Although Fan Chuan didn't know that there were robots in the real shijie, he thought that we were talking about the heroes in LOL, which was quite ridiculous, but Xiaoqin and I were also quite heavy carrying the Xingxing, and we didn't have much time to spend on small talk.

In the past, the combination of iron-blooded lone wolf + Xiaobawang was definitely relaxed and happy to lift a punishment star that was just over 100 pounds, but now I am trapped in a viral heart attack, and Xiaoqin has a stomachache again, which is really seriously damaged.

So I said to Ren Peng: "Cousin, will you replace Xiaoqin with someone?" Xiaoqin is not feeling well. ”

Although I am talking to Ren Peng, my target is actually Fan Chuan, Ren Peng was born in a martial arts family, but he doesn't know martial arts like his father Ren Hongde, and his body is quite fat, while Fan Chuan is tall and thin, in order to win the favor of the pseudo-mother, he has been exercising recently and has grown a lot of muscles.

Hearing me call Ren Peng's cousin, Fan Chuan was stunned, turned his head and said to Ren Peng: "Captain, Ye Lin, he is ...... with you"

Ren Peng pointed to Xiaoqin, who was carrying people with me: "He is my cousin's boyfriend, so naturally he wants to call me cousin." ”

Being said by her cousin in front of strangers, Xiaoqin blushed with shame, but because of her androphobia, she couldn't refute it, so she secretly raised her eyes to see my look.

I thought to myself, anyway, I have to pretend to be boyfriend and girlfriend in front of Amy, after Ren Peng and Fan Chuan join Amy's team, it is inevitable that they will often go in and out of the VIP building, so they also think that it is not a big deal, so they acquiesce.

Fan Chuan looked at me suspiciously, as if he felt that with my appearance, I shouldn't have found such a beautiful girlfriend as Xiaoqin, and then Ren Peng said:

"Ye Lin not only calls me cousin, Amy, the shareholder of our Golden Blitz team, but also Ye Lin's distant cousin......"

At this moment, Fan Chuan immediately broke out in a cold sweat, as the saying goes: "I'm not afraid of the county officials, I'm only afraid of the current management", now Fan Chuan comes to mix the salary of the LOL team, two of the top bosses are my relatives, he probably recalled that he bumped into me for the pseudo-mother a few days ago, and was worried that I would take the opportunity to retaliate.

So he took the initiative to come over instead of Xiaoqin, held Xingxing's feet with both hands, and transported Xingxing to the VIP building with me.

I worked hard along the way, and the pressure on my hand suddenly lightened a lot, although I am not a person who likes to work hard, but at this time I have a heart attack is not as good as before, and I am also happy.

"In the future, let me do this kind of work directly, you're welcome!"

After Fan Chuan helped me send Xingxing to Dr. Yu, Yi Bo Yuntian expressed it to me.

He obviously wanted me not to speak ill of him in front of Ren Peng and Amy, so he slapped me on the back, but he deliberately looked like a gentleman, as if he was pitying Xiangxiang and cherishing jade, and couldn't bear to let a weak girl like Xiaoqin work, so he came to help.

I casually agreed, "Okay, there may be something that needs you in the future, and I'll talk about it then." ”

Looking at Fan Chuan, who was working too hard, wiping the sweat from his forehead, I suddenly became curious again: "Have you saved enough money to buy Xiaohong an iPhone5S?" ”

Fan Chuan's face turned red, "Not yet, all major companies require relevant experience, I just graduated from college and can't get too high a salary, and I also need money to rent a house......"

"Huh? I remember your home is from Dongshan City, right? Weishenme to live outside? ”

If you follow Fan Chuan's previous temperament, you can't help but say "You two!" Then he explained, but now he felt that I could not afford to offend, so he explained directly:

"I'm not used to living with my family, and I have to prepare for being with Xiaohong in the future......"

I'll go! You've gotten to the point of cohabiting with a pseudo-mother! Your determination is so great!

"Hmph, but I didn't save enough money for the iPhone5S, and Xiao Ding from the pet hospital didn't save enough! And he still lives with his parents, why should he compete with me for Xiaohong? But Xiaohong's uncle is a fierce rival......"

Is the fireball uncle Shu Dongbo! Are you worried that Uncle Fireball will buy an iPhone5S for his nephew first, and then deceive Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum! Shu Zhe, your chrysanthemum is worth an iPhone5S!

After chatting with me for a few words, Fan Chuan was called by Ren Peng to the second floor of the VIP building to go to the team activity room to familiarize himself with the environment.

The VIP building has three floors: the first floor, the second floor, and the basement. Amy rarely goes to the second floor, though, and her fear of heights is probably worse than mine, and I wonder how much courage she mustered up the last time she shouted down in a helicopter - even though Penthos was holding her in the back.

Because Amy didn't like any rooms above the ground, she was originally going to build the team activity room on the first floor, but then she felt that the team members were going back and forth in the corridor on the first floor, which made her very annoying, so she changed her mind and moved the activity room that had been built with a lot of money and was more luxurious than the most luxurious Internet café to the second floor.

The members of the team want to enter the VIP building through the back door, first of all, they must be checked by the bodyguards to see if they are carrying dangerous goods, and then quietly go upstairs to the activity room, and they are not allowed to appear in the corridor on the first floor without permission, only Pooh and Ren Peng are not subject to this restriction, and today Fan Chuan and I entered the first floor, which is already an exception.

"How? The Rabbit's anesthetic defense system is pretty easy to use, right? ”

As soon as Fan Chuan and I carried Xingxing in, Dr. Yu immediately understood that the other party had been injected with an anesthetic needle as soon as he saw Xingxing's limp posture.

"It's so easy to use!" I aired, "When the rabbit excretes the excess anesthetic, it's like urine!" Not only did I pee myself, but I almost soiled my and Xiaoqin's clothes! ”

Dr. Yu frowned and said, "Then why don't you hurry up and bring the rabbit back so that I can fix it?" ”

"Robots can wait any time! There's a human here who's unconscious, please fix him first, okay! ”

I pointed to the torture star that had been placed on the treatment bed.

At this time, Fan Chuan was called away by Ren Peng, and Xiaoqin also blushed and said that she was going to the bathroom, I always felt that she was starting to have menstrual cramps again.

For a while, only me, Dr. Yu, and the unconscious Xingxing were left in the infirmary.

"Humanity is so fragile." Dr. Yu looked at Xingxing and sighed, "A little benzodiazepine + ether will be completely disabled, and the robot will not have this problem." ”

"You don't have to pay for killing a robot!" I complained, "Anyway, hurry up and wake up the torture star!" ”

Dr. Yu shrugged and injected Xingxing with another tube of unknown medicine, but Xingxing still showed no signs of waking up.

"Isn't it! Dr. Yu, get out of it! Did you force the rabbit to miscalculate the amount of anesthetic in the end, and injected Xingxing with the dose of anesthetized gorilla! ”

"Impossible," Dr. Yu laughed, "although the blueprint was designed from my high school days, but I have reviewed it with my current knowledge, and you ask this orangutan Weishenme if he can't wake up......"

It's not an orangutan, it's a torture star! But it's my fault, at least I mentioned the orangutan first.

"He couldn't wake up because I deliberately reduced the dose of the neutralizer so that it had the least negative effect on the body, and then I just had to wait another hour, or ......"

Dr. Yu rolled up the sleeves of his white coat, couldn't help but say, opened his bow left and right, and slapped Xingxing four or five times in the face!

Although the attack is not ruthless and the strength is not heavy, it is very loud, and in short, the pain is inevitable.

"Oh my mom!"

Xingxing was in pain and immediately sat up from the bed, blinking his eyes as if he hadn't understood what had happened to him.

Out of the habit of his behavior before he fell unconscious, he took out his autograph book from his pocket, looked around for Amy, and said, "Where's Miss Emily?" Anyway, sign my name! ”

Saying that Cao Cao Cao was coming, I thought that Amy was still staying near the lotus pond and throwing carp with stones, but when I turned around, I found that she was under the escort of 004 and 005, and walked back with a dissatisfied face.

The forced rabbit followed the group of people, and the cylindrical body wet with the anesthetic was still dripping water. The strangest thing is that Obama was held in the arms of 004, and his whole body was numb and weak, and he had the same virtue as the previous Xingxing.

Huh? Could it be that after shooting the torture star, the rabbit pointed the muzzle of evil at Obama again! What a ferocious robot! It was only half a day after it was created, and it injured a person and a dog, is this the rhythm of continuing to evolve into a terminator and slaughtering all of humanity!

"How did the Rabbit get the permission to shoot?" I asked, "Amy can't let the rabbit shoot Obama, right?" Nor is Obama likely to threaten Amy's safety...... Could it be that the rabbit can already distort the three laws of robots like some science fiction novels? ”

"That's the rhythm of a horror movie! If it goes on like this, it'll kill us all! Dr. Yu, hurry up and destroy the rabbit humanely......"

"Dut - forced rabbit to be wronged, forced rabbit so sad, sure enough, life is unsatisfactory eight times out of ten, nine times out of ten......"

"Obama, no, robot, shot."

005 explained in Chinese that he was not fluent enough, and Amy thought he was stammering and making people anxious, so she took it and explained:

"When the rabbit fired the anesthetic needle in front of him, the overdose of anesthetic splashed all over and it all flowed to the ground, and Obama probably thought it smelled a little alcoholic, so he went to drink it, and then it was like that."

It turned out that he was stunned by gluttony! Obama, how similar you are to those drunken stray dogs who ate the vomit of drunkards and then followed them drunk!

I looked at Obama in 004's arms again, and saw that his tongue was out of his mouth, and he rolled his eyes, and his expression was even more 2B.

"Ahh It turns out that I was just injected with an anesthetic needle! Xingxing, who was half-sitting on the bed, recalled.

"Who told him to lie here?" Amy immediately frowned when she saw Xingxing and said, "The diagnosis and treatment bed he was lying on is no longer available, and he will burn it with a flamethrower after a while!" ”

Xing Xing hurriedly jumped off the treatment bed, and his body was not completely free from the influence of the anesthetic, and he almost fell.

But he still handed out the autograph book and pen, and begged Amy very earnestly: "Miss Emily, sign me!" Sign up and I'll be right away! ”

After all, Xingxing received a needle, which provided Dr. Yu with very important experimental data for improving the anesthetic needle delivery system, and there was no malicious intent, so I also persuaded Amy:

"Just sign his name, and it won't be a piece of meat if you sign it."

"Humph!" Amy reluctantly asked 005 to take Xingxing's autograph book, then turned to the blank page and held it up in front of Amy - Amy herself did not touch the autograph book, and thought that the things Xingxing had touched were dirty, and of course she would not use the signature pen provided by Xingxing, but took a special signature pen that 005 carried with him and usually packed in the sterilized card slot.

Brushed down his English signature, and then impatiently signaled 005 to hurry up, hurry up and hand over the signature to Xingxing, and let the annoying fans leave quickly.

I looked at Amy's signature curiously with Xingxing, although it was in English with a pen, I couldn't read it, but it really looked like a star's signature, at least it was much better than Amy's Chinese characters.

"Get your autograph and get out!" Amy urged angrily, "Don't appear in front of me again in the future!" ”