Chapter 813: Lao Tzu is back

If Yuan Yuan saw the gorilla's majesty and agreed to return home with him on a pleasure boat, then he regretted ignoring that the sea is not a playground.

In the small lake of the playground, the water is still, and it is okay to step on it with your eyes closed. But on the sea, the coquettish waves are three feet high without wind. The waves came in waves, and Yuanyuan and the gorilla's clothes never dried.

Therefore, the two of them simply took off their clothes and pants, and in order to avoid the suspicion of being a base, both of them kept their underwear, sat on one side, and continued to step on the boat.

Sometimes, when the waves are too strong and the boat overturns, the gorillas use their own strength to push the boat over again. The two of them have no worries about their lives, but there are a lot of jokes along the way.

Eat fish every day, sometimes sashimi, sometimes dried fish and dried fish. Anyway, eating fish every day makes gorillas want to vomit when they see fish, like a pregnant woman who is three months pregnant, vomiting and vomiting, hungry and screaming, wanting to eat but unable to eat.

"Eh, I said Yuanyuan, how far is this, why has it been a few days, and I still can't see the edge? Is it a mistake on our route? Don't make it too hard to go to Thailand, if you do, I'll throw you in a transgender hospital. The gorilla rested for a while, sat down in his seat and stretched.

Yuanyuan, a dark-skinned, very simple-looking young man, he was no bigger than a gorilla, only a month younger than him. Just because the family conditions are not good, I came out to work as soon as I graduated from junior high school, but I have no technology and no education, so I naturally can't find a good job.

The gorilla felt that he had saved his life, so he invited him to spend a month in Japan. In Japan, the gorilla naturally has no money with his own awesome strength, and even he doesn't understand the language, and he has gathered a group of forces and become the boss again.

Yuanyuan both admired and admired him, and then the gorilla said, "You will mess with me in the future", Yuanyuan took it seriously, and has been following the gorilla as an entourage.

Those shipmates who got up with one of them, left and stayed, because there was no boat, they had to wait for the country to send a boat to meet them, and then return to China.

The gorilla was quite anxious, so he pulled Yuanyuan and stepped on the amusement boat and killed the vast sea. On the day they left, an enthusiastic shipmate sent them to the beach, and when they were seen away, the zealous shipmate, wiped a handful of sweat and muttered: "Nima is really dead, as soon as I heard that you have a boat, I still want to take it back to China, but I didn't expect it to be a pleasure boat." These two 2Bs, to die, are simply to die! ”

Gorillas are indeed dead.

But as a descendant of dragon blood, he will not die if he dies.

The distance from Kagoshima in Japan to Shanghai is approximately 836 kilometers in a straight line. The dark-skinned Yuanyuan looked at the sun in the sky, pointed to the clock with certainty, and said, "That's right, we've been walking in a straight line, and the end of this route is Shanghai." ”

"It's been a few days since Mao, and I can't even see the slightest shadow, and I don't even have a ship near us?" The gorilla didn't believe it, after all, Yuan Yuan had been a sailor for a few years, and his experience was indeed questionable.

"This ......" Yuan Yuan is not very confident in himself, but according to the scientific analysis of time and the sun, it should be correct. But when the gorilla asked, he doubted himself.

"Grandma, you can't be mistaken, are you?" The gorilla's heart seems to have 100,000 grass and mud horses galloping by.

Yuanyuan coughed, hiding his embarrassment, and said with a sneer: "It's probably not wrong, even if the end of the line is not Shanghai, that is Fujian, or a little higher is Shandong, Liaoning, and a little more is estimated to be North Korea and South Korea, anyway, it's not far away, even if it's wrong, let's just change the route." ”

"......" The gorilla rolled his eyes and said, "Diversion?" It's easy to say, my grandmother eats sea fish every day, I vomit when I look at it, and if I don't eat something new, I'm going to get scurvy. ”

"No, no, scurvy is not that easy, at least we still have more than ten oranges." Yuan Yuan smiled innocently, pointed to a large bag of oranges, but now there were only a dozen or so oranges tied to the edge of the boat, and said seriously.

As a sailor, when he first boarded the ship, he specially brought such a large bag of oranges. The prevention was scurvy, and then other foods were also brought, but after the blowing of the waves, most of the things drifted away, except for the orange that was tied to the boat and not floated away.

"Alas!"

It's okay not to say oranges, but when you say orange gorillas, you get angry. Two days ago, because he couldn't eat sea fish, he took oranges to satisfy his hunger, and after eating only a few more, he began to have diarrhea, and he has not been well until today.

Listening to Yuanyuan's words, he glared at him and said, "If you want to eat it yourself, Lao Tzu swore that he would never eat oranges again in the future." ”

"Hehe, Brother Gorilla, tell me about you, I heard you say it was wonderful a few days ago, continue today." Yuan Yuan smiled innocently and said.

The gorilla was not interested, gave him a blank look, and said, "Tell me what to do?" Let's talk about you, let's talk about it, why are you called 'Yuanyuan'? ”

"This, my dad gave me the name, I can't help it." Yuanyuan was helpless.

"Then why is it called Yuanyuan?" The gorilla continued.

Yuan Yuan didn't want to say it, but after the gorilla asked again and again, he couldn't hide it after all, and muttered: "It seems that my head is very round, and then because of the customs in our village, I gave it a random name based on this characteristic." ”

Hearing this, the gorilla looked at his head, not to mention, if he shaved all his hair, his head would be really round. It's even rounder than the bald Tang Lang.

They were driving at full speed, and gradually approached the sea near Suyan Reef.

At that time, there was a ship running on the sea, and it was a cruiser. At the observation post, a navy scanned around with a high-powered telescope, looked at it, and saw something that looked like a ship but was not a ship on the still calm sea level.

After taking a serious look, he was startled, took a breath, and said, "Good girl, won't you?" Isn't that a boat that only exists in a playground? Why did you come to the East China Sea? ”

And, under the gaze of the telescope, the ship ran as fast as a hammer, as if it had been hit with hormones.

The sentry immediately reported the situation to his superiors, who were a second lieutenant in the navy, and when he took the binoculars and looked at them, he was also surprised.

"What's going on? How did the pleasure boat come to the East China Sea? ”

"Go, turn to them, go and ask what's going on."

The second lieutenant gave the order, and the cruiser immediately changed direction and killed the gorilla's pleasure boat.

At that time, the gorilla was bragging and chatting with Yuanyuan, and suddenly saw a white and mighty ship appear on the calm sea, he jumped with joy, pointed and shouted: "Look, there is a ship, there is finally a ship, we can finally give up this broken ship and go with them." ”

Yuan Yuan followed his fingers and looked at it, not waiting for him to be happy for three seconds. Yuan Yuan said with a frightened face: "Brother Gorilla, do you want to take their boat?" ”

Gorilla Lang laughed and said, "Of course, there is a boat to ride, and if you don't take it, you can't take it in vain." ”

Yuan Yuan swallowed his saliva and said worriedly, "But do you know what kind of ship it is?" ”

The gorilla frowned, only to see that the ship was as white as snow, and a bright five-star red flag was planted on the boat, swaggering in the wind. This ship is mighty, and there are cannon muzzles on its left and right, but I can't breathe out what kind of ship it is, anyway, the gorilla looks very pleasing to the eye.

"It's all planted with five-star red flags, of course it's our country's ship, it won't be a pirate ship."

Yuanyuan's face was pale, his expression was stiff, and he couldn't help but tremble when he looked at the ship getting closer and closer, and said, "Brother Gorilla, that ...... That guy is a cruiser. ”

"Cruisers?"

"yes, if we get caught, we're in big trouble."

"What's the trouble?"

"We don't have any documents, and if we are caught, we will definitely be dealt with strictly."

The gorilla touched his chin and thought about it, as if he wanted to think about it for the same reason. Even if you are not afraid of those people, it is not good to offend them. It's better to avoid them for now.

He took a breath and said, "It seems that their target is us, and since you are so troublesome, then we can simply get rid of them." ”

"Dump ...... Dump them? Fling...... Throw off the cruiser? Yuanyuan could hardly believe it.

The gorilla coquettishly began to move his legs and said, "What is this, it shouldn't be a problem to get rid of them." ”

At the beginning of SH City, Meng Que Racing was said to use the power of dragon blood to reach the car, and reducing the weight of the body made the car run faster than an airplane. Although the gorilla has not seen it with his own eyes, after the oral description of some of his subordinates, he feels that even if he is not as good as Meng Que, he should at least be able to reach 70% of his level, right?

He immediately poured the entire hull with the power of the dragon's blood, on the one hand, reducing the weight of the hull, and on the other hand, using the power of the dragon's blood as the propulsion force, and then stepped on it violently, and the speed was indeed nearly ten times faster than before.

Yuan Yuan sat on the other side, feeling the roaring sea breeze, and could barely open his eyes. It's so fast that as soon as you open your mouth, the wind will pour into your mouth and blow your lips flying. In order to prevent the strong wind from blowing him away, Yuan Yuan could only hold on to the handlebar, and his black hair blew like a broom in the howling of the wind.

"Orangutan ...... Brother Gorilla, this ...... It's too fierce, and at this rate, it should be fine to get rid of them. Yuan Yuan lowered his head, and reluctantly tried for a long time to say a complete sentence.

The gorilla sits with its back straight like a javelin in the wind. Hearing Yuanyuan's words, he smiled and said, "It's nothing, in fact, it can be faster." ”

"What...... What the? Can it be faster? "Yuanyuan has seen shocks almost every day since he followed the gorilla, but today it was a shock and a shock, and the shock made the underwear blown crooked by the wind.

As soon as the words came out, the gorilla really increased its speed again. Yuanyuan didn't pay attention, and was almost blown away from his seat by the wind.

"Hold on, don't let the wind blow away." The gorilla laughed, and the ship went like lightning, leaving the cruiser far behind in less than a minute.

The cruiser was at full speed, and even sent speedboats to chase after it, but it failed to catch up. All of them were in vain, and the ensign on the ship was very displeased, and scolded his subordinates, so he had to let the pleasure boat disappear. In order not to tell this ugly thing, the dignified cruiser could not catch up with a pleasure boat, and the second lieutenant told everyone not to mention the incident, just as if it had never happened.

In the vast sea, the gorilla breathed a sigh of relief, and did not know how far it had run, and when it stopped to breathe, a vague outline of an island appeared faintly ahead.

As soon as he saw the island, he exhaled happily with Yuanyuan: "I'm back!" Lao Tzu is finally back! ”