Chapter 1053 Car
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"Planting space ......" Wei Qingqing gave Zheng Beihai a ring, "Didn't you always want one?" Isn't it nice that your wish is finally coming true? ”
"Dad, you are my own father......" Zheng Beihai gave Wei Qingqing a big hug, took over the planting space, and directly confessed to the owner with blood.
"From now on, don't call Zheng Beihai, call Wei Beihai......" Wei Qingqing said with a smile.
"Huh??" Zheng Beihai was stunned, "Why??" ”
"Because the Zheng family doesn't need you anymore, from now on, you will have your father's surname......" Wei Qingqing said with a smile.
"I said that my father-in-law ......" Nie Canglong glanced at Yang Ming, "Your daughter-in-law is so perverted, will it infect your daughter?" ”
"Of course this won't happen......" Yang Ming shook his head vigorously, "This kind of thing is not hereditary......
"When I say heredity, it's not just genetic inheritance, but also inheritance and memory...... Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"Probably not, right??" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows and said with some uncertainty.
"I regret it......" Nie Canglong's face suddenly turned bitter melon color, "Can you regret it?" ”
"Of course not...... Yang Ming's mouth showed a sinister smile, "What??" Are you going to regret it? If so, I will tell Aunt Qin that you regret the marriage because my daughter is a woman among women......"
"That's still it......" Nie Canglong immediately laughed, "Anyway, with my daughter-in-law in check, I believe that no matter what quality of daughter-in-law she has, she can become a veritable celebrity lady under her tutelage......"
"Dad, can I have the surname Yang? ? I want to be surnamed Yang......" Zheng Beihai timidly spoke, so many brothers and sisters are all surnamed Yang. is the only one whose surname is Zheng, making it seem like he is not from this family, of course, the eldest sister does not count.
"This ......" Wei Qingqing saw the child's eager expression. Suddenly I couldn't bear it, "Okay, anyway, my father has brothers and sisters at home, so you don't need it, you will be surnamed Yang in the future, and you will be called Yang Beihai......"
"Thank you, Dad......" Yang Beihai was suddenly overjoyed, hugged Wei Qingqing, and kissed her fiercely on the face.
"Dad is here......" Yang Ming saw that his head was full of black lines, this little rabbit cub was definitely deliberately revenge on his mother for letting him be surnamed Zheng.
"Hahahaha......" Yang Beihai laughed. hugged Yang Ming, leaving a string of saliva on his face, "Dad, dear Dad......"
"Okay, okay......" A black line appeared on Yang Ming's head at that time, "Are you going to wash my face??" ”
"Hahaha......" Yang Beihai laughed. Dad, I'm going to play......" said and ran away as soon as he slipped away.
"This little rabbit cub ......" Yang Ming couldn't help but shake his head and smile, and gently wiped the saliva on his face, "It's so big, it's like a child......"
"I see you're crazy......" Wei Qingqing glanced at Yang Ming, "Your own son calls you Dad." Do you feel lighter?? ”
"Isn't it just two taels??" Yang Ming was happy, "It's obviously two catties......
"He should call me Dad......" Wei Qingqing's little mouth pouted, "You snatched my son away......"
"Then I'll give you back another son...... Yang Ming glanced at his daughter-in-law with a ** look and said.
"Get out...... Wei Qingqing's face turned red at that time, and she glanced at her husband angrily and said.
"You don't know that, you know??" Nie Canglong glared at the two of them. "Now it's not about who robbed whose son and who returned whose son, but you actually gave all the gifts I prepared for my daughter-in-law to your son, and even in front of me. Are you guys going too far?? ”
"Won't you just turn your back??" Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes, "Why do you say you're so dead-eyed??" ”
"You're quite reasonable...... Nie Canglong was immediately angry, "Do you guys do this?" You're too much of a bully, aren't you?? ”
"Come on...... Yang Ming waved his hand, "What should you do, what should you do, your daughter-in-law, we promise not to abuse the head office, right?" ”
"Don't worry, if I dry it, they will have a thin mouthful, look at you stinky and virtuous ......" Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes, "If you let your fans know that you are so stingy, there must not be many suicides......"
"For the sake of your fans......" Yang Ming sighed, "Hurry up and be generous......
"You two are so shameless...... Nie Canglong trembled angrily.
"Hurry up and ......" Zhao Chuanxi shouted outside the hospital, "Brother, the car is ready, it's time to go......"
"I'm too lazy to take care of you......" Nie Canglong glared at the two of them, and then went out angrily.
At the entrance of Zhengjia Village, this time, there were more people seeing them off, and almost all the people in Zhengjia Village came out, which seemed very grand.
"In-laws, don't worry, I won't ...... your daughters-in-law and children hungry" Wei Qingqing waved his hand at Nie Canglong with a smile, "But big fish and big meat don't dare to guarantee it, hehehehe, after all, raising a daughter is more expensive than raising a son......
"In order for our daughter to live a life of big fish and meat, I think it is still necessary for you to provide some appropriate financial support...... "Sister-in-law Liu said with a smile.
"Sensei take care of them......," Yang Ming smiled, "They are all joking with you, you can just come to hundreds of life planets, small world cultivation space or something, and just come to hundreds of cars......"
"I feel like we've fallen into the bandits' den......" Aunt Qin's grandmother sat in the car, feeling chills all over, and glanced at Nie Canglong, "Let's go, go to a place full of warmth and love......"
"Chuanxi, hurry up and go......" Nie Canglong glared at Zhao Chuanxi, "What are you doing stupidly??" Waiting for lunch?? ”
"Oh, oh......" Zhao Chuanxi hurriedly responded, and with a wave of the whip, the ox cart carried everyone slowly off.
"Hey, hey, ......" left Zhengjia Village, and Aunt Qin's grandmother immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Finally escaped, this Yang Ming's house, there is no fuel-efficient lamp......"
"Hey......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "I feel like you're much more advanced than them......"
"What do you mean??" The girl wasn't happy. "There's a kind of ...... you have made your words clear"
"Sister......" Sister Bai hugged the girl's arm, "What he means is that you are a lamp without oil, a high-tech product." He said so, if you don't fix him, you will lose your majesty in our minds in the future......"
"That's ......" Yuan Siyu nodded vigorously, "Hurry up and clean him up, let him know who is in charge of the harem......
"Sister, I fully support any decision you make......" Bian Lanlan hurriedly said.
"Sister, don't hesitate......" Zhang Xiaohua'er glanced at the man evilly, "If you hesitate again." It's time for your Majesty to be cleared......"
"No......" Gu Yunfeng pretended to stop it, "Comrade Little Green Snake is too dangerous, sister, I don't allow you to risk yourself......"
"What danger could it be??" Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng, "You will be alarmist here......
"What alarmism?? Comrade Little Green Snake on the night of the full moon. But it's going to turn into a wolf, my sister is such a weak woman, why don't you let him eat it in three or two bites?? Gu Yunfeng glanced at Yuan Siyu and said.
"I said you ......" A black line suddenly appeared on Nie Canglong's head, "I recruited you to provoke you??" ”
"You recruited us, you also provoked us......" Nie Qin glanced at the man with a smile and said.
"I'm talking to them. What are you talking about?? Nie Canglong glared at Nie Qin and said.
"Okay, okay, I won't speak......" Nie Qin Qiao glanced at the man and stopped talking.
"Brother, your taste is heavy enough, even your aunt ......" Zhao Chuanxi sighed.
"Spread the joy. Don't talk nonsense......" Zheng Dongfang forced a smile and glanced at Zhao Chuanxi, "Your brother is also forced to ......"
"Men, sometimes they can't help themselves......" Zhang Haitong shook his head and sighed, and said.
"What do you three mean??" Nie Qin was in front of Nie Canglong. is docile like a kitten, but it doesn't mean that she really has cat attributes, this stupid big sister is a veritable shrew.
"We don't mean anything...... Zheng Dongfang felt the hairs on his body stand up, "I feel that so many of us are crowded into one car, it seems that we are too small...... "As he spoke, he jumped out of the car, and then with a wave of his hand, an ox cart appeared in front of him, and the cows were all set, "I'd better take my own car......"
"Uncle Zheng, pick me ......" Zhang Haitong's figure flashed, and he rushed to Zheng Dongfang's car.
"Brother, I think you should catch the car yourself, what do you think??" Zheng Dongfang ran away with Zhang Haitong, and Zhao Chuanxi felt uncomfortable.
"I'm driving ......" Gu Yunfeng flew up and kicked Zhao Chuanxi down, "Do you think that without you, we won't be able to play??" ”
"That's a good ......" Zhao Chuanxi fell to the ground lightly, and then flew into Zheng Dongfang's car, "My brother's craftsmanship is good, how many years has it been??" It's still the same as new......"
"I think it's time for us to change cars...... "The girl glanced at the man, "what do you think?" ”
"But the cars I used to make were all from Su Su's......" Nie Canglong said helplessly.
"Can't you just make another one??" The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.
"What can be done is can be done, but what is the use of making it?? You're going to be done......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"What if I don't??" The girl glared at the man and said.
"You said it earlier, you said it earlier, didn't I just do it??" Nie Canglong smiled, jumped out of the car, and started to make a car.
"Bull Demon King, you stay and pull the cart ......" The girl glanced at the Bull Demon King who was following behind and said.
"Don't worry, auntie, pulling a cart is Lao Niu's strength...... "How dare the Bull Demon King say anything else?? patted his chest and promised his aunt and grandmother again and again.
"Hmm......" the girl nodded, "Let's keep walking, don't stop......"
Nie Canglong is now a master of the Dao Breaking Realm, and the speed of making a car is very fast, just in the blink of an eye, a beautiful ox cart is made, this ox cart is huge, it looks like a moving house. The local is full of pride.
"Master, you are so atmospheric......" The Bull Demon King turned into the main body, pulling the cart beautifully, looking relaxed and freehand.
"You're a big buffalo and you're going to be a sycophant?? Where's your festival?? Nie Canglong sat in the car. I couldn't help but roll my eyes, "Hurry up and speed up for me, catch up......"
"Okay??" The Bull Demon King hesitated, "Your car is so big, I'm afraid it will fall apart if it's too fast......."
"What do you mean??" Nie Canglong immediately became angry, "Are you doubting the quality of this car?" ”
"How dare you ......" The hair on the Bull Demon King's body suddenly stood up, spread his four hooves, and ran quickly.
The roads are getting worse and worse, and there are big potholes in many places. Aunt Qin's grandmother and they had already stopped in front of a big pit in front of them.
"Hahaha......" Nie Canglong drove the ox cart, and finally caught up, stopped at the back of the convoy, and began to get stuck. What do you think?? Scared by the car I made, right?? ”
"There's a big pit ahead, I can't get past it, I think we can go back......" The girl shook her head and sighed.
"Let's change the car...... Nie Canglong beckoned to the girl, "Don't talk about a pit, even if it's a mountain." I can turn over this car......"
"Change the car......" The girl got out of the car, and directly climbed into the big car newly made by Nie Canglong, and before entering the car, she patted the man's shoulder vigorously, "I am very optimistic about your craftsmanship, don't let me down......"
"Don't worry......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes. When have I ever let you down? ”
"I'm optimistic about you......" Sister Bai rushed to the car, patted the man on the shoulder, "Don't let me down......" said and got into the carriage.
"Little Green Snake, I'll wait for you in the car......" Yuan Siyu rushed to the car. He winked at the man and entered the carriage beautifully.
"Little Green Snake ......" Bian Lanlan led Nie Qin and came up together, "I'm optimistic about you......"
"What......" Nie Qin directly began to sneak attack, and his red lips smacked fiercely on the man's cheek.
"Brother Nie......" Zhang Xiaohuaer rushed to the car, glanced at the man shyly, handed him a roll of toilet paper, "Wipe your face......" said and entered the carriage.
"What should I do?" Gu Yunfeng rolled his eyes, "How can this be ......?"
"Let this old cow go back, look at its listless appearance, eighty percent miss Uncle Zhang......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Moo......" The old cow suddenly began to moo, and a slender tail flicked around irritably.
"Okay...... Gu Yunfeng patted the cow's buttocks, "You go home by yourself......" said as he said, his figure flashed, and he appeared next to Nie Canglong, sitting side by side with him.
"Let's go in......," Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"Why don't you go in......" Gu Yunfeng pouted and said.
"I don't dare, I'm afraid of being bullied......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "You don't know, Xiaojun is a crazy person......"
"Nonsense, my sister is a woman among women, if you dare to slander her again, I will duel with you......" Gu Yunfeng shook his little fist and said with grinning.
"You dare to duel with me?? Tired of being crooked, right?? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes.
"Although I can't beat you, we can change the form......" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, and his small mouth came to the man's ear, "I'll squeeze you dry in bed, haven't you heard??" There are only tired oxen, and there is no ploughed land......"
"The old cow is tired and doesn't die......," the Bull Demon King couldn't help but speak.
"Little green snake, it took advantage of me, you castrated it for me......" Gu Yunfeng's small mouth suddenly pouted, "cut it ......"
"I just said that I won't get tired of plowing the land, I didn't take advantage of you, besides, your figure is not the type I like, the cow I like, the legs should be short, the waist should be thick, the butt must be like a grinding plate, and the chest should hang down to the navel, hehehe......" The Bull Demon King began to fantasize, while fantasizing, he also laughed obscenely.
"It's so disgusting...... Gu Yunfeng suddenly shuddered, "It's so disgusting, I went in, I can't stand it......" said and crawled into the carriage.
"Moo......" The old scalper of Zhang Wenge's family turned the head of the car and went home.
"Hurry up......" Nie Canglong kicked the Bull Demon King's ass, "Why are you stunned??" ”
"I said sir......" The Bull Demon King was stupid at the time, "This pit in front is a big round pit, the diameter must be at least ten meters, and if the depth is less than five meters, you will let it bury me, can we get by??" ”
"My car, it's definitely fine, I just don't know if you have a problem, of course, if you're so useless......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "How mature do you think the steak is?" Anyway, I eat beef, which is usually fully cooked......"
"Let's go......" The Bull Demon King howled, spread his hooves, and rushed over frantically, weirdly, the ox cart was actually suspended in the air, and it passed directly, just like walking on the ground.
"Hey......" Zheng Dongfang shouted from behind, "How are we going to get there??" ”
"Fill in the pit, won't it come over??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and said angrily.
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