Chapter 92: The Divine Doctor
The middle-aged aunt led the way in front, and the four people behind followed slowly, and saw Xu Jiajia pulling Guo Jia and asking, "What did you say to that aunt just now, where are you going now?" ”
"See a doctor." Guo Jia said concisely and quietly: "That person is a liar, just pretend to be an idiot later, I'll see what they want to do." ”
Hearing this, Xu Jiajia looked at Guo Jia admiringly: "How do you know, I didn't even see it, what do you want me to do later?" Do you want to drool and roll your eyes? ”
Guo Jia sighed and said leisurely: "You can perform normally, don't use what you learned from the art academy, I'm afraid I'll frighten people." ”
"Cut, I'm a top student in the art department, so there's no problem playing an idiot." Saying that, Xu Jiajia twitched her fingers there, the corners of her mouth tilted to the side, and it really looked like that.
Several people walked for more than ten minutes, and directly turned into a remote alley, Guo Jia asked suspiciously: "Auntie, this place is a little too remote, it can't be a lie." ”
"How is it possible, my son was cured by a divine doctor, you must know that there is a saying that the fragrance of wine is not afraid of deep alleys, and the divine doctor is naturally not afraid of remote places."
The middle-aged aunt continued: "Opening a medical hall here is also a low-key doctor, otherwise, if the doctor goes to the city, it will be at the level of a professor in any hospital." ”
Listening to the middle-aged aunt who was about to blow the miracle doctor to the sky, Guo Jia really wanted to see the so-called famous doctor, but Fang Fangfang was a little unhappy after hearing those conversations later.
At first, she thought that this was another medical clinic coming to steal business, but the more she listened, the more wrong she became, and she realized that this woman must be a medical trust, this kind of person is the most hateful, ruining the reputation of doctors, smearing their faces, and defrauding people of money everywhere, looking at Guo Jia's appearance, he must know, but he doesn't know what he is going to do.
I saw that after a few people walked a few dozen meters, a medical hall with a signboard of the Divine Medical Hall appeared in front of them, the door was open, and it looked like that was the case.
The tone is so big, a group of liars dare to call themselves miracle doctors, Guo Jia followed in.
I saw a middle-aged man in his forties sitting inside, wearing a Tang suit, with a somewhat thin face, who didn't want to be a good person, and was taking the pulse of a middle-aged man in front of him, and then said: "There is nothing wrong with your disease, I can prescribe you a pair of medicines." ”
As he spoke, he took out a brush and wrote down a pharmacy, then turned around and took out a packaged package of Chinese medicine from the cabinet and said, "Go back and boil three bowls of water into one bowl, and if you drink it, you will be fine." ”
The middle-aged man hurriedly thanked him, and directly took out a large stack of banknotes from his bag, and it looked like there were at least two thousand handed to this so-called miracle doctor.
Guo Jia laughed secretly in his heart, the price of this play is really high, and it will cost 2,000 to find a trust to give money, can't this be less than this money?
"How good is that?" The divine doctor didn't take the money, but the man just stuffed it into the hand of the divine doctor, and said: "Divine doctor, I haven't been cured for tens of thousands of dollars in the hospital, you are simply my reborn parents, you don't have this money, is it because you have less money?" ”
The divine doctor smiled: "Okay, since that's the case, I'll do it." With that, he pretended to put the money in his pocket, and then the man left with the medicine.
Watching these three people acting here, I have to say that their acting skills need to be improved, but if it is really a patient, the so-called sick and rushed to the doctor, maybe he was really deceived by this so-called miracle doctor.
These guys have always been shot to change places, and generally after the victims go home, it will take a long time to find out that they have been deceived.
Just this kind of small shop, the rent of a month is only a few hundred yuan, just make a signboard, and everything else can be recycled, so the cost of this deceptive method is very low.
After the man left, Aunt Danian hurriedly walked over and said, "Divine doctor, I have a friend who is sick, can you help take a look." ”
The divine doctor raised his head, glanced at the few people present, and said coldly: "Mother Wu, you also know that I only receive five patients a day, and it happened to be the fifth one just now, so you ask them to come again tomorrow." ”
Mother Wu's face was a little embarrassed, she turned around and looked at Guo Jia and said embarrassedly: "Little brother, you have also seen this miracle doctor, his rule is to only see five patients a day, you are late." ”
Guo Jia smiled: "I understand this, I understand!" As he spoke, he took out a few hundred yuan from his bag and stuffed it into Wu's mother's hand and said, "Wu's mother, you have also seen my friend, I'm afraid it will be too late tomorrow, you can help me go and intercede with the divine doctor." ”
After Mama Wu saw these red tickets, her eyes lit up, it seems that she has slaughtered a fat sheep today, and she is so generous with her shots, she must pit him well later.
With this money, Wu's mother walked to the side of the divine doctor with a smile on her face, and then whispered something in his ear, which other people couldn't hear, but Guo Jia heard it clearly.
"This is a fat sheep, wait a little more seriously, and then make a good stroke, we can get out of here."
When the divine doctor heard this, he nodded, then looked at the people in front of him and said, "Which one is the patient, sit down." ”
Seeing that Xu Jiajia was still there in a daze, Guo Jia went over and put it on her head and said, "It's this fool." ”
Hearing this, Xu Jiajia was furious, glaring at Guo Jia that she was about to explode her small universe, but thinking that she seemed to be here to act, she hurriedly followed over.
"Sit down and let the doctor show you." Guo Jia pressed Xu Jiajia on the seat and said, "Divine doctor, you must take a good look, my friend is just a little unbright." ”
"Open your mouth!" The doctor said, holding a small wooden stick.
"Who's going to open their mouths!" Xu Jiajia was an explosion of acting skills at this time, biting her fingers in her mouth, saliva flowed to the corners of her mouth, and she grinned and looked at the divine doctor smirking there.
Seeing Xu Jiajia like this, Guo Jiaqiang held back the smile in his heart and said sadly: "Divine doctor, look at him like this, can he be cured." As he spoke, he directly reached out to Xu Jiajia's chin and pinched her mouth open.
The divine doctor looked at Xu Jiajia's appearance and said, "It's a pity." He stuffed a small wooden stick on Xu Jiajia's tongue, and then looked at something inside.
"Ahem...... Ahh At this time, Xu Jiajia suddenly coughed, and directly squirted out a mouthful of saliva that was in her mouth just now, and sprayed the face of the so-called miracle doctor in front of her.
The divine doctor hurriedly took out a piece of paper where to wipe his face, and then Xu Jiajia looked at the divine doctor there alone and smirked: "Hey, hey, hey......"
It seems that it's really right to bring Xu Jiajia here today, if Guo Yao is asked to play a fool, it is estimated that she will not be willing to kill her, and only Xu Jiajia who learns acting will be so willing to play a fool.
"Divine doctor, do you see what's coming?" Guo Jia asked anxiously.
I saw that the divine doctor shook his head, and then said, "I can't see anything for the time being, I'll take her pulse, and stretch out my hand." ”
Xu Jiajia turned her head and looked at the divine doctor blankly, without the slightest intention of stretching out her hand, Guo Jia patted her, and then directly grabbed her hand and handed it over.
I saw Xu Jiajia's resentful eyes staring at Guo Jia, as if to say, I'm acting, what kind of mess are you adding.
The divine doctor stretched out his right hand, then pressed on Xu Jiajia's pulse, calmly checked the pulse there, and then looked at Guo Jia worriedly and said, "I'm afraid this disease is not very easy to treat!" ”
"What's the matter, Divine Doctor, don't scare me." Guo Jia said with a panicked face.
The divine doctor shook his head and said: "Hey, the pulse is stable, and there should be no problem with the body, but the brain, you also know that Western medicine has no treatment method, but fortunately, you met me." ”
Saying that, he took out a piece of paper from behind, and the dragon and phoenix wrote the prescription on it, and said to Guo Jia: "Wu's mother's son's condition is more similar to that of you, a patient, and it is cured by this medicine, you buy it back first and eat it, and then come back if it is not good." ”
It seems that this Mother Wu has already greeted this 'miracle doctor', and even the words have been stringed.
"Can it really be cured, Divine Doctor?" Guo Jia asked.
The divine doctor immediately patted his chest and promised: "Of course you can, if you don't feel good after taking the medicine, you will come back and smash my signboard." ”
Guo Jia sneered, when the medicine is finished, the ghost knows where you have gone, and he smashed your signboard, you have a fart signboard.
"Then thank you Divine Doctor, where are you going to prescribe this medicine?" Guo Jia asked.
The divine doctor grinned at this time and said, "The medicinal materials in here are very precious, and there must be no other place, just when you come to me, I will match you with a pair." ”
After saying that, the divine doctor turned around and walked to the medicine cabinet, and then began to grab the medicine, and soon a large bag of medicine was packed and placed on the table.
"Take it, this medicine will cure this fool." The doctor said.
Xu Jiajia heard that the divine doctor actually called himself a fool, and was about to jump up from the seat, Guo Jia hurriedly held it down and said, "Divine doctor, how much does this medicine cost." ”
The divine doctor said: "I see that you were introduced by Mother Wu, and I will accept you eighty-eight thousand." ”
I'm obedient, you really dare to speak, eighty-eight, why don't you grab it.
Guo Jia was a little embarrassed and said, "Divine doctor, this is too expensive, can it be cheaper." ”
At this time, the acting skills of the miracle doctor also broke out, and with a bang, his hand slapped on the table, shaking the paper on the table to fly, and said angrily: "It's still too expensive to see a doctor, you know, this is my exclusive secret recipe, and it took me more than ten years of hard work to find the medicinal materials in it, and eighty thousand eight is already cheap for you." ”
Mother Wu hurriedly grabbed Guo Jia at this time and said: "Little brother, this is only 80,000, I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars when I treated my son, look at your friend, he looks so handsome, wouldn't it be a pity if he kept being stupid." ”
looks like it's all for Guo Jia's good.