"Aunt Ren, Aunt Ren, you are amazing......"

I don't know what to say in my poor language.

Aunt Ren looked a little surprised: "You know me?" How do you know my last name or something? ”

Why Aunt Ren, don't you recognize who I am? You just stopped a passerby and asked him to kick around, what kind of idea did you want?

"I, I usually like to read movies and magazines, I have seen your photos in some reports, and I know that you are a very powerful martial artist, hehehe, that's it......"

I have no choice but to say this kind of lie that will definitely be exposed in the future, in short, I am not ready to talk to Aunt Ren formally.

"Oh, you know who I am, that's easy......"

Aunt Ren took out another can of beer from her waist bag, leaned her back against the railing, and drank it with a bang.

Don't drink it! Aunt Ren, are you going to get drunk boxing? And I thought your fanny pack was filled with special props for martial arts, or a flying tiger claw night suit or something, but it turned out to be all beer?

"Boy, do you want to be an extra?"

"Huh?"

"I've been filming a kung fu drama series with the Yankees recently, and there aren't enough extras, so you can make up for it!"

Is this the "Legend of the Magic Ding" starring Amy? I don't want to be filming with Amy! And I pretended to be a passer-by to follow Aunt Ren to film, sooner or later I will be exposed!

"No, no need, Aunt Ren, I still have something to do, I'll go first......"

I said and turned to run.

"You dare!?" Aunt Ren yelled, almost screaming my heart out.

"Why、weishenme have to be an extra......"

I asked pitifully.

"No, I'm just not happy to look at those Yankees! You have to rely on a wire rope to turn your head, and you also charge big names in front of the camera...... It's better to shoot more extras who know kung fu! ”

"But, but you just said that I'm a layman and don't know kung fu!"

"You're better than they are, aren't you? Looking at your running posture, the muscles of the upper body should be exercised, and it should be quite photogenic when you play shirtless! ”

Huh? From the running position, can you not only tell where the injury is, but also how many muscles I have? In front of the martial arts seniors, how do I feel that wearing clothes is equal to not wearing them!

"Aunt Ren, you really know how to laugh, I'm an extra, so isn't it a show-stealing show?"

"That's right, I just want you to steal the show! Be ashamed, be ashamed of those leading actors! They are all about the same age as you, why are they pampered, a little more difficult, and a little bigger martial arts movements can't be done, so I have to modify the movements on the spot? ”

Although I am very happy to be able to help my previous aunt, if I am asked to do a 720-backflip + one-finger Zen landing on the spot, this kind of life-threatening difficult action, I still don't want Americans to see the joke.

"Well, Aunt Ren, thank you for your kindness...... I really don't have acting talent, can you let me go? ”

Aunt Ren raised the beer to her lips and snorted noncommittally.

"Who's to say you don't have acting talent? Ye Lin, isn't it quite decent that you pretend to be crazy and stupid in front of me? ”

Huh? It turns out that Aunt Ren, do you already know my identity? Did you just play me like a monkey and watch my jokes?

It's so much worse than I confessed my identity in the first place! My heart hangs in my throat, and I don't know how Aunt Ren will count me down.

"Hmph, do you think that my daughter's brain has been in water and she has liked you for so long, and I, as a mother, don't even go to confirm what you look like now?"

It seems that I have long been exposed, and Aunt Ren has been secretly observing me for some time.

I couldn't help but bow my head, if someone passed by, they would definitely think that it was the elders reprimanding the juniors.

Aunt Ren sighed.

"The family is unfortunate, this daughter follows me, and her IQ is 0 when she is in love, and I, as a person who has come over, can't help but check for my daughter."

As he spoke, he looked me up and down again.

"Boy, your face is crippled!"

For such an outspoken comment, I can only smile bitterly.

"I gave you candy before, didn't I? I remember that you were very cute when you were a child, and your father didn't give you a drink of Sanlu, so you became this virtue? ”

How should I answer? I said it's all your daughter's fault, it was she who bullied me so badly, causing me to swear revenge full of resentment, zuihou was born from the heart, and the result became the current fierce look?

It's really unspeakable! Xiaobawang didn't bully me in front of my mother, and I didn't complain to Aunt Ren out of manly self-esteem. When I was 6 or 7 years old, I couldn't help but make a small report, but now that I am in middle school, do I want to tell Aunt Ren about these things about Chen Sesame and rotten grain?

No, Aunt Ren, you just treat me as a genetic mutation.

"Hmph, you're so short on your legs."

Huh? How can I talk about the things I care about the most to my face! Aunt Ren, you're too much! I finally believed that my legs were not particularly short, so why remind me again!

"It's with your dad, right? Although you father and son are not low-pitched, they are both short-legged...... By the way, did your dad go back to teaching? ”

"No, no, no ......"

I replied without shame.

"It's useless! I used to tutor people in the early days, but then I gave up being a teacher completely, right? What are you doing now? I've heard that there is a strange online store that sells some inconsistencies, right? ”

It's not just a no-four! Those things are placed on the street, and they will definitely be confiscated by the police on charges of immorality!

"Isn't it just a failed marriage? I can't stand up with a blow, and if I hadn't had a son, I really doubt he would have grown eggs! ”

Hey, hey, Aunt Ren, you have a lot of virtue in your mouth, although my dad is also angry in my eyes, don't doubt that he is not a man!

"He is willing to degenerate, and his education must be a complete failure! You father and son, a pair of waste, I get angry when I look at it! ”

"Ren, Aunt Ren, you can scold me, don't scold my father, it's not easy for him to ......"

In a hurry, I almost said that my father is a senior commentator, and every time I read it, I write a report on my experience, which is not easy.

"Shut up! If Xiaoqin doesn't like you, I don't care if you live or die! He caused me trouble by educating such a wasteful son, and I already gave a lot of face without scolding him to my face! ”

Aunt Ren's snatching made me speechless.

Taking a breath a little, Aunt Ren asked again, "Ye Lin, what are you going to do about my daughter?" ”

"This ...... Now that we're young, isn't it time to fall in love? ”

Only at this moment, I thank the Dean from the bottom of my heart for his unchanging official tone.

"Don't perfunctory me! Now you are young, what about the future? What are you going to do in the future? ”

It seems that Aunt Ren will not let me go easily today.

I didn't think about what I was going to do in the future, but under Aunt Ren's knife-like gaze, I couldn't help but answer.

"Afterward...... In the future, Xiaoqin may not like me as much as before, right? ”

Aunt Ren's face sank.

"I know what my daughter is like. Just say if you like her or not! ”

"Huh? This ...... "I was embarrassed.

"You don't like her? Do you hate her? ”

"You can't say that......" I muttered.

"Boy, you mean, you don't know whether you hate or like my daughter?"

I hurried down the stairs, "Well, that's pretty much it......"

With a snap, the empty beer can was pinched flat by Aunt Ren with one hand.

She looked at me as if the lioness was trying to fight the attacking jackals in order to protect her children.

"Ye Lin, if I don't let it go, a girl of Xiaoqin's age will definitely suffer if she is with you for a long time...... I don't want that to happen! ”

I nodded vigorously, then felt something was wrong and started shaking my head again.

"I don't care how open-minded you young people are, in short, before you go to high school, you can do kissing at most, and I'll ask you if you go a little more!"

Aunt Ren, I have to say that you are a little too optimistic...... In fact, not only have we done kissing, but it is also tongue kissing, not only tongue kissing, but also openly done in your house when you go to the shower.

"What do you see? Are you not convinced? ”

Even Aunt Ren, who drank two cans of beer, had her eyes a little red.

"No, I'm not unconvinced...... But Aunt Ren, sometimes Xiaoqin is very scary, and I am completely passive! The trees want to be quiet and the wind doesn't stop! ”

What kind of absurdity her daughter looks like when her brain is dead, probably Aunt Ren can also imagine it, she was stunned for a long time, and then said slowly:

"I'm not completely unreasonable, if it's Xiaoqin's fault, I'll turn a blind eye, but I warn you...... If you dare to make Xiaoqin's belly bigger......"

The beer can, which had been pinched and flattened by Aunt Ren once, and no longer had any space for compression for ordinary people, actually made a clicking sound again, and turned into a metal block smaller than the CPU in Aunt Ren's palm.

Aunt Ren threw the metal block into the trash bin like a hidden weapon, and said lightly:

"That's what happened to your dad's eggs."

Huh? Even if there is a nuclear bomb-level tragedy that I make Xiaoqin pregnant, I should be punished, what does it have to do with my father's eggs?

"Do you think I don't want to pinch your balls? But when the time comes, Xiaoqin will definitely protect you, and I have to let your father bear it for me! ”