the big fat, skinny monkey and little dog who appeared in Qi County before.
At this time, the big fat was in front, and the little dog and the thin monkey walked behind him and didn't dare to speak, but they didn't know what to do, and the three of them had been walking aimlessly on the riverside for a long time, because they had been wandering for a long time, and the three of them had already been empty in their stomachs.
"Humph!"
At this moment, the big fat man who was walking in front suddenly stopped, startling the thin monkey and the little dog behind him.
"Second boss, what do you have in mind?"
The thin monkey didn't dare to speak, but the little dog thought about it but came up and said with a flattering face, but seeing that the big fat just squinted at him, he asked him to shrink back and look at the thin monkey.
The big fat was silent, and suddenly turned to face the river, the thin monkey and the little dog quietly looked at the big fat who seemed to be about to think thoughtfully, and then scratched his head with his back to the two, but the next scene of the thin monkey and the little dog never expected, only to see the big fat hand retracted in front of him, and then untied the belt of his trousers and urinated against the big river in Qi County......
"Whew~"
Another gust of cold wind blew, and the big fat trembled all over, but when he turned around, he saw that the two behind him were staring blankly at him and had not come back to his senses.
"What are you doing in a daze!"
The big fat voice sounded in the ears of the two, and the two of them settled down again.
"II...... Second Boss!" said the thin monkey in a slurching voice;
"Forget it, since we can't find the boss, let's go back first!"
Da Fat said, showing a somewhat tired look on his face, but seeing that the thin monkey was still just staring at him, holding his stomach with both hands, his face showed the same look as before.
"Poof~"
A sound that was still so crisp that the air seemed to have a certain smell suddenly sounded by the river, and the little dog's face changed and quickly jumped to the side and stood with the big fat with an angry face.
The two of them covered their noses with their hands and stared viciously at the thin monkey standing in front of them with an embarrassed and tormented expression.
"No...... Sorry ......"
The words fell, and he usually didn't have such a flexible thin monkey, and this time he ran behind a boulder next to him.
Suddenly, there was a crackling sound mixed with the sound of the wind, which made people feel shocked.
After tossing for a long time, the three of them finally prepared not to continue to stay in Qi County, after all, the weather was not early, and there were still more than 20 miles of mountain roads to go back when the time came, and I was afraid that it would take several hours to arrive.
But just when the three of them were about to go back, the most alert puppy among the three suddenly wanted to hear something, and suddenly turned around, but saw that there seemed to be a figure in the distance running towards the three of them, and there seemed to be a faint shout ringing in his ears!
"That's ...... Old...... Boss, look! It's the boss back!"