Hong Xin frowned, pointed at me and said, "Didn't you take medicine!" What kind of sheep smoke in the middle of the night! ”

"I can't hold it back! Chicken intestines original, this joke is so JB funny!! Haha" I can't help but laugh when I think of that joke.

"It's so funny, you tell me about it!" Hong Xin put a pillow, leaned on the head of the bed, and said with squinted eyes.

"Lonely men and widows, it's easy to be uncontrollable when you listen to this joke!" Chicken intestines are a modern version of Ximenqing, and the things he likes are heavier.

"Don't ink, let's drip quickly!" Hong Xin said urgently.

I thought to myself, it turns out that the fucking little girl also likes this tone, they all like to be colored, so I sat back on the bed and organized the language.

"Say, there is a man and a woman cheating, one day, just the man's wife went out on a business trip, these two people are suffocated, a call from the man, the woman came quickly, went straight to the topic, no fucking ink at all, the two of them were like glue, came again and again, just about to come for the fifth time, suddenly came the sound of the door, which frightened the dog man and woman, the woman knew that the man's wife, is a tigress, so jumped directly from the balcony on the second floor, because the girl was too anxious to go naked, but anxious, I had to press my teeth and reach out to stop a taxi, after the woman got into the car, the driver was stunned for a moment, and then began to look at the lower body of the woman! ”

The woman was in a hurry, watching the driver peeping at herself, and suddenly became angry, split her legs, pointed at the driver and scolded: "Look at your mother!" I've never seen a place where you were born and raised! ”

When the driver heard this, he said more angrily than the woman: "Don't make noise!" I want to see where you get me the money for the car!! ”

The woman was speechless.

“haha！！ Interesting, isn't it?" I finished talking about the heartless daxiao.

"Done?" Hong Xin asked expressionlessly.

"Well, you're done?" I continued daxiao.

"Do you think it's interesting?"

"Isn't it funny?"

"That woman didn't wear a dress at the time?"

"Didn't you say you were in a hurry!"

"It's only a matter of a second or two to get a dress!"

"Which man's weishenme didn't throw down a dress for her?"

"You're sick! What are you really doing about this? Joke!! Do you understand the joke?? Get dressed! Is it still a joke? ”

"Silly b" Hong Xin scolded me, turned over and went to sleep directly, I'm very angry, jokes about this, it's only interesting for two people to laugh, I laughed stupidly for a long time by myself, a bit of two B.

The two of us were lying on the big round bed, and after a while, Hong Xin began to twitch under the quilt, I rolled my eyes, scolded a false sentence, and then covered my head and went to sleep.

“”

We are asleep here, let's talk about Wang Mumu's side, tonight is too strange, the following dialogue, there are eyewitnesses to chicken intestines, provided by friendship, true and reliable.

An hour ago, after I left, Wang Mumu lay on the bed for a while, and continued to play poker with an excited face.

After more than ten minutes, Wang Mumu's face flushed, a little drunken and charming, and after a while, the crotch of his pants changed, and he began to bulge slightly.

"Bowel ang! Why am I a little hot? Wang Mumu asked at the chicken intestines on the other bed.

"It's okay, fly powder, it's not strong, it's good to hold it for a while!" The chicken intestines smiled evilly and comforted Wang Mumu.

Wang Mumu's eyes were blurred, looking at the chandelier on the roof, he felt that his whole body was getting hotter and hotter, according to his later recollection, the fucking roof was full of beautiful stars, all fucking without clothes, swimming on the roof

"The intestines are ang, it's still hot!! I'm going to take a shower! Wang Mumu took a leap directly with his bare feet, began to undress when he was running, and when he arrived at the bathroom, he was still naked, unscrewed the sprinkler head, and began to take a bath.

But it doesn't work, the more you wash, the hotter it gets, you look like you have eyes, your bladder is about to explode, the more you take a bath, the more annoying it becomes, and it doesn't solve the problem at all.

Wang Mumu walked out of the bathroom and began to tighten his crotch, dangling on the ground, taking small steps, a little coquettish, a little **

"Brother Mu is uncomfortable, do you miss your girl?!" The chicken intestines are bad and deliberately stir the wood.

Wang Mumu couldn't hold it back, and glanced at the chicken intestines with confused eyes, but he still couldn't bear to do it, but the seriously violated cheeks of the chicken intestines successfully reduced Wang Mumu's desire.

"Is there a lady in this hotel?"

"I don't know, isn't there a massage phone on the table?"

As soon as Wang Mumu heard this, he suddenly felt like a god, and two arrows stepped over, picked up the phone and dialed.

"Hey massage drops?" Wang Mumu got straight to the point.

"Yes! We have Thai style here, Hong Kong style"

"Stop inking! Can you ** not? ”

"Sorry, we're a regular massage!"

"Grass, isn't it bad money!! Poor money you talk!! 1000 lines no? Wang Mumu, who regards wealth as his life, opened up for the first time.

"It's not about money, we don't have it!"

“2000”

“”

“3000”

"Toot toot!"

The phone was hung up, Wang Mumu was sweating anxiously, now his eyes no longer dare to look at the chicken intestines, he is really afraid that something will happen to them, if that, this explosive news is no less than the Japanese Prime Minister and Bush are in love!!

"You call the hotel again, and you ask them if they know?" The chicken intestines are no longer noisy, he can see that Wang Mumu is really anxious.

"Oooh! Good! Wang Mumu dialed the phone number at the front desk again, and said a lot, zuihou scolded: "You don't fucking take Miss, you put your mother's fly powder in the guest room!" It's going to die!! Do you know?? ”

"Brother Mu, there is a door-to-door service on the Internet, and it is said that he is on call!!" The chicken intestines have another bad move.

Then Wang Mumu and the chicken intestines agitated on the computer and called countless times, but in the end, they found out that all your mother was lying, and the chicken intestines did not give up, and asked for help on the post bar again, but found that there were more people who cared about Wang Mumu now being suffocated, and no one could provide useful information at all.

Two hours later! Wang Mumu was in the center of the room, continuing to be independent.

"Don't look for it!! I'm done! Wang Mumu walked to the bathroom quite lonely.

"Why is it over before it starts??" Chicken intestines are particularly incomprehensible, a man, weishenme can without doing anything.

"I recalled all the AV I've watched since I was a child, zuihou is still defeated in the hands of Mr. Cang!! Imaku!! You are my savior! Wang Mumu said with gratitude.

PS: Thanks to Earl, ticket support!! This chapter is yours back! There are two more chapters!