Chapter 524: The Monkey Who Pretends to Be Forced - Left Foot and Right Foot (Tears Running for a Monthly Pass)

After a hearty lunch, all the professors were full of comfort, because they drank some wine, so they were all sweaty.

"Let's go, a few old brothers, it's very cool under the weeping willows by Qingxi Lake, let's take a mat and take a nap under the tree!"

Yunyi's father smiled heartily, he called books in the academy for nearly three months, and he got along very well with this group of masters and professors, and often discussed traditional Chinese culture together, or landscape figure paintings, or calligraphy couplets and ancient poetry history, they are brothers and sisters with each other.

"Good idea, Brother Yun will really enjoy it!"

Ma Beiwang smiled, and then everyone took the mat from Yunyi's house and walked towards the lake.

These mattresses were specially bought by Yunyi from the city when the weather was hot a while ago; It is considered that when the weather in Qingyun Mountain Village is at its hottest, if a large group of friends visit, these mats will be used to lay the ground under the grapevine trellis in the courtyard.

At noon, the river mussels were stewed, and only eight twenty-five centimeters in size were used, and six were useless; Three pearls were dug up from the eight mussels, but they were all six or seven millimeter little guys, and they might be worth twenty or thirty yuan.

So he didn't pry open the remaining six river mussels, but directly put them in buckets, and then walked towards the lake with a mat.

Wukong saw his master go out, and immediately squeaked and ran onto Yunyi's shoulder.

"Wukong, run on the ground by yourself, it's so hot, the boss is dying of heat!"

Yun Yi turned his head to Wukong and said, but this guy was too lazy to walk on the hot road, so he simply pretended not to hear Yun Yi's words at all, squatted on Yun Yi's shoulder, grabbed Yun Yi's collar with one paw, and kept paws on the pergola to look around in the distance.

"Oh yes, this pretending to be 'forced'!"

Yun Yi shook his head, for these guys in the courtyard who were so smart that they were almost demonic. I'm used to it.

Xiaobai was lying under the grape trellis, gulping down the mussel soup and some leftover fish and meat.

The professors are all old, although this thing is delicious, but it is true that they have a small amount of food, so half of the river mussels, meat, and fish are left, and Yunyi's family doesn't eat leftovers now, all of them are given to Xiaobai.

Seeing the owner carrying things out of the yard, Xiaobai ate a little faster, and it was inappropriate to describe it as eating. After a while, a small basin of more than ten catties of soup and fish and mussels was 'swallowed' by Xiaobai, and then chased out of the river with a bulging belly.

"Ah, Xiaobai's belly is up, like two round balls!"

Chen Yuequan's face exclaimed in surprise, the sides of Xiaobai's lower abdomen, because of eating too much, swelled up, it was really like two round balls.

"Ranran, Xiaobai eats so much. Won't your stomach burst, right? ”

Cheng Xuan, who was also born in the city and had never seen a dog eat so full, looked at the big girl with a worried face and asked.

"It's okay, the dog is very good at eating. Especially the puppy can eat, plus Xiaobai's father is a wolf, so it's okay to eat so much! ”

The eldest girl glanced up at Xiaobai, and then said with a slight smile; In the past, when the eldest girl's family first brought the big ash here. Because the family is poor, they generally don't eat well; But when the eldest girl's father went up the mountain and occasionally caught a hare and pheasant, the vegetable soup soaked rice. It is also to let the puppy in the juvenile stage eat the same as Xiaobai.

Summer is scorching and the sun is scorching.

In such weather, walking in the sun for a minute at most can make people who don't wear hats dizzy and their scalps tingle.

Yunyi is no exception, carrying a bucket and holding a mat, from the door of his house to the edge of Qingxi Lake, it is only a distance of more than fifty meters, which makes him feel uncomfortable like entering the oven, and it is easy to run under the weeping willows, and suddenly a refreshing cool breeze blows, burrowing into the skin from the clothes, taking away every trace of hot 'spicy' on the skin, making him cool from the skin to the bones.

"Ah, on a day like this, lying under the willow tree by the lake, what a great joy in life!"

Yun Yi groaned comfortably, poured the river mussels in the small bucket into the lake, and then lay down on the mat, blowing the cool breeze with both hands open.

A group of professors and masters will also lie on the mat regardless of their image, and some masters simply take off their undershirts and go straight to the top like a country man; Some masters also put a teapot on the side of the mat, and when they are thirsty, they take a sip on the spout, and the surrounding masters do not dislike it, so they simply pass the teapot to each other, drink herbal tea under the tree, and blow the cool breeze.

Yun Yi saw that the masters were all holding the teapot and drinking it to their mouths, and only then did he feel that he was also a little thirsty; He didn't want to go back to get the teapot with the masters, and the lazy he was to go back to get the teapot, and he lay on the mat and looked at it, Wukong was sitting next to him and knocking melon seeds; And the little white guy who had just eaten was crawling at his feet and sticking out his tongue to dissipate heat.

"Wukong, go home and bring back the teapot on the table for the boss!"

After pondering for a while, Yun Yi lay on the mat and stretched out his arm to pat Wukong Dao.

"Squeak!"

Wukong glanced at the white ground outside the weeping willows, and saw that the place where there was no grass was steaming by the ocean, and the land was like scattered sand, so he scratched his ears and looked around, but he didn't go out, pretending to be deaf and dumb, as if he hadn't heard Yunyi's words.

"Wukong, you guy, boss, I really fed you for nothing, hurry up!"

Seeing Wukong's grinding and grinding, Yun Yi's eyes widened, and there was a hint of anger in his voice, which suddenly made Wukong dare not continue to talk nonsense with Yun Yi.

This guy glanced at the white ground outside, then probed his brain, took a step back to look at Yun Yi, and walked out of the shade with an aggrieved face.

Walking to the edge of the shade, Wukong looked up at the hot sun in the sky, and looked back at Yunyi pitifully, Yunyi was naturally stern; Wukong turned his head stupidly, looked at the white ground, and carefully stretched out his left foot to try to see if it was hot.

"Squeak!"

As soon as Wukong's foot landed, he immediately retracted it, and the two monkey paws squeaked desperately loudly while holding his right foot, jumping and jumping beside Yunyi, as if it was painful just now.

Looking at Wukong holding that right foot and pretending to be + forced, Yun Yi's face was suddenly covered with black lines, if it was a picture in the anime, it is estimated that Yun Yi's forehead would be full of cold sweat now.

"Poof!!"

A professor who was holding a teapot and looking at Wukong immediately squirted out a mouthful of tea. The surrounding group of professors were also beaten by Wukong's laughter, some of them were lying on the mat and holding their stomachs, and some were slapping the mat, looking like they couldn't stop laughing.

It seems that this group of professors and masters have all been amused by Wukong all at once.

Not all the masters noticed Wukong's actions just now, so they thought that although Wukong's appearance of holding his feet was funny, it couldn't be so exaggerated, so many masters of Chinese studies here.

To know the Tao of Lu, the most important thing in Chinese culture is to nourish qi, and if a master does not have the kung fu to nourish qi, he will not be able to go home. It's hard to be called a master.

"Brother Qiubai, is this Wukong thing really so funny, making you forget the solemnity of being a teacher?"

A master who is very old-fashioned on weekdays, when he saw a group of friends laughing like this, his face suddenly became a little unhappy.

Master Li Qiubai easily suppressed his smile, and then gently rubbed his stomach that hurt from laughter, and pointed at Wukong and said:

"Brother Chen Ang, don't you think Wukong's monkey head holding his right foot is ridiculous?"

Saying that, Li Qiubai seemed to be a little unhappy. Continue to rub your belly and smile.

"It's ridiculous, but it's not so bad as to make my generation degraded, right?"

Chen Ang raised his eyebrows, very dissatisfied with Li Qiubai's appearance of not being able to cultivate his qi and kung fu at home, and continued to ask.

"Huh. Brother Chen Ang, don't you know, this Wukong's foot that stretched out to test the land just now is his left foot, but this guy didn't want to get the teapot for Yunyi's lazy boy. Holding his right foot, you said this ha

Li Qiubai said, unable to hold back his laughter. Rubbing his stomach again and laughing.

"Left foot? Right foot? ”

Master Chen Ang was stunned for a moment, looking at Wukong holding his right foot, a miserable look of pain, his old-fashioned face was suddenly full of strange looks, and after a while, the expression on his face was even more strange, frowning and squeezing his eyes, and he couldn't help it, he was also sitting on the mat with one hand on the mat, and one hand slapped the mat hard and laughed, laughing and intermittently:

"This monkey monkey head, laughing at me and me"

At this time, the eldest girl Yunyan and the three sisters also packed up the table, dishes and chopsticks, and also ran to the lake with the mat.

As soon as he ran under the tree, Chen Yueyuan immediately sighed: "Ah, it's still cool by this lake, but it's not good under the grapevines in the yard!" ”

As he spoke, several girls walked over to Yunyi.

"Brother, what are you laughing at, masters?"

A few girls noticed the laughter of the masters just now, and at first they thought that the masters were talking about some Chinese studies or academic jokes, but now they don't look like it; Yun Yan curiously leaned into Yun Yi's ear and asked.

Yunyi was about to speak, when Chen Yueyuan saw Wukong, who was holding his right foot, jumping from the willow tree to that side, and picking it up, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "What's wrong with this guy Wukong, what are you doing with your feet all the time?" ”

Yun Yi sighed, and then told Wukong about the temptation of Wukong's left foot just now, and suddenly several girls couldn't stand up with laughter, especially Chen Yueyuan, a lively girl, who simply lay on the mat and rolled back and forth, screaming for stomach pain.

The animals in Yunyi's courtyard are all crazy guys, especially Wukong, who likes to pretend to be forced the most, especially when he is in front of beautiful women; At this time, several girls laughed loudly, making Wukong hold his right foot and shout louder and dance more happily, without the consciousness of being recognized at all. (To be continued.) )

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