Chapter 21: The Hairball
Having eaten and drunk, the snow lion cub yawned, then curled up in a ball and fell asleep on the table.
After buying a kennel and quilt on the Internet, Qin Yu pulled out two worn-out clothes from the wardrobe and covered it with it.
Before going to bed, Wang Xiao asked, "Lao Qin, you have bought all the quilts for your kennel, don't you want to keep it all the time?"
Qin Yu glanced at the table and said, "Of course you have to raise it, the little guy is very cute, it's a pity to throw it away, one is worth hundreds of dollars."
Wang Xiao nodded: "That's right, I heard that the Chow Chow is not cheap, even if the skewers are cheap, it will cost hundreds."
Zhou Qihang, who was sleeping in the lower bunk, was very interested, leaned out half of his body and said, "Then let's give it a name, you can't always call it like a puppy."
"Just call it Son, and when you call your son, it will come to you with a fart."
Qin Yu was scorched by Chen Jielei, this is really a talent!
"Okay, if you call it a son, I'll call it a grandson." Wang Xiao said with a smile, looking like he was underbeaten.
Accustomed to the fact that the two of them were not serious, Qin Yu shook his head, too lazy to deal with these two guys.
"Lao Qin, you are the father of this little thing, hurry up and give the child a name." Zhou Qihang said with a smile.
Looking up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle, Qin Yu's literary brilliance was flying, several names flashed in his mind, and in the end, he decided to call it Maoqiu.
The next morning, when the sky was just slightly bright, Qin Yu only felt that something plush was squirming on his face, and he was awakened in an instant.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that the hairball had gotten into his bed at some point, and he was sleeping soundly in a very comfortable position.
Sure there was no hallucination, Qin Yu was stunned, he slept on the top bunk, how did the little thing climb up?!
After struggling for a while, he simply put this problem behind him, Qin Yu climbed out of bed with the hairball in his arms, and he couldn't let it develop the habit of going to bed, otherwise it would have to be in the future.
Put it back on the table, wrap it with old clothes, Qin Yu was just about to turn around, when he saw the hairball standing up with sleepy eyes, shaking the hair on his body, the four little short legs bent and stretched, and the fleshy round body bounced high, and then landed firmly on the bed.
"I'll go, the little chubby dun has two hits!"
Qin Yu was shocked, watching the furball burrow back into the quilt, a pair of small eyes half-open and half-closed, as if he was enjoying the warmth brought by the quilt.
Lifting the quilt, Qin Yu grabbed the fur on the back of the hairball and pulled it off, the little guy's body was in the air, and the four little short legs fluttered vigorously.
Pretending to have a vicious expression, Qin Yu stared at it deadly: "Remember, if you dare to jump on the bed again, I will slaughter you to make a hot pot!"
As if to understand Qin Yu's meaning, the furball lowered his head and whimpered twice, licked his hand with his tongue again, and rubbed his fluffy little head from time to time.
Qin Yu's heart softened, but he immediately forced himself to be ruthless and said, "It's useless to sell cuteness, the bed I bought for you will arrive in two days."
At the same time, the Earth Immortal Realm is vigorously implementing the ID card system, and Erlang Shenqin will lead 100,000 heavenly soldiers to enter the four continents of the Earth Immortal Realm to ensure the smooth promotion of the new system, and those who dare to resist the order will be sent to the heavenly prison.
At Qin Yu's suggestion, whether it is a mortal immortal or a monster, they all have their own identity file records.
Needless to say, basic information such as name, legal number, age, etc., relatives and clansmen within six generations are also within the scope of the record, and close relatives and friends must also be registered.
For those whose identities are suspicious, they will all look back to their past experiences through retrospectiveness, but if there are great traitors and evildoers, they will be dealt with according to the laws of the heavenly court, and they will not be tolerated!
On the first day of identity registration, the effect was extremely significant, catching more than a dozen sin immortals who were wanted for committing Tiantiao, and the originally arrogant and rampant demon clan was much more honest.
At noon that day, Qin Yu received a message from Erlang God: "Thank you Luoyu Daoist for your guidance, and if you are useful in the future, you can only open your mouth if you need to go to Yang Jian."
Qin Yu immediately replied: "Zhenjun is polite."
Erlang God was sincerely grateful to Qin Yu, knowing that he was interested in divine pets, and proposed to give a few more for free.
He couldn't take care of one hairball, wouldn't it be a fuss to get a few more, Qin Yu hurriedly refused.
Besides, the cost of raising a god pet is quite high, and everything you eat and drink needs to be bought from the Heavenly Court Supermarket for merit coins, but now it's okay, when the hairball grows up, I don't know how much to eat a day, and he can't afford to raise a few more.
At half past eleven, Qin Yu's belly lunch bell rang on time, and he visited several stores in Tianting Takeaway, and finally placed an order at a fast food restaurant called "Snake Meat Stew Pot".
I ordered the braised thousand-year-old snake demon meat package, 20 merit coins a piece, which has the effect of strengthening muscles and bones and activating blood and veins.
"Strengthen muscles and bones......
Qin Yu repeated softly, thinking of the disabled children in the orphanage, I don't know if this snake demon meat package is useful to them.
When he went downstairs to get the meal, he inadvertently glanced at the green belt, and Qin Yu was instantly dumbfounded.
It's just that in the past night, the tree, which was originally less than a person high, has grown to a height of one floor, and the branches are luxuriant, and the branches and branches cross each other without any gaps.
"Could it be the Heavenly Court Fertilizer?"
Looking at the scene of green trees in front of him, Qin Yu couldn't believe it.
Many passing students stopped to watch, and there were various speculations.
"In my opinion, it may be the result of genetic mutation in the planting tree."
"Are you stupid, a genetic mutation will grow two or three meters taller overnight? Why don't you say that you have hit growth hormone! ”
"If there is such a powerful growth hormone, labor and management will go to fight immediately, and they will be willing to spend as much as they want!"
"If there's a turn to get you, there's a lot of shorter people among the rich!"
Listening to the endless discussions, Qin Yu's heart was bleak, the purpose of fertilizing was to make the herbs grow faster, but now he had the intention to plant flowers and flowers but not bloom, and he had no intention of planting willows and willows in the shade, and all the nutrients were absorbed by the tree, and his hard work was in vain.
The school has workers who are responsible for trimming the green belt, and they come with tools from time to time.
"Hell, it wasn't that tall yesterday......"
Holding large scissors to prune branches and leaves, the gardener wondered what to do for a while.
If it's just that the branches and leaves become luxuriant, you can just cut them off, but the trunk grows too tall and can't be cut off from the middle, otherwise the green belt will only be left with a bare trunk, and it will be unnatural to think about it.
After asking the leader for instructions, the gardener had to climb up with a ladder to prune, as before, cut into a round ball, but the trunk was high, and from a distance it looked like a row of green mushrooms standing there.
Silently carrying the takeaway back to the dormitory, Qin Yu was still thinking about the green belt in his heart, and finished the braised snake demon meat package in three or two minutes.
After eating, he got up and moved to help digestion, and after walking a few steps, the blood flow in his body accelerated, his muscles and bones stretched, and there was a crackling sound, an indescribable sense of comfort made Qin Yu stretch his waist.
Obviously, it was the snake demon meat that worked, Qin Yu's current body was much stronger than ordinary people, so he could withstand this effect, and if he was an ordinary person, it was estimated that the blood vessels in his whole body would burst before he finished eating.
The hairball lying on the ground gently bit his trouser leg and pulled it, Qin Yu looked down and saw that the little thing was looking up at him, and a pair of slippery eyes seemed to be as emotional as a human.
"You're a foodie, either eating or sleeping, can you be counted on to help look after the medicine garden?" Qin Yu muttered, grabbed a pen on the table and threw it to the balcony, stretching out his fingers: "Go, hurry up and pick it up!"
The furball snorted twice, pouted his buttocks, and trotted to the balcony on his short legs to bring the pen back.
Rubbing its head, Qin Yu nodded and praised: "Good job, let's walk in place!"
The hairball stood still, his little head tilted, and his eyes showed very human doubts.
Seeing that it didn't seem to understand the meaning of standing still, Qin Yu got up and made a demonstration.
This time, the hairball understands and learns in a similar way, but it has four legs, so it can only lift its two front legs in a standing position first, and the two hind legs sway and step in place.
"Clever, so smart!" Qin Yu was amused, gave a thumbs up to the hairball and said, "For your obedient sake, I don't care about you last night, this meal will give you more to eat."
Grabbing a handful of earthworm biscuits into a bowl and soaking them in the animal milk that he hadn't finished drinking yesterday, the hairball stared at Qin Yu's hand movements, and his saliva dripped to the ground.
Clapping his hands, Qin Yu sat on the edge of the bed and watched it eat violently, this little thing showed such a high IQ when he was young, and the divine realm was really different, ordinary animal teachings may not be so obedient for a year and a half.