Chapter 237: Mao is nothing
Li Jingming is now the United States and South Korea, but he has not stayed on both sides for a long time, which has led to his social circle on both sides is not too wide, and now he does not even have a familiar person when he looks up, and people don't know him at all, so naturally they will not take the initiative to talk to him. Li Jingming was a little embarrassed, he knew that he was not deliberately left out, but everyone else was happily chatting, but he pulled Jessica here in a daze, how to look at it.
Li Jingming is a junior and his reputation is far from those big names, so he had to arrive early to show his humility, but it is only afternoon and the award ceremony will not start until the evening, if it weren't for so many reporters looking at him and wanting to take out their mobile phones to play, it would be too boring.
"Hey Jamie, you're so handsome, don't you tell us about your dressing experience, how to capture the hearts of women with simple dresses?" A fat black guy holding a CBS (CBS) logo microphone led his beautiful female partner over and pointed the microphone at Li Jingming for an interview. Unlike the atmosphere of the Oscars, the red carpet catwalk of the Grammys is more distinct and personal, everyone is not so formal but often looks amazing, and fashion has always been one of the constant themes of major award ceremonies.
Li Jingming pulled the corners of his mouth, just now he was expecting someone to talk to him to relieve his boredom, but when someone really came, he didn't know what to say, because he didn't know the name of the person. Li Jingming felt that his words about calling the other party "black fat brother" might lead to a fight, so he used Liu Zaishi's trick: pretending to be familiar.
"Hey! Hello CBS viewers, I'm Jamie? Plum. Li Jingming smiled and waved at the camera, and then greeted the host, "Wow, my soul brother, it's so nice to see you here, I feel like my long-lost brothers have finally met." ”
If Li Jingming was a white man, people would think he was a racist and sarcastic when he said this. But Lee Ching-myung is a South Korean, and he belongs to a discriminated group in the United States.
"You say my dressing experience, of course I have experience." Li Jingming wore a black Armani suit today, the original intention of Armani was to create a simple and comfortable business men's wear, so Amani has never been associated with the word "luxury", Li Jingming is now a little "plain" but just right reflects his capable temperament.
"First of all, you have to determine your face shape, not to look in the mirror and carefully study and confirm, but also to the body shape, do you know what kind of scanner for physical examination, I have one at home. No matter how haode a tailor uses a tape measure, you can't do it as accurately as a machine, and you can only know what you need after you determine these data......" Li Jingming began the standard Liu language bombardment, from face shape to body shape, from body management to slimming recipes, from Paris Fashion Week to the South African jewelry show, and even ready to talk about Los Angeles shopping tips.
"Oh, I'm sorry, there's someone over there again, I have to go up and ask a few questions, next time I have a chance to come out for a drink." The black brothers, who have always dominated the world with their broken mouths, were actually scared away by Li Jingming's long-winded attacks. Without even saying the end of the interview, he took the opportunity to run away.
"Why do you want that?" Others are uncomfortable, and Jessica also looks unbearable, and in her eyes, Li Jingming is more verbose than Xu Xian.
"I don't know their names, and it would be embarrassing if I can't call them later, so I have to gag them." Li Jingming explained in a low voice.
Jessica rolled her eyes. "People must introduce themselves, 'I'm so-and-so from so-and-so TV'."
"Really, I didn't think he was going to introduce himself?" Li Jingming scratched his chin, feeling that he might have interjected too early. "Ah, I won't be on the air just now, will I? My image. ”
Jessica looked at Li Jingming, who had a belated regret on her face, and felt that her boyfriend was really a wonder.
I still met a few acquaintances. Willing? Carlyle's friends are all musicians, and there are many people who have met Li Jingming. After Kai Lei came, Li Jingming also had one more chat partner, so he didn't seem so lonely, and time passed a little easier.
Applause, smile, congratulations, zaijian!
Amy, the queen of poison? The izakaya (spoof Winehouse, Winehouse) got five golden record players and became the biggest winner of the night, and Li Jingming sat under it for N hours, and the result was really to be a spectator, and he didn't even get a hair. In fact, Li Jingming received an invitation to perform at this awards ceremony, but he politely refused, it was originally played once, there was no need, and he ran to the stage to embarrass people, plus the impact of the American Writers Guild strike, many people refused the invitation, there is nothing wrong with his refusal this time.
On the way back, Li Jingming's face was very ugly, he knew that it was one thing to not get an award, and it was another thing to really sit for a few hours and be shabu by others, and now he was even more angry because he had been sitting for a long time, and he was thinking about how to take revenge on these record companies.
"OPPA, don't be depressed." Jessica hugged Li Jingming's arm, "Those people are blind, "I Am Yours" is the best song on shijie, and our OPPA is the most haode singer on shijie." ”
"I'm not depressed, I'm just a little unhappy." Li Jingming continued to frown.
Jessica looked at the awkward child-like Li Jingming and was also a little helpless, she had been dating for so long and she also figured out Li Jingming's temper, he was very mature when he was mature and very naïve when he was naïve, once he was really angry, it was difficult to coax, "Tomorrow I will beat them to help you get angry, and go door to door." ”
"Ah, am I a 5-year-old child who was bullied by my classmates, and are you still going to find the door?" Li Jingming pressed Jessica's cheek and gave up the idea of revenge Jihua in the car, "I came today to pay tribute to the great Queen, art rock will never die." ”
The Grammys have always been authoritative and impartial, but they are also synonymous with stubbornness and conservatism, and many of the most dazzling names in music history have not been recognized by it. Queen, an absolute temple rock band, is one of the most dazzling names in the entire history of human music, but the art rock they insist on has never been recognized by the Grammys, and no matter how dazzling the results are, they have always been regarded as outliers by the Grammys.
Queen is the culmination of the Grammys, but this is enough to show the stubbornness of the Grammys, and it is not only the results but also the form that want to win the award here. As a Korean, there is a congenital disadvantage in front of the Grammys. If you can win a Grammy Award for K-pop, it must be a large-scale bribery, and it is not a Grammy dish in form, and it is difficult for Koreans to sing the kind of Pop-style songs recognized by the Grammys compared with Americans, British, Canadians, and other native English-speaking singers.
"OPPA loves art rock?" Jessica's eyes widened, she and Li Jingming had been together for half a year and had always thought that Li Jingming liked country music, otherwise why would she always hold a guitar.
"yes, what's wrong?" Li Jingming felt that Jessica's expression was a bit exaggerated.
"It's nothing, I just think OPPA's personality is too two-sided." Jessica's words are very serious, Li Jingming when she is mature and Li Jingming when she is naïve are like two people, and she suspects that Li Jingming is schizophrenic.
Li Jingming saw Jessica's thoughts, "I'm a Gemini. Isn't it normal to have dual personalities? Besides, you're equivalent to finding two boyfriends at the same time, so let's have fun. ”
"Dead open, pervert." Jessica pushed away Li Jingming's groping hand in disgust, and she was disgusted when she thought about the two boyfriends, "Ah, you don't want to find two girlfriends so give me a vaccination here first?" ”
"How so, you're thinking too much." At least now Li Jingming doesn't have any such thoughts.
"Tell you Li Jingming, you are mine." Jessica planned to kiss Li Jingming again, but this time Li Jingming preemptively pressed Jessica down on the back seat and kissed him bitterly. It wouldn't be bad to take Jessica's first, he thought.
"Didn't you say go back, why wasn't it the way back to Beverly Hills?" Li Jingming didn't stop at the Grammy Awards celebration reception because he was not in the mood and came out directly with Jessica, and Li Jingming said that he wanted to go back. Originally, Jessica thought that Lee Jingming was going to go straight back to her residence, but she soon found out that the route of the car was wrong, and she was not a road idiot like Kim Tae-yeon, and she could remember the route very clearly.
"Sika, I want to ask you a question." Li Jingming's expression suddenly became serious. Looking into Jessica's eyes, it's like looking into Jessica's heart.
"Well, you ask." Jessica was a little scared, but her eyes didn't dodge but looked at Li Jingming.
"Do you love me?" Li Jingming asked seriously.
Jessica blinked. "Of course, all of a sudden, what's wrong with you?"
"Are you going to live with me for the rest of your life?" Li Jingming continued to ask.
"Ah, you're not going to do anything to be sorry for me, are you? If you confess quickly, I might be able to forgive you. Jessica was very sensitive, she was testing Li Jingming, but Li Jingming didn't have any special expression on her face, which made her breathe a sigh of relief.
"If I want to insult you, do you count as sorry for you?" Li Jingming's face changed, and he hugged Jessica with a hippie smile and touched her.
"Ah, you light, don't break your clothes!" Jessica didn't feel that Li Jingming hurt her at this time, but she was distressed about the clothes, although Li Jingming bought them, but now they belong to her, and she is ready to take them back to show off to her sisters, this is a Gucci dress.
Los Angeles International Airport, of course Jessica knows this place, but after getting off the bus, she is still confused, so what is Haode doing at the airport? But after thinking about it for a while, she understood that Li Jingming was going back to South Korea directly. Jessica thought that Li Jingming had booked a ticket to go back in advance, and brought her here to let herself see him off, "You are going back now, what time is the plane?" ”
"The plane in half an hour." Lee Kyung-myung and Jessica took the VIP channel, and he had left quietly before, and there were S.M. people and Guangguo Music people at his residence, and the reporters did not know that he was going back to South Korea now.
"Why are you in such a hurry, isn't it good to go back with us tomorrow?" Jessica and the S.M staff were buying tickets for tomorrow morning.
"If there is a fan meeting, of course it is urgent. Don't talk about that, I'm hungry to death, let's eat something first. Li Jingming waved his hand. The VIP lounge is very well equipped, and Li Jingming said that he was hungry to death, but in fact, he just ate a piece of cake and drank a cup of coffee.
"Wait a minute, weishenme I have to go through security too?" Jessica, who had been sitting and chatting with Li Jingming, looked up and asked Li Jingming, who was pulling her.
"Because you can't get on the plane at the security check." Li Jingming tapped Jessica's forehead with his finger with a "you are so stupid" expression. (To be continued......)
PS: The stubbornness of the Grammys is difficult to change, and a palace-level band like Queen has never won a golden gramophone, so it feels too unreasonable for Li Jingming to take it now, so he really doesn't even have hair this time.
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