Chapter 990: Dramatization
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"Is it the little Zerg beauty he kidnapped back then, called An An or what?? Anyway, I can't remember exactly, last year I went to my aunt's lecture hall to take classes, and I saw her learning pregnant women's health care with her stomach up, and by now, she must have given birth......" Yuan Siyu said triumphantly.
"In September, this kid looks honest, and he dares to be affectionate, and he is also full of flowers......" Sister Bai immediately shook her head and sighed, "I have to take a good look at our girl, I'm not ready to be a grandmother......"
"I said, what should I do with this Dawei??" Bian Lanlan hugged the little fart child, feeling a little hot, "I haven't taken care of the child, you hurry up, who will take it??" ”
"Isn't it just a child?? If a woman can't hold a child, is she still a woman? Sister Bai took the little guy over and gently hugged him in her arms, "This little one is pretty good-looking, look at him, is he like the little black cat that Uncle Zheng caught?" ”
"There is a demonic aura on the body...... Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "It must be a mixed race ...... shemales"
"Uncle Zheng is quite open...... Bian Lanlan came to the front and watched the little fart child sleeping in Sister Bai's arms, "I really let his son marry a goblin......
"His son doesn't know how many daughters-in-law he has, what is it to marry a goblin??" Sister Bai pursed her lips and said.
"It's really ......" Zheng Dongfang led the two women to show their figures, "The method that Xiaobai taught me is really effective......
"What??" The two women were both low-eyed and pleasing to the eye, and when they heard Zheng Dongfang say this, they immediately became angry, and the Zheng family knew Sister Bai, and immediately glared at her.
"You two shut up for me......" Zheng Dongfang yelled, his face darkened. Looking at the two girls, "Give you face, don't you?" Did I let you speak?? You two slap each other's mouths, fifty ......"
"Oh......" The two women answered, and began to slap each other's mouths, and after just ten blows, the faces of the two girls swelled.
"It's really not okay to teach this, there are no rules...... Zheng Dongfang took a deep breath, and then looked at Sister Bai with a smile, "Woman??" The hair is long and short, and it is white. Don't take it to heart......"
"I said Uncle Zheng......" Sister Bai raised her eyebrows, "You are really a pure man......"
"I've won the award, I've won the award,......" Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly and said.
"People say that people teach their children before they teach their children, and they teach their wives later. Your mentality of treating your daughter-in-law as a daughter-in-law is worthy of recognition. Only treat your daughter-in-law as if she were a daughter. You can really love her and love her......" Sister Bai said with a sneer.
"Uh......" Zheng Dongfang was stunned for a moment, "Dare you to be sarcastic about me??" ”
"Uncle Zheng, you deserve to be a university professor, you are smarter than ordinary people......" Bian Lanlan picked a thumbs up at Zheng Dongfang and said with a look of admiration.
"It's ......" Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "Sister Bai's taunting skills." It was all passed down by my aunt and grandmother, and ordinary people couldn't hear it at all......"
"Stop......" Zheng Dong waved his hand at his two daughters-in-law, "Stop, and the rest will be ...... when you get home."
The two girls stopped. The eye sockets are already full of grievances, the pain is not particularly painful, or they feel humiliated, and a large group of people look at the slap, which makes them feel as if they are shorter in front of people.
"I said Uncle Zheng......" Sister Bai glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "What have you been doing in the past ten years??" Why is there no news at all?? ”
"Hehe...... Zheng Dongfang smiled and took his grandson over, "It's nothing, it's just to take the child to play in the world, you don't know the way, the child is angry with me, I suddenly brought them back a little mother, can you have no opinion??" ”
"By the way, husband, what about our children??" When Aunt Zheng heard Zheng Dongfang talk about her children, she immediately remembered that she seemed to have a pair of children, and she had been angry with him all these years and forgot about the children.
"You still dare to mention the child??" Zheng Dongfang glared at his daughter-in-law, "Over the years, have you ever cared about the children?" It is the time of adolescence, it is the time to establish the three views, where is your own mother? ? Now that the children have grown up, you think of them, and I tell you, the children are already past the age of breastfeeding, and they don't need you anymore......"
"Woo......" Aunt Zheng immediately covered her mouth and cried.
"Still crying...... Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened, "Isn't it embarrassing enough?" If you want to cry, get out of my house and cry ......"
"I won't cry, I won't cry anymore......" Aunt Zheng was so scared that she didn't dare to cry anymore.
"Do you know who this person is??" Zheng Dongfang pointed at Sister Bai and said.
"Zhilu Dao......" Aunt Zheng nodded sobbingly, "She's the bad woman who asked you to beat us......"
"Fart......" Zheng Dongfang's eyes widened, "Who asked you this??" ”
"Then ......," Aunt Zheng shuddered with fright, "Then what are you asking?" ”
"This person ......" Zheng Dongfang pointed at Sister Bai, "It's our son's boss and her mother, if you offend her, she will let her daughter put on small shoes for our son......"
"I'll tell you......" Zheng pointed to Sister Bai's nose, "Our old Zheng family is inseparable from you......"
"You shameless villain......" Aunt Zheng pointed at Zheng's nose, her angry face was blue, "You are despicable, you are disgusting, you live in this world, you are simply polluting the earth, I will fight with you......" said that, she pounced towards Zheng with her teeth and claws.
"Afraid of you??" Zheng did not show weakness, and parried Aunt Zheng with his teeth and claws.
"Damn......" Zheng Dongfang slapped his forehead, "It's fighting again......"
"Zheng's ......" Sister Bai glanced at Zheng's, "Don't think that your daughter is Canglong's concubine, I won't cure you, I tell you, I can't beat you, but I can let my daughter repair Yue Lingshan and his younger brother, you just wait......"
"Don't......" Aunt Zheng immediately panicked when she heard Sister Bai say this, and this panic gave the Zheng family the upper hand, pressed it under her, and twisted it hard, "Ah, there is a debtor who is wronged." It's not about my son......"
"You two, hurry up and let go of my ......" On Zheng Dongfang's head, the green tendons jumped suddenly, and he roared loudly at the top of his throat, "Don't you think about it?" If you don't want to get over, get out of my ......."
"Have you thought about it......" Zheng pouted, then got up from Aunt Zheng and stood to the side stupidly.
"Woo woo......" Aunt Zheng's body was squeezed by Zheng's hot pain, and her tears were like pearls with broken threads, crackling down, "It's nothing to do with my son." Don't fix my son......"
"Teasing you......" Zheng gloated, "You are serious, I am worried about your IQ, do you know the truth??" You and your senior brother are two people, and you are blind to the senior brother......"
"Zheng's ......" Zheng Dongfang glared at Zheng, "If you can't speak, shut up for me." Can this kind of truth be told directly? ”
"Puff ......" Bian Lanlan was happy at the time, "How do I feel that Uncle Zheng has been possessed by my aunt and grandmother??" ”
"Giggle...... "Sister Bai is also happy." My aunt said so. It will only make people feel cute, and Uncle Zheng will make people feel disgusting when he says this......"
"It's over ...... disgusting" Yuan Siyu shook his head, "At most, it's funny, like a clown......"
"Huh??" Zhang Dashui didn't know when Lu Dao appeared next to Zheng Dongfang, "What do you call my brother??" He said. He also took out a pack of cigarettes from his arms and handed them to Zheng Dongfang.
"No, no, no......" Zheng Dongfang waved his hand and pointed to the child in his arms, "I don't smoke......"
"Oh, oh......" Zhang Dashui nodded vigorously. Understand and understand......" said, and stuffed the cigarette back into the cigarette case, "Brother, to be honest, we men, we are tired ...... to live"
"Long live understanding......," Zheng Dongfang sighed, "If a man is not tired, then the pot will not be opened at home......"
"What are you doing??" The middle-aged Gege pounced on Zhang Dashui's side and twisted his ear, "You want to rebel, right?" ”
"I'll tell you......" Zhang Dashui grinned in pain, "You let go of me, otherwise, I won't be polite to you......"
"I'm not going to let you be polite...... middle-aged Gege's eyes widened, and a pair of eyes widened, "What do you want??" Yes?? As he spoke, he twisted his hand and spun around vigorously.
"Oops, hey, hey......" Zhang Dashui suddenly screamed, "Grandma, I know that Lu Dao is wrong, so I quickly let go and dropped my ......."
"I ......" Zheng Dongfang was dumbfounded at that time, and a cold sweat suddenly broke out on his back spine.
"Husband, ......" Aunt Zheng didn't know when she came to Zheng Dongfang's side, and looked at him with a charming smile, saying that Aunt Zheng is not a beauty, but she is not ugly, she can only say that she is very attractive, and the more she looks at it, the more she looks at it, the kind that looks better, and this laugh hooked Zheng Dongfang's soul away.
"Madam...... Zheng Dongfang only felt that his bones were sore, and the child he was holding in his arms almost fell to the ground.
"Hey, hey......" Zheng came to the other side of Zheng Dongfang and picked up the child, "This little baby is so cute......" said and threw it at Bian Lanlan.
"This is not her own grandson, she just doesn't care......" Bian Lanlan hurriedly caught the child, glared at Zheng, and said angrily.
"Senior brother......" Zheng didn't pay attention to Bian Lanlan at all, but leaned on the other side of Zheng Dongfang, throwing a flattering look at Zheng Dongfang.
"Senior sister......" Zheng Dongfang only felt his heart pounding, for so many years, his junior sister had never thrown a flattering eye to herself, and it was really exciting to come here suddenly.
"Look at people, look at you again......" Zhang Dashui suddenly wailed, "You are not as good-looking as others, not as gentle as others, and always think that Hongxing is out of the wall and crawls to Secretary Qin's house, I Zhang Dashui is blind, so I married you such a yellow-faced woman......"
"I, me, I ......" The middle-aged Gege's first two accusations against her husband are not taken seriously, but the last one, then she is a little weak-hearted, since Qin Jianguo saved her life, her heart is all tied to Qin Jianguo's body, and she thinks about how to get red apricots out of the wall all day long, in the past ten years, this idea has not only not weakened, but has become stronger and stronger.
"Whoa......" Just when the middle-aged Gege didn't know what to say, Zheng Dongfang's screams resounded throughout the earth.
Aunt Zheng and Zheng grabbed his ears one left and one right, and then twisted him hard, subduing him at that time.
"Not a grandchild. I love him too......" Zheng glanced at Bian Lanlan and said with a sneer.
"I believe it......" Bian Lanlan nodded subconsciously, this plate is too easy to turn, right? ? It's unimaginable that the two women who were like little quails just now can become eagles in the blink of an eye, and repairing people is as easy as catching rabbits.
"I'll tell you, let me go quickly......" Zheng Dongfang screamed, grabbing the wrists of the two girls with both hands, "Don't let go." I'm so angry......"
"What did you say??" Aunt Zheng smiled fiercely, and her little hand turned vigorously, "You say it again......"
"You lighten it, and then twist the ear off......" Zheng glared at Aunt Zheng, and said with some distress.
"He's a land god. It can grow ...... if it falls," Aunt Zheng said with a sneer.
"That's right...... Zheng's eyes lit up, "Then what are we polite??" He said. Twist your wrist vigorously. It just turned around twice.
"Oh you ...... you" Zheng Dongfang suddenly wailed, "Two aunts and grandmothers, I know that I am wrong, spare me, I will never beat you again in the future......"
"Spare?? All admit their mistakes and guarantee ......" Aunt Zheng was a little hesitant, after all, she was her husband. It's really distressing to see him in such a miserable state.
"What forgive??" Zheng rolled his eyes, "Promise doesn't work, you have to swear." Let my aunt and grandmother witness it, or I'll be insecure......"
"I swear to my aunt and grandmother......" Zheng Dongfang immediately began to swear.
"It's Aunt Qin, if you swear to your aunt and grandmother, if you break your oath in the future, you will die, and the aunt and grandmother of the whole world will clean you up......," Zheng smiled coldly and said.
"I swear......" Zheng Dongfang sweated on his head, he wanted to trick himself, but who knew that Lu Dao almost made a fool of himself, "I swear to Aunt Qin, I will never beat you again in the future, if I break my oath, let my aunt fix my ......"
"All kinds ......of abuse are not allowed," Zheng said quickly.
"Don't abuse, don't abuse......" Zheng Dongfang was about to cry, this is too bullying, abuse?? What is abuse? Aren't you up to the last word?
"That's fine...... Zheng Shi suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and let go of his ears, "If you swear to God, I will definitely make you swear not to abuse us in all kinds of ways, but if you swear to your aunt and grandmother, you don't have to be so serious, people who pick words with your aunt and grandmother will generally not end well......"
"So, let's turn over and become masters??" Aunt Zheng still had a feeling of unreality, and let go of her husband's ears, "Why can't I believe it so much??" ”
"Don't worry......" Zheng gently patted Aunt Zheng's shoulder, "In the future, no one will dare to beat us, and no one will dare to abuse us, whether it is mental or physical, there will be no ...... in the future."
"Xiao Dongzi......" Aunt Zheng glanced at her husband, "Grandma wants to go to the sea bath, hurry up and prepare a swimsuit for my aunt and grandmother to ......"
"Xiao Fangzi......" Zheng Shi smiled coldly, "Don't forget your aunt's swimsuit, otherwise, you will abuse me mentally......"
"Yes, yes......" Zheng Dongfang flipped his hand, and two sets of swimsuits appeared in his hand, "one set of ...... for one person"
"Hmph......" Aunt Zheng snatched a set of swimsuits and glanced at Zheng provocatively, "I will make you embarrassed ......" said and went into the cabin and changed into swimsuits.
"Makes me embarrassed??" Zheng snatched another set of swimsuits, "Is it a mule or a horse that comes out to slip ......," he said, and also got into the wooden house and changed into a bathing suit.
"Ha Lu Ha ......" The middle-aged Gege became happy and glanced at Zhang Dashui, "I said Da Shui, I think I'm quite gentle, what do you say??" ”
"Yes, yes......" Zhang Dashui was dumbfounded, this guy was domineering just now, how could he blink an eye...... That's too unscientific, isn't it??
"I feel that I am also quite beautiful, although it was once, but what was once beautiful is also ......beautiful," the middle-aged Gege said with a sneer.
"Yes, yes......" Zhang Dashui nodded vigorously, "You are the most beautiful ......"
"You swear too, swear that you won't beat me in the future, let alone abuse me in any way......" The middle-aged Gege smiled coldly, "Swear to Aunt Qin's grandmother......"
"I swear to Aunt Qin's grandmother that I will not beat you in the future, and I will not abuse you in any way......" Zhang Dashui couldn't help but burst into tears, is there a difference between this oath and not being made? ? It's clear that you beat me, and you abuse me in various ways.
"And then??" The middle-aged Gege smiled coldly, "What if you beat me and abuse me?" I can tell you, Aunt Qin and Grandma are not reasonable people, you have to dare to play with her, if you don't explain what punishment you will receive if you break your oath, your aunt and grandmother will have to play independently, you don't know how to do it, your aunt and grandmother are even pitted by their own father, if they take you lightly, they will be sorry for her father......"
"The sky thunders, and you can't die......" Zhang Dashui said quite ruthlessly, because he knew in his heart that if he fell into the hands of Aunt Qin's grandmother, life would be worse than death.
"Okay...... middle-aged Gege gently stroked Zhang Dashui's face, "Play more with this good brother in the future, let him edify and edify you......" said him, and pushed him towards Zheng Dongfang.
"Get out of the way, I'm not all because of you??" Zheng Dongfang kicked Zhang Dashui and kicked him aside, "What the hell, I wish you to let your daughter-in-law bully you for a lifetime, and you will never be able to turn over......"
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