After drinking the last sip of noodle soup, Zhou Juyang got up from the stone pier, patted his buttocks and walked into the Internet café.

There were a few people sitting in the Internet café, and many of them took off their shoes and leaned back on their seats as it was late at night.

"All night pack. Handing over ten yuan, Zhou Juyang found a corner without the smell of smoke and athlete's foot, and sat down.

"Today is your birthday, I wish you a happy birthday, and this Internet café event will give you ten yuan for Internet fees. Listening to the sound in the background of the headphones, Zhou Juyang was a little stunned, "Damn, I knew that I wouldn't have squatted on the side of the road to eat noodles, so I could come in and sit and eat." ”

"Big liar, stinky pigeon, con. The chat box of Battle.net popped up, and sure enough, it was a "stinking scolding". But what does this mean, after opening the translation software, he realized that he was a fool in French.

"This man always likes to pop up some French. Zhou Juyang recalled Canaan's speeches in the group in the past three years, especially when he scolded others during the discussion of the Bryandi War, maybe he was really a French brother of the tenth level of Chinese, or a French-Chinese.

"I'm very sorry, I won't justify my actions, of course I want to emphasize that I definitely didn't mean to...."Zhou Juyang tapped on the keyboard and began to speak at length, trying to redeem his impression in Canaan's heart, the longer it looked, the more sincere it became.

"Cut two plates?" a man with a Chen Storm spirits avatar from a nearby player jumped out.

"Okay, I'm just getting ready to play the ladder, and I can play a few rounds with you if you want to. "Zhou Juyang opened the battle network data of the panda people, he was a zerg, and there were only a few battle records on it.

GL (Good luck) The other party typed in the chat screen at the beginning, and Zhou Juyang was stunned for a moment and also freed his hand to say GL back and forth.

"When did you start playing Interstellar, I only started playing last year, and it's a budding newcomer, so don't beat me too hard for a while. The other party didn't mean to stop, and continued to type in the chat bar.

"I've been playing for a long time, and it's rare to meet a fan who plays interstellar, and I won't fight a wave. Typing more or less interfered with Zhou Juyang's operation, and he didn't notice that his workers had crooked the other party's spawn point, dangling back and forth in the corner of the map.

"That's good, I think you're a good person. The other party replied with a paragraph, looking a little flattering.

"There aren't many people who are willing to play RTS (real-time strategy), and it's rare to meet one who falls into the pit.... Before the word was finished, Zhou Juyang's crystal tower placed in the second mine had been bitten by the other party's jumping worms, and the corners of his mouth twitched and he understood that the other party had beaten him with a wave of jumping insects, and in desperation, he dragged out all the peasants and the other party's puppy to fight to buy time for his barracks to send troops, but the accurate use of troops on the opposite side thwarted his intention to besiege and kill, and with the collapse of the crystal, he also knocked out GG.

"Haha. There was a smug laugh from the other end of the Internet café.

"One more plate. Zhou Juyang suppressed his anger and made an appointment with the other party.

"Okay, if you call me a good brother, I'll fight you. The other jumped up.

"Good.. Good brother. After retreating back and forth on the keyboard for half a day, Zhou Juyang decided to endure the humiliation and shouted first, and then let the other party taste his anger.

"Alas, good brother," the other party laughed strangely and shouted at the other end of the Internet café, causing a burst of side glances.

The pathfinder workers set off early, this time Zhou Juyang ignored the verbal teasing in the chat box on the other side, and devoted his attention to operation and reconnaissance, 53 seconds of the second mine, there were no jumping insects in the eggs, the other party did not seem to have the intention of playing a wave of tactics, Zhou Juyang breathed a sigh of relief and began to develop in an orderly manner. At three minutes and twenty-five seconds, his fantasy detected the tactical inclination of the cockroach on the other side, and he immediately began to build a second mechanical table.

"Let the Immortals' fire unleash my wrath. Zhou Juyang raised his eyebrows, and he was in his chest.

Everything is in the calculations and I've won this set completely. The cockroaches on the opposite side turned into blood in front of his base, and the situation was already clear that he could easily win the victory.

"Did you really win?" The other party made a smile in the chat box, and the next moment several flying dragons appeared from the shadows, slaughtering the workers in the Zhou Juyang mining area, facing the other party like a cumulonimbus cloud more and more flying dragons, the exhausted Protoss troops were attacking and falling one by one.

“GG。 Zhou Juyang slapped the keyboard heavily, and the sleepy network administrator glared at him.

"Why is this happening? Didn't I count everything?" After looking through the replay, he realized that the other party had quietly used the skills of the king worm in the corner to put down a flying dragon tower, and used cockroaches to deceive him before eating his troops with no anti-aircraft firepower. A sense of intellectual frustration arose, and he was completely toyed with by the other party.

"Don't be angry, I haven't reported on the winners in this university district, and many university masters have been ravaged by me. A man with spicy strips leaned on Zhou Juyang's chair and smiled weirdly.

"Senior Xu Ruoyan?"

"Do you know me?" the triumphant man swallowed the spicy strip, a little surprised.

"I've heard a lot, but I've basically heard it when the girls in the class are discussing the list of beautiful men. When Zhou Juyang was taking an elective, people who knew that there were good things in the university made up a list of handsome men and women from various universities in the university district, which was a traditional practice, he was lying on the table in a daze, and the two girls in the front seat were staring at the list on the mobile phone and screaming in a low voice, just bored, he followed all the way to read it.

But he had the impression that such a handsome and dashing senior should be on the basketball court and causing a scream, or dancing with a beautiful woman in a jazz bar, instead of munching spicy noodles at the Internet café on this street corner.

"yes, it. After turning on the computer next to Zhou Juyang, Xu Ruoyan kicked off his slippers and scratched his greasy hair on the chair.

There is no formal man in front of him who chews spicy strips and wears slippers in late autumn does have a sunny and handsome face, and there is a strange affinity for the difference between Ao Chen, with the slightly flamboyant hair and deep eyes, even if it is so sloppy, it can attract a girl to scream.

"Don't talk about this, why don't you have two more games?" Xu Ruoyan landed on the battle net and applied for Zhou Juyang's friend.

"Then you promise not to use the chat stream, I'll come with you. ”

Xu Ruoyan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "How can a good brother not agree to the request made by the little brother?"

"What do you think of the chicken pot on the left side of the school? I go every Tuesday, when the boss's daughter comes back, and the little girl smiles so beautifully!"

The other party is really not typing in the chat box, and now he is directly mentally disturbing outside the venue, and Zhou Juyang on the side is miserable, now it's okay, the printer has become a radio. As soon as he wandered, his combat troops were wrapped up again.

"Your quota is insufficient, please recharge as soon as possible" The prompt sound in the headset woke Zhou Juyang up, blinked his blurred eyes, and Xu Ruoyan, who had been with him all night, curled up in the chair, drooling shallowly in his sleep. He didn't win the night last night, and the fight lasted until four o'clock in the morning, when the exhausted two fell asleep.

"Brother Yan, Brother Yan, I'm going back to the dormitory, I still have classes in the second period in the morning. Zhou Juyang sobered up for a while, pushed Xu Ruoyan beside him, anyway, he shouted good brother all night, so just call it that.

"Gollum, Gollum. Xu Ruoyan rolled over, made a series of sounds of unknown meaning, and fell asleep again.

Zhou Juyang stood up and stretched out in the morning light, the fallen leaves of the plane trees on the street outside the window rustled under the broom of the sanitation worker, and a coolness penetrated the small crack next to the window, making him smart. looked at the senior who was sleeping soundly next to him, hesitated for a while, took off his coat and put it on Xu Ruoyan, took a deep breath, turned around and rushed out of the Internet café.

"Oh, Xiao Zhou, what's the matter with you, what's your coat?" The doorman stopped Zhou Juyang, who was running wildly in a single coat under the autumn wind, and took out a uniform jacket from the security room and put it on him. “

What are you doing?" the uncle hurriedly popped out a few words of rural accent.

"Hey, hey. Zhou Juyang just smirked embarrassedly, wrapped his coat tightly, and covered his arm that was bruised by the cold.

All the way from the dormitory to the teaching building, Zhou Juyang felt a little strange, always felt that the eyes of the students around him were intentionally or unintentionally focused on him, he took out his mobile phone and took a picture of his face, except for an extra layer of dark circles under his eyes after an all-nighter, there was no difference from usual. Speeding up the script to the school building, today is the etiquette class, and several classes of students are gathered in the large classroom. The moment he stepped into the classroom door, the originally bustling classroom suddenly fell silent, and most of the students looked at him with strange eyes, mixed with a few sympathetic glances.

"Poof. A lifetime of sneer broke the deadlock, and the whispering of conversation made him a little uncomfortable.

"Hey, Chubby, what's going on. Zhou Juyang took his arm and stabbed Zhai Hongyang, who was playing a mobile game under the table.

"You really don't know?" the sympathetic little fat man shifted his position and distanced himself. "Look for yourself and look at the school forum, the post over there has exploded. ”

Logging in to the school's forum, a full page of bright red titles made Zhou Juyang's pupils shrink.

"An oil spill bicycle from the Matsuki Festival. ”

"A lonely bird under the moon. The post seriously analyzed the differences between the epsom pores and the urinary system of birds, and finally concluded that

"I can't imagine how an adult male could do this, maybe he became Icarus in that moment, and by head, of course!"

The following post photoshops the video with a variety of bird feathers.

.........

The further down the title, the more excessive, but the video is the same, in the passionate soundtrack, he runs wildly under the moon with his pants covered, and the wet marks between his pants are clearly visible under the high-magnification night camera.

There was a loud sound from the "clang" seat, and Zhou Juyang only felt a burning heat burst out of his heart, as if it was about to puncture his chest, making him gasp for breath.

"The students in the last row sit down for me! What is the class like, do you still want to have a good behavior?" The professor of the etiquette class was notoriously strict, and none of the students he "hated" could pass the class.

"Calm down, brother, you're a little angry. The little fat man tugged at the corner of his coat.

"Teacher, he had a nail in his chair and accidentally pricked him. Zhai Hongyang played a round field, causing a burst of laughter.

Zhou Juyang sat in a daze in the empty classroom, he was a little dazed by a basin of cold water, until the security personnel who locked the door urged him to walk out of the teaching building, Zhou Juyang put the textbook in front of his face, the noon sun was fierce, through the tree-lined path, scraping him painfully.

Zhou Juyang curled up in the quilt and swiped his mobile phone, he had taken two days off and had not gone to class.

The panda head flickered: "Thank you for your coat, otherwise I would have caught a cold yesterday." ”

"It's fine. Zhou Juyang's brain in the quilt was a little hypoxic, and he couldn't lift his spirits.

"What's wrong with you?" the panda head jumped unrelentingly.

"It's nothing, it's just tired. ”

"Oh, then you rest first, I'll come back to you later, I've thought of a new tactic, let's find a chance to fight again. Xu Ruoyan seemed to be very interested.

"....." Zhou Juyang turned over in the quilt, wrapped himself in a caterpillar, and looked at the ceiling in a daze.

"Hmph. The ID of the ice dragon head statue finally gave him a reply after two days, and he had already figured out Canaan's character after getting along for so long, this reply should forgive him, like a tsundere girl in a comic, but at this time he didn't have the heart to complain as usual.

"Go back to sleep. Zhou Juyang covered his head with a quilt, in the era of entertainment first, but the anger will not stop, he plans to wait for the heat to end, and then return to daily life.

The main hall of Xu Yan Mansion

"That's what happened. Xu Ruoyan listened to the feedback of the slender figure next to him, frowned, and tapped the Nanmu table with his slender knuckles irregularly, and the blue and white porcelain teacups were rippling.

"It was the students of the Photography Club of Yunzhong University who mistakenly photographed it when they were shooting the location, but it was not subjective malice. The beauty in Tsing Yi on the side straightened her long hair that slipped from her sideburns, and her snowy neck was particularly eye-catching.

"But that's malicious. Xu Ruoyan pointed to the increasingly popular posts on the forum in the university district, "That guy is a stupid and good person, and his family background is relatively average or even inferior to most people." With that, he stood up and paced back and forth in the antique living room, and after pausing, he picked up the teacup and drank the amber liquid inside.

"Post all the videos of people peeing their pants uploaded by their photography club and soundtracks on the Internet, and I'm going to see their videos on the forum tomorrow. After thinking for a while, Xu Ruoyan planned to return an eye for an eye.

"But so... Will it offend Ao Chen, he is the vice president of this club, and the girl surnamed Zuo who celebrated her birthday before is the president. The girl in Tsing Yi hesitated.

"What is there to be afraid of if you can't kill the Jun clan and the side branches of the surname Mi?" Xu Ruoyan looked disdainful, "Even if it is Xiong Jun, he has to give me a few thin noodles in Xu Yan's land." “

"Qingwen go and do it, just think it's the first thing I ask you for. Restraining her emotions, Xu Ruoyan said softly.

"Zijun has a life, I will naturally handle it, please rest assured. Qingwen bowed lightly and exited the main hall.

"Knock knock" The continuous knocking sound forced Zhou Juyang to get up and open the door, and behind the door was a grinning Xu Ruoyan carrying a cleaned coat.

"Senior, why are you here. Zhou Juyang was a little surprised, although Yunzhong and Tianshui Campus are not far away, but they also have to cross the Two Mirror Lake, Zhou Juyang felt that Xu Ruoyan should be reunited for the beautiful girl who was waiting for him, not for him, the harlequin who was in the limelight, he felt a little worthless.

"Here, this is your coat I washed it by hand ten times to make sure it was clean!"

Zhou Juyang couldn't laugh or cry, the cheap coat faded under the destruction of laundry detergent, and some of the stitched threads burst open.

Xu Ruoyan touched his nose, he poured a whole bottle of laundry detergent into the bucket every time he washed it, and the bathroom was full of bubbles, and finally Qingwen came over to help him clean it up.

"Try a new tactic today? I promise I won't have to chat and the radio won't be on. ”

Zhou Juyang, who had lived in the snail for four days, twisted his stiff neck and reluctantly agreed.

"By the way, do you think this is from your school? It's really interesting, let's run together in Yunmengze while peeing their pants. Xu Ruoyan raised his mobile phone to show Zhou Juyang. The forum that was previously swiped by his video has been replaced by a few embarrassed boys, obviously this kind of group activity can attract more attention than him, and the control of the camera is also quite perfect, professional stretching shots, close-ups of faces about to cry, perfect like a documentary.

"Aren't these people from our photography club? They still have this special hobby?" Zhou Juyang was dumbfounded, these people often saddled in front of Ao Chen, and they were also a little arrogant, and they were always arrogant towards ordinary students, and many students said behind their backs that they were dogs.

"Whatever, it has nothing to do with us anyway, let's go out and play interstellar, let's change to an Internet café today, that is ten times stronger than the keyboard and mouse on the day of the all-night, I'm in for a treat!"

Xu Ruoyan turned off the video without interest, of course, off-camera, the knights in strong costumes who forced this group of community bullies to drink water and imitate birds, holding the angry eyes of the seven-foot Qingfeng King Kong, will only remain in the tidbits that will never be made public.

"By the way, save my phone number, so that you don't have to go to Battle.net or come to your school to find you every time you are contacted. Xu Ruoyan motioned to Zhou Juyang to report the phone number.

"Senior, which Yan are you?" After exchanging phone numbers, Zhou Juyang raised his head and asked the eldest brother who put his chin on the chair with his hands in his pockets.

"I'll help you lose. Xu Ruoyan withdrew his hand and skillfully entered his name on the input method, he smiled slightly, and there were only two names lying alone in the address book of the mobile phone in his hand.

"Let's go. Throwing the phone back to Zhou Juyang, Xu Ruoyan looked at him hurriedly catching the phone, and felt a sense of loneliness for no reason, but the loneliness of the two of them was a little subtly different, he turned around and walked down the dormitory building with his slippers.

Time flies, and in a blink of an eye, it is the winter solstice, the day before Christmas Eve.

"You didn't receive Christmas Eve apples? and chocolates?"

In the mutton hot pot restaurant, Xu Ruoyan's eyes widened, as if he was listening to some ancient anecdote.

"Don't be so loud. Seniors... It's a shame. Zhou Juyang shrunk his neck and secretly glanced around, but fortunately no one noticed them.

"Then you haven't even held a girl's hand, have you?" Xu Ruoyan bit down a piece of juicy mutton, chewed it over and over again.

"When elementary school is dismissed, does everyone line up to go out of school hand in hand?"

“。。。。。 Although Xu Ruoyan didn't care much about this kind of Western festival, when he was still in Xu Yan, he could always see a drawer of apples stuffed in school every year, and then follow the chocolates and envelopes given to him by different girls with an indifferent face, which would only add extra workload to his guards. Glancing sympathetically at the "poor man" opposite, he stood up and looked for the sheep backbone he had been planning for a long time in the pot.

"Do you want to know how to receive apples and chocolates?" Zhou Juyang picked up a piece of lamb backbone, and was about to taste the best of this mutton, when the senior who had been fishing in the pot for a long time shouted, trying to keep the sheep under his mouth.

"The wildflowers on the roadside will bloom to their heart's content, and even the lonely birds will change their gorgeous feathers in the spring. Zhou Juyang twisted a few times, but still admitted it.

"I can teach you!" Xu Ruoyan nodded with a teachable look, "And what you just said was quite philosophical." ”

"Philosophy?" Zhou Juyang's chopsticks stopped in mid-air, and his mind was indeed a few big men wrestling with each other, and the gravy on the sheep's backbone was crumbling.

"A piece of sheep's backbone, no two prices. Xu Ruoyan stared straight at the steaming sheep's backbone, and a green light like a hungry wolf appeared in his eyes.

"That... All right. Zhou Juyang put the sheep backbone back into the pot and let him soak the soup for a while. While sitting in danger waiting for the winner of life to teach life experience.

"That is... Zhou Juyang pricked up his ears.

"Waiting for someone else to love you. After licking the meat foam at the corner of her mouth, Xu Ruoyan drank the last glass of beer with satisfaction.