Chapter 0349: Brother, My Mom Lost Again
After a toss in the middle of the night. Xiang Tianliang slept until the middle of the day.
Entertaining is really a laborious thing, not to mention spending money, dealing with those bold women can make people tired and half dead.
Life can't always be all beautiful haode, and beautiful haode life will always pop up a little noise from time to time.
The dream is very sweet, but it is so illusory and ethereal, Xiang Tianliang dreamed again, in the dream, he really became the eighth master, not the eighth master in the small world on the eighth floor of the Construction Bureau, but the eighth master of Liu Qingqing's villa and Zhu Qin's huge old mansion, waiting for him and accompanying him to drink, no longer Chen Meilan, Yang Biqiao, Xia Liu and Bai Man, but Liu Qingqing, Li Yajuan, Ye Nan, Jiang Yuying, Zhu Qin and Huang Ying.
A small hand, chilly, passed through the thin sheet of skin and pinched Xiang Tianliang's nose.
Xiang Tianliang, who was accustomed to sleeping with his mouth closed, was blocked in his nasal cavity and snorted softly.
When I woke up, the dream was gone.
Xiang Tianliang shot a bolt of lightning, pinched his two fingers, and grabbed the little hand that sneaked up on him.
"Ouch......"
It was the exaggerated scream of a little girl.
When I woke up from my dream, I made a mistake in judgment and smiled embarrassedly at Tianliang.
"Girl, I'm sorry."
"I repeat, I'm twelve years old this year, I'm not a girl, my mother's name is Liu Qingqing, and my name is Liu Jingjing."
After saying the five "I" in one breath, Liu Jingjing couldn't hold it back, and she giggled first.
"Huh...... I said again, daoqian, I definitely didn't mean to, I'm a very haode, my mother's name is Lao Niang, and my name is Xiang Tianliang. ”
Liu Jingjing chuckled, climbed onto the bed, slapped Xiang Tianliang's buttocks, and said in the tone of an adult: "Big lazy worm, the sun is already on your buttocks, don't get up quickly." ”
Xiang Tianliang pretended to have a bitter look, "Alas, revolutionary work is tiring." ”
"Little section chief, what are you so good about, the frog at the bottom of the well, I don't know how thick the sky is."
"Hey, where did you learn that?"
Liu Jingjing said with a smile: "One of my grandfather's students, what mistake did he make, my grandfather trained him like this." ”
"Huh...... Hey, aren't you in class today? Xiang Tianliang looked at Liu Jingjing curiously, but everywhere she looked, it was her small figure, this girl is more and more like her mother, and in a few years, Qinghe will have another stunning beauty.
Liu Jingjing giggled again, "Silly old hat, today is twelve o'clock at noon on Saturday, giggle......"
Xiang Tianliang also smiled, I can't remember this day, but it's not a good thing.
Suddenly, Liu Jingjing lifted the sheet.
Xiang Tianliang shouted, and hurriedly reached out to pull the sheet, because he habitually had nothing on his body.
But he was a step too late, and Liu Jingjing jumped frog. Already rode on top of him.
is impartial, the little girl's dozens of catties of meat are just pressed against Xiang Tianliang.
fainted, and Xiang Tianliang blushed.
Liu Jingjing was innocent, riding on Xiang Tianliang's body, but like riding a horse, the two calves were clamped, and the little buttocks were also shrunk and released.
"Girl, come down quickly."
"I don't ...... Drive, drive...... Giggle......"
"You come down, Uncle will take you to play."
"You're my brother, not my uncle."
"Brother? Brother can do it, as long as you come down, I can do anything. ”
Liu Jingjing was unmoved, but her two little hands shifted the target, and she actually grabbed the guy Xiang Tianliang, "Drive...... ...... driving"
Xiang Tianliang couldn't cry or laugh, that guy also had to be nervous, how could he have seen such a tender little hand, happy, and even more proud.
"Jingjing, brother surrendered to you, brother surrendered to you."
Liu Jingjing curled her mouth and said, "You have to help me do something." ”
"Say it quickly, a hundred pieces are fine, except for the moon in the sky."
"Don't you regret it?"
"In front of your little princess, has the little one repented?"
Liu Jingjing looked back at the door, "Brother, I made a mistake, my mother knew about it, and chased me to beat me, I escaped to you after nine deaths, you have to save me." ”
"Hey, what a big mistake, I used the adjective of nine lives and one life." Xiang Tianliang was curious and funny.
"Hey, can you help?" Liu Jingjing screamed, and her hands clenched Xiang Tianliang's "handle" tighter.
"Help, help, help."
Xiang Tianliang begged for mercy even again, the handle is in the hands of others, dare to be disobedient?
"Giggle...... Bad brother, if you don't listen to me, I'll come in quietly with scissors next time, cut this thing, and give it to my family to eat, giggle......"
Ngawang is a German dog raised by Mr. Liu Qingyang, the old man wants to play a play, and recently he has become obsessed with animals.
Xiang Tianliang was startled, this little girl is a little stubborn, maybe she will really do this, how does she know that this is a baby, her mother's favorite.
"Dead girl, you really came to ask for help."
When the sound arrived, with a coquettish shout, Liu Qingqing came in, still holding a bamboo stick in his hand.
"Mom." Liu Jingjing screamed and hurriedly rushed into Xiang Tianliang's arms.
Liu Qingqing was really angry, with a pink face, he took the bamboo stick and pumped it towards Liu Jingjing.
Xiang Tianliang's eyes were quick, he grabbed Liu Qingqing's hand with one hand, patted Liu Jingjing's little ass with the other hand, and said with a smile: "Silly girl, run." ”
Liu Jingjing cheered, grimaced at Liu Qingqing, and slipped out of bed.
"Brother, Xiexie help."
The voice fell, and Liu Jingjing was gone.
Liu Qingqing stomped his feet and complained: "Dawn, it's all you, you spoiled this girl's film." ”
"Hehe, what's the matter, as for being so angry?"
Xiang Tianliang pulled Liu Qingqing onto the bed and kissed her on the face a few times.
Seeing the sky-high angry cannon, Liu Qingqing blushed, stretched out his hand to hit it, and said angrily: "I haven't been serious all day." ”
"Go close the door." Xiang Tianliang smiled.
Liu Qingqing closed the door, automatically returned to the bed, leaned on Xiang Tianliang's arms, and did exactly the same thing as her daughter in the position of a pair of jade hands.
Quits the City Yue Opera Troupe and no longer participates in performances, Liu Qingqing, the top name in the Qinghe Yue Opera industry, is now very idle, in addition to running her Yue Opera small actor training class, the focus of life is on Xiang Tianliang and her daughter Liu Jingjing, Liu Jingjing lives with her grandparents six days a week, to be exact, Liu Qingqing's thoughts fall on Xiang Tianliang.
However, with Xiang Tianliang's moisture, Liu Qingqing is getting younger and younger, once walking on the street with Xiang Tianliang, her old drama fans actually asked her, is this your brother or boyfriend? With Xiang Tianliang, Liu Qingqing has become a little girl in her early twenties.
"Sister, are you angry?" After making out for a while, Xiang Tianliang asked.
"In my pocket, you take it out and read it." Liu Qingqing stuck to Xiang Tianliang's arms and refused to move.
Xiang Tianliang took out two pieces of composition paper for elementary school students, "What is this?" ”
"The Essay of the Stinky Girl...... Hmph, I'm. ”
"Huh...... In the title "Brother, My Mom Lost Again", "Remember an interesting story about my mother and my brother", write about the two of us? I'll have to read it. ”
Xiang Tianliang coughed twice, and pretended to read:
“…… My mother's name is Liu Qingqing, she is very beautiful, anyway, ten times more beautiful than me, no, twelve times, my mother's Yue Opera sings very well, but my mother said that she was old and couldn't stand in the way for the juniors, so she retreated. ”
"Hee...... My mother is only thirty-six years old, you say old, she pretends. ”
"My mother is no longer acting, and she has set up a training class for young Yue Opera actors, with my mother's little fame, those little children don't recruit themselves, there are a lot of people, and after a few days of hard work, more than 100 have been recruited, and a few of them haven't learned to walk yet."
"Hee...... My grandfather said that people not only rush to my mother's fame, there is no charge for training classes, but also take care of food pipes, water pipes, and pipes. ”
"So, my mother lost, lost a lot of money, my mother, singing is a god, making money is stupid, people are desperate to make money, my mother can spend money hard, it's no wonder if she doesn't lose...... So someone said, I have to buy my mother a money printing machine, she can print as much as she spends, and she will never lose money. ”
"Hee...... said that the person who bought the money printing machine is the hero of our family, whose surname is Tianliang. ”
"He's my mother's younger brother, my mother is good to him, better than me, delicious things, he has two copies, I only have one at most, I have an opinion, my mother said, silly girl, my brother is raised as a son, of course it is closer than a daughter, my mother is biased."
"Hee...... Later, I came up with a way to make my mother's brother become my brother, and my mother's brother gave him all the delicious food in order to please his sister. ”
"Grandpa said, isn't this messy, Uncle Xiang is your younger brother, you have to call him uncle, or uncle, but I don't, I'll call Brother Xiang Tianliang, Brother Xiang, Brother Tianliang, big brother, stupid brother......"
"Hee...... In a few years, when I am older, I will declare war on my mother and snatch her brother, who is my brother, from her. ”
"Come on, Liu Jingjing......"
After reading Liu Jingjing's composition to Tianliang, Xiang Tianliang immediately leaned back and laughed.
"Silly hat, laugh at that." Liu Qingqing hit the dawn of the day.
"Isn't that nicely written?"
"It's fine."
"Yes, seek truth from facts, to be honest, I think it's a good essay, hmm...... You can play at least ninety points. ”
Liu Qingqing said in a low voice: "This stinky girl, tell me about the two of us, I don't care, but you still have to marry a daughter-in-law in the future." ”
Xiang Tianliang hugged Liu Qingqing tightly, "Sister, marry me." ”
Liu Qingqing smiled, shook his head and said, "Silly brother, I won't marry you, because I don't deserve you." ”
Xiang Tianliang was about to speak, when the pager at the bedside rang.
"Hey, what are these two guys looking for me?"
"Who?" Liu Qingqing asked with concern.
"Yu Zhonghao and Xiao Jiannan." Xiang Tianliang hadn't been in touch with them for a while.
When Liu Qingqing heard this, he immediately hugged Xiang Tianliang's neck, "Tianliang, you are not allowed to kill people and set fires again." ”
"Well, I'll have to meet them."
"You promise first, or you won't be allowed to go."
Xiang Tianliang kissed Liu Qingqing.
"Sister, your brother is not stupid, you can rest assured."