Chapter 150: I Mean, Have Moderation in Sexual Relations (1st Update)
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Hanabin Yuan was not angry, and rushed out: "This girl is happy!" "Think about it," wait, how do you know? ”
Hu Feng shook his purple hair into a gust of wind: "When, then, yes, ask." ”
Scare!
"Who are you asking?" She was more careful than she had ever been.
"Of course it's the Legion Chief, could it be someone else?" Hu Feng replied as a matter of course.
Nima!
This guy is a brain-dead, isn't it? actually went directly to Huai Sucun to ask this question.
Hua Huoyuan exclaimed: "You didn't have your neck broken, and you came back alive, shouldn't it be that you were discounted?" ”
"What?" Hu Feng looked confused.
"That's it, it's your man's third leg!" She simply pointed between his legs.
Don't look at Huai Sucun, he is usually very personable, but even if he kills thousands of enemies, he doesn't even blink his eyes. In front of the meat grinder on the battlefield, she also watched him order his men and horses to rush suicidally to fill their lives without hesitation, and the purpose was only to confuse the enemy.
Once the success is done, the bones are dry, and he is scared to death when he is iron-blooded.
The madman doctor dared to ask him directly about his privacy, and he was definitely a brain-dead.
Hu Feng finally understood what she meant, and raised his chin coaxingly: "Hmph, I am a scientific researcher, and adults will not be as narrow-minded and stingy as you women!" ”
You're narrow-minded! Your whole family is petty! You chauvinistic pig!
Hu Feng completely ignored the murderous aura in her eyes, and continued to ask: "What about having a child?" You're not going to regret it, are you? ”
Nima, who still brings a five-day urge, even if she finds a mother-in-law who begs Sun Xin, it is not so annoying.
She directly "snapped" a left slap: "I'll regret it, how do you want to drop?" ”
"Smack" a right slap: "Do you dare to bite me?" ”
"Smack" a left slap: "There is a kind of you suing the adult!" ”
"Snap" a right slap: "Damn, you used me thoroughly enough, if you can't come up with results, I will have to break your neck next time." Hum! ”
She shook her hand: the slap was so tiring.
Hu Feng, who was injured and couldn't dodge, had a pig's head on his head, and his eyes flashed: "Hey, do you need me to find someone to train you?" ”
"Training?"
"Male and female hook-up and even negative distance interaction skills training, I helped you find a professional to ensure that you get it."
You're guaranteed to be big! I haven't seen how a child is born, and I'm embarrassed to promise to get a child. Despise you!
Syllable!
This blow slapped directly on the top of the head, and Hu Feng lay on the ground and hugged his head and screamed in pain.
And Hanabin was in the mood of "finally complete", clapping his hands and going out.
Doctor Li helped Hu Feng up as if he was distressed, and chattered bitterly while examining his wounds: "Hey, Madame doesn't have a serious start, if I beat you stupid at this juncture, what will we do later!" ”
Hu Feng smiled and said to himself: "You don't want this, don't blame me if you're not satisfied." ”
What he said was clueless, and Doctor Li heard it badly: "It's over, it seems to be really stupid!" ”
On this day, Huahuo was really busy, and he hadn't been pulled out of Hu Feng's anger, and he was dragged by Gu Daliang for on-the-job training for the army commander's wife.
She thought that the training content was mainly about etiquette, manners, political taboos, etc., but she didn't expect these words to be explained in a few words - because Gu Daliang's setting for her was: follow the adults, listen more and talk less, smile from time to time, and obey orders.
To put it simply, she basically went to be a vase for display, and because there was the pearl jade of the Mixin Mountain woman in front of her, it was estimated that not many people would pay attention to her, the lieutenant. As long as you talk less and express your stance less, and do what the adults order on the spot, then there is no big problem.
As for the taboo preferences of those politicians, she didn't need to pay attention to them at all, except for the marshal.
When she was not cautious enough to put forward this idea, Gu Daliang slapped the table directly with her: "Who are you?" You are the Captain of the First Legion! Do you need to be afraid of those cats and dogs? Don't give us the First Legion a share! ”
Well, you win!
The focus of the training is the nostalgic living habits, how to take care of him more comfortably and comfortably, what tea to drink, the temperature of the water, and the tea is served in a few minutes; There is also the origin of each wound on the adult's body, what wound to pay attention to in what weather, how to care for it, etc., trivial and trivial, no matter how big or small, it makes Huahuoyuan dizzy.
Actually, Daliang-san wants to train her to be a super nanny, right?
In the end, Gu Daliang finally confessed everything that should be explained.
Hanabara was just breathing a sigh of relief, when he heard his tone change, revealing endless ambiguity: "There is one thing that you should pay special attention to. ”
"Oh, you say."
"Adults have heavy responsibilities, and when they combine work and rest, they should not overwork or relax completely. Do you understand what I mean? ”
She pondered and replied, "Is it to remind adults not to sleep too late, and to take a break after working for a while?" ”
Gu Daliang hummed with hatred: "I mean, sex can't be without, and it shouldn't be too frequent, once every two or three days is enough, if adults don't know moderation, you have to pay attention to the rhythm, understand?" ”
Hanabina: "...... excuse me, Grandpa Gu, the wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly."
Father-in-law Gu stuffed the book to her very doggedly, and solemnly explained: "This is a treasured book worth a thousand gold, and it must not be lost." Study hard and figure it out, and make sure that adults keep their bodies and minds happy at all times. After that, he encouraged her earnestly, "The heavy responsibility is on your shoulders, you have to study hard and make progress every day!" ”
frowned and flipped it open: I was powerless to complain, and sure enough, it was the madman Hu who failed to successfully stuff her with pictures of sex education.
If it weren't for the fact that the above are all male and male tutorials, she would have suspected that Madman Hu had already bought Grandpa Gu.
Wait until a series of things are arranged and your luggage is packed.
Hanabin was so tired that he returned to Huai Sucun like a dog - his body was tired, and his heart was also tired.
Fortunately, Huai Sucun is very considerate: "Are you tired? Then rest early. We'll leave early tomorrow morning, so don't be too nervous. ”
After being trained by Gu Daliang for a long time, how dare she sleep now: "My lord, I'm not sleepy." Would you like tea? I'll go and get you some water. ”
He looked at her blue and dark eyes, got up and smiled: "No need, I have to rest too." I still have to be busy when I go to the imperial capital. After a pause, he said, "Don't call me 'sir' in the future." ”
"So what's it called?" She looked puzzled.
"Let's call it retrospective."
"Yes."
He looked over: "Still speaking this way?" ”
She couldn't help but stick out her tongue: "Sorry, I'm used to it." ”
He smiled slightly: "Let's do it again!" ”
"Okay."
But he looked at her, and did not say anything.
She thought for a moment and said, "Okay, retrospective." ”
His smile deepened, "That's it, Ohara. ”
My heart seemed to be gently flooded by a bubbling warm spring, and the tiredness was swept away.
- Okay, retrospective.
- That's it, Ohara.
It felt so good, like meeting him on a sunny afternoon on campus.
Next, she waited for Huai Sucun to wash up in high spirits, this time perhaps to save time, he didn't take a bath, but cleaned his body directly in the bathroom attached to the bedroom, and came out refreshed.
The last time he came back from the hot pool, he had a long way to go, and he was wearing his shirt after bathing.
This time, he directly wore a tight-fitting vest commonly used in the army, and he was stunned when he saw Hua Huoyuan.
This was originally the rule of sleeping in the army, "pajamas", and Zhao Guangguang and others also wore it like this before (if they hadn't just come back from a special mission today, they would not have stripped naked and ran naked if they had all kinds of unavoidable circumstances), which was the dress they were used to.
But for some reason, the same clothes are put on Huai Sucun's body, and she feels particularly pleasing to the eye - Huai Sucun's body is full of beautiful sense of strength and not exaggerated to the fullness of muscles, which is really just right.
Why do you blush when you look at it?
Huai Sucun didn't pay attention to her strange appearance, and directly ordered: "You should also hurry up and wash up!" ”
"Yes! It's not - okay, I'll go right away. She blushed, and secretly cursed Grandpa Gu's bewitching atlas in her heart.
Good night's sleep!
She slept very sweetly, until Gu Daliang helplessly shook her awake: "Madam, get up quickly, you have slept long enough!" ”
"Ah, is it time to wake up? I didn't hear the wake-up call! She was sleepy-eyed and yawning, and she hadn't fully woken up.
Father-in-law Gu was simply crazy: "Didn't you listen to yesterday's training?" Adults wake up at 5:50 a.m. every morning. Can we still expect you to take care of adults? ”
Five fifty o'clock?
She grabbed a handful of chicken nests in a daze: "I just remember you said that adults usually go to bed in the early morning." ”
"yes."
"It's not like you can only sleep for about five hours."
"Your Excellency has always been."
"And you don't have a lunch break?"
"How can adults have time for a lunch break?" Grandpa Gu was so angry with her that his liver hurt, "I said so much, you didn't listen at all, what a waste of my saliva." Thanks to the adults, we should not disturb you, and let you sleep until half past six, you are simply intolerable......"
Half past six?
I've only slept for six hours, so it's no wonder I feel so sleepy. Usually she gets eight hours of sleep.
The energy of nostalgia is simply daunting!
was reprimanded by Gu Daliang for a while, she didn't dare to delay packing up her things, tidying up the army, and then rushing to breakfast.
Unfortunately, I ran into Hu Feng in the officer's cafeteria.
He was smiling, and she only felt unlucky. Ignoring it, he just came up and clinked glasses with her with a drink: "I hope you will enjoy this pleasant vacation." ”
"You're big!" She picked up the food and turned to leave, but she didn't know that Hu Feng behind her sprayed some unknown liquid medicine on her.
By the time she went to report to Huai Sucun, the high-level meeting of the First Legion had just ended, and it was estimated that Plan B had just been released.
Seeing her, Huai Sucun nodded: "It's done?" Let's go! "It looks like I'm waiting for her.
Originally, she felt very embarrassed, but Huai Sucun stretched out her arm very gentlemanly and asked her to hold it, and she was reassured at once: Yes, this girl is now the wife of the commander of the Imperial Army!
Under the contemptuous gaze of the high-ranking people, she very calmly put on the style of the captain's wife and smiled goodbye to them.
Xiluo couldn't help but sigh: "This woman looks like she still has a few futures!" ”
Chen Lili also rarely agreed: "This trip to the imperial capital, maybe this woman can earn face for our first army." ”