Chapter 160: Boy Urine

Gao Jing is the object of Ouyang Lei's crush, a girl in the art department.

Gao Jing once told Ouyang Lei a story that when she was in high school, there was a railroad in front of the school.

One day after school, there were two male classmates in the school who were more daring than the other, so they went to stand on the railroad tracks together, and waited for the train to come, and to see who left the tracks last, and it was considered a win.

watched the lively classmates coax, and said that the male classmate who left first was a coward, and when he grew up, he would marry the ugliest female classmate in the class.

Later, the train really came, and the horn kept honking, and the two male classmates were sweating and stalemate.

As the train got closer, one of the male classmates couldn't hold on anymore and jumped off the tracks.

After jumping down, he said that he had lost and asked another male classmate to hurry down as well, but the other male classmate was scared and cried, saying that he couldn't move his legs and couldn't take a step.

The people watching the excitement wanted to drag him, but it was too late, although the train had braked urgently, but it was still late, and the male classmate was given by the train......

When all the students saw this tragic scene, they were very frightened and immediately ran back to the school to find someone.

When they arrived at school, they learned that while they were out to watch the excitement, the ugly girl in the class committed suicide in the bathroom because the two male classmates always laughed at her and said a lot of things that hurt her self-esteem.

Later, it was rumored in the class that the male classmate who died couldn't move while standing on the railroad tracks, because he was overwhelmed by a ghost, and the ghost couldn't move under the pressure of the ghost, and that ghost was the ugly girl in the class......

"Da Lei, you have grown, and the story you tell is really appropriate......"

"Master, it's not time for you to perform me at this time!"

"That's right, the current Boss Huo, on his back, is carrying a ......," Zhou Xiaolong said.

"But, I ...... Why can't I see it? Ouyang Lei rubbed his eyes and asked.

"Of course you can't see it, and you haven't opened your yin and yang eyes."

"How can you open yin and yang eyes?!" Ouyang Lei asked.

"Da Lei, do you want to see it?!"

"Uh-huh." Ouyang Lei nodded heavily.

"Okay, then you close your eyes first, and I'll smear some holy water on you......"

Zhou Xiaolong stuck some saliva and wiped some on Ouyang Lei's eyelids, Ouyang Lei blinked, opened his eyes and looked at it, and immediately he exclaimed in fright.

Fortunately, Zhou Xiaolong was prepared and covered Ouyang Lei's mouth.

"What are you shouting, don't surprise that thing......" Zhou Xiaolong stopped.

"Uh-huh." Ouyang Lei blinked.

After being smeared with mana saliva, Ouyang Lei saw that there was an old man lying on Boss Huo's back.

The old man's figure was relatively thin, he was wearing a black cotton coat, he was gesturing with his hands, his mouth was open and closed, and his expression was extremely exaggerated.

And Boss Huo under him performed the same action as the old man behind him, just like the double reed performance.

Although it looks weird, the old man and Boss Huo didn't do anything terrible, in fact, they just looked like a pair of cross talk actors performing double reeds.

"Hey, Da Lei, what are you doing twisting behind me?!" Zhou Xiaolong turned his head and glared at Ouyang Lei.

"Nothing, I...... I...... I...... I just want to pee. Ouyang Lei said with a blushing face.

"You want to pee now, really?" Zhou Xiaolong rolled his eyes and said.

"Is it necessary to lie about peeing?" Ouyang Lei said.

"Then let me ask you a question, Da Lei, what's that, how far have you and Gao Jing got?"

"Ah, Master, how embarrassing is it for you to ask me this?"

"Answer me."

"Let's hurry up and save Boss Huo, this kind of topic is the most appropriate to talk about when you are half drunk......

"Say it!!"

"I didn't ...... Not to what extent, hand ...... Haven't pulled your hand yet? ”

"You said before that Gao Jing was your first girlfriend, right?"

"Of course."

"Okay, you go to the trash can in the corner and find a bottle, the bottle mouth is bigger......"

"Ah, Master, why are you weird today?!"

"Go!!"

"Oh oh oh oh okay okay!"

Ouyang Lei ran to the trash can in the corner, rummaged for a while, and found a Sprite bottle and a pulsating bottle, both of which were plastic.

Then, Ouyang Lei ran over and asked, "Master, do you look at these two bottles?" ”

"It's not for me to use, it's for you, you see which bottle mouth your guy is suitable for, just pee in it, pee more, and then bring it to me ......"

"Ah, Master, what are you going to do?!"

"Less nonsense, just peeing, and it's not for you to bleed, do you still want to make money?!"

"Okay, okay!"

Ouyang Lei ran to the corner and threw away the Sprite bottle, using a pulsating bottle, which shows that his little brother's diameter is okay.

Then, Ouyang Lei frowned, took the hot bottle, and handed it to Zhou Xiaolong.

Zhou Xiaolong lifted the bottle, slowly approached Boss Huo, moved to the back, and splashed the hot urine inside on Boss Huo and the old man's body, and immediately, along Boss Huo's hair, a pale yellow liquid flowed.

It's strange to say that after Boss Huo was splashed with urine, his whole body shook a few times, and he actually sat on the ground and stopped singing.

Ouyang Lei also found that the old man on Boss Huo's back was also gone.

"That's it." Zhou Xiaolong beckoned to Ouyang Lei.

"Are you alright, Boss Huo?!" Ouyang Lei also ran over and couldn't help asking.

"Ahem...... Ahem...... Boss Huo was in a trance for a long time before frowning and asking, "What does this smell like?" I...... How did I end up here??? ”

"Boss Huo, don't blame me, it's all my master's idea......"

Ouyang Lei originally wanted to push the matter on Zhou Xiaolong, but when he looked back, Zhou Xiaolong was gone.

In the afterglow, Ouyang Lei only seemed to see a black back, as if Zhou Xiaolong had chased the black shadow to the yard.

Ouyang Lei hurriedly helped Boss Huo down the attic, but he didn't expect that in just one or two minutes, Zhou Xiaolong's side had already finished work.

"Master, what about the ghost? You beat you away, didn't you?! Ouyang Lei asked repeatedly.

"Ah, Master Zhou, where did that thing go," Boss Huo had now come to his senses and asked in a panic, "What if you leave and that thing comes to harass me again?!" ”

"Don't worry, I've already taken ......," Zhou Xiaolong said, shaking a yellow paper envelope in his hand.

Zhou Xiaolong did have an extra paper envelope in his hand, which was actually folded with yellow paper, which looked like the size of an ordinary red envelope, and it was a yellow table paper with symbols.

As Zhou Xiaolong spoke, he pinched the mouth of the envelope with two fingers, as if he didn't let the contents escape, as if he was magical.

"Master, do you mean to say that the ghost was taken into this envelope by you?!" Ouyang Lei was also puzzled.

"Master Zhou, you're not fooling me, are you?!" Boss Huo still didn't believe it.

"How could it be, I don't believe that I put that thing out and show it to you, but the second time that thing is on guard, it may not be so easy to catch......" Zhou Xiaolong deliberately scared Boss Huo and said.