Chapter 0117: The War Between Sisters-in-law
The scene was extremely embarrassing.
It was Li Yajuan who broke into the private room of the teahouse, and unbelievably there was a Liu Qingqing behind her.
The first to be blindfolded was Xiang Tianliang, who was embarrassed by himself, and his only expression was to blush and sit there stiffly.
The air in the private room froze.
The two sisters-in-law stared angrily, and a war seemed inevitable and imminent.
Xiang Tianliang came back to his senses a little, and the first thought was how Liu Qingqing and Li Yajuan, two girls, found out that they were dating Jiang Yuying and quickly found here.
It turned out that Xiang Tianliang made a big mistake first, and he underestimated the intelligence of his good partner Li Yajuan.
After Li Yajuan returned home, the woman's illness played a role, and soon suspected that Xiang Tianliang's words were false, sister-in-law Jiang Yuying's problem, how could she not know that her brother rarely went home all year round, her sister-in-law was the year of the tiger and wolf, and it was unbearable to be sexually unbearable, and it was obvious that there were other men to fill the emptiness, and the sister-in-law could only pretend to be confused, open one eye and close one eye.
But Jiang Yuying wanted to dye it to the dawn, and Li Yajuan couldn't sit still.
Her approach was straightforward and, as it turned out, quite effective.
A phone call with Liu Qingqing, who was resting at home, immediately exposed Xiang Tianliang's lies, don't look at the two of them are usually "jealous" of each other, but they are still united externally, it can be said that Xiang Tianliang is there, and the relationship between the two is respectful and respectful, pushing and giving each other.
With Li Yajuan's reasoning ability and understanding of Jiang Yuying, she quickly set her goal at the Gangtou teahouse opened by Jiang Yuying's parents.
In this way, before Xiang Tianliang and Jiang Yuying entered the play, Liu Qingqing and Li Yajuan were killed.
are all cultivated women, they didn't scold the street, they didn't expose their shortcomings, but in the eyes of both sides, the flames of anger were burning.
It was the silence before the Great War.
Xiang Tianliang didn't say anything, and even settled down and waited for the arrival of war.
Sure enough, as expected, both sisters-in-law and sister-in-law took action.
The woman fought, out of order, and the two bodies touched each other, and quickly fell on the carpet and became entangled.
Xiang Tianliang smiled slightly, and got up, not only did not persuade the fight, but avoided it from afar, lest it be affected by the war.
"Don't, don't fight...... You guys, don't fight......"
Xiang Tianliang was not in a hurry, Liu Qingqing was in a hurry, she was discolored, how could she have seen such a scene, she could only pause and exclaim.
"Dawn, you should persuade quickly."
Xiang Tianliang pulled Liu Qingqing to sit down, glanced at her and said, "Long hair and short knowledge, can you persuade the girls to fight?" ”
Xiang Tianliang had this experience when he was a child.
At that time, the Xiang family still lived in a large courtyard, the fourth aunt and the fifth aunt were famous for their needle tips against Maimang, the big frame was there every month, and the small frame often came, and they fought when they quarreled, and they stopped after fighting, and they had never seen anyone come forward to persuade them, including the fourth and fifth uncles.
Once, Xiang Tianliang, who had just entered the first grade of primary school, was confused by the truth instilled by the teacher, and stepped forward to persuade him to fight, but the result was that he was hit in five legs with three palms, and eleven claw marks were printed on his little face......
Afterwards, when the second uncle of the private teacher taught that when women fight, the most important way for men to deal with it is to stay away.
This principle was firmly remembered by Xiang Tianliang, and it was finally used today.
On the carpet, the sister-in-law and sister-in-law were fighting fiercely, real knives and guns, but in Xiang Tianliang's eyes, there was really no jishu content, what he liked most was to watch people fight, and he was very good at being a teacher in this regard, so he finally shook his head and spoke.
"Tsk...... Come on, come on...... Sister Li, you tugged on her head...... Yes, yes, put your knee on her...... I said Sister Jiang, you're so fucking stupid...... With your hands, with your hands pushing her neck...... Alas, it's not level, it's so level......"
Schadenfreude, disaster will find you.
Suddenly, the sister-in-law stopped, and after a brief look at each other, they both turned around, like two hungry she-wolves, and pounced viciously towards the dawn.
"Help, help......"
Xiang Tianliang was miserable, and he didn't have time to escape, and he was thrown to the ground by two women.
Because he forgot another famous saying of the second uncle who was a private teacher, when a woman fights, don't add fuel to the fire.
The pink fist is like rain, the pain is like an itch, the butt is high, and the head is hugged to protect the face, which is really embarrassing.
Even Liu Qingqing understood, clapped his hands and shouted coquettishly, Xiang Tianliang deserved to be "beaten" this time.
Finally, the sister-in-law was tired, so they put away their pink fists and retreated.
"An old hen that doesn't lay eggs." This was scolded by Jiang Yuying.
"You're a stealer." Li Yajuan also scolded just right.
"There is no Lord for a man."
"You're a man."
After all, it's my sister-in-law, and I know the roots.
Wars between women often end in scolding, and it is a law that words must prevail.
"Fuck, you're not done."
Xiang Tianliang opened his mouth and scolded, startling the three women.
"Li Yajuan, I didn't say you, I'm not you, I'm just an ordinary friend, can you control me? Jiang Yuying, what do you think is the big deal about you, if you don't lend me 200,000, the earth will still rotate, and I will still live alive and kicking, why do you bother me, as for this? or my aunt and sister-in-law, both are state cadres, but what's the difference between you and shrews? Spread outside, at least it can make the people of Qinghe City laugh off their big teeth. ”
As he spoke, Xiang Tianliang slapped the tea table heavily, "Look at your dignity, I feel sick and want to vomit." ”
The sister-in-law woke up like a dream and quickly tidied up their clothes and hair.
Liu Qingqing looked at the novelty and couldn't help but wonder.
"Hehe, Sister Liu, have you ever fought?" Xiang Tianliang asked with a smile.
Liu Qingqing grinned, "No, I have neither a sister-in-law nor a sister-in-law." ”
"Ah, it's still our Sister Liu, beautiful, good-hearted, gentle and dignified, empathetic, Sister Liu, I will recognize you as my sister."
As she spoke, Xiang Tianliang hugged Liu Qingqing and kissed her, which made her face flush.
This is a demonstration effect in psychology, and one trick immediately made Li Yajuan and Jiang Yuying wake up from a dream.
Looking at Li Yajuan, Xiang Tianliang smiled and asked, "Sister Li, it's not right for me to lie to you, I'm going to you daoqian, but is your behavior right today?" ”
"Wrong, wrong."
"And what about after that?"
"Later, not later."
Xiang Tianliang looked at Jiang Yuying again and asked, "Sister Jiang, can you still help me with my loan?" ”
"Yes, yes, I'll do it for you tomorrow?"
"Hehe, are there any strings attached?"
Jiang Yuying blushed and said continuously: "There are no conditions, no conditions." ”
Liu Qingqing tugged at the corner of Xiang Tianliang's clothes, and persuaded in a low voice: "Tianliang, don't say it again, everyone is friends and sisters, let's forget about it." ”
Unexpectedly, Xiang Tianliang raised his face and said:
"Now, it's time to get down to business."