Chapter 846: Forming a Gang
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"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, and as soon as his little hand flipped over, a small round ball appeared in his hand, "Do you know what this is?" That's what my researchers have come up with......"
"Huh??" The girl raised her eyebrows and took the small ball in Yuan Siyu's hand, "Now I don't care about you daring to sneak away, I'll see what you are first......
"Isn't that the end of telling you??" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "This thing is a mechanical and electronic life, as long as there is enough electricity, it can grow slowly, and the final form is the legendary Transformers ......"
"Isn't that right??" The girl held the little ball in her hand and played with it, "You only need electricity to grow??" Isn't this scientific......"
"How is it not scientific??" Yuan Siyu sneered, "In this kind of mechanical and electronic life, the molecules will continue to split, one will become two, two will become four, and eventually it will become ......."
"Eventually, it's going to be a mess, isn't it??" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"Wrong......" Yuan Siyu smiled proudly, "It will eventually turn into a mass of energy ......"
"But??" The girl frowned, "As the split, the molecule will become smaller and smaller, and the process will be more sophisticated, which is a kind of thinking, but this is not scientific, with your IQ, how can you have such a wonderful idea??" ”
"You look down on your aunt??" Yuan Siyu was not happy at the time, "Why can't my aunt have such a wonderful idea??" ”
"Jun, did you forget?? In her cultivation space, there are a lot of Zerg female slaves, and there is no problem at all in cultivating them to become scientific researchers......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"Wrong......" Yuan Siyu suddenly became even more angry, "This is the ...... I came up with by myself"
"Woo woo woo woo ......" As soon as Yuan Siyu finished speaking, a cry came from her wrist.
"Oh......" The girl was immediately happy, "Dare to love was conceived by your smart computer??" Yeah. It's also the ...... you came up with."
"At the critical moment, you actually dropped the chain for the old lady...... Yuan Siyu suddenly became annoyed and angry, and roared at his watch.
"Hmph, hum, hum......," the girl smiled proudly, "Some people are really shameless, and they actually rob an intelligent life for the credit, I really admire your ......"
"If you admire, you admire......" Yuan Siyu glared at the girl, "Anyway, I put forward this overall idea, and the credit is my ......"
"Okay, okay......" The girl waved her hand, "I'm not going to talk nonsense to you, I'll see if your Transformers can really transform ......" said. took Xiaoqing out, Xiaoqing had already woken up, but it was still a little sluggish, it had lost too much blood, and it had already hurt its vitality.
"Okay, okay......" The girl patted Xiaoqing's brain, "Hurry up and recharge this ball......"
Crackling......
Xiaoqing was not ambiguous, there was a flash of electric sparks on the double horns, and an electric snake rushed towards the small ball, blinking. Let the ball absorb it.
"I feel like it's better to use this...... Nie Canglong took out a little wolf lamb from his arms, "This is the generator I cultivated, specially used to generate electricity, the amount of electricity generated in a day." Equivalent to the annual electricity generation of a nuclear power plant ......"
"I see that you are idle ......" The girl pursed her lips, and then glanced at the man angrily, "Give Yuan Da Immortal, Yuan Da Immortal is playing with electronic machinery." Just the right ...... for her."
"You're welcome......" Yuan Siyu took the little wolf lamb, and then confessed to the lord with blood, in the blink of an eye. A small generator appeared in the gazebo.
"Small enough......" Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, "The length and width are less than one meter, there is really such a large amount of power generation??" ”
"Won't you try it and you're done??" The girl pursed her lips and put the small round ball on the generator, and in an instant, a fierce electric current got into the small round ball, and the small round ball was rapidly growing larger at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"The final form of this thing is a kind of space battleship, but it is not big, the length and width are at most twenty meters, but the internal space is large, basically the ......size of an earth," Yuan Siyu said triumphantly.
"Are you kidding??" The girl rolled her eyes, "It's the size of an earth, and you still have space laws on it??" ”
"What's wrong with having the law of space??" Yuan Siyu was not convinced, "This is mechatronic life, do you understand life?" Of course there have to be laws, how can life come without laws?? ”
"Hmph......" the girl sneered, "Then your law, do you need energy to support it??" ”
"Isn't this nonsense?? Of course, you have to support it with energy......" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Can you imagine how much energy you have to spend every minute to maintain a space the size of the Earth?" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"This ......" Yuan Siyu was suddenly embarrassed, "What I just said is basically, that is, it can be so big in theory, but in fact, it can be ...... if it is smaller."
"Alas......" the girl sighed, "Look at the Canglong, the space door made by the people, it doesn't need any energy at all, it's perfectly functioning, you look at you, get a space battleship, you still need to use energy to maintain, such a big eater, I don't know if there is any meaning to exist......"
"Don't kill me......" A scream suddenly came from the ball, "Please, don't kill me, I can eat less, as long as I keep me from dying, I will be satisfied......"
"Really alive??" The girl blinked her eyes, "It seems that this Yuan Da Immortal...... 's smart computer, it's really amazing......"
"Are you settling??" Yuan Siyu glanced at the girl dissatisfied, "Still panting??" If you want to run me, you can just say it, I'm used to it, I don't care......"
"Hmph......" the girl pouted, "since this big guy is so big, let's get it away quickly, and the pavilion will collapse in a while......"
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu smiled proudly, and then waved his hand. The big round balls were put into the planting space along with the engine.
"Oops......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou covered his waist and stood up in the pond, "My old waist is ......"
"Dad, are you happy??" Nie Canglong glanced at his father, "Becoming a land immortal, is it a different perspective?" ”
"It's okay...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou was on tiptoe at the bottom of the pool, and the whole person jumped up, and then landed in the gazebo, "I feel light and fluttering......"
"If you become an immortal, then you are not a mortal fetus......" Nie Canglong smiled faintly. Said.
"Where's your mother??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glanced around, and then his eyes fell on Yuan Siyu's body, "I can accept your mother's youth, but your mother has changed her appearance, I can......'t accept it."
"Ahem...... a black line appeared on Yuan Siyu's head at that time, "Uncle, my name is Yuan Siyu, it's not your daughter-in-law who became ......"
"Auntie is human, she has no metamorphosis functions...... the girl blinked. Said.
"You're a toad for my mother??" Nie Canglong glared at the girl and said angrily.
"You said it, and I didn't say it......" the girl said, pouting.
"And what about your mother??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou raised his eyebrows. Glancing at the girl, he asked.
"Who do you ask??" The girl rolled her eyes, and with a push of her little hand on Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face, she pushed his face towards Nie Canglong. "Where is your son......"
"He's my son, aren't you my daughter-in-law??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou muttered two sentences, "It's really hypocrisy." How nice it is to be generous......"
"My mother is under the pool...... Nie Canglong pointed to the pond and said.
"It's still your mother...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou looked at the bottom of the pool, and burst into tears at that time, "Your mother is going to martyr me, in this life, it is worth ...... to have such an old wife."
"I'll tell you how she got down...... the girl smiled coldly, kicked Comrade Nie Shenzhou's buttocks, and directly kicked Comrade Nie Shenzhou, who was caught off guard, into the pond.
"Ah...... "How could Comrade Nie Shenzhou think that Aunt Qin and Grandma would attack behind her back? ? With a scream, he directly came to an upside-down onion and fell into the pond, not to mention the embarrassment.
"Giggle...... "The girl covered her little mouth and giggled.
"Are you strong??" Nie Canglong looked stupid, there were black lines on his head, look at his daughter-in-law here, it's really hard.
"One person, one foot, let them go down and cool down......" the girl said triumphantly.
"It's too vicious...... Yuan Siyu also looked stupid, "Is this still a daughter-in-law??" ”
"Hmph......" Sister Bai sneered, "Qin Xiaoniuniu is so presumptuous, even kicking her mother-in-law down, even her father-in-law was kicked down, this is really ...... God, you can't care about such a big rebellion......"
"Jun, I'm disappointed in you, you know? I always thought that you were a good girl, but I didn't expect you to cheat on your father-in-law, this is the same thing as cheating father, do you know? ? Comrade Nie Shenzhou straightened up and roared angrily.
"Daddy......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Xiaojun has cheated Daddy before......"
"Huh??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was stunned for a moment, and then nodded, "Then I will balance ......"
"No...... Comrade Li Guiying got out of the water and glared at the girl angrily, "You can't just tell her about this matter, she dares to kick me into the river, and it's against her......"
"That can't be helped......" the girl pouted, "Who made you not have a good son??" Look, you fell into the river, did your son save you?? Your son didn't even pay attention to you, can you blame me?? No, not only can't you blame me, you have to thank me, I am the one who made you see your son's true face, isn't it disappointing?? When he was born, weishenme didn't drown him in the toilet?? ”
"Son......" Comrade Li Guiying looked at his son with a disappointed face, "You disappointed my mother......"
"I said......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes at that time, "Mom, you are also a very shrewd person, why did you let your daughter-in-law fool like this??" ”
"Because mom is a woman...... Comrade Li Guiying raised her eyebrows, "If mom kicks your grandma into the river, your dad will definitely help mom bear any serious or not serious consequences......"
"Fart......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at that time, "If you dare to kick my mother into the river, I will beat you to death......"
"Nie Shenzhou. You bastard, you forgot, when your father and your mother beat you, who made you angry?? Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time, "Can you have a fucking conscience??" ”
"So what?? My mother gave birth to me and raised me for 18 years, and she fed me with a handful of and urine, and I was indifferent to let you kick into the river, so that is called no conscience......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said excitedly.
"Uncle......" The girl's little face twitched, "You're so disgusting, it turns out that you grew up eating and drinking urine??" ”
"Hahahahaha...... "Comrade Li Guiying was happy at that time." Feed me a handful of shit and urine, what kind of small animals is your mother raising?? ”
"Dogs only eat feces, don't drink pee," Yuan Siyu said with a smile......
"How do you know dogs don't drink pee??" Sister Bai glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Are you a dog??" You know what they taste like......"
"According to what you say...... Yuan Siyu couldn't help but smile coldly, "Uncle eats and drinks urine, it's a dog??" ”
"I'll let you say ......" The girl's little face was dark at that time, and with a slight wave of her little hand, Yuan Siyu and Sister Bai froze at that time.
"Why am I so itchy??" Yuan Siyu's little face suddenly twitched.
"It's itching, why can't I move?? Hurry up and scratch me......" Sister Bai immediately screamed.
"What's going on??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou saw that the two women suddenly stiffened and did not move. shouted vigorously, and the hairs on his body stood up at that time.
"Your daughter-in-law is not happy to hear them say that her father-in-law eats and drinks urine......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "This is the punishment for the cheap......"
"Not bad......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou couldn't help but nodded. Xiaojun, this girl, she insists on asking for it, compared with someone who led the public security to arrest her father-in-law, she is not a little stronger......"
"It's not because of you......" the girl pouted. I listened to what they said about eating and drinking urine that was too disgusting, and it was dawn after a while, and it was and urine. Are you still eating this breakfast?? ”
"Xiaojun, this girl ......" Comrade Li Guiying shook his head and sighed, "I really don't have a position at all, the two of us are a group, okay?" We have to unite all the liliang who can be united, and finally there are two of them to help us, why are they still killing each other?? ”
"Right??" The girl raised her eyebrows and waved her little hand, "Can't we do cannibalism......"
"Ah......" Yuan Siyu regained his freedom, and immediately screamed, jumped three feet high, and glared at the girl angrily, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, you're finished, let me tell you, you completely angered me......"
"Do you want to try again??" The girl glanced at Yuan Siyu and said with a sneer.
"Ga ......" Yuan Siyu was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "No need, no need...... " said that, he pounced, jumped into the pond, and hid behind Comrade Li Guiying.
"What did you say??" Sister Bai sat on the ground, "Why does Aunt Qin not only pit her father, but also her teammates?" ”
"Ahem...... Nie Canglong coughed twice, "Since you can cheat your father, what is a pit teammate?" In the eyes of Aunt Qin's grandmother, there is no one in this world who can't be pitted......"
"Auntie......" Sister Bai jumped into the pond crying and complained to Comrade Li Guiying.
"Auntie, it's really thanks to you......" Yuan Siyu pinched Comrade Li Guiying's shoulder with a flattering face, "It was really thanks to you just now, otherwise, we would have died......"
"Don't worry, we should help each other as a group......," Comrade Li Guiying said triumphantly.
"Auntie, let's go together, your daughter-in-law will pit her teammates from time to time, let her go with her uncle and them......" Sister Bai said cryingly.
"Look at what you said, Xiaojun was originally with us...... Comrade Nie Shenzhou pouted, "Xiaojun is my son's daughter-in-law, our old Nie family, with us, this is called a husband and a wife with ......"
"Ahem......" Nie Canglong coughed twice, "Dad, when am I going to join you??" ”
"We have the same surname, you don't go with me, who are you going with??" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son and said angrily.
"The surname is this thing, what is the surname is not the surname??" Comrade Li Guiying sneered, "My son will have my surname from now on, and his name will be Li Canglong......
"I feel pretty good...... the girl nodded, "Li Canglong screamed much more smoothly than Nie Canglong......
"When I gave him the name Canglong, it was because one day when I had my surname, the name of the province was changed...... Comrade Li Guiying said triumphantly.
"Son, you really want to disappoint your dad, don't you?? Your father is just a son like you......" Comrade Nie Shenzhou looked at his son, his eyes full of grief.
"What's that......" Nie Canglong smiled embarrassedly, "It's okay, it can't say that, let's still follow the old rules, you two continue to pinch, Xiaojun and I will enjoy and watch on the side, and we will have a reference when we fight in the future......"
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