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"No, I'll just stay outside, it's pretty beautiful in this rain, you quickly take your hand back, so as not to get wet and catch ......a cold" Nie Canglong smiled slightly, his breath was emanated, and not a drop of rain fell on the girl's hand, and the sound of the rain was much quieter.

In other words, he really didn't take this heavy rain seriously, he was a land fairy, if he was drenched in the rain and turned into a soup chicken, it would be a big talk.

"You're really not coming in??" The girl asked again, and there was a little distress in her tone.

In fact, she can also see that the man's body is dry at all, but he is distressed.

"No need, the rain can't fall on my head......" Nie Canglong felt the girl's concern, moved in his heart, got out of the car, pulled out a tarpaulin from the car in front, and then shook it off, one end was covered on the tail of the car, and the canopy was completely covered, so that it was double-insured, so that the rain would not penetrate into the canopy from the gaps, and the tarpaulin was also big enough, after covering the canopy, the other end was directly covered on the saddle of the cow, and the big buffalo was also covered a little.

The sika deer were so hard by the rain that they hid under the tarpaulin, and they all got their heads under the tarpaulin, and they were typical of taking care of their heads.

The sika deer is not short, but when it is lifted up like this, it widens the line of sight and gathers the sound.

"The rain is really too heavy today, I haven't seen such a heavy rain since I can remember......" Looking at the heavy rain outside the tarpaulin, Nie Canglong said with a sigh.

"This rain is not heavy, I remember when I was young, it rained more than this, it was like the sky fell, at that time, when the rain stopped, we all went to the street to catch fish, I caught a big black fish, and almost bit me, that thing is fierce......" Yuan Siyu's voice came from the canopy of the car.

"So powerful??" The canopy opened a small opening, Qin Xiaojun's little brain stretched out from the inside, and when he saw that the outside had been covered by a tarpaulin, the whole person came out, "It's raining so hard today......

"It's quite big......" Nie Canglong yawned, "It's just that so many big heads are really tangled, I don't know if these sika deer have bad breath......"

"Hehe...... the girl grinned and slapped Nie Canglong, "You are a nasty person, you will deliberately disgust people......"

"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong smiled, and pointed to Xiao Baiding, who was rolling on the highway, "Look at your good dog, when I see it, I will understand what it means to be a soup chicken......"

"What kind of soup chicken?? It's clearly a reservoir dog......" the girl covered her mouth and smiled.

"That guy was born this winter, and he hasn't seen rain yet, so it's no wonder he has a lot of fun......," Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"As soon as it rains, I'm afraid I'll have to delay the trip, and I won't be able to make a fire and eat a hot meal......" The girl frowned as she looked at the water flowing down the drain on both sides of the road.

"I didn't expect that Ms. Qin Xiaojun, who was incarnated as a lazy sheep, would also care about these little things of firewood, rice, oil and salt......" Nie Canglong smiled and pinched the tip of the girl's little nose.

"I hate ......" the girl's little face turned red with shame, and she slapped the man's shoulder coquettishly, "I'll just eat, sleep, sleep, eat??" ”

"What do you think??" Nie Canglong smiled and didn't speak, but Bian Lanlan couldn't help it, and her little brain poked out, "Why don't you have a little self-knowledge??" ”

"Get in, there's your business anywhere......" The girl was embarrassed, pressed Bian Lanlan's little brain, and pushed her in again.

"Actually, it shouldn't be difficult to make a fire, we have Xiao Hei to make a refrigerator, then there must be a ...... to make a lighter" Nie Canglong grabbed the girl's shoulders and pointed to the sika deer around, "Have you seen these deer??" When you have a chance in the future, you can train them into lighters, and then light a fire or something later, it will be more convenient......"

"You want them to learn spells??" The girl's eyes lit up and she said.

"Of course, in the future, we will set up a demon beast guard, let Xiao Bai Ding lead it, hum hum, when the time comes, we will dominate the world, and the ...... of the universe" Nie Canglong sketched out a blueprint of beauty.

"The Demon Beast Guards are too ugly, they should be called the Fairy Beast Guards, otherwise if you go out and make waves, you will be beaten to death...... the girl said.

"Huh??" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled.

"Have you read "Journey to the West"?? On the westbound road, the monsters with the background were picked up, and those without the background were all beaten to death by Brother Monkey with a stick, these two treatments illustrate the importance of the background, for example, there is a monster beast who robbed a girl to be Mrs. Zhai, zuihou was knocked on the door, the monster was invincible, and shouted 'I am Aunt Qin's mount', people heard it report a deep background, so don't you bow your head and spare it a small life?? Qin Xiaojun's smiling mouth couldn't close, as if what he just said was a fact a few years later. ,

"If such a guy really comes out, I will split it directly, and let it take advantage of the benefits, and we will carry the bad reputation, will I lose it??" Nie Canglong said.

"So, you want to take advantage??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "Or, which demon beast robbed the girl and let them leave the first night for you??? ”

There was a taste of slaughter in his tone......

"What are you kidding??" Nie Canglong's eyes glared, "I, Nie Canglong, am a man standing up to the sky, how can I do such a dirty thing??" Miss Ruyi asked me to save mankind and my compatriots as much as possible, how can I support these demon beasts that persecute our compatriots?? ”

"Hmph......" The girl's face became stinky, and her little mouth pouted, "Sister Ruyi's request, you remember it clearly......"

"Of course, it's only two sentences, can't I remember that I'll be a fool??" Nie Canglong had an expression that I had a great memory.

"Puff ......" The girl was amused by Nie Canglong.

"If you want me to say it......" Bian Lanlan's little brain poked out again.

"Why are you out again??" Before Bian Lanlan finished speaking, the girl pressed her little brain again, and pressed her into the canopy.

"Oh, you hate it, wait until I'm done......" Bian Lanlan poked her head out and glared at Qin Xiaojun angrily.

"...... you say," Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes.

"Didn't you just say ignition? The night before yesterday, we went to the workshop community, didn't we see how people lit the fire?? When we get to the big city, robbing a gas station is enough for us to burn for several years......," Bian Lanlan said.

"What's the joke?? Robbing a gas station?? Do you still use robbery at a gas station? Qin Xiaojun glanced at Bian Lanlan and said disdainfully.

"Why don't you use it, although gasoline can't be used in cars, at least it can be used as firewood...... Bian Lanlan said unconvinced.

"Are you stupid??" Qin Xiaojun poked Bian Lanlan's head with his fingers, "Isn't it just to get some gasoline?" Do you have to go to the big city?? There are many gas stations on the side of the highway, let's follow this road, you can find a gas station, you think, the gas station is located in the mountains, there must not be more staff, maybe after the end of the day, people moved to the nearest town, and if they didn't move away, they could only let the monsters eat ......"

"I didn't expect it, Qin Xiaoniuniu, you really didn't give it for nothing, and you can reason??" Bian Lanlan made an exaggerated look of surprise, "Next, let's test whether your Qin Xiaoniuniu's reasoning is at the same level as Sherlock Holmes......"

"Get out of the way and stay ......" The girl pushed Bian Lanlan's head, and pushed her in, the brain squeezed open the soft door, looked into the canopy, and dared to love, except for Yuan Siyu and Bian Lanlan, everyone was crowded together to sleep, especially the silly girl Li Yan, the snot bubbles came out.

"What are you looking at??" Gu Yunfeng suddenly opened his eyes, "You are in love by yourself, and you are not allowed to sleep for us?" ”

"Sister Yunfeng really hates ......" The girl's little face turned red, and she hurriedly withdrew and closed the soft door again.

"Hey, hey, hey, brother, sister-in-law, ......" On the ox cart in front, the leather covering the car squirmed, and then, a head appeared under the leather, and Zhao Chuanxi greeted the two through the rain curtain.

"You're a rat, aren't you?? It was all over the place, and it was carefully drilled and leaked, allowing the rainwater to seep in and trample things......" Nie Canglong glanced at him and said.

"Hmph, hum, if I belong to a mouse, you should call me brother......" Zhao Chuanxi took a piece of cooked meat from the cardboard box and ate it deliciously.

"Hmph, if you belong to a mouse, what else do you call brother, just call uncle......" Qin Xiaojun pursed his lips and beckoned to Zhao Chuanxi, "Bring me a piece of meat......"

"Okay......" Zhao Chuanxi found a plastic bag, turned the plastic bag over and put it on his hand, wrapped a piece of good meat from the cardboard box, rolled it, and threw it towards Qin Xiaojun.

"It's a pity that the peaches are finished, I should have been thick-skinned and had more with Sister Ruyi, and I don't know if I will become fat if I eat meat like this......" Qin Xiaojun caught it, and at such a distance, there were a lot of water droplets on the plastic bag, and when he opened the plastic bag, he took a bite on the meat piece with some regret.

"Hmph......" Nie Canglong poked his head over, 'snorted', and took a bite on the piece of meat, "In order to prevent you from becoming fat, I will serve you all those high-calorie foods in the future......",

"You ......" looked at the missing big bite of meat, and listened to the man's ridiculous words, the girl couldn't help but be angry.

"Don't thank me, I'm also for myself, although I'm not interested in skinny beauties, but I don't want you to become a big fat man, and more importantly, if you have a parent-teacher conference, it will make our son feel inferior, so that he can't hold his head up in front of his classmates......" Nie Canglong chewed the meat and said vaguely.

"I hate ......" the girl was angry, and the white man glanced at her, "What parent-teacher meeting??" If you want to say that, I still want to eat like a big fat man......" said, as if he was ruthless, he ate meat in a big gulp, ate two bites, and did not forget to reward a certain man with a white eye.

"I knew you were stealing food here...... The leather beside Zhao Chuanxi squirmed twice, Zhang Haitong's head was exposed next to him, and he also picked up a piece of meat and ate it in a big gulp, it was noon now, if it wasn't raining heavily, it would be time for lunch.

"Big brother, don't talk about second brother, don't you eat it too??" Zhao Chuanxi moved to the side and gave him a more spacious place.

"Alas, there are too many clutter in the car, and it's uncomfortable to lie on your stomach, or I'll lie on your back......" Zhang Haitong moved his body and said.

"Get out of you, you can say such obscene words, I really convinced you......" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes.

"Only people who are obscene in their hearts will listen to my words in obscenity......" Zhang Haitong said vaguely while nibbling on meat.

"Shameless, I've never seen anyone more shameless than you......" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes.

"Cut, people Canglong won't want to be crooked......" The corners of Zhang Haitong's mouth pulled slightly.

"Why is Brother Tong still involved with me?? I'm a gentleman, Mr. Daoxue......" Nie Canglong yawned and rubbed his big hand on his face.

"Why am I so awkward when I hear you say this??" Qin Xiaojun pouted.

"What's awkward?? I'm telling the truth, if we weren't a decent gentleman, we would have been beasts that day, how could I still let you kick me out?? Nie Canglong said.

"Do you believe that I'm going to kick you down right now??" Qin Xiaojun glared at someone with an unkind face.

"Believe in it, who made us righteous men and gentlemen?? As a gentleman, you must always be ready to be kicked out of the car......" Nie Canglong said with a hippie smile.

"You say I'm a villain??" The girl's face was quite unkind.

"I'm really wronged, the villain often relatives mean that the villain is often worried, tell me yourself, when have you ever been worried?? Why are you not happy, just get off your feet......" Nie Canglong said pitifully.

"Yo Yo Yo, it seems that you are still not happy??" The girl pouted.

"How can it?? Ordinary people, let you kick your dirty feet, or you will reward us with another kick??? Nie Canglong said with a hippie smile, twisting his body and facing the girl with his buttocks.

"I'm eating, don't be disgusted with me......" The girl rolled her eyes, "Your flattering look makes me want to vomit when I look at ......it."

"Want to throw up?? Am I going to be a dad? Nie Canglong looked surprised.

"Little green snake, it seems that I can't spare you today......" The girl's little face was red, and a pair of big eyes glared at someone quite unkindly, and she gritted her teeth a little.

"Hey, hey......" Nie Canglong smirked, "Chuanxi and Brother Tong are watching from the side, pay attention to maintaining the image ......"

"Ahem, it involves some secrets, it's not good for us little shrimp to participate......" Zhao Chuanxi coughed twice, but his body retreated.

"You're a little shrimp too?? You're about to become an uncle......" Zhang Haitong also stepped back with him.

The girl's little face turned even redder......

When it rained in Shanxi, it also rained at the junction of Shaanxi and Hebei provinces.

"Teacher, this rain is heavy enough, can you do it, if you can't, you squeak, I will leave you behind, save you and drag me down......" Zhu Tianfeng, who was covered with a wolf skin on his head, struggled to carry the old professor on his back, walking in the forest in the rain, muttering in his mouth.

"Tianfeng, how many times has the teacher told you?? You just put the teacher down, the teacher is really not good......" The famous Zhong Tieshan has reached the point of dying, these days in the forest is damp, the old man's body is a little unbearable, he has a serious illness, and the whole person has collapsed.

"I want to?? But when I think of the wolf whips that you eat, I can't bear it......" Zhu Tianfeng said with a tangled face. ,

"Are you reluctant to me, or are you reluctant to have a wolf whip??" Those who listen are more entangled than those who speak.

"You eat the wolf whip, you and the wolf whip become one, in the eyes of your apprentice, the wolf whip is you, you are the wolf whip, you are no longer separated from each other......" Zhu Tianfeng said, more and more annoying.

"Good boy......" Professor Zhong Tieshan's pale face turned angry, "You are really a good apprentice of Lao Zhong, Lao Zhong will expel you from the division today, let me go ...... hurry up, and we will part ways from now on."

"Then I'm just helping others now, seeing righteousness and bravery, then I can't let go of you, and when I return to the city, a good socialist young man like me who is righteous and courageous, the reward must be indispensable, if I can be rated as a national moral model, I can also shake hands with the national leader......" Zhu Tianfeng said, a little intoxicated, "Teacher...... No, you've expelled me from the school, so you're not my teacher, so I'll call you old man, you old man has to hold on, and you must hold on until I send you back to the city......"

"You're angry with me, you're angry with me......" The old man was trembling with anger, but his spirit was much stronger.

"How dare I be angry with you?? Can you shake hands with the country's leaders, but they are all counting on you, I am grateful to you for making you angry......" Zhu Tianfeng thought for a while, and added: "When the time comes, you must not say that you know me, otherwise you will be in trouble, and when someone asks, you will say that you and I just met in Pingshui, and you didn't know me before." ”

"I'm a bastard, you bastard, I used to think that you kid was narrow, who would have thought that your kid was so bad that it was in the bones, it was really a cheat, kidnapping and stealing, and there were all kinds of poisons......" The old professor muttered in his mouth, and the old tears flowed.

"Look at what you said, you are still abducted and stolen, I steal, can I steal like you?? You're just a bad old man, one is not a star, the other is not a beauty, what's the use of me stealing you?? "Zhu Tianfeng's mouth is sharp.

"I'm so angry, you're so angry with me......" The old professor trembled angrily, "You bastard, you wait for me, wait for me when I go back, see how I clean you up, I let you call your parents, let you write a check, and then read it to all the students in the school radio room......"

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