Chapter 929: Brother-in-law is good

Li Jingming has been the chief of culture and finance for too many years in his previous life, so his acting skills are so good, although Shi Pomao is the governor of the Ministry of Defense, and there are not many opportunities to meet the grassroots people, but his acting skills are not weak, and he did not waver at all in front of the camera, he still has a straight face and no expression. If someone else pointed at Shi Pomao with such sarcasm, it is estimated that he would have been furious a long time ago, but he, a former governor of the Ministry of Defense, really couldn't be arrogant in front of Li Jingming.

"Well, today's theme is 'Protecting Japan from Global Threats,' and when it comes to this, the first thing I think about is a variety of weapons: tanks, planes, ships, etc., do you know the warship in this picture?" Shi Po Shigeru shows a photograph of a warship in black and white.

"Well, didn't you say that this is the street where Li Jingming is most likely to appear in Japan, didn't you come here to find Li Jingming?" Li Jingming raised the bar with the other party with a stern face, but still looked at the photo carefully.

Shi Pomao ignored him and pointed to the picture, "Please pay attention to the picture on this." ”

"Ah, it's the Asahi Shimbun." Li Jingming said seriously.

"Asahi Shimbun, what prompt did you get the answer to?" Shi Pomao is still the same dead face, and there is not much change at all, but it is precisely in this way that Li Jingming's character is vivid.

Li Jingming shrugged his shoulders and explained in an uncertain tone, "Li Jun, it is rumored that [isn't it the prince of Joseon, it's not strange that the photo you brought over, the boat on it is called the Asahi Shimbun, right?] ”

"Well, Mr. passerby, who didn't want to be named, this is the battleship Nagato, and even if you're listening to a question that doesn't interest you, please don't scratch it with your hands. This is a very strict program, and as a real variety show, we won't help you edit, please pay attention to your own image. Originally, he was still talking about the warship in order to satirize the evil purpose of the Japanese government's military expansion project of fake defense against real aggression. But the camera was a little lower, and the scene of Li Jingming scratching his crotch with his hand was brought in.

Li Jingming also seemed a little embarrassed, wiped his hands on his big pants, and then pretended to explain calmly, "I heard that in Japan, men with balls in their hands are more popular, so I just, hehe, you know." After Li Jingming finished speaking, he also stretched out the thumb, index finger and middle finger of his left hand and made a baseball player pitching motion.

Two people on TV. I haven't laughed since the beginning, as if I was really doing some kind of strict news investigation and broadcasting, but the people sitting in front of the TV watching the show were directly messed up, and they all laughed straight down. In Japanese, "ball" and "ball" are the same word, Li Jingming is clearly scratching his balls, but talking about professional baseball players, the sentence "popular" is a satire of these guys who have no sportsmanship and professional ethics, professional baseball players were made into soft-footed shrimp by women before the game and then sleepwalked on the field. It's not news in Japanese baseball leagues for a long time.

"That's just your personal opinion, let's not talk about that for now, let's go back to the previous topic." Shi Pomao has been the deacon chairman of the Liberal Democratic Party Coordination Committee for many years, and his ability to hold meetings to sort out the situation is not worse than that of Liu Zaishi. So he quickly dragged the topic back, "Speaking of warships and maritime affairs, piracy is very rampant on the Somali side, what do you think about this?" Is it necessary for us to do something? ”

"You talk about gambling, and although I have the nickname of the Golden Adventurer, I have never actually gambled. Recently, it's all bureaucrats gambling, and there is no place to go to a better place, but you don't need to go so far away in Somalia......" Li Jingming did it on purpose, and the words "pirate" and "gambling" are also very similar in Japanese, so he talked about gambling.

"I'm sorry, but it's the first time I've heard about bureaucratic gambling, where did you get the news?" Shi Po Mao has ruined his image, he himself was forced to resign because of his "wide friends" in the custom girl, and his good brother was forced to resign because of gambling problems.

"Me? I heard it from the Prime Minister, the Prime Minister. Li Jingming said with certainty.

"What, then, is the name of the Prime Minister?" Shi Pomao asked such a question, and the expression on his face knew at a glance that he did not believe that Li Jingming could intersect with their prime minister.

"It should be called, Suga...... Naoto...... Laity. Li Jingming stammered a name, and then shook his head and added, "It's the guy who speaks a little weirdly." ”

Kan Naoto is a native of Yamaguchi Prefecture, so it's normal to speak in a bit of a tone, and the Nagato battleship was mentioned just now because Nagato Province was originally in Yamaguchi Prefecture, and the Nagato Strait is also a very famous spot there. This stalk is a ring after a ring.,The puzzle was not solved until the end.,It's specifically for Kan Nao's face.,The so-called layman.,It's just the same as his name.。 Li Jingming refused to let go of the other party after calling the layman, and talked about other people's families, "There are not many young women in Japan, and this prime minister is different from many men." ”

"What kind of man is he and it's not easy to judge, do you think it's inappropriate to marry a woman in your year, what kind of couple are they in your eyes?" Shi Pomao said that it was not good to evaluate, but Li Jingming had damaged others for most of the day, how could he, a funny person, be able to run away. Judging from the saying that the cross talk world of the Celestial Empire is seven points of teasing and three points of praise, he Shi Pomao is the main scolder, and Li Jingming is at most an accomplice.

"I guess it's a masked couple." Kan Naoto's surname is close to the fake of the mask, so Li Jingming said this is another pun, because the masked couple in Japanese refers to a couple who have long been separated in name only.

"You know what it means, right...... I'm really scared, so let's end this conversation quickly. "Shi Pomao also pretended to be a good person in the end, so that he had a lot of maintenance for Kan Naoto, in fact, when Li Jingming wrote the script, he was still giving advice on the side.

Japanese fans are very excited, although this is only a five-minute easter egg before the show, but they don't have the heart to watch the feature film, Li Jingming is so talented, these puns are very difficult for the Japanese to think about, but he uses them very smoothly, and the whole process is satirizing the Japanese cabinet. The Japanese have always had a bad opinion of their cabinet, otherwise they would not have basically changed their prime ministers every two years. Li Jingming sarcastically said that Kan Naoto was not annoyed, but also clapped his hands and Chen Kuai, expressing a sense of resonance.

"The great god Sama speaks Japanese so well, and there are many sentences that even Japanese people can't use it."

"The specifications of this show are too exaggerated, and I really invited Shi Pomao as a guest."

"Is this acting or is it what it really looks like on weekdays? When Li Jingming appeared, I thought it was an ordinary resident who had lived in that area for a long time. ”

"Why do you always mention Jessica, what is good about her that Li Jingming will never forget, and she has spread scandals with others."

Li Jingming is a real big deal this time, so it is natural to cause heated discussions, and it is not easy to guide public opinion as he wants under such a social reality. Kan Naoto wants to make a fuss about island rights, and Li Jingming is not without other ways to gag them. The reason why Shi Pomao is willing to come out to do this is mainly because he has the opposite position to Kan Naoto on politics, and in order to bring down the prime minister himself, which is why he "hit it off" with Li Jingming.

There is no need to doubt the operability of this show, because in "24 Hours Absolutely No Laughter. In the spy chapter, Shi Pomao went in as a guest. In an environment like Japan, high-ranking politicians are not likable, so there have always been many upper-class people involved in things related to the entertainment industry.

Li Jingming succeeded. The ultra-high ratings are proof of what the Japanese market has to offer; However, he also failed, because it was just a small trick to grasp the hearts of the audience at the beginning of the show and let them not change the channel, and the ratings of the main part were still average. Now the Internet Mountain is all talking about this, and the "easter egg" that appears at the front. is much less concerned about the show itself, and as Lee Kyung-myung hoped, the anti-voice for Kim Tae-hee has also weakened a lot......

"Brother-in-law is really, willing to pick up a beautiful colleague. I don't want to pick up my sister-in-law. Krystal grimaced at Lee Kyung-myung and sternly protested against the fact that he was inferior to Kim Tae-hee. Krystal first came to Japan because of the double pressure of work and study. I need to take a two-day, one-night trip to relax, in fact, I'm pestering Jessica, and the sisters are just getting tired of it.

Li Jingming was busy figuring out Fuji TV's attitude towards the Japanese authorities, so he had been holding meetings to discuss the statement, and he really didn't have time to pick up the plane at the airport. But in the end, it's still different, and I feel that I don't mean that Krystal will make more trouble, so Li Jingming agreed to the job of dubbing for animated films, and will give priority to finding her.

"This phone is too powerful, right, can it still be played like this?" Krystal is still a girl, and was soon attracted by Jessica's new mobile phone, which is the new iPhone4, not long after it was launched, Jessica used white, and Li Jingming used black. As an epoch-making mobile terminal product, the iPhone has indeed subverted the traditional mobile phone model, which surprised Krystal, "This mobile phone is really good." ”

"Take it if you like, I can go buy another one." Jessica was very generous in throwing her phone to Krystal, because it was new, and she and Li Jingming hadn't seen each other for a long time, so there were no shy photos in it. Generally speaking, Jessica is very generous to Krystal, and the small fights and frictions between sisters on weekdays are just a little entertainment between sisters.

Krystal's eyes rolled after getting the phone, and Jessica's good mood was written directly on her face today, which was a rare opportunity, so she took the phone and began to look at Jessica's other things, and finally landed on the bag she threw next to the sofa. This is a Chanel quilted chain satchel, a very classic style, "Ernie, this bag looks so beautiful." ”

"Take it, pour out the contents." Jessica is very generous, because Li Jingming has already shown her the script of the cartoon, and she is in a good mood and doesn't care about such a little gadget.

"Thank you Ernie, brother-in-law is also very ......nice," Krystal looked over at Li Jingming.

"Ah, forget about the phone and bag, brother-in-law?" Jessica gritted her teeth and glared at Krystal, she didn't know that Krystal still had such ambitions, and she couldn't help but wonder if this was the rhythm of the house thief that was difficult to prevent? (To be continued......) R1292