"Hey, hey, who's your sister-in-law! Familiarity is familiarity, Xingxing, don't talk nonsense! ”

I took the earpiece and didn't breathe.

Xing Xing said aggrievedly:

"Brother Ye, don't admit it. Also, you and your sister-in-law's schoolbags were forgotten to take away, but fortunately, my cousin took them back, otherwise they would have been all lost on the construction site. ”

I realized that my schoolbag was missing, no wonder I always felt that something was missing when I entered the door today.

"You're doing a good job of this, next time I'll cut someone and ask you to go together, but sister-in-law or something......"

"Brother Ye, I found that in addition to your schoolbag, there is also a new shopping bag for underwear! It turns out that you went to buy underwear with Ren Xiaoqin! It's all developed to this extent, are you still saying that it's just an ordinary classmate? ””

"This ......"

That's the case, and I can't think of a rebuttal for a moment.

"I was lying here bored, so I made a few phone calls and asked the students of No. 28 Middle School, and they said: Ren Xiaoqin and you are childhood sweethearts!"

Xingxing's aunt is the head of education in Twenty-Eight Middle School, and it is not particularly strange that he has the phone numbers of several students in his hand.

"Someone told me, Brother Ye, you had a private agreement with Ren Xiaoqin for life when you were a child! This time, she transferred to another school and came to you on purpose! ”

Isn't this the earliest version of the rumors about me and Xiaoqin? Xingxing, your information is a bit outdated! With such outdated information, if you accidentally blow up the embassy of a certain country, you will be strongly condemned!

"Brother Ye, although we are an underworld, we can't help but talk about our conscience!"

Who is the underworld! You've seen too much of it! And I don't have a conscience anymore!

"Brother Ye, since you promised others before, why don't you admit it now! In fact, I envy your little suspicious relationship, you can just be together! Also make the brothers happy and happy......"

If you're envious, I can take the time machine back and exchange it with you! With your little body, you have to let Xiaoqin beat you to death in three days! And aren't you an underworld? Why is it a part-time matchmaker again!

"If we do the underworld, we must have a powerful eldest sister to have face! Although we let my sister-in-law beat me this time, we were not angry at all, we made two mistakes, and my sister-in-law taught me the right lesson! I thought, if Brother Ye and your sister-in-law fly together, who else would dare to provoke us? ”

Thinking about beauty, I won't form a combination of yin and yang with Xiaoqin to harm one party.

"Compared with Miss Emily, my sister-in-law is indeed a little inferior in appearance, but now long-distance relationships are unreliable, Brother Ye, do you really believe that long-distance relationships can be successful?"

"Shut up! Who likes Amy's yellow-haired girl! Do you mean that I step on two boats? ”

"Brother Ye, they are all brothers, don't hide it, let's not talk about Miss Emily, last time in the café, the girl who was with you was not a sister-in-law, right? I could only see one back, but her hair was long enough......"

This is talking about the squad leader Shu Sha, why is God so blind, what good things I have done for Xingxing to see?

"In short, Brother Ye, you and your sister-in-law's schoolbags, I will let Uncle Zhang run over again, you still have homework to write, right? If you meet your sister-in-law at school tomorrow, tell her something nice about us, so that she doesn't get angry with her brothers, okay? ”

Xiaoqin will not hold a grudge against you, if I heard that you actually supported her as my girlfriend, even if I can't get too close to you because of androphobia, I will regard you as a pillar of the pillar and protect you well.

Later, Uncle Zhang really ran away again without fear of trouble and brought me a schoolbag.

I left Uncle Zhang for a cup of tea before leaving, Uncle Zhang smiled and said that there were still things to be sent by Miss Xiaoqin, don't let people wait in a hurry, and then went out again non-stop.

I hope that Xiaoqin will not cry and mourn again after getting the lost schoolbag and the shopping bag with underwear from Uncle Zhang.

By the way, I'm not the only one who was hurt! Xiaoqin also got a hard blow to my shoulder, at least she will bruise, right?

When she was in the orthopaedic hospital, why didn't she ask the nurse to help deal with it by the way! It's good to smear some iodine wine!

If Aunt Ren finds out that her baby daughter has been beaten, I'm afraid she will be furious, right? Maybe he will come to the door with eighteen weapons, slap me on the head of the bad guy who bullied her daughter, and then blow my father in the chest who is not strict in discipline, and send us two to the west, right?

But depending on the situation, Xiaoqin regrets hurting my arm, and she should help me hide this matter and won't let Aunt Ren find out.

After being treated by Dr. Zhao, although the pain in his left arm has been reduced a lot, he doesn't seem to fall asleep easily when he lies in bed at night.

Celery also has insomnia, right? With my injured shoulder, I could almost imagine tossing and turning in bed with a melancholy look on my face.

It's so boring, why do you hurt each other's flesh, two people experience the pain that each other brings to them at the same time, and make a sleepless scene tonight?

Fortunately, my healing ability has reached LV5, and it is estimated that it will only take two weeks at most to fully recover, right?

Sure enough, physical pain is nothing, and it is much easier to deal with than mental pain!

What is mental pain? I have ready-made examples around me.

Dad came back from outside at 11 o'clock in the evening, hugged the toilet in the bathroom and vomited, and then shouted his mother's name, and fell asleep.

I didn't forget to bring back a Yangzhou fried rice from the drinking place, so that I wouldn't want to have a late-night snack at night.

I just had biscuits for dinner, so I unceremoniously cleaned up the fried rice.

I couldn't carry my dad back to bed with one hand, so I had to find a winter coat from the closet and put it on my dad in the bathroom.

I hope that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, my dad would better wake up.

On Tuesday morning, my dad woke up and asked me what was going on with my arm.

I perfunctorily said that I was playing horizontal bar falling, and my father was skeptical.

"Xiaolin, aren't you fighting with people again? Don't always be with brave and ruthless people! If your friends are too narrow, it's not good for your future! Aren't there a lot of quiet female classmates in your class? You try to communicate with them, you can add a lot of knowledge! ”

Thank you dad for your kindness, but I don't appreciate it, the injuries on my body are from communicating with female classmates, and if you continue to communicate, you should die.

My dad asked me if I could go to school because of this injury, and if I couldn't go to school, I called the head teacher to help me ask for leave.

Although it's cool to skip school under the pretext, I always feel that if I don't go to school, I can't put something in my heart, so I tell my dad that this is a small injury, and it doesn't affect me every day.

And I still have to run around Dongshan Lake to exercise.

My arm is injured, but my leg is fine! If you can't overcome these small difficulties, how can you become a strong person?

And after the battle with Xiaoqin, I deeply felt that my ability was insufficient.

In the face of celery, it seems that I can't enter Berserker mode at all.

Although I can barely fight with Xiaoqin if I fight to the death, this is not what I want.

Men are physically stronger than women, and I have nothing to be proud of in defeating the little bully who has become a girl by this means.

If I just want to win, why don't I pick Xiaoqin to duel with her when she has menstrual cramps, isn't that win-win-undefeated?

The new goal is to minimize the damage while minimizing the damage and subduing Celery without bloodshed.

It sounds a bit like a fantasy, but I believe it's entirely possible.

It only took me three years from being beaten by Xiaoqin on one side to a draw with her.

Removing all the disadvantages of being a woman, she doesn't exercise at all now, and she has a self-defeating martial arts jiashi, which also gives me confidence to achieve my goals.

Three months, three months should be enough.

The next time we fight, I'll beat you in a manly way!

The only thing to worry about is how to make Xiaoqin become a little bully next time.

Thinking of all kinds of cheating ideas, I saw the old man in a kung fu shirt on the shore of Dongshan Lake.

Still as energetic as ever, practicing a set of boxing techniques that look like NB.

Seeing me coming from a distance, he stopped and nodded to me.

A little closer, the old man probably saw my left arm hanging around my neck, and wrapped in a bandage.

"Hey, young man, why are you hurt? Are you still exercising when you're injured? ”

For the first time, the old man took the initiative to talk to me.

Out of politeness, I slowed down and stopped in front of my old man, and replied respectfully:

"It's okay, it's just an injury in physical education class, this little injury doesn't delay the exercise!"

The old man stroked the five locks of long hair on his chin.

"You have injuries in the corners of your eyes, lower abdomen, and hind buttocks, is your physical education class taught by the eighteen bronze men of Shaolin Temple?"

Huh? The old man is not dazzled! The injury at the corner of my eye is obvious, but just from my running position, I can see that I have injuries to my lower abdomen and buttocks!

I didn't say anything dark in front of Mingren, I scratched my hair with my right hand and smirked a few times, confessing that I was beaten by others.

The old man's eyes flashed.

"Who gave the beating? In the past few years, I have seen you exercise by the lake, not a thousand times, but nine hundred times - is there a lot of people on the other side? ”

"Hehe, old man, you don't have to bother! That guy isn't a big deal! I'll work hard for another three months, and I'll win! ”

Listening to my sworn assurance, the old man's face sank instead.

"You say that, the other party is also a person? Is he older than you and taller than you? ”

"I didn't ...... I'm the same age, much thinner than me......"

I'm embarrassed to admit it.

The old man raised his eyebrows, "That must be a practicing family!" You practice your physical strength and muscles every day, and Zuihou may not be able to win against him! ”

Is it so mysterious? I don't think there's such a big gap between myself and Xiaoqin, right? But in front of the old man, I can't say that in fact, that person is a girl, she is stupid and doesn't practice every day, she is getting weaker and weaker day by day, and one day she will be surpassed by me.

The old man twisted his beard and seemed to think deeply before he said:

"Young man, young man with such perseverance as you is rare now...... You and I are destined, and when your arm is completely healed, I'll teach you some kung fu! ”