Chapter 299: You're a fart

And in the end, Jiang Xiaofan decided to run.

And I want to run immediately.

You can't get caught.

He was violating the king of the daughter country.

The king and the people of his daughter's kingdom will not let him go.

Now going down is a technical job, and it can't be seen by others.

He aimed at a table on the ground, swooped in, and went straight down with his eyes closed.

As soon as he closed his eyes, he was in the mountain village.

Jiang Xiaofan suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and finally ran away, and he was safe now.

But Jiang Xiaofan touched his belly, and now it is bigger.

He had to find a doctor to do an abortion.

And on the other side, the daughter country.

Many guards saw Jiang Xiaofan get under the table, and several people went up and directly turned over the table.

But below it was empty at the moment, nothing.

What's going on?

A few guards, now you look at me, I look at you, and they don't know what to say.

People are running away, and they're running under their noses, which is kind of nonsense.

The king of the daughter country stopped crying at this time, sobbing there, and also saw this scene, and said: "Find, find him out for me at once, and I will interrogate him myself." ”

As for the Iron Fan Princess, she was extremely embarrassed next to her.

"Queen, I am also guilty, I brought the people, you can punish me. Princess Iron Fan said.

The king of the daughter country said: "Fan, this matter has nothing to do with you, you don't need to blame yourself, it's all that guy's business, but the person was brought by you, you know where the other party is, you tell me." ”

"That person is a teacher at the Three Realms School...... "Princess Iron Fan said.

The king of the daughter country pondered for a moment and said, "I know......"

The princess of the iron fan said again: "Then princess, what is the matter with the child in his belly now?"

"He didn't have any children in his belly at all. Said the king of the daughter country.

Princess Iron Fan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Doesn't he have any children in his belly?" ”

"Big is big, but he doesn't have children, he just drinks the wine mixed with the water of the Zimu River, and it is not the water of the Zimu River, only by drinking the water of the Zimu River can she get pregnant, and nothing will happen if you drink the wine. Said the king of the daughter country.

Princess Iron Fan was slightly embarrassed, he remembered that Jiang Xiaofan had made such a move because he felt that the king of his daughter country would not treat him.

Now that he's not pregnant at all, isn't that embarrassing?

"But his belly is so big, what's in it now?" said the Iron Fan Princess in surprise.

"What if I say it's?" said the king of the daughter country.

Princess Iron Fan didn't speak again, what a god's ass.

That's too much.

Princess Iron Fan didn't know what kind of thoughts she would have if she let Teacher Jiang know that her stomach was full of farts now.

......

Jiang Xiaofan had already walked towards the hospital in the town at this time.

Xinglong Town Hospital.

When he arrived at the hospital, he wanted to see what was going on with the child in his belly.

He went to the gynecology department, and the women who came to see him were stunned.

The first time I saw a man in the gynecology department.

Jiang Xiaofan ignored them and went all the way to the doctor.

Then the doctor took a film of him.

After the film was completed, the doctor looked at the things on the film, his face was extremely heavy, he thought that he had given birth to some monster, otherwise the doctor would not have had such an expression.

Jiang Xiaofan immediately rushed up: "Doctor, I... What the hell am I doing now?"

The doctor glanced at Jiang Xiaofan: "See for yourself." ”

Yes?

Jiang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, took his film, and looked at the content on it, his belly was indeed very big, but what he saw now was not a child.

And nothing.

“......”

Jiang Xiaofan couldn't understand it.

"What is this, doctor?"

"Go to the toilet more in the future. The doctor said.

"???" Jiang Xiaofan looked at him.

"You don't have anything to do, right, your stomach is full of flatulence, commonly known as fart, and you came to the gynecology department for treatment. The doctor said angrily.

"Doctor, you said my stomach was full of fart?" Jiang Xiaofan said with wide eyes.

"Yes. The doctor nodded.

When Jiang Xiaofan heard the news, his whole person fell into a complete stupor, and then he jumped up.

It turned out to be just fart.

Then he's still scared of yarn.

"Cool. ”

Jiang Xiaofan turned around and left the hospital.

Now I can be sure that I don't have a child in my belly, it's full of fart.

God's special fart, the belly is so big.

So you just need to go to the toilet

But it's strange that I drank the wine of the Zimu River.

Could it be that because it's a mixed drink, there is nothing at all.

Jiang Xiaofan decided to go to the toilet first, he was constipated before, and now since he knew that this thing was a fart, he was in a good mood.

Sure enough, after a convenient meal, Jiang Xiaofan was much more comfortable, and now his stomach has become smaller.

Comfortable.

Jiang Xiaofan was ready to go back to the village, and now he was very happy in his heart.

But as soon as I arrived at the entrance of the village, I saw that many people were there now.

There are also many luxury cars at the entrance of the village.

Each one doesn't look simple.

Who is it?

At this time, Jiang Xiaofan walked over, and when he walked over, the surrounding villagers were pointing at him.

Jiang Xiaofan was stunned: "Auntie, why are you pointing at me?"

That aunt Jiang Xiaofan knows and is not very familiar with their family, but she doesn't have any deep hatred.

Usually a broken tongue or something, Jiang Xiaofan can bear it.

But now that you're pointing fingers, I can't stand that.

When the aunt heard this, she fled like a fried rooster.

Jiang Xiaofan looked at the back of the other party leaving, and now he didn't feel good in his heart, what are you pointing at? Why don't you say it?

But at this time, an uncle who didn't have much to do with Jiang Xiaofan recognized Jiang Xiaofan: "Xiaofan, why are you still standing here, don't you go back to see, something happened to your family." ”

"What?" Jiang Xiaofan's face turned ugly again.

Does anyone deal with his dad and his mom?

Jiang Xiaofan ran directly to the door of the house.

At this moment, at the door of Jiang Xiaofan's house, a group of people were surrounding there.

Looking at the clothes worn by these people, they are all kind of vests and shirts, and at first glance, they are the kind of social people who are mixed with society, holding a baseball bat in their hands, blocking Jiang Xiaofan's door and smashing the door.

"Hurry up and let that kid Jiang Xiaofan come out, pay back the money you owe us quickly, if you don't pay it back, I will smash your house." One of the thugs shouted.

"Damn, it's shameless to learn how to gamble without money. ”

Inside their door, Jiang Dahai's voice came out: "What nonsense are you talking about, our Xiaofan never gambles, and even if he does, our Xiaofan will not borrow money." ”

"Our family Xiaofan is much richer than you. ”

Then there was another familiar voice, which was Fang Jian's voice.

"Uncle Dahai, you still don't care about this matter, you quickly retreat. ”

"These people are here to find fault at first glance, and their purpose is definitely not pure. ”

"yes, with us, they can't rush in. This time, a woman's voice comes out, and it's Fluttershy's.

In the distance, Jiang Xiaofan heard all these words in his ears, and he understood that someone was looking for these gangsters to find his stubble, and Fang Jian and Xiaodie were now on his side, and he didn't know who had such a big enmity with him and made such a mess of him.

If nothing else, those people should have just stayed outside to watch the scene.

Jiang Xiaofan looked at it at this time and saw it in a car in the distance.

Jiang Yiyi and Zhuang Lie stayed inside and watched this farce!