16 Pretend to be asleep and spank your ass
Fighting, laziness, pretending to be dead, stubbornness, falsehood, disguise, it's only been a few days since she got married, all her faces were exposed in front of his eyes, Ye Ke felt remorseful in his heart, he knew that this was the case, he should have fought with his father again, he must have seen the hell before he went to Anjia to choose such a little girl.
"Not up, do you?" Obviously, seeing that her feet were trembling, and she was still pretending to be dead, Ye Ke pulled up the sleeves of each other, aimed at her little buttocks, stretched out her big palm, and hit it hard.
"Ahh Xiao Dong screamed, covered his buttocks and quickly crawled to the other side of the bed, like a little monkey, a little monkey who fought with the monkeys in order to compete for bananas.
Ye Ke frowned, his head hurt.
After a nap, and hurriedly escaped, Xiao Dong only felt that her bones were like falling apart, and her legs were weak as soon as her feet touched the ground, she didn't want to have a close contact with the floor again, so she used her strength helplessly and broke her feet.
"Woo woo, woo woo~~" In the end, it is a child, no matter how big and difficult the difficulties are faced, there is still one trick, cry!
Ye Ke's head was big when he heard it, didn't he just clean the house, as for crying so miserably? !
Ye Ke raised his feet and strode over, Xiao Dong's buttocks sat on the floor, rubbed his feet, and kept shrinking back until his back was against the wall, and there was no way back.
She was wearing a pair of denim hot pants, a large bruise on her two knees, which should have been injured in a fight last night, a corner slipper had left her foot, and the twisted ankle was indeed bruised and swollen, her face was bruised and purple, and it was full of tears, and her tearful eyes looked at Ye Ke like a big bad wolf, and she reached out to wipe the tears on her face, and there were also scratched skin injuries on her elbows and arms.
Being young also has the advantage of being young, Ye Ke saw her miserable appearance, and he was really embarrassed to make things worse for her.
"Don't cry, get up." The expected thunderous sound did not come down, but with a helpless comforting voice, low, rustling, very good.
The crying gradually stopped, Xiao Dong pouted, sucked and washed her nose, her hands supported the floor and wanted to stand up, she couldn't stand up after trying twice, she swore that she was not pretending to be pitiful and sympathetic, it was really painful, her whole body hurt, and there was no intact place.
Ye Ke sighed, bent down and picked her up directly.
"Huh?" Xiao Dong looked at him in astonishment, raised his hand, and didn't dare to touch him for half a minute.
Ye Ke squinted at her in a low voice, what kind of naughty person would make such a mess of himself, he really wanted to know what was going on in her head.
Turned around and walked to the sofa in the living room with her in his arms, Xiao Dong silently rested his hand on his shoulder, he was so tall, he was held by him as if hanging in the air, he was quite strong, not as thin as he looked, his pectoral muscles, cough cough, were hard, and it hurt!
Ye Ke glanced down at her, strangled her, this is terrible, her face turned red, her heartbeat went straight to 200 beats/min, and she lowered her head suddenly, not daring to look at him again.
Ye Ke glanced at her, inexplicably~
Putting her on the sofa, he went to get the medicinal oil, and seeing her move left and right, he admonished: "Settle down, don't move!" "Is this girl ADHD or something?
Xiao Dong shrunk and sat still obediently, this time like a little white rabbit.
Ye Ke opened the medicinal oil and smelled it, it stinks, it shouldn't expire, it's useless for N years.
"Hmm, it stinks, what kind of medicated oil is this?" Xiao Dong asked with a clenched nose.
Hey, he didn't stink yet, but she did, and wanted to pour some medicated oil for her to rub her ankles. Ye Ke made a straight face, screwed the lid again, and threw it into the trash can, "Go to the hospital, the medicinal oil has expired." "Can it not be expired, this medicinal oil, I'm afraid it's been ten years, it hasn't been touched there, if it weren't for An Xiaodong, he wouldn't have remembered to use it."
Xiao Dong didn't dare to speak, and he was already frightened when he saw his cold face.
"Do you have trousers?" Wearing it so short will not only provoke mosquitoes but also perverts.
Xiao Dong said hesitantly: "Yes, in the closet...... I, I'm going to change ......"
"Sit, I'll go!"
"No...... If you want it...... "Well, the dirty clothes I changed in the morning are also in the closet, and I was a little embarrassed to put them in the bathroom, so I secretly stuffed them into the closet, and I wanted to say that I would take them out and wash them when he was not there.
Sure enough, Ye Ke's thunderous roar came immediately, "An Xiaodong, don't put such dirty clothes in the closet, are you a Martian?!" Ye Ke held her trousers in one hand, and picked up a tattered T-shirt with only one finger in the other, "If you don't throw away this rag, you still want to hide it as an antique?!" ”
Xiao Dong swallowed his saliva timidly, cough cough, he was so angry again, even the Martian scolded him, does an uncle of this age know what a Martian is? He's a bit avant-garde.
This T-shirt is what she wore when she fought last night, the original white T-shirt is now colorful, gray mixed with a little red, it can be considered color, the sleeves have fallen off, the neckline has also fallen off, and most importantly, there are many finger prints on the front and back, which are all evidence of being beaten.
However, those two boys, even their coats were torn by her, roaring and roaring!
The T-shirt ended up filling the trash with medicated oil.
I went to the hospital, it was good to be powerful, famous and rich, I didn't even need to register and queue, I went directly to the expert doctor of the bruising department, who kneaded and massaged, and prepared a lot of medicines, all for external use and internal use.
"Does it still hurt?"
"It's much better, it doesn't hurt anymore~" Is the old man concerned about me? I'm so happy, I feel so good to be cared for.
"If it doesn't hurt, I'll go by myself, I don't want to go out with a national treasure and be laughed at."
Forehead...... An Xiaodong, An Xiaodong, you are really self-inflicted!
Driving home, Ye Ke's mobile phone rang halfway, and when he saw that it was a phone from home, he answered it impatiently, "Hey, what's the matter?" ”
"Ye Ke, are you back early? Mr. Xu in Beijing was arrested. ”
"I know, I'm in Shanghai, I'll be back in the morning."
"Luckily, my son is a visionary!"
At the intersection, at the red light, Ye Ke sighed slightly, his eyes unconsciously glanced at An Xiaodong who was sitting in the co-pilot, if it weren't for her, he wouldn't have come back on an early flight.
"Come home for dinner in the evening...... Call An Xiaodong as well. When Wen Meiruo said An Xiaodong, her tone was extremely reluctant.
"Something?"
"What's the matter, you can't come back to eat if you're fine? The son has married a daughter-in-law and has never returned home, if it spreads, it will be a faux pas for our Ye family. ”
The light was green, and the car behind sounded its horn, "Okay, we're right outside, we'll be there in ten minutes." He spun the wheel, circled and drove back.
"Where are you going? Don't go home? ”
"It's going home!"
Xiao Dong looked at a loss, which home to go to......