"Fifth Master!" Xie Jingwen recognized the voice, but obviously didn't know where the other party was talking.

I turned my head to look at the lawn on the left side of the gate: "That friend, since you have opened your mouth, why don't you come out to meet you?" ”

"You're really capable of something. However, your little ability is not the capital that can insult my brother.

A woman dressed in black appeared in the lawn, her person was standing there all the time, but she was just one with the surroundings, and our attention was focused on Xie Jingwen's body, so we didn't notice the existence of the other party.

I looked at the other party with interest and said, "You should be Sun Yifan's wife, right?" What I meant was ......"

The other party forcibly interrupted me without waiting for me to explain: "You don't have to quibble about anything, my brother doesn't allow anyone to insult me." What you have just said is a capital offense. ”

"Yes!" Monk Shi spread his hands and said, "Sun Yifan not only taught the idiot apprentice, but also got an unreasonable daughter-in-law. ”

I looked at the woman coldly: "If you think I'm insulting Sun Yifan, that's fine, what do you want, draw a line!" ”

The other party's eyes gradually became cold, but Dou Po spoke first: "Sun Yifan's daughter-in-law is becoming more and more promising, and the two children are fighting, and they are personally involved in the battle." Could you please help me ask Sun Yifan, does he still want to be shameless? ”

The woman said sharply: "Old soybean, you'd better not get an inch!" ”

Dou Po's face sank: "Is it my old soybean that has to be inched in, or is your Sun Xiaomei shameless?" Your own apprentice disgraced your grandfather's face like a fool, you don't slap him with a big mouth, but turn around and charge my godson, and you want to do it yourself. ”

Ignoring the other party's pale face, Dou Po rolled up her sleeves to herself: "You touch them and try it, the old lady will immediately send what you just did to the Hanging Mirror Division, I want to see if your grandfather has the face to make trouble." ”

Sun Xiaomei said with a gloomy face: "I don't care who is right or wrong, I dare to insult my brother." Today, I gave them two choices, one was to kneel down in front of the Hanging Mirror Division and apologize to my brother with ten slaps; The second is to wait for an inch. ”

I said coldly, "If you want me to slap yourself, you have to have such a big face." I originally had three points of respect for Sun Yifan, but now it seems that he is not a serious good bird, he can't do it himself, let the old ladies in the family out and sprinkle it, he is especially a gentleman. ”

I obviously knew that after saying this, it would be impossible to be nice to the other party again, but I couldn't do it if I pretended to be a grandson.

"You're looking for death!" When Sun Xiaomei's murderous aura skyrocketed, Dou Po also took a step: "If you have the ability, you can try it in front of me!" ”

Sun Xiaomei talked to Dou Po's peers, and according to Dou Po's algorithm, she was really one generation higher than us. She dared to make a move, that is, to bully the small, and Dou Po naturally had a reason to fight back.

Sun Xiaomei said in a deep voice: "Old soybean, you listen to me." I, Sun Xiaomei, will not do anything to depreciate my identity, but you godsons don't want to mix up in the art path anymore. ”

"As long as I Sun Xiaomei is there for a day, I will let them not be able to do a single business, until they go to plead guilty to my brother. Jingwen, let's go! Sun Xiaomei threw down a sentence, turned around with Xie Jingwen and walked out.

I turned to the other party's back and said, "The surname is Sun, you can also listen to me." You'd better watch that second-class apprentice in your house, and the next time we meet, I'll kill him! ”

Sun Xiaomei's footsteps paused slightly: "Then let's see who has the ability!" ”

After Sun Xiaomei left, Dou Po spoke: "Now you are really in trouble." Sun Xiaomei is a notoriously ghostly, and the people she targets rarely escape from her palm. ”

I shook my head and said, "Some things come sooner or later, instead of being timid, it is better to tear your face directly and see whose life is hard." ”

"You, you, newborn calves are not afraid of tigers!" Dou Po walked back while counting me, "Sun Xiaomei ranks fifth among the Seven Hidden Moon Trees, is responsible for collecting intelligence, and has a wide range of contacts, both good and evil have her friends, she doesn't make a move herself, and some people are willing to help her." I'm afraid it's not going to end well for you this time. ”

Ye Ember pouted and said, "Mother Dou, don't you always increase the ambition of others and destroy your own prestige?" Isn't it just an unreasonable little girl? ”

Dou Po said: "You, you still don't know what you are doing wrong!" Actually, Sun Xiaomei is not an unreasonable person, but the premise is that you can't say that Sun Yifan is bad. Who said that Sun Yifan is not good, even if what you say is right, the Seven Moons will pounce on you like a mad dog to make trouble. ”

I saw that Ye Yan was still unconvinced, so I quickly changed the topic and said: "Sun Xiaomei's surname is Sun, and she is also called Sun Yifan's 'brother'." They can't be brother and sister, right? ”

Dou Po said: "The seven sisters of the moon all follow Sun Yifan's surname, and they all call Sun Yifan 'brother'." Because Sun Yifan said that he is now monogamous, he wants to marry everyone who covers the moon and Qishu, and no one is reluctant, so he simply doesn't marry anyone, and the seven girls all call her brother. ”

"Beautiful!" Monk Shi, who was sitting on the edge of the table, gave a thumbs up and said, "I just serve such a gentleman, take the stinky shameless thing as a reason, and deceive a group of people into a daze." Didn't Sun Yifan practice any special exercises, right? ”

"I don't know." Dou Po shook her head. Many people have doubted this, but Sun Yifan himself is tight-lipped. However, since the Nianhua School is named after the Nianhua, it should have similar exercises. ”

Dou Po said and said that she didn't know which tendon was wrong: "You take a good look at Sun Yifan, you are all in your forties, and you can still deceive a group of little girls into a mess, a few of you are good, all of them are not small, I don't know how to go out to soak girls, I know that it is not out of tune to frame together."

Dou Po's fingers pointed at the noses of the three of us one by one: "I have never seen the three old men go to the toilet together." Are you planning to split yourself in the future to pass on your ancestry? ”

Ye Yan glanced at Dou Po half-deadly: "The premise of looking for a sister is that you have to have a girl to find, right?" We are now on the rise of our careers......"

"Phew!" Dou Po almost spit into Ye Yan's rice bowl, "You are all blind!" Isn't the winning girl a ready-made girl? Hurry up and say, which of you is going to chase her? ”

After Lu Xiaoying came back from Sandao Gangzi, he lived in Ye Yan's house in a grand manner. According to her, the Six Divisions are not strict with the management of warlocks. She resigned for the sake of the gods and ghosts, and in order to keep her, she was forced to change it to a long leave, as for when this leave will be put on, God knows!

Ye Yan moved his nest with his rice bowl: "Don't look at me, Lu Xiaoying is not the type I like." ”

Monk Shi was more direct: "The poor monk has already converted to Buddhism, and he is not close to women in this life. ”

Dou Po glared at Monk Shi fiercely before looking at my face. I was just about to speak, but Lu Xiaoying took the first step: "Don't mind, my name is Lu Xiaoying, I just hope that I will win all the way in life, if I really let me be with Wu Zhao, it will be the beginning of failure in life." ”

I was so angry by Lu Xiaoying: "What's wrong with me? Why did you fail in life with me? ”

"I think what Xiao Ying said is reasonable!" Monk Shi grinned, "Let's not say anything else, he doesn't have the tendon in his head that chases girls!" ”

"Everyone else is playing tennis and badminton with his sister, and he can carry a knife to fight with others about cold weapons; Others can accompany the girl to candlelight dinner, and he can drag people to roast white potatoes under the roots of the mountain; Others can accompany his sister to see the stars, and he can take his sister to the graveyard to see wild ghosts...... Anyway, there's nothing he can't do! ”

"Fart!" I scolded, "Is Lao Tzu as unbearable as you say? ”

"I'll testify to this!" Ye Yan raised his hand and asked, "That day, Wu Zhao watched a TV series and saw a girl dog dead, holding the puppy and crying, he said on the side: What is there to cry about, a spirit talisman will go down and bring the soul back." Do you listen to this saying? Don't take advantage of this time to comfort the girl, just go up to summon the spirit, and he can do it! ”

"Besides, Lao Tzu will kill you!" I can't stand them singing together.

Lu Xiaoying stretched out a hand and scratched the bridge of his nose: "Wu Zhao, if you want to clarify the facts, you have to come up with evidence!" To show that you are empathetic, you should look at what else is not being done in the house, such as ...... The ground was not dragged or anything. ”

"Is the ground not mopping?" I was furious, "It's your turn to clean up the house today, right?" You're trying to trick me into mopping the floor, aren't you? I'm not going to chase you! ”

Lu Xiaoying rolled his eyes: "Now it's up to you to prove by yourself that there is still enough power to dig up, and the four of us will supervise it." ”

"When will I ......" I finally flinched at the disdainful glances of the four of them: "I'll get it!" ”

I carried a mop to mop the living room brightly: "Lu Xiaoying, I'm done mopping your ground!" Look at ......"

"My land?" Lu Xiaoying said, "This is our family, okay?" If this is my land, then don't tread on it! ”

When Lu Xiaoying turned his head, he happened to see a mung bean fly flying over from the house, and raised his hand to point at the fly: "This is my land, don't go, float over my ground like it." ”

"Lu Xiaoying-" I was so angry that I nailed the fly to the wall, "you remember it for me!" Sooner or later, I'm going to nail you to the wall like that fly! ”

Lu Xiaoying sneered: "Then are you still planning to worship me with three incense sticks in the morning and evening?" ”

I was about to be mad by Lu Xiaoying: "You dare to take advantage of me!" ”

"Do you have a bargain to take advantage of? Ha-" Lu Xiaoying smiled weirdly and walked away.

Ye Yan stood up: "I'll go for a walk." ”

Monk Shi walked away with a bowl, saying that he was going to recite the scriptures. Dou Po only said: "It's good to be young!" ”

What bullshit!

In the next few days, I found out that I had never won a fight with Lu Xiaoying. But the more I couldn't win against her, the more I wanted to get a game back; But the more I tried to turn the tables, the more I lost badly.

Later, I summed up a sentence, it is better to fight with Lu Xiaoying, it is better to use force directly to hurry up, at least I still have a chance to win, purely bickering, I have no chance at all.

That day, I was thinking about how to win a small win, but I saw Jiang Yan running in from the outside. I haven't seen Jiang Yan for almost half a year since the Guan's business, and the first thing he said when he came in was: "Brother Ang, you can save me!" ”