Chapter Eighty-Three: Trivial
Just as I was about to listen carefully to Zhang Dan's story, Shen Rui opened the bedroom door and looked at Zhang Dan and me with interest.
"Why did you two run together in the middle of the night?" Shen Rui said meaningfully.
Zhang Dan said teasingly: "Sister Rui, you are too dishonest to sleep at night. I'm afraid you'll make people stronger! ”
Zhang Dan's words reminded me of Shen Rui's sleeping position.
Shen Rui is indeed too dishonest to sleep, either putting her arms around your neck, or putting her legs on your legs, or even on your waist.
In addition, when you only wear a nightdress when you sleep, the following content will definitely be looming, and a man can't hold it.
Shen Rui snorted, and said angrily: "Just you slut, if you are not strong, I will burn incense and worship the Buddha!" I'm still strong with you! ”
Shen Rui said as she entered the toilet.
Immediately afterwards, there was a "whooshing" sound of water in the toilet, followed by a "boom", and the sound of running water sounded from the toilet.
There is no doubt that Shen Rui must be convenient.
I don't know why, when I heard Shen Rui's "whooshing" sound just now, I was actually shameless.
I cursed myself in my heart, why am I always so sensitive!
Zhang Dan also seemed to feel my body reacting, turned his head and said with a smile: "Xiao Nan, you are so urine!" Is there a reaction? ”
I turned my head in embarrassment, embarrassed to look at Zhang Dan again.
Zhang Dan covered his mouth and laughed "giggle", lowered his voice and said in my ear: "Xiao Nan, when you become my sister's person in the future, my sister's performance will definitely open your eyes!" ”
At first, I didn't react, I didn't know what Zhang Dan was talking about, and then I reacted, Zhang Dan was going to perform for me......
My face immediately flushed, and blood rushed to my head.
At this moment, Shen Rui came out of the bathroom.
Shen Rui saw my flushed face, and asked me in surprise, "Xiao Nan, what's wrong with you?" Why is even the neck red? ”
I touched my neck, and my neck was hot.
I lowered my head and said embarrassedly, "Nothing! It's nothing! ”
Shen Rui moved her gaze from my face to Zhang Dan's face, and said speechlessly, "Zhang Dan, you must be teasing Xiao Nan again, right?" ”
Zhang Dan shook his head and said with a smile: "It's not me this time, it's you!" ”
Shen Rui was surprised and asked suspiciously, "Me?" ”
Zhang Dan nodded: "No!" The sound of you going to the toilet just now aroused Xiao Nan's great interest! ”
Shen Rui immediately figured out what was going on, and couldn't help but take a sip: "It's really you, I'm really drunk!" ”
When Shen Rui walked to the door of the bedroom, she turned her head to Zhang Dan and said, "Zhang Dan, are you still coming back to sleep?" ”
Zhang Dan shook his head, hugged me and said, "I want to talk with Xiao Nan at night to enhance the relationship!" ”
Shen Rui turned her head and looked at me: "Xiao Nan, don't think nonsense in the future." I'm your godmother, you know? ”
I was embarrassed and shy by Shen Rui.
I'm really, how can I have that kind of thought about Shen Rui, I'm too much.
"Xiao Nan, you can't always hold on! Put it when it's time to put it! Is the first time so precious? I'm speechless, older than those old pedants! Shen Rui said, turned his head and went back to the bedroom.
Zhang Dan struck while the iron was hot and said in my ear: "Xiao Nan, did you hear that?" Sister Rui said that you always can't hold back. Come on, sister, help you, don't want money! ”
Zhang Dan said as he reached under me.
I immediately moved to the other side of the sofa and said angrily, "Sister Dan, can we still play amicably?" ”
Zhang Dan "giggled" and laughed: "You little guy, I'd rather hold it than let it out, your perseverance is commendable!" However, the more you are like this, the more my sister likes it! ”
I was speechless.
In order to divert Zhang Dan's attention, I said to Zhang Dan: "Sister Dan, what did you want to tell me just now?" ”
Zhang Dan said "oh": "If you don't say it, I forgot, but I don't want to say it now!" I'd like to talk to you about something else now! ”
I made a stop gesture: "Sister Dan, if it's a matter of going to bed, I think it's better to forget it!" ”
Zhang Dan glared at me angrily: "Am I so vulgar?" ”
I pouted in my heart, not a little vulgar, but too vulgar.
But I know that Zhang Dan is only vulgar to me, and he must be very arrogant to others.
What a pity! I have Ma Jiao, otherwise I would really give the first time to Zhang Dan.
Zhang Dan and I chatted sentence by sentence, chatting and chatting, and we fell asleep unconsciously.
When I woke up again, it was already slightly bright.
I looked up at the clock on the wall, and it was six in the morning.
I turned my head and saw Zhang Dan curled up on the sofa, sleeping very soundly.
I really can't imagine how Zhang Dan and I fell asleep on the sofa so narrow.
Thinking that I slept with Zhang Dan all night, although we didn't do anything, I couldn't help but feel a little throbbing in my heart.
Looking at Zhang Dan's sleeping face, I found that Zhang Dan is really a peerless beauty, especially since she is so quiet now, like a sleeping beauty who has been sleeping for thousands of years.
I had an urge to kiss her on the forehead.
I was afraid that Zhang Dan would catch a cold, so I covered Zhang Dan's body with the summer coolness on my body.
Zhang Dan seemed to be awakened by my movements, first opened his hazy eyes, and then rubbed and looked at me.
When Zhang Dan rubbed his eyes, the quilt almost fell to the ground.
I quickly grabbed the quilt, put it on Zhang Dan's body again, and said to her, "Sister Dan, you can sleep for a while!" ”
Zhang Dan sobered up a lot, and asked me suspiciously: "Xiao Nan, what time is it?" ”
I said, "Sister Dan, at six o'clock, you can sleep a little longer!" ”
When Zhang Dan heard that it was only six o'clock, he immediately closed his eyes again.
I turned around and walked towards the kitchen, preparing the kettle water to make breakfast for Shen Rui and Zhang Dan.
It's always Shen Rui who makes breakfast for me, and today I got up early and made breakfast for Shen Rui.
Over the years, because no one loved me, I learned how to scramble eggs, roast steamed bun slices, and fry ham sausages when I was six or seven years old.
I can guarantee that, with the exception of a handful of chefs, there is no one who is better than my scrambled eggs and crispy on the outside and tender on the inside than my baked steamed buns.
"Xiao Nan, you are so good to your sister! If only you could really become your sister's man! Zhang Dan suddenly said such a sentence.
I turned around and saw Zhang Dan with his eyes closed.
Zhang Dan must have said this because I covered her with a quilt.
People's hearts are flesh and blood, and if you are good to others, others will naturally be good to you.
I smiled and said nothing, put on Shen Rui's apron and started cooking.
At half past six, I had everything ready and waited for Shen Rui and Zhang Dan to get up.
Normally, Shen Rui gets up at half past six.
At about 6:34 a.m., I heard the sound of getting dressed in the bedroom, and Shen Rui should have gotten up.
I immediately started frying eggs, baking steamed bun slices, hot milk, and frying ham sausages.
After a while, Shen Rui walked out of the bedroom.
When Shen Rui saw that it was me cooking, she said in surprise: "Xiao Nan, it's you cooking!" ”
I nodded.
Shen Rui said in surprise: "I thought it was Zhang Dan who suddenly found out to cook for us with his conscience!" ”
Zhang Dan and Shen Rui have been together for so long, and they have never cooked a meal for Shen Rui, and it is Shen Rui who cooks for Zhang Dan.
My conversation with Shen Rui woke up Zhang Dan, Zhang Dan rubbed his sleepy eyes and sat up, yawned and said, "You two get up early in the morning and talk so loudly, I don't know if anyone is still sleeping?" ”
"Well deserved! Who made you complain, not sleeping in the house at night, but running to the couch! I would have called Xiao Nan back to the house if I had known! Shen Rui said angrily as she walked into the bathroom and began to wash.
Zhang Dan smiled awkwardly and said nothing.
Zhang Dan sat up, walked to the kitchen, wrinkled his nose, closed his eyes, sniffed, and said, "Wow! It smells so good! Xiao Nan, I didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good. If you were my husband, I would have no worries about food and clothing in the future! ”
Listening to Zhang Dan's words, I almost fainted.
It turns out that Zhang Dan is a lazy woman!
Zhang Dan seemed to see my thoughts, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't eat your food in vain, I will serve you comfortably every day." ”
Zhang Dan said, raised his shoulders, winked at me, and pouted to give me a flying kiss.
I yelled in my heart, if I am mistaken, here it is again, it is now past six o'clock in the morning! Do you want me to pitch a tent early in the morning?