Chapter 5: A Miracle Happens
The so-called seeing is believing, hearing is false, what you see with your own eyes, what you hear with your own ears, Lu Xiaoxian is naturally convinced.
Long Jun shook his head with a wry smile and said, "If I say that the middle-aged beauty is not dead at all, do you believe it?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian didn't think about it, and immediately said, "I don't believe it!" ”
Long Jun smiled, and then, walked to Lu Xiaoxian's side, raised his right palm, and quickly slapped it on her buttocks, "If I say that you have hemorrhoids that have not healed for a long time, do you believe it?" ”
"You ......" Lu Xiaoxian's face flushed with shame, that's right, she does suffer from hemorrhoids that have not been cured for a long time, no matter whether she takes injections or medicines, it will not have the slightest effect, this is her secret, she didn't expect that Long Jun would actually know.
"What are you?" Long Jun said very seriously: "If you have hemorrhoids, don't eat chili peppers, understand?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "You don't need to worry about the old lady's affairs. ”
Long Jun shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "No wonder your temper is so stinky, it turns out that you are to blame for eating chili peppers indiscriminately." ”
"Shut up!" Lu Xiaoxian was so angry that he pulled out his police gun, pointed it at Long Jun's head, and said loudly: "Dare to talk nonsense, believe it or not, the old lady shot you?" ”
"Can you try it, see if your gun is fast, or my hand is fast?" Long Jun picked up the Longjing tea on the table and took a sip lightly, ignoring the police gun in Lu Xiaoxian's hand at all.
"You're looking for death!" Lu Xiaoxian was so angry that he opened the safety of the police gun, and when he was about to fire a warning gun, Long Jun took the police gun in his hand lightly with an incredible technique.
"In my eyes, this is not a police gun at all, but a piece of scrap metal." Long Jun played with the gun flower for a while, and then said with a smile: "It's still the same sentence, I didn't poison the middle-aged beauty, believe it or not." ”
"People are already dead, and you still have to quibble?" Lu Xiaoxian was so angry that she trembled, and reprimanded in a coquettish voice: "Long Jun, do you have a conscience?" Has your conscience been eaten by dogs? ”
Long Jun put the police gun back into Lu Xiaoxian's holster and said with a smile: "Don't worry, there are still ten minutes, and the truth will be revealed soon." ”
"What do you mean?" Lu Xiaoxian frowned and asked in a coquettish voice.
"Let's make a bet!" Long Jun said with great confidence: "Ten minutes later, if the middle-aged beauty dies, then, I, Long Jun, will immediately draw a confession." However, in ten minutes, if the middle-aged woman wakes up, then you will have to accompany me outside for a walk. ”
Long Jun was new to the city, and he was not familiar with the metropolis outside, so he thought of letting Lu Xiaoxian lead the way for him.
"She's already dead, okay?" Lu Xiaoxian said angrily.
"You don't need to continue to dwell on this problem, in short, time will tell." Long Jun put down the Longjing tea and said with a smile: "Captain Lu, do you dare to bet?" ”
At this moment, Long Jun's mobile phone rang with a melodious song.
Taking out his mobile phone, Long Jun quickly pressed the answer button, "Old man, old man, your call is really timely, I am in the interrogation room of the police station, you hurry up and find a way to save me!" ”
On the other end of the phone, the old man smiled: "What to save?" I heard that there are a lot of beautiful women in the police station! ”
Long Jun deliberately glanced at Lu Xiaoxian, and then said, "What kind of beautiful girl?" The police station is full of dinosaurs. ”
Hearing this, Lu Xiaoxian gritted his teeth in anger, flew up and kicked at Long Jun, and then roared loudly: "Long Jun, you are looking for death!" ”
Just now, when Long Jun was pushed into the interrogation room, Lu Xiaoxian had obviously confiscated his mobile phone, but now why did the mobile phone suddenly return to his hands? Lu Xiaoxian couldn't figure out what was going on for a while?
Long Jun deftly avoided Lu Xiaoxian's beautiful legs that came straight to him, and continued to talk to the old man.
"I said, old man, you've heard it, it's clearly the voice of a dinosaur monster." Long Jun smiled: "Come and save me, otherwise, I will show my hole cards, ha!" ”
"Don't!" The old man was so anxious that he shouted: "If you show your hole cards, then, our plan will be in vain, and your mysterious identity will never be mysterious again." ”
"What is the mystery of my identity? Accept special missions and protect Pretty Woman, so that it can be considered mysterious, ha! Long Jun smiled: "Old man, I can not show my hole cards for the time being, but you must tell me as soon as possible, what kind of special mission I am going to accept, and which beautiful woman to protect?" ”
"Stinky boy, how dare you blackmail the old man?" The old man gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, good, worthy of being my good apprentice, when you leave the police station, I will naturally tell you through WeChat, you must not mess around." In this world, there is nothing to solve for the time being, and you can't solve it. ”
Long Jun smiled: "Old man, you think too highly of me, ha!" ”
Hanging up the phone, Long Jun turned to look at Lu Xiaoxian, who was trembling with anger, but helpless.
"How about it, Sister Police Flower, do you dare to bet?" Long Jun looked at the time and said with a smile: "There is still one minute, and the truth will be revealed soon, ha!" ”
Lu Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, just bet, who is afraid of whom?" ”
"The turtle is afraid of the hammer, ha!" Long Jun put away his phone and said with a smile.
"Your sister is a turtle, and your whole family is a turtle!" Lu Xiaoxian was so angry that his face was flushed, but he was helpless.
Time passed, and soon, a minute had passed quietly, and at this moment, a male policeman pushed the door and said excitedly: "Report to the captain, a good thing, a great good thing." ”
Lu Xiaoxian frowned and asked, "What's the good thing?" ”
The male policeman said: "We just received a call from a colleague to report the good news, they said that the middle-aged beautiful woman who was hit and killed by a Mercedes-Benz just now miraculously woke up, and the first time she woke up, the first person to thank was the handsome young man who helped her treat her injuries and gave her medicine, this handsome young man seems to be called Long Jun." ”
"What? She didn't die? Lu Xiaoxian looked at the male policeman incredulously.
The male policeman nodded, and after reporting the situation truthfully, he turned and walked out of the interrogation room.
Long Jun picked up the slightly yellowed backpack from the interrogation room, and said with a smile: "Sister Police Flower, if you are willing to lose the bet, you won't pay the bills, right?" ”
Lu Xiaoxian glared at Long Jun fiercely and said, "Stinky scoundrel, is the old lady such a person?" ”
"I want to go to the city center first, and I'm tired of you leading the way, Captain Lu, ha!" Long Jun said as he walked straight out of the interrogation room.
Lu Xiaoxian stomped her feet angrily, and under the surprised and shocked gaze of her colleagues, she drove an off-road police car, carrying Long Jun, to the center of the bustling city.
Long Jun jumped out of the off-road police car and couldn't help but cheer as he looked at the bustling city center.
From childhood to adulthood, Long Jun has lived in the Medicine Spirit Valley, and in addition to studying medicine and practicing martial arts, he usually receives professional training in a secret base all day long, and rarely goes out at all, let alone comes to the bustling metropolis.
"What's it called? Mountain people are mountain people, no wonder I haven't seen the world, hum! Lu Xiaoxian was still angry about the bet just now, and now when he heard Long Jun's cheers, he would inevitably feel bored.
"The people in the mountains are wonderful in the mountains, you don't understand, ha!" Long Jun shrugged his shoulders indifferently and looked at Lu Xiaoxian, who had become particularly charming because of his anger.