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[206] Pull

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"Hehe, then I'm naturally very good at it, if I can't pull it, how can I find a girl, right? Do you know why Xiao Chao can't find a partner? ”

"I know this, he's so sorry, it's too abstract, it's so sorry for the audience." Chen Yang's expression when he spoke was so hideous.

"Chenyang, I'm fucking your uncle."

I glanced at Chenyang, "Are you so ruthless, your expression is so ruthless, what are you doing?" ”

Xiao Chao followed and said, "That's it." ”

I glanced at Xiao Chao, "Actually, it's the simplest, and it's the closest to your real situation, you see that we scold people all grass your sister, grass your sister, grass your daughter-in-law." This same scolding words, as soon as you come here, you will become an uncle, our other orientations are different, they don't understand you, I can't understand you, I know, only the bald man understands you. ”

"Fuck your uncle." No, "Fuck your sister." ”

When Xiao Chao finished speaking, we all laughed. Brother Xu kicked me, "Don't talk to them, come and continue to talk to me, exchange your experience." ”

I glanced at Brother Xu, "That's okay, then I'll have a good deal with you again, I won't mess with you, I don't have any malice, and I'm not upset for Li Yu, I don't like that woman, I'm just talking about you, it's me, my opinion on you." ”

Brother Xu smiled at me, "Okay, keep talking, what do you think." ”

I glanced at Brother Xu, "What you did was wrong, don't say don't, don't want it, so it's normal for people to hate you, and it's okay to retaliate against you, this woman you dated is like this, you provoked a woman you shouldn't provoke, and returned the favor, so I feel that it's normal for her to hate you and retaliate against you." Do you think I'm talking a little profound? ”

Chen Yang kicked me, "It's as if the women you provoked yourself were all provoked by you." Sunset is not an example, how to say, Xiyu is much more powerful than Li Yu. ”

I glanced at Chenyang, "I'm with Xiyu." Nothing too out of the ordinary has ever happened, at least not in bed. At least I don't have a responsibility for her, and whatever she wants, it's all her willing. ”

"You can blow it well, Bi."

"Fuck your uncle, you asked me to pull it, you let me pull it, I'll accompany you to talk about it, damn, listen to me, Xiyu, she is indeed a good girl, and I'm sorry for her, but I didn't talk to her in the end, and I didn't ruin people's purity. You can't compare to this Huixu, and it's not that I don't want to be on it, and it's not that I don't have a chance, but I restrain myself. If I did, I wouldn't be so calm with her now, and I would feel guilty. ”

"You're pretending to be an egg." Xiao Chao kicked me.

"Pretend to be a few hairy eggs, this is a few brothers to drink some wine, talk casually, talk casually, is it originally, a group of old men together, in addition to talking about women, talking about games, what else can you talk about, what do you know about a little virgin?"

"Grass. Can't we talk about learning? Our task is to learn, if you don't study, why are you here? ”

As soon as I heard "I'm grass, I'm a calf to you, then I'll ask you the simplest, do you know what alpha and beta are?" ”

"Does it have anything to do with studying?" You're a comparison.

I was depressed all of a sudden, and I stared at him for a long time, "Isn't this okay?" You don't know what alpha and beta mean? ”

Xiao Chao glanced at me, "The mouse that drove the plane and the mouse who drove the tank are two." What the does this have to do with studying" Xiao Chao's expression when he spoke, well, how to describe it, very serious, very calm, very self-righteous.

I laughed when I heard it, damn it, when I was a child, I saw Shuck flying a plane and Beta driving a tank give him a bad brain, and I didn't refute him, I just skimmed him, "It's really uneducated." Then he ignored him. The reason why I asked him about these two math characters was because I felt that I was familiar with these two characters myself, and I forgot when I accidentally memorized them.

Chenyang and Huixu also ignored this calf in unison, and actually said that Alpha and Beta are rats that drive planes and tanks, and I am grass. This is the same as saying that Archimedes' principle is Newton's. It's terrible to be uneducated. Ay. Newton was clearly aware of the principle of gravity, yes, yes, it was the law of gravitation.

Back to the topic, Brother Xu opened a can of beer, and then handed it to me, "Okay, you keep talking, I'll listen to Chenyang." Don't pay attention to that coward."

"Grass your sister, Hui Xu." Xiao Chao scolded.

I glanced at Xiao Chao, and then smiled at Brother Xu, "Then I'll continue to talk about it, you listen, the problem between Lin Ran and Xi Yu, in fact, speaking from the heart, I feel that Xi Yu is better than Lin Ran to me, and it is more suitable for me." ”

"Grass, this sentence is too big."

", you know fart, it's just Lin Ran who I met first, Lin Ran, she gave me everything, I can't say don't want it, she also really treats me. So, no matter what, I will live well with her, be good to her, only if she breaks up with me, I will never break up with her. The biggest difference between me and you is that if this woman sleeps with me, then I will never let go of her. Unless she doesn't love me anymore, or she gives up on me, or she doesn't have to be responsible for me. "I suddenly remembered Chen Ran.

Brother Xu interrupted me, "You are responsible, you are responsible, how old are you." It's so. ”

I smiled, "It's, to put it in my heart, if Lin Ran had been doing this with me, I would really marry her, and it's been so many years." ”

"Lin Ran is sometimes very cautious and likes to talk about breakups." Brother Xu said.

"Who did you listen to? How do you know? ”

Brother Xu smiled, "When we were drinking before, Ah Fei said, what you will do in junior high school, Ah Fei is always scared." It seems that when you first went to the first year of junior high school, you were very weak and timid. ”

"Fuck your uncle, I'm calling it responsible."

"That's what you call it."

"You can say the same thing."

"But Lin Ran is better than Li Yu in this regard, you can take advantage of it, if you really don't want to be good with Lin Ran one day, it is estimated that you will be snubbed for a few days, according to her son, she will definitely break up with you, and you also said that you have your conscience in the past, in fact, in this case, you."

After listening to Brother Xu's words, I looked up at Brother Xu for a long time, I didn't refute, and I didn't know what I thought, I wanted to deny it, and I loved Lin Ran very much. But I just didn't say it.

The atmosphere was a little weird, and Brother Xu was the first to break the silence, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this problem, continue to talk about my business, about the problem of provoking and not being able to provoke, how did you talk about it, tell me." ”

I sighed, lit a cigarette, and calmed down, "Let me tell you this, Brother Xu, I'm going to make trouble, I'm going to talk to you about the little girl, but if I get along with Lin Ran, I will definitely be responsible for her." If she is good with me for a day, I will treat her well for a day, making trouble, but I understand and know what to do and what not to do. I have a daughter-in-law, so those who shouldn't be provoked must not be provoked, and the things that the people I identify will definitely do it to the end. ”

"Then according to your words, you always provoke Xi Yu, does that mean that Xi Yu is the person you should provoke? Is she so provoking? ”

"Why do you see that I always provoke Xi Yu, I didn't provoke her. She's a good girl, I just want to be friends with her, I don't want to let go of her. ”

"Fuck your uncle, you obviously want to treat others as a reserve daughter-in-law, such a good girl, you lose it, sooner or later you will regret it." Chen Yang scolded.

"Actually, Lin Ran is also good." Brother Xu followed and said.

"Hey, it's still good luck with peach blossoms, and good luck with girls, I'm still really a little envious." Xiao Chao followed.

I glanced at the three of them, "Are you done with your feelings?" Originally, it was a matter of talking about Huixu and Li Yu, but in the end it came to us, back to the topic, I talked so much with you, nonsense, and finally used my old man's words to summarize it for you, how about it? ”

Brother Xu smiled, "Grass, what a summary, come, let me listen to our father's classic quotations." ”

I stood up and took a sip of beer, "Take your own responsibilities and marry the woman you raised." ”

As soon as I finished saying this, Brother Xu paused for a while, "That's good." Then he walked up to me and patted me on the shoulder, in fact, the two of us have different attitudes towards women, and the way we deal with them is also different."

I looked up at Brother Xu, thought about it carefully, and didn't speak. Indeed, to tell you the truth, I won't let go of Lin Ran, and I'm reluctant to be depressed. Suddenly, I thought about it again.

How good it would be if I could go back to ancient times, I don't have any other ideas, I don't have any big ambitions, or that ideal, that wish, I don't want anything else, I just hope to go back to ancient times and be the son of a landlord's family, with a group of slaves all day long, parade, flirt with women from good families, and marry many, many wives.

If you can, open another big compound. It has to be big, big. Preferably the kind that can be handed down through history. Moreover, there were many at that time, and the pullers could be privately ordered for life, and I was taking Xiao Chao back to cross over, and I found two girls for him at random, so that he could breed the next generation. And, how much, so much. It also saves him from being anxious day by day, calling the girl.

Ay. I have to add, since I fantasize, I have to be realistic, at that time, the court must have someone from my family to support me, and the gentleman is very good, handsome, lustful and rich, and he will do things, and talented, really, it is better to arrange him as my second uncle. If I can really live so happily, let me only live from 1o years old to 3o years old, I am happy and happy.

Thinking far again, digressing, back to the topic, Brother Xu looked at me and didn't speak for a long time, so he pushed me, "Ah, let me say the key point, or am you embarrassed?" ”

I came to my senses, looked at him and smiled, ", you, I'm so thick-skinned, but I don't care so much, what the hell is going on." You just deal with your own business, this is just with you, I will talk about it casually, if it is with Lin Yifei, I will waste my time, let me talk about it, I am too lazy to talk to him. ”

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