"Go to the infirmary and apologize." I said to Xiaoqin, "In the end, Gong Caicai fainted in physical education class and was killed by you." ”

"Okay, I'll go!" Xiao Qin readily agreed, "Anyway, I haven't learned a new pose from Sister Yingran for several days!" Just by the way, learn about it! ”

I grabbed Xiaoqin by the back collar and dragged her back as she was about to run away.

Learning a new pose? What good posture can a female school doctor have? Terrible conversations almost came out of my head.

Since I gave the order, Xiaoqin's promise to Gong Caicai should not be fake, the question is what she and Chen Yingran will say in front of Gong Caicai.

Scenario 1:

Xiaoqin took the initiative to greet Chen Yingran: "Sister Yingran! Teach me more poses that can make Ye Lin happy today! ”

Chen Yingran: "Okay, your body is very tough, have you ever tried to lift your feet above your shoulders?" ”

Xiaoqin: "Is that so?" ”

Chen Yingran: "That's right! Yours is it! Hold on, I'll play the man, you learn from the middle when to swing your waist......"

Forced to watch from the sidelines: ⊙_⊙b@¥##¥%#¥¥#!!

Scenario 2:

Chen Yingran took the initiative to greet Xiaoqin: "Isn't this Xiaoqin?" It's been so long, and you haven't raped your boyfriend? ”

Gong Caicai: ⊙_⊙b Xiaoqin: "Sister Yingran, you are really joking ^_^, classmate Ye Lin doesn't like girls to take the initiative~?"

Chen Yingran: "Give him medicine!" When the time comes, he will take the initiative to push you! ”

Xiaoqin: "That kind of medicine will hurt the body...... What the? Is there anything that doesn't hurt the body? Where and where can I buy it? ”

Gong Caicai:⊙_⊙b...... (+﹏+)~…… X_X In short, no matter what, it is a topic that will make Gong Caicai's three views collapse, even if I go with Xiaoqin to stop Xiaoqin from talking nonsense, I can't do anything about Chen Yingran, the female hooligan, maybe it will have the opposite effect.

Considering all the above, I didn't let Xiaoqin go to the infirmary in the end, but just told her not to bully others in the future.

"Okay, I'll listen to whatever Ye Lin says! After all, it's someone else's man~friend~friend~?"

Because she and I were shopping for lunch at the snack street behind the school, and there was no one we knew around, she dared to say such things blatantly.

Xiaoqin deliberately wore a floral skirt today, thin, which looked very transparent in the midday sun, and she could even see the outline of the thighs inside the skirt when she got close.

"Does Ye Lin like this skirt?" Xiaoqin smiled and asked, "I picked it all night yesterday!" ”

Did you pick a dress that couldn't even cover the flesh after picking it all night? There are a lot of ill-intentioned men in the distance looking at you! And don't hold my arm! I can't pay the egg burger anymore!

Because Xiaoqin has been pestering me to eat with her since yesterday, saying that this is "an indispensable etiquette between lovers", I couldn't help it, so I ran to the snack street behind the school, and the two of us bought some food from the roadside stall together.

It's better than sitting in the school cafeteria and eating together, which is too eye-catching.

After only eating two small egg burgers, Xiaoqin said that she was full.

"Isn't that right? I remember once the squad leader helped you buy a box of seafood fried rice, and you ate it all and said that you were not full, why did the amount of food become smaller this time? ”

"Hmm...... I eat as much as I can eat delicious things......" Xiaoqin fiddled with the bangs on her forehead embarrassedly, "And if you eat so much in front of your boyfriend, you will be treated as a pig, (*^__^*) hee hee ......"

You're going to die if you don't sell cuteness? Do you think you have any image before me? In front of me, a childhood sweetheart who knows the roots, it's pointless to pretend to be a lady! Just admit that you're a foodie! Ren Xiaoqin, who can eat and be greedy, you are not a pig, who is a pig!

I didn't say anything, and bought three more fried crab cakes for her at the teppanyaki stall. She happily took one and ate it, but the other two didn't eat either.

"I'm sorry what! Actually, you can eat it all, right? I said, "Aren't seafood things like Zhu Bajie?" ”

"Who, who is Zhu Bajie!" Xiaoqin blushed and hooked her toes on the ground, "People want to lose weight, lose weight!" What should I do if I eat so much fat? ”

So these two extra fried crab cakes were cleaned by me, and on the way I asked Xiaoqin many times if she wanted to eat them, although she looked at the golden fried crab cakes and swallowed her saliva, but finally desperately held back.

How stupid! I won't like you if you stay in shape! How good is it to be an ordinary childhood sweetheart with me and eat and drink together? I have to be the boyfriend and girlfriend of Rausch! Although I don't really like seafood, I deliberately look delicious when I eat fried crab cakes, and I have to kill you!

"Click", I suddenly heard the sound of the camera shutter not far behind me.

I turned around vigilantly and saw Gonggong Cao standing more than 10 meters behind us, beads of sweat the size of beans on his face.

"What, what's going on? I obviously set the photo shoot to be silent! ”

Father-in-law Cao pinched his phone and quickly carried out some kind of operation, I guess he wanted to delete the photo.

I walked up in three steps and two steps, and snatched my phone from me.

Sure enough, the LCD screen of the mobile phone shows a photo of a woman's buttocks, to be exact, the faint silhouette of the buttocks under Xiaoqin's thin skirt.

"Rebel, aren't you daring?" I deleted the photo at three or two, formatted his memory card by the way, and looked at him with a sneer.

"Master spare your life! The disciple knows it's wrong! "Grandpa Cao completely ignored the eyes of the people around him and knelt down for me directly on the street. He hugged one of my thick legs, and begged with tears:

The disciple was confused for a while, and when he saw his wife's graceful figure and lovely posture, he wanted to take a picture as a souvenir...... No, it is enshrined on the shrine to burn incense and pray for blessings, please forgive the master! ”

The devil believes you! Do you want to give the photo of Xiaoqin's butt to the second master of Guan Gongguan? What a blasphemy! The beautiful bearded prince knows that he has to use the Qinglong Yanyue Knife to cut you, a dead fat man!

And wasn't your phone confiscated by the squad leader? How did you get back?

Cao Gong said that he begged the squad leader bitterly, saying that there was a precious family photo on the memory card, and if it was handed over to the teaching director, it would definitely be more auspicious, and the precious memories would be gone.

However, before returning the phone to him, the loudspeaker borrowed a break from class.

"I see! It must have been changed at that time! Cao Gonggong was indignant, "I finally brushed the machine to set the shutter to be silent, why is the loudspeaker so bad!" The sound of the shutter has been initialized! I ......"

I snorted, and Gonggong Cao immediately leaned down and didn't speak, just raised his eyes to see the change in the expression on my face.

To be honest, people like Gonggong Cao, they can't be serious with him, they belong to things like rubber candy, and I formatted his memory card, and the punishment for him is heavy enough, anyway, the A'V movie in the hidden directory must be gone.

Suddenly it occurred to me that this was a good opportunity to exercise Xiaoqin, and she had not spoken in front of Gonggong Cao for a long time because of her phobia of men of the same age.

"Xiaoqin," I reached out and shook in front of her eyes, calling her self-enclosed spirit back to reality.

"This guy just stole 'filmed you, what do you say to do with him? If you want to kill, you only listen to your word! ”

Father-in-law Cao was so frightened that he kowtowed like pounding garlic, "My mother spares my life!" Disciple, I don't dare anymore! I wish the master and his wife a hundred years of good together, raise their eyebrows, grow old together, and have many children and grandchildren~~~~~"

Xiaoqin was originally standing in a restrained posture, hiding her eyes behind her bangs with her head down, and subconsciously making a gesture to protect herself. But seeing the funny appearance of Grandpa Cao on the ground, and the fact that he actually called himself "Master", he finally laughed out loud.

She didn't speak, just waved her hand at me, signaling that she didn't have to hold Grandpa Cao accountable anymore. After two eye contact with Grandpa Cao's eyes, she seemed to have consumed a lot of physical strength, so she half-turned around and handed over the matter to me with full authority.

"Hmph, you're in luck!" I threw the phone to Grandpa Cao, and he took it in a hurry and almost didn't fall to the ground.

There is a door! If Xiaoqin is gradually adapted to contact with men of the same age, and then cures her androphobia, won't she have to pester me anymore? When the time comes, the wonderful shijie is in front of you, you can choose whatever you want, why do you have to hang yourself on my tree?

Seeing a glimmer of light, I waved my hand to let Gonggong Cao retreat.

After Gonggong Cao left, it took 5 minutes for Xiaoqin to return to her normal appearance.

"Whew~~ It's scary!" Xiao Qin said with palpitations, "All the boys other than Weishenme Ye Lin look so ugly!" ”

What a standard of beauty do you! Just because Cao Gonggong is ugly doesn't mean that other boys are ugly! For example, Shen Shaoyi in Twenty-Eight Middle School is a handsome guy recognized by all girls in the school! I'm still counting on someone else to be cured of your androphobia! As a result, not only are your brains broken, but your eyes are also not working? Is my murderer-like face actually handsome in your eyes!?

"Moreover, they are so ugly, they dare to be as lustful as Ye Lin! I—I'll never wear such a thin skirt again! ”

Huh? Did you finally realize that you often walked away? Not only the thickness and length of the skirt, but also your daily life, such as going down the stairs, and the moment you get up and sit, you must pay special attention to it! There's so much more to learn from girls!

"But, even though the guy was ugly, I liked what he said."

In just a few minutes, I have already said that Grandpa Cao is ugly three times, although he is indeed ugly, but there is no need to emphasize it so many times, right?

"His name is Master Ye Lin, so of course I am his wife! And he also wished us a hundred years of good together! Hmm~ Although he is ugly, he must be a good person! ”

Is it so easy to determine that Grandpa Cao is a good person? What kind of weird set of good guy standards do you use? As long as you are in favor of being with me, are you a good person no matter how bad your conduct is?

"Such a good person, although I can't talk to him directly, but if someone does something particularly excessive to him, I will help him a little!"

Xiao Qin clenched two small fists and said with an oath.

Can you help a little? What's the "slightly" method? Did you "slightly" bully me like you did in the era of the little bully?

Gonggong Cao picked up a good NB talisman for nothing! From now on, you don't have to worry about being robbed by thugs at the school gate! Not only am I covering you, but even Xiaoqin has to stand up for you?

You are such a vulgar and morally corrupt guy with a rotten soul, but just because you called "master" and "master", do you have such a rebellious plug-in? Why are you so lucky!? Do you think you're the hero of a YY novel!?